Citations:santorum

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English citations of santorum[edit]

frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter[edit]

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2004[edit]

  • 2004 August 11, SizeQueenSupreme, “Big Ben”, Literotica:
    Finally he withdrew, a mix of blood, santorum, and cum suddenly darning[sic] from my ravaged asshole.
  • 2004 August 19, Miz Daisy Cutter, “Re: Update on Her Couchness”, alt.tasteless, Usenet:
    And when the stunt cock needs some savor, / Fresh santorum gives him flavor / It's the fluffer's very favorite thing to swill.... / They make an awful lot of scat films in Brazil!

2005[edit]

  • 2005, Jack R. Dunn, Hard[1], page 134:
    She wads up the t-shirt, uses it to wipe a trickle of santorum from her ass, and throws it under the cot.
  • 2005 January 22, An Awful Cad, “Reversal of Fortune Ch. 02”, Literotica:
    I grabbed a pillow from the couch and used it to wipe the santorum from my cock, leaving a greasy brown smear on the cream-colored fabric, and stumbled off to the kitchen.
  • 2005 May 3, Grey, “Kristen's Request”, The Chaos Grey (at asstr.org):
    Her lips were tainted brown for the oozing santorum, and her tongue was still desperately licking as he pulled her back.
  • 2005 May 30, Roy, “Allison is a he - Allison's story - part 2”, Xnxx.com:
    When we disengaged from our love-making, I had to be careful so that the santorum (the mixture of cum and loose, liquefied excretia) wouldn't get all over us and my car seat.
  • 2005 June 16, John McLeod, “Feeldoe First Time”, Literotica:
    It was coated in a layer of santorum, a frothy mixture of lube and the contents of my ass.
  • 2005 October 4, An Awful Cad, “A Most Unusual Evening”, Literotica:
    Then came the capper: Aliyah eagerly – no, hungrily – sucking the grimy santorum from my cock, fresh from her ravaged ass with my spunk pooled on her face.

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  • 2007 March 19, Kane, Faye, “I'm an autistic woman, and this is the true story of what was done to me.”, alt.sex.stories.moderated, Usenet:
    Then when then next man turned me over and fucked me on my back, the KY had melted from my body heat and the thick, gooey santorum was running out of my ass.
  • 2007 April 3, Pause, Rewind, Replay, “Pause, Rewind, Replay for April 2, 2007”, alt.music.rush, Usenet:
    Well we grabbed the lubes from where we stored them / And I filled you with goo, oh DB / When we finished you ate the Santorum / So I wouldn't kiss you, oh DB
  • 2007 September 18, Robert J. Rubel, Squirms, Screams and Squirts: Now you can turn great sex into extraordinary sex, Nazca Plains, ISBN 9781887895644, OCLC 174131309, OL 25167662M, page 65:
    In the “for what it's worth” department, the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex is called santorum.
    Safety Warning #6: Be particularly cautious where this santorum goes. As previously noted, you don't want to get any fecal matter in the vaginal area. Bad safety risk.
  • 2007 October 21, The Sympathetic Devil, “Wishbone: Promotion”, The Erotic Mind-Control Story Archive:
    He wiped his dick with it, then used it to wipe up the santorum that was running down her leg.

2008[edit]

  • 2008, Richard J. Polney, “A Horrible Night of Research and Erudite Bloodletting”, in Pierce, Christopher editor, Men on the Edge: Dangerous Erotica, Hemdon: StarBooks, ISBN 9781934187289, OCLC 222163880, OL 25167643M, page 38:
    Then, one of them broke ranks and rammed his blood-lubed fist straight up my ass and twisted hard, pulled it out and licked the santorum clean.
  • 2008, Austen James, Hate Starve Curse: A Disagreeable Man's Search for Nothingness in the Face of Everythingness, edition First, Broken Science, ISBN 9781438235028, OL 25167656M, page 30:
    Any residents not burned alive in the fires or drowned in the flood will be made to drink a mixture of bodily fluids typically deposited in on the streets during Mardi Gras until death. The mixture should consist of (but is not limited to) sweat, snot, urine, saliva, tears, vomit, sexual fluids, and feces and santorum.
  • 2008 April 9, SlickTony, “Panic Ch. 03”, Literotica:
    If I'm going to do it at all, I insist on having soap and running water nearby. And santorum in my sleeping bag? Forget it. Just For. Get. It.
  • 2008 July 28, Peacenik, “Atheist Professor Follows Through on Promise and Desecrates Eucharist”, alt.abortion:
    First moisten the stolen host it so it becomes pliable, then give it to a married gay guy who is in an open marriage. He'll put the host on his penis and roll a condom over it. Then he'll go ahead and commit gay adultery, having anal sex with a man of a different race. He'll pull out, making sure the cum-covered wafer remains inside the condom, and then he will fill the condom with santorum. Then place the nasty condom (wear surgical gloves!) on the face of a photo of the pope, and sandwich it with a photo of an aborted fetus.
  • 2008 November 22, dhdream, “Anal sex - how does it feel?”, vintage-erotica-forum.com:
    Hope this helps, I'm trying to get my fiancée into it, she does just about everything else, she says the fear of intense pain and the santorum (that slimy mush of shit and lube in porn u sometimes see) worry her most.

2009[edit]

  • 2009 February 1, jakeo germany, “multiple positions during 1sex session, hows it possible”, PlentyOfFish:
    Porn is fantasy. Its edited. And staged. Anal Sex w/o 'santorum' = fake. The performers are taking who-knows-what drugs. The men in porn are abnormal - an average dude with an average 6 in willie who lasts 10 minutes won't be in many porns.
  • 2009 April 18, m1thousand, “Re: Need some advice on anal sex.”, JustUsBoys:
    Gay men often worry about being "clean down there" before having gay anal sex. There are also concerns about seepage of santorum "post anal sex."
  • 2009 August 28, torris, “New Anal Girls, or Girls New to Anal”, adultdvdtalk.com:
    And Kristina had avoided atm in the earlier anal coupling but Manuel pulled her to him and she grabbed his slippery dick. I thought she was gonna do the old "rattlesnake shake". (Where the girl quickly fists all the santorum goo before inserting cock into mouth. Boo). Nope, she sort of lovingly hesitated and put her mouth over his cock. Is there a concept as "romantic" ATM?

2010[edit]

  • 2010 June 28, BiBedBud, “Re: Best Positions for Dongs?”, Bisexual.com:
    If you use as much lube as I do, you’ll want to put down a towel or some plastic under your ass, because you’re going to experience some Santorum. I strongly recommend a cleansing enema before the festivities begin.
  • 2010 July 24, Sean O'Hara, “YAADT: Clear, odorless discharge from my anus”, DVD Talk Forum:
    Sorry, but in my book farts only consist of gas and aerosolized fecal matter. Anything else that comes out of your ass is either shit or santorum. (Excluding foreign bodies, of course.)
  • 2010 October 27, Nyariat Hotep, “Art Exhibit Depicting Jesus in a Sex Act Sparks Outrage Options”, alt.abortion, Usenet:
    I wonder if his jizz had miraculous powers? Or santorum from his anus on Peter' peter after Jebus got his holy ass pumped full by the apostles?
  • 2010 December 4, fastandsloppy, “No Such Thing as an Ex-Slut Ch. 03”, Literotica:
    Back in the cabin he excused himself and headed for the shower to wash the smears of santorum from his cock.

2011[edit]

  • 2011 February 5, writer_girl, “Devil's Plaything Ch. 02”, Literotica:
    Jane woke bent over the rock, covered in cum, santorum, and blood.
  • 2011 March 3, “So excited, the bf and I are trying anal for the first time together”, Lovingyou.com:
    Don't worry. 'Santorum only happens occasionally, and you're doing the right thing by eating lightly and using wipes. It's not the end of the world if it gets messy, anyway. You just jump in the shower, and continue in there.
  • 2011, Icemilk, “Booty Sex” (song)[2], in Sofa King Delicious (album): 
    I'll fuck you till my dick's dry / Squirt santorum in my eye
  • 2011 April 14, UrbanBaby post at 05:35pm, “Is anal sex enjoyable? Isn't it painful? Do you get feces all over the place?”, UrbanBaby:
    i suppose, but you know if it's okay. Don't do it if you're having gastro-intestinal issues. Use lube. And if there's a tiny bit of santorum, the guy won't care because he got to do anal. Just don't let him cum inside you. It feels horrible all day. Omly whores and porn stars do that, imo.
  • 2011 June 11, blondgrrl, “Do woman like anal sex?”, Lovingyou.com:
    If you get santorum every time you have anal sex, then you need to do a few things beforehand to prepare.
  • 2011 June 24, Walter Reimer, “Summer Party”, Nifty Archive:
    He tipped his head back as he felt the piss wetting his fur, and moaned as he felt cum and santorum oozing slowly from the one-car garage that used to be his tailhole.
  • 2011 September 3, Pluto Knee Em, “Approaching Storm; or Jake’s Tales 2”, The Erotic Mind-Control Story Archive:
    Eventually we were both spent and santorum stained, and she folded her body forward while I lay on top of her back, still inside but finally softening as I should.
  • 2011 December 11, 1077ad, “I Wanna Be Degraded Ch. 02”, Literotica:
    Mike's dick, which had just been in my ass, was moving in, and I opened my mouth to receive him. I wasn't sure what to expect, but his cock was sticky with the slightly sour taste of santorum. Strangely, it wasn't a disagreeable flavor at all.
  • 2011 December 17, Grillz, “Republican Anal Beads”, Austin Rabble:
    Everyone’s heard stories of friends outed by the usual suspects: protein-stained Men’s Health magazines, poorly concealed gay porn files and telltale santorum on the bedsheets.

2012[edit]

Dirty Signs With Kristin - Santorum (March 10, 2012)
  • 2012 January 18, samara_k, “Corporate Whore Ch. 02”, Literotica:
    Bill made her clean up everything—herself, her desk, the santorum stain on the floor.
  • 2012 January 20, Ed Taylor, “Yolonda Gets Tutored, Part 5”, Loliwood Studios (at asstr.org):
    My cock wilts and she expels it from her ass, trailing a frothy brown santorum of fecal matter and lube. I clean the santorum up with a few Kleenexes and fall asleep cuddling my favorite and best 6th grade student.
  • 2012 January 30, g00d2day, “[gay anal sex drawbacks...]”, Large Penis Support Group:
    Nothing worse than santorum running down you're leg. I put up with this for several months with an old partner. Then I started making him were condoms again or pull out. He was a heavy cummer, and I couldn't be bothered with the mess any more. That's all I got.
  • 2012 February 17, Shishi Gokoro, “Neologophile”, alt.sex.stories, Usenet:
    Without complaint, / he kissed her taint, / and then he ricked santorum.
  • 2012 March 10, thfemale, “Dirty Signs With Kristin: Santorum”, YouTube, accessed on 2012-04-03:
    In case you're not aware, santorum is defined on the Internet as the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter as a byproduct of anal sex.
  • 2012 May 14, Fidem Turbare, “Re: Documented case of gerbiling”, alt.atheism, Usenet:
    How true these words are today: "See one asshole and you've seen them all." Perhaps it's the santorum that makes the difference?

2013[edit]

  • 2013 March 5, Drew Magary, “The Best (Or Maybe Worst) NBA Rule-Change Idea You’ll Ever Hear”, Deadspin, accessed on 2013-03-05:
    What do you have against butter foam? That buttery santorum is just as viable as the clear shit.
  • 2013 May 28, Dan Savage, American Savage: Insights, Slights, and Fights on Faith, Sex, Love, and Politics, New York: Dutton, ISBN 9780525954101:
    If you're doing anal sex right, if you're assfucking correctly, there will be no santorum.
  • 2013 September 4, dinkleberry, “ANALyze This”, Literotica:
    I suggest applying more lube on my ass and your cock no matter how much is already there. Remember you don't wanna see any santorum, right?

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Citations of the Tagalog word in English[edit]

  1. (Philippines) a tax levied on churchgoers given to the church; a tithe.
    • 1901 January 25, “Church Lands in Philippine Islands”, in Reports of the Taft Philippine Commission, Washington Government Printing Office, page 74:
      Now the "santorum," or what was before that the "diesmos," was a contribution levied on the people of the parish to build the churches. Was that a voluntary contribution, or was it a regular tax?
      A. All Catholic residents of the parish were required to pay it.
      Q. And were they all Catholics?
      A. Yes, sir; it was a special fee imposed on all Catholics of the parish.
    • 1974 January/April, Philippiniana Sacra, volume 9, page 338: 
      The Archbishop's position is approved without opposition, and the Bishops, through the Delegate, are allowed to restore the old system of collection, popularly known as the "Santorum."
  2. (Philippines) A traditional sacrifice or food offering for the purpose of warding off evil spirits; an atang, a pañang.
    • 1937 February, Venancio S. Duque, “Santorum”, Philippine Magazine, volume 32, JSTOR 1177391, page 75: 
      Santorum is a name given to a certain weird and mystic ceremony performed by native medicos in northern Luzon and in the central provinces to cure those who are said to be suffering from ailments wrought by the spirits.
      A santorum, sometimes called a pañang, was performed for the treatment of one of the writer's acquaintances after the attending physician had given up all hope for his recovery.

Tagalog citations of santorum[edit]

tax, tithe[edit]

  • 1874, Manual del Cabeza de Barangay, en Castellano y en Tagalog (Manila), page 25:
    Diesmos nang reservado ang sa pagalis nang rom, ang tubos nang polistas sa canilang trabajo, ang sa caban nang calahatan at ang limos na tinatauag na santorum na ibinibigay sa simbahan.

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  • 1987, Damiana L. Eugenio, Awit and corrido: Philippine metrical romances, page 348:
    Unang pangcat nang awit na tinatawag na PLUS SANTORUM mulasa [...] sa paglalang ng Panginoong Dios sa boong mundo hangang sa pagcamatay ni Joseng anae ni Patriarca Jacob.