Facetious misnomer based on the type of footwear (sandals) which Jesus is traditionally held to have worn.
Jesus boots (plural only)
- (slang) Sandals.
- 2004, Richard Laymon, The Lake, Leisure Books (2005), ISBN 9781428502956, unnumbered page:
- "She had a brother, Ben. Now, he was a real hippie. Long hair, beard, wild shirts, Jesus boots. Into the Beatles. The works."