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[edit] Urban Dictionary

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[edit] Pussyistic

When a contributor of dubious repute tried to create an entry for pussyistic, I googled to see what would come up. Google, in its attempt to see if my request was an error, asked me if I meant pessimistic. Eclecticology

[edit] Channel

(Internet) In IRC, a ??? that is named and based upon digital distinction as opposed to analog distinction.

[edit] cheeseware

Cheeseware. /n/ CHEEZ' waer. From the latin, cheezium discusticum. Software characterized by a generally low quality nature not unlike Velveeta or string cheese. Often presented as legitimate quality software or used as enticement as a fair exchange of your hard earned bucks. Example, "Don't bother with that disk, it's just cheeseware."

[edit] Jolly Fun Pack

See this subpage, as it's a bit large.

[edit] cartozoology

The science or practice of discovering and studying animals outlined paradigmatically by street layouts as they appear on maps, especially with reference to physical evidence of the animals’ presence in the corresponding terrain.

See this website for more information :)

[edit] kakkahätä

This is all completely wrong, kakkahätä mean need to go poop

[edit] Scrabble flirting

flirting with a Scrabble opponent by writing flirtatious words on the board.

[edit] rm nd mnky

Rum and monkey - now vowel free

edit rm nd mnkey - nw vwl fr

[edit] damp squib

octopus like creature sitting in a shower with a blocked nose

[edit] Mcbridean logic

A term used to describe a system of quarderay binary logic used in aspects of quantum computing. The system is based on the existance of four states 1, 0, not 1 and not 0. The system requires not 0 to be not equivalent to one and for not 1 not to be equivalent to 0, while not 0 and not 1 may or may not be equivalent.

[edit] Wunch

A group of people working in the banking industry.

For example

"What an annoying wunch of bankers"

[edit] From reek

This dodgy edit on Wiktionary reeks of User:Wonderfool

[edit] shitpipe sherrif

Imagine for a moment, that you REALLY are they sherrif of a shitpipe! Imagine! How fanciful! Would you have a deputy? Would you arrest those who enter?

[edit] stitious

The act of using rituals to appease nature.

In example,

I was so stitious that I will never walk underneath a ladder.

Contrary to popular belief, the word SUPERSTITIOUS is not analogous to the word stitious. SUPERstitious is equivalent to being EXCESSIVELY or OVERLY stitious.

[edit] badass

A person who defines supreme confidence, nearly divine abilty, and a frequent disregard for authority. Very few badasses live in the current era, but are portrayed frequently in the media. The difference between the standard badass and a regular hero (or villan, bad guys might, reasonably enough, actually have an easier time being badass) Take James Bond, for example. He is not a badass. He acts out of loyalty, he is not particularly capable, and he is just a tad bit too perfect to be a badass. Dirty Harry is a badass. He has absolutely no loyalty to anone except his own version of justice. He kills anyone who even bends said rules, and does it without anything even resembling restraint. He is also completely devoid of fear. Villans can be badass, but it works differently for them. Take Darth Vader, for instance. He is not particularly badass, because he has this complex loyalty thing going on. However, Vicous from cowboy bebop is a badass, because he doesn't care if its his own mother who's crossing him, he'll kill him/her anyway. Oddly enough, evil badasses often come off as strangly aristocratic, as their uncaring actions and dignified personalities combined with the standard perfect grooming and flowing garments of any good archvillan gives them a rather regal aura.

[edit] ఊపిరితిత్తులు

chinese or japanese or egyptian or alien or some asian writing

It's Telugu. I believe it means lungs. --Dijan 21:49, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] rambling

[edit] English

[edit] Noun

rambling

1. Walking outdoors over hills n stuff

[edit] Adjective

rambling

1. Starting concisely and clear, then later losing consistence and ending up being just a whole lot of words shoved together to try to give something a bit of a definition, but ultimately ending up as a difficult-to-follow meaning, kinda like a transgressive stream-of-conciousness style. And normally "rambling" has connotations that mean you end up talking off-subject, and missing the whole point of what you originally came there for. You know what I mean? It's like waffling or gesticulating or whatever you wanna call it, and should definitely be clamped down on. Hmmm, ah yes, I'm meant to be writing a definition of rambling, aren't I...that's my job as lexicogrpaher innit. Nah, I think SB can write better definitions than me. I just ramble and piss him off when I define English words. Sorry SB, ;0.

[edit] Usage note

Rambling is very bad for use in essays, and probably just as bad for writing concise dictionary definitions of words.

[edit] Spin bowler

== European ==

1. A spin bowler is the bowling in the game of cricket.

[edit] Zonino

(1) An incorrect text message prediction (by some mobile phone T9 dictionaries) for "Woohoo!", an oft cried exultation by Homer Simpson, which has since passed into everyday language. The word is now used as a direct substitute for woohoo.

If so, then may I coin a word "Barehed", an incorrect txt message prediction for Cardiff, which I always encounter? --Dangherous 17:11, 15 March 2006 (UTC)

(2) An up-and-coming UK-based band, as yet unsigned. Imagine New Order, the Bravery and Oasis had a big fight on Embrace's keyboards while Muse and the Doves stood on the sidelines shouting "barney! barney!". They took their name from (1) above in April 2003 and regretted being the first to tell the world..

[edit] doped

Noun

1. A driver of a moped who is on dope

[edit] Expanded

[edit] Adjective

this definition needs to be expanded. --Expurgator t(c) 18:29, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] obfuscate

1. To ascertain the true definition of the verb obfuscate, one must search deep into the pool of linguistic anomalies which we refer to colloquially as the English language (or alternatively just English, if we wish to be concise). This language, although used by millions of people, has no single definitive form (although traditionally, the original English spoken natively in the British Isles (otherwise known as Great Britain and The United Kingdom, although these terms technically refer to different entities) could be considered authoritative. However, there are many different dialects spoken throughout even these lands, leading to differing opinion as to the true definition and acceptable usage of any given word or phrase). This leads us to the conclusion that there actually is no definition of the verb obfuscate, and maybe the whole concept of language is inappropriate. Of course, given the evolution of language as it occurs currently, the word obfuscate will almost certainly cease to exist reasonably soon. Taking these rather important factors into consideration, one might observe that we could help advance the evolution of language now, by refusing to accept this word as part of the English language.

   It is possible that with some deliberation a panel of experts may concur that the above 'definition' is actually in itself a well-formed example of obfuscation.

[edit] hithimto

1. Masculine form of hitherto, for use in talking about masculine subjects; something up to that time that was masculine (or more masculine than feminine).

[edit] I'll be a monkey's uncle

1. My sibling is pregnant with a non-human primate

[edit] journeyed

verb form

1. To be driven past late at night with Journey songs blasted from a car at you

[edit] stollen

I personally have not seen or heard use of "stollen" as an English word. I don't believe it deserves an entry under ==English==. There are no /Citations supporting this listing. (If the English listing goes, then the German entry will need a defintion that is in real English.)--Richardb 13:28, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

It is on sale in every English supermarket every Christmas. The word is never enclosed in quotation marks and is now part of the English language. This is from the "Concise Oxford" - stollen /shtolln, stolln/ • noun a rich German fruit and nut loaf. — ORIGIN German. SemperBlotto 13:33, 29 May 2006 (UTC) I can back up what SemperBlotto is saying. No italics or capitalisation in sight when it's on sale in Sainsbury's - it's an English word now, much like panettone (yum!) — Paul G 06:21, 31 May 2006 (UTC) One question, is the "oll" pronounce as in "follow" or "swollen"? Shoof 23:25, 31 May 2006 (UTC) AFAIK, no -oll words from modern German are pronounced as "swollen", so assume as "pollen" (or "follow"). --Enginear 12:05, 2 June 2006 (UTC) Okay, so it's not pronounced like stolen then. Shoof 20:01, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

The entry was:

1. A traditional German cake eaten at Christmas time that is often stolen.

[edit] irony board

1. A platform where one can make their ironic statements, and in the mean time smoothe out any unwanted creases with any hot air they may be harboring

[edit] bumpin fuzzies

to have intercorse with an unshaven man and/or woman

[edit] SABDFL

1. Self Appointed Benevolent Dictator for Life (IRC handle of Mark Shuttleworth).

[edit] Atlantean, Continent

Atlantean, Continent commonly called The Continent of Atlantis (not to be confused with the Island remanent referred to in the writings of Plato) is mythically to have existed (due to present humanities lack of scientific proof) over some 400,000 years ago.

It covered the area from the north (U.K) down south (Southern Africa) and eastward (China/Japan).

It was the birth place of our present human-ness from the 'introduction' of a spark of OM (conscious soul) into the then evolved 'homo-sapien' that one can term 'human-animal'.

There were two groups at work therein, the Children of One God and the Sons of Belial. (see Wikipedia for more information)

Editor's note: This was deleted for lack of verifiable continent.

[edit] Category:Languages of Antarctica

The entry speaks for itself.

[edit] Plants (from WT:RFDO)

[edit] Category:en:Plants

Empty category (I recategorized the only entry) that seems to be a duplicate of Category:en:Plants. — V-ball 17:17, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Deleted. (Category:en:Plants cannot be a duplicate of Category: en:Plants, because they are one and the same) —Stephen 17:33, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

(V-ball later clarified that he meant Category:Plants.)

[edit] spazz out (from WT:RFD)

[edit] spazz out

Having failed RFV, this world may be safely deleted. -- Beobach972 00:12, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

(Misspelling of word; perhaps an example of Beobach972 spazzing out.)

[edit] rebuttal

1. (Video) The act of rewinding an image of a nude ass on a video.

[edit] cupcakeosaur

1. A noun; A cupcakeosaur is a mix between a cupcake and a dinosaur. For instance, A T-Rex whose body is a cupcake.

[edit] Kajdaujtkrjua;eua;ui;atkjknkhd [from RFD]

I have deleted the page Kajdaujtkrjua;eua;ui;atkjknkhd (oohh, my first deletion of vandalism!). I trust that nobody wants to bring the page back, but since it was my first deletion...
The content was

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and the sole editor was 168.8.148.20. I also deleted the associated talk page, the content of which was

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ajtyg  fy ghjfghjk ad ajb kghajkhgajg;aiyyiy a; arhguaryo ao;yhtryiryiii   rth
foreshadowing is a literay device in which an author is thery why you like ypu likr you 
like to me aet aret you liker to like he she peoples peeples  sharekaw peeples shar
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— Beobach972 15:04, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

I don't know. I certainly didn't know that a;eygaytyaoh;laytpay;atpyqahayejl;t;ayrahjiryajhklarhtp ay before I read the entry. And the bit about like he she peoples peeples sharekaw......very insightful. And I have to imagine the etymology would be interesting as well, perhaps from Ancient Greek ἀσδφκῆφηκδύδησοτψ? Atelaes 08:43, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've heard this word used. Im fact I think that's what I said last time I dropped a dictionary on my toe. Widsith 08:46, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

That would make it an interjection, but I still don't see a language statement. I think I would have just marked it {{notenglish}}. --EncycloPetey 15:28, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Delete as pointlessly biased against Dvorak keyboard layouts. --Connel MacKenzie 16:07, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Maybe the original writer was a brilliant student of semiotics, and an avid fan of Jorge Luis Borges's short piece "The Library of Babylon." In other words, you may have just deleted the only communicable form of the Truth about the universe. Damn.

[edit] Princess Leia

From Trivia section: "It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life."

[edit] inflatio

• Etymology

from the word "fellatio

• def.: what happens during oral sex. DCDuring 23:37, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] upside-down

You have to see the edit for yourself.

[edit] phycological harassment

• Algae have feelings too. Nadando 01:42, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] haroseth

[edit] English

[edit] Etymology

harose + -eth

[edit] Verb

haroseth

1. (archaic) Third-person singular simple present indicative form of harose.

Amidst other archaic forms such as glorifieth and healeth.

[edit] neogolism and negolism

Words invented by the deletionist Gavin Collins that mean "neologism."[1]

[edit] mermaid

1. A fish with boobs

[2]

[edit] Comfortable Chaos Disorder

1. A medical condition on the opposite end of the spectrum from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. A person with CCD exibits apathy in the face of chaos and disorder, physical or organizational. Upon entering the house or workspace of a CCD sufferer, one will notice papers, mail, clothing, and various objects laying around in a seemingly random array. Those with CCD often deny their chaos by explaining that they know where everything is - or that they have a special unseen organizational method. A person with CCD is also able to be in situations with no apparent leadership, or various parties vying for leadership with elevated noise and commotion levels without the inspiration to organize such chaos. Organized persons are cautioned to avoid helping CCD patients because they can't be helped.

[edit] hedgemony

A union between a shrubbery and anything else. This could include: another shrubbery, former shrubbery, an inanimate object, or an animate one. It may have been the goal of the quest of the Knights Who Say Ni.

[edit] drag racing

1. A race between two people who go in drag

[edit] MILF

[edit] Acronym

MILF

1. Mindless Idiot Looking up Filth

[edit] Usage notes

• "MILF" was once thought to be an acronym for something like "Mothers ...", but this has been shown to be false. (No citation other than appearance in "Urban Dictionary" is required for this assertion.)
• This is the most often "hit", i.e. searched-for term in the Wiktionary
• This indicates that the tendency of randy adolescents to look up prurient words in dictionaries has not changed in the last half-century.

[edit] See also

• For the benefit of the above mentioned randy adolescents, please see penis, vagina, vulva, breast.
• For those who are more adventurous, see cunnilingus. If you can handle that, WTF are you doing here?

[edit] West Germanic language

(content was: "hi, boys.")

[edit] recow

[edit] Pronunciation

• IPA: /rɪkaʊ/
• Rhymes: -aʊ

[edit] Verb

recow

1. (transitive) To regain possession of a cow.

   I was recowed after paying the ransom.

2. (transitive) To return a cow to its previous owner.

   I will recow you when we meet next week.

[edit] strix

Latin

[edit] Noun

strix f, genitive strigis

1. channel, groove, vampire, screech owl

[edit] walleto

[edit] English

[edit] Noun

wallet (plural walleto)

1. Someone who does not speak Spanish and tries to say "wallet". The female noun would be "purseta".

[edit] Ride of paul revere

Paul Revere

He was a awesome dude. He rode to his death on a motorcycle and pooped his stomach out his mouth.

He was also a bitch. He was born June 6, 1982 and died june 2, 1564. He had man-sex with Henry the 8th of England.

[edit] defidorate

1. (verb) To remove all the dogs from a certain area.

   The animal rescue services had to defidorate the area near florida before the hurricane struck.

[edit] See also

Ok, for the second time I have to move this now: people, this section should be last!

• WP:BJAODN
• BJAODN