Wikisaurus:penis/more

• a full set of cock and balls
• alabama black snake ('Full Metal Jacket')
• anaconda
• angry samoan
• ankle spanker

• anteater (uncircumcised penis)
• arrow
• artillery cum shopper
• artistic cauliflower (Finland)

• aspirin meatball
• ass airliner
• ass banjo
• ass blaster
• ass bonger
• ass miner

• ass plower
• ass pounder
• ass ripper
• ass rocket
• aviation dive sack

• baby arm
• bitch fucker 3000
• baby-maker
• balogna poney
• baloney pony
• banana (often referring to a curved penis)
• bat stabby-thing
• beau
• beautiful
• beaver buster
• beaver cleaver
• beaver miner
• beef bayonet
• beef stick
• beef tamale
• beef torpedo (British) what?!?!?!?!
• beef whistle
• beer can (penis with large girth)
• beer keg (penis with extremly large girth)
• bega

• bell
• bell-end (Brit. referring to penis head (i.e. glans penis)
• bell tower
• ben yang
• bethany m
• bicycle
• big ben
• Big Bopper, The
• big harv
• big kahoona, The
• big l
• big tone
• bipper
• bird
• bishop
• bishop in a turtleneck
• bitch stick
• bitchsplitter, The
• blinky ("My Fellow Americans")
• blood thirsty hound

• blue-veined custard chucker
• blue-veined junket gun
• blue-veined meat roll
• blue-veined microphone
• blue-veined piccolo
• blue-veined pumpit junkit
• blue-veined throbber
• blue-veined yogurt spitter
• bobby (scottish)
• bod-rod
• boink swatter as sung by The Bloodhound Gang
• bologna pony
• bone
• bone in ham
• boner
• boorong (Birdie)
• borer (used by miners)
• Born-Again Penetrator
• boto
• bottom beater
• bottom buster
• bottom miner
• bottom ramrod

• boy- preceding many of the other synonyms, e.g. boycock
• boycock
• boyhood
• boyness
• boypart
• boypleaser
• boypole
• boy's best friend
• boystick
• bratwurst
• bumcleaver
• bumrod
• bunker buster
• burgen
• burrowing bishop
• bush beater
• butoh
• butt buster
• butt rocket
• butt miner
• butu

• cabbage roll
• CAC, the (in reference to College Avenue Campus of Rutgers, New Brunswick)
• cack (modification of "cock", used to bypass filters)
• cactuar
• captain candy
• captain catalan
• captain cook
• captain hook
• captain kid
• captain kirk
• captain penis
• captain planet
• captain slappy
• captain titanic
• captain winky (Ace Ventura Pet Detective)
• captain, the
• card shuffler
• Car Ramrod (Movie: Super Troopers)
• carrot

• cash and prizes
• center pole
• caveman club
• cervix slammer (long penis)
• Chachi (TV show "Joanie Loves Chachi". Used by U.S. veterans of South Korea, where "jaji" means penis)
• Chairman of the Board
• cheese farm
• cheese maker
• cheese sausage
• cherry popper
• cicina
• chicken (as in choking the chicken)
• chili chute
• choad (wider than long)
• chromosome snake
• chub
• chubby
• clit blipper
• clit tickler
• clit club
• clit commander
• clouded frost spire (black metal penis)

• club of queens, the
• clyde
• coat hanger
• cobra
• cock
• cock rocket
• cod
• colin (Southern New Jersey)
• colonel
• colonels and their submarine
• condom breaker
• corey
• corn dog
• corncob
• crank
• cranny ax as sung by The Bloodhound Gang
• crap flap
• cream filled sausage
• creamsicle
• crotch
• crotch rocket

• cuddly little buddy
• cucumber (as referenced in Animal House)
• cum cannon
• cum crank
• cum gun
• cum pole
• cum rod
• cum shooter
• cum stick
• cunt buster
• cunt crammer
• cunt creamer
• cunt filler
• cunt poker
• cunt pounder
• cunt ripper
• cunt slammer
• cunt thumper
• cuttlefish of cthulhu
• cyclops
• čurák

• dairy (produces milk and cheese)
• dallywacker
• dangle
• daniel
• dank
• denture cleaner
• derek
• devil's clarinet, The
• devirginator
• diamond cutter
• dick
• dickie
• dicklet
• dilsnick ("Can't Go Back to Jersey" by G. Love and Special Sauce)
• ding-ding

• dinger
• dingleling
• dingus
• dink
• dinky
• dipstick
• dirt diver
• dirt miner
• dirt rocket
• dirt stick
• dirty D
• dobber (Scotland)
• dode

• dog
• doink
• dong (Russell Peters)
• donger
• donkeycock (very large penis)
• donkeydick (very large penis)
• doodle
• doodle-dandy (from masturbation)
• dominator(aggressive penis)
• doomhammer
• dragon
• dragon wang

• drill
• driller
• drum stick
• drunk girls' breathalizer
• DS (Size reference)
• dude piston as sung by The Bloodhound Gang
• dummock (associated with Dr. Johnson)
• dusty gazongas

• egg roll
• eiffel tower

• elastic warrior
• eleventh finger

• elvis
• engine clanker

• equipment

• F.D.R. and The New Deal
• family jewels
• fang
• fatboy slim
• father christmas
• ferret
• finger of love
• fireman
• first penis, the (The President of the United States')

• fishing rod
• flacid boab, YE
• flagpole
• flaming staff of vengeance which conquers the sniveling flowers of pink town with medieval war bombs of gooey hysteria (Ghits=20, Gbooks=0 - 11/May/2006)

• flesh piston
• flesh rocket
• Floppy-Sama
• flute (as in "playing the skin flute")

• frank and beans (from CSI TV show, USA 2006 and on)
• fuck rod
• fuck stick
• fucker
• fuckerizer
• fuckhammer
• fucking udder
• fur-seeking meat missile
• fuse
• frankencock

• G.O.D. (Giant, Organ, Diver)
• gadget
• gagger
• gazong
• general, The Bald
• general and two colonels
• George W. Bush

• giant kharlan tree (from Tales of Symphonia)
• giggle stick
• godzilla's tail
• goliath
• gong

• goo gun
• goob
• goober
• Good Karl, The
• governor, the (Shaking hands with)
• gnash smasher

• graduated cylinder
• granny gouger
• granny smasher
• grim necro penis (from Nattefrost)
• guided muscle
• gut wrench

gaz the gapper wardyhole

• hairy banjo
• ham trucheon
• hammer
• hampton (from Hampton Wicke - Cockney Rhyming Slang)
• hand banana
• hangdown
• hanging Johnny
• happiness
• happy place
• happy pole

• hardy boy
• harbl (for the penis of a cat)
• hawg
• heat seeker
• heat-seeking moisture missile
• Hector erector cervix inspector

• Herman the German in a turtleneck
• hog
• hogs leg
• hoo hoo dilly (South Park reference)
• hooded knight

• hooded warrior
• horsedick (very large penis)
• hot beef injecton
• hot dog
• Hump Master 3000

• impregnator

• incredible heat seeking moisture missile (Robin Williams Reference)

• inseminator

• italian love tool

• Jabba (In the film Without a paddle - "... Jabba back in his hutt!"
• Jack the dripper
• jackhammer
• Jack's Magic Beanstalk (Varsity Blues)
• Jackson Wilke
• Jade Phoenix

• Japanese sausage (In Tom Clancy's The Bear and the Dragon)
• jawbreaker
• j-bar
• jelly roll
• Jill's javelin

• jimbrowski {rappers, The Jungle Brothers)
• Jimmy
• Jimmy Hendrix
• jizz cannon
• jizzer
• Jizzus Christ

• johnson
• John Thomas
• Johnny
• junk

• Kevin Lane
• khaaaan
• kickstand

• kidney cracker (W:Frantics reference)
• kidney sweeper

• kielbasa
• king crash
• King Dong
• king missile

• kit-kat stick
• knee knocker
• Knob
• Krug the Mighty Warrior

• lance
• langer (Cork City)
• lap bone
• lap ham
• lap rocket
• lap taffy
• leaning tower of pisa (for a slanted penis)
• leg wand
• leviathan
• liberace's favorite thing in the world besides his recockulously gay outfits he designs
• lightsaber
• limecat

• limpy stimpy
• lingam
• linus and charlie browns (Buster Bluth of Arrested Development)
• little aztec warrior. (Next Friday)
• little bob (also with any owner's first name)
• little elvis
• little general
• little head (as in "Don't let the Little Head make the decisions.")
• little llamaguy
• little tom thumb (Varsity Blues)
• little willy
• lizard

• l'ock (a contraction of "limp" and "cock") Southern US slang
• log
• lollipop
• long dong silver
• long john silver
• longfellow
• love club
• love fist (Grant Theft Auto: Vice City reference)
• love gun
• love length
• love loaf
• love lolly
• love missile

• love monster
• love muscle
• love musket
• love pump (from "This is Spinal Tap")
• love rocket (from fictional hair band Danger Kitty in Discover Card commercial)
• love sausage
• love snake
• love stick
• love tool
• love wand
• lower horn (Futurama)
• lueshi
• luncheon meat truncheon

• magic dragon (in reference to the charactor "Elliott" in Pete's Dragon)
• magic mushroom
• magic stick
• magic wand
• main cable
• main vein
• maleness
• man cobra
• man- preceding many of the other synonyms
• man's best friend
• manatee
• manhood
• manmeat
• manpiece
• man-probe
• manrod
• manroot

• mantower
• massiveness
• mayonnaise cannon
• Mboro
• meat
• meat and two veg
• meat missile (popularized by Max Hardcore)
• meat pogo (popularized by Nat and Rob)
• meat popsicle
• meat puppet
• meat rod
• meat saber
• meat thermometer
• meat wand
• meat wheelie
• meat whistle

• meat-seeking pissile
• Menello
• Menna
• mickey (chiefly Ireland|Irish)
• micro mikey
• mike goodfellow (internet slang)
• middle leg (large penis)
• mini-me
• missile
• mister gerkin ("Ali G Indahouse" reference)
• mister jiggle daddy
• mister man
• mister morbis (Varsity Blues)
• mister mushroom head
• mister winky (from the motion picture "Little Man Tate")

• mister wobbly
• moisture seeking missile
• moisture seeking gristle missile
• mongoose
• monkey
• monster
• moose knuckle
• morgan the love organ
• mr. bone (from the song "Byo Shin" by Dir en Grey)
• Mr. Happy (from the Robin Williams album "Throbbing Python of Love," Track B2)[1]
• mushroom head
• mushroom man
• mushroom stamp
• mushroom stick
• mutton dagger
• my man-dangales

• needle
• Needle Dick
• nessie (Loch Ness Monster)

• nether rod as sung by The Bloodhound Gang
• ninnyhammer

• Nob
• noel meister

• non-directional guided vagina finder
• notary public

• old boy
• old fellow
• old goob
• old man
• ole' one-eye ("Take Ole' one-eye to the optometrist" from film Grumpy Old Men)

• one-eyed cave explorer
• one-eyed jackhammer
• one-eyed love goblin
• one-eyed milk man
• one-eyed monster
• one-eyed python
• one-eyed snake

• one-eyed trouser trout
• one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
• one-eyed water moccasin [2]
• one-eyed wiggling Welshman
• one-eyed willie
• one-eyed wonder weasel
• one-eyed wonder worm
• one-eyed zipper fish

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• Oompa Loompa (small penis)
• OPR (Official Pussy Ripper)
• Orochimaru
• Oscar ("My Bologna has a first name...")
• The Octagon
• ovary basher

• palmer
• panhandle
• pants navy
• passion pole
• pastrami pole vault
• pecker
• pedro
• peeni
• pee pee
• peeper
• pee-puette
• pelir
• pen 15 (try writing it)
• pencil
• pencildick
• pennie wistle
• pennis ( sounds like tennis)
• pen0r (commonly used in internet slang)
• pickle
• pickledick (High School High reference)
• piece of Pork ( Song, Monty Python's Meaning of Life: Isn't it Awfully Nice to Have a Penis )

• pingas (from a Dr. Robotnik Youtube Poop)
• pink and purple station wagon of desire
• pink darth vader
• pink pennywhistle
• pink torpedo (Spinal Tap reference)
• pink wrinkle mouse
• pipe
• piperoll (movie She's Gotta Have It)
• pirate of men's pants (Gilbert and Sullivan reference)
• pisser
• piston
• pito (Mexico)
• plank
• pleasure pole
• pleasure rod
• pleasure scepter
• pleasure stick
• pocket rocket
• pocket weasel
• poker

• pole
• popcorn surprise
• pork flute
• pork hammer
• pork plow
• pork steeple as sung by The Bloodhoung Gang
• pork sword
• pounder
• prayer breakfast McSausage (see White House Spiritual Leader Pastor Ted Haggard)
• presidential staff
• prick
• princess sofia (How to lose a guy in ten days.)
• private dick
• private johnson
• probe
• pud
• pudding slinger
• pula
• pump-action yogurt-rifle

• puppy dog
• purple fist
• purple katana
• purple-headed bitch splitter
• purple-headed love slug
• purple-headed monster
• purple-headed mushroom
• purple-headed mushroom man
• purple-headed warrior
• purple-headed womb-ferret
• purple-headed yogurt slinger
• purple-helmeted love warrior
• purple-pole
• purple-veined clarinet
• pussy filler
• pussy miner
• pussy pleaser
• pussy plower
• pussy plunger
• pussy pounder
• pussy pumper
• python

• quiver bone as sung by The Bloodhoung Gang

• rammer
• ramrod
• rape rod
• rapestick
• rape wand
• raucous bishop

• rear poker
• red rocket
• Remington (gun)
• remis
• Richard (Little Richard)
• Richard Charles (Dick Chuck) Wainwright

• Richard Nixon
• Richard Cromley
• roast beef tenderizer
• robocock (only applicable if Robocop)
• rock monster
• rod of righteous indignation
• rodeo cheeseburger

• rooster (cock)
• roundhead
• rug thumper
• rumple Foreskin
• Russell (the One-Eyed Love Muscle)
• ruzzler

• salami
• saluting soldier
• samurai's backup
• Santa's little helper
• Santa's south pole
• Sauron's finger
• sausage
• scepter
• schlinger
• schlittle
• schlonger
• schlong
• schmeckle
• schnitzel
• schooner (from Sex and the City)
• schtick
• schwanger
• schwanzstucker (from Young Frankenstein)

• Schwartz (Spaceballs)
• scud missile
• scum shooter
• search and rescue team
• second neck
• Sergeant Beefy McManmeat of the 33rd erectile division
• Severus Snape
• sex
• sex driver
• sex machine
• shit stabber
• shithole splitter
• short arm
• shrimp tempura
• sinep *penis reversed)
• single-barreled pump action protein rifle
• sixth finger
• skin flute

• slammer
• slick Willie
• slim Jim
• slinky
• smoked meat log
• snake
• sneaky snake
• Snuffaluffagus (foreskinned penis)
• soldier
• soldier with the purple helmet
• spam dagger
• spam javelin
• spanky
• sperminator
• sperm shooter
• sperm worm
• spoon wagon (from Robot Frank)
• spunk cannon

• spunk monkey
• spunk shooter
• spunk trunk
• spunky monkey
• squirming maggot
• staff
• stiff staff
• stiffy
• standing hampton (full erection)
• Stanley (the power tool) as heard in "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane"
• steaming stalk
• stick shift
• super mushroom
• surprise sausage
• sword

• tail (penis' originally meant tail in Latin)
• taint tickler
• tall tommy (Varsity Blues)
• talliwhacker
• tassle
• terminator
• texas peensaw massacre
• texas tooth pick
• Ten inches of Dr. (insert man's name here)'s root medicine
• the markinator
• thigh spreader
• thigh stimulator
• thing
• third leg (large penis)

• thor's hammer
• throbbing thrill hammer
• thunder(as referenced by Tobias Funke, Arrested Development)
• thumper
• tiki God
• timpo (2channel)
• tinker
• tinkie winkie (cute little penis, no pubic hair)
• tissemand
• tommyboy
• tonk
• tonsil tickler

• tool
• toot
• tooth chipper
• tootsie roll
• toy
• tra-la-la (Gunther and the Sunshine Girls song: "Ding Dong Song")
• treff
• tripod (man with very large penis; Austin Powers reference)
• trojan horse
• trolley

• trouser lizard
• trouser snake (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
• trouser titan (The Order of the Stick)
• trouser trout
• trouser weasel
• true hero, the
• tube steak
• tummy banana
• tuna can (a penis that is bigger around than it is long)
• turkey neck
• twanger
• twat jockey
• twig 'n berries (from Austin Powers)
• two patch
• two towers (alleged slang for erect hobbit penises)

• uncle sam (he wants YOU!)

• USS destroy her

• vagina ripper
• vein-inlaid meat pipe
• velvet hammer
• verga (Mexico)

• vienna sausage
• viper
• virgin killer

• vitamin d
• vlad the impaler

• voodoo stick
• v-rod

• walking Stick
• wand of magic missile
• wang
• wang-dang doodle
• wanker
• wankie
• wankomatic
• war club
• war hammer
• warrior of love
• wausage
• weapon of ass destruction (W.A.D.)

• weasel
• wedding rifle
• Wedding tackle
• Wee Wee
• Weisswurst
• wenus (Friends TV show: the combination of Wiener and Penis and acronym for "Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics")
• whiz wand

• whoopie stick ("Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" by The Bloodhound Gang)
• whopper
• wick
• wife Poker
• Wife's Best Friend
• willy
• wing wong (also wing wang)
• winkie
• winkle doodle

• winston
• Wully(Scottish)
• wobbly
• womb broom
• womb raider (esp. large penis)
• wonderworm
• wooper
• wood (e.g. morning wood)
• Wronskian

• XY stick

• yard (Early and Middle English, from the 14th to the 18th centuries, according to Wikipedia this was the English word before the latinate 'penis' was adopted)
• yellowshirt

• yingyang

• yoda

• yogurt cannon, gun, pump, slinger

• zahmer bomber

• zeep swinger

• zipper trout