Wiktionary:Christmas Competition 2009/November 30

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I've got a new business.
What's your business?
Todavía estoy aprendiendo chino. (I'm still learning Chinese.)
How's it going?
Esto es chino para mí. (This is Chinese for me.)
5 pts. L☺g☺maniac chat? 23:55, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I send euthanatized animals to the grinder.
How's it going?
It's a dog-eat-dog industry.
5 pts. ​—msh210 23:47, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
Estoy aprendiendo chino. (I'm learning Chinese.)
How's it going?
Es todo el trabajo de chinos. (It's all Chinese work.)
5 pts. L☺g☺maniac chat? 23:45, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I'm a tee-ball coach.
How's it going?
The players and I have hit it off.
5 pts. ​—msh210 23:43, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
Conduzco los entierros para los clérigos. (I conduct funerals for clergymen.)
How's it going?
Consigo solamente llamado cada muerte de obispo. (I only get called each death of a bishop.)
5 pts. L☺g☺maniac chat? 23:40, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I tug ships through the Strait of Messina.
How's it going?
It's like sailing between Scylla and Charybdis.
5 pts. ​—msh210 23:39, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I sew at night.
How's it going?
It's never too late to mend.
5 pts. ​—msh210 23:33, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I manufacture flatulence.
How's it going?
It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good.
5 pts. ​—msh210 23:31, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I'm to develop a plan for South Africa to take over Lesotho.
How's it going?
I'm in a state about it.
5 pts. ​—msh210 23:19, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
Soy Simón Pedro y estoy decidiendo qué animales a dejar en cielo. (I am Saint Peter and I am deciding which animals to let into heaven.)
How's it going?
Estoy pensando en la inmortalidad del cangrejo. (I am thinking about the immortality of the crab.)
5 pts. L☺g☺maniac chat? 23:04, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I'm a stenographer.
How's it going?
As they say, that's all she wrote.
5 pts. ​—msh210 22:56, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
Pego las hojas a los colchones. (I glue the sheets to the mattresses.)
How's it going?
Cualquier persona que duerme allí habrán pegado a uno las sábanas. (Any person who sleeps there will have been glued to the blankets.)
5 pts. L☺g☺maniac chat? 22:04, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I'm a pilot.
How's it going?
I have to be up with the larks.
5 pts. ​—msh210 21:18, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I'm a chiropractor.
How's it going?
I'll be glad to see the back of it.
5 pts. ​—msh210 21:06, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
Equipo ganado con las alas. (I outfit cattle with wings.)
How's it going?
Es el día que las vacas vuelen. (It is the day the cows fly.)
5 pts. L☺g☺maniac chat? 21:06, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I'm an archaeologist in Egypt.
How's it going?
Everything's base over apex.
5 pts. ​—msh210 21:05, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
Soy Dios en Génesis. (I am God in Genesis.)
How's it going?
Estoy moviendo cielo y tierra. (I am moving heaven and earth.)
5 pts. L☺g☺maniac chat? 20:56, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I genetically modify cells.
How's it going?
I seem to be all thumbs.
5 pts. ​—msh210 20:50, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
Soy leche. (I am milk.)
How's it going?
Soy ni chicha ni limonada. (I am neither chicha nor lemonade.)
5 pts. L☺g☺maniac chat? 20:47, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
אני אופה.‏ (I'm a baker.)
How's it going?
כמעט הגעתי עד פת לחם.‏ (I've almost reached a serving of bread.)
5 pts. ​—msh210 20:43, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I spill laundry detergent on washboards.
How's it going?
It's All over the board.
5 pts. ​—msh210 20:37, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I own a baseball team.
How's it going?
I'm a head of the game.
5 pts. ​—msh210 20:34, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I opened a new department store.
How's it going?
Macy's didn't tell Gimbel's and I sure can't tell you!
5 pts. Mike Halterman 20:33, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I'm an alchemist.
How's it going?
I seem to have the Midas touch.
5 pts. ​—msh210 20:32, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I make fortune cookies.
How's it going?
Really not sure... that's a riddle wrapped up in an enigma.
5 pts. ​—msh210 20:30, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I log weather extremes.
How's it going?
I haven't the foggiest.
5 pts. ​—msh210 20:27, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I ring the bell at the start of boxing matches.
How's it going?
Oh, I just bang a bout.
5 pts. ​—msh210 20:18, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I stitch up jackets and blankets.
How's it going?
It's about to close down.
5 pts. ​—msh210 20:16, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I make the sun go backward right after sunset, and rise again.
How's it going?
I break even.
5 pts. ​—msh210 20:15, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I'm a midwife.
How's it going?
They bear with me.
5 pts. ​—msh210 20:13, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I make airborne clouds of lipid droplets.
How's it going?
New customers are coming in like greased lightning.
5 pts. ​—msh210 20:06, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
Je vends des pyjamas. (I sell pyjamas)
How's it going?
Les gens adorent les bonnets de nuit. (People adore nightcaps)
5 pts. The uſer hight Bogorm converſation 17:41, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I make string instruments from scrap materials.
How's it going?
All I do is fiddle with stuff.
15 pts. L☺g☺maniac chat? 17:20, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I provide quality assurance for Thomas Crapper & Co. Ltd.
How's it going?
Not much to say, just a bog-standard appointment.
15 pts. Conrad.Irwin 17:00, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I'm David the shepherd boy.
How's it going?
I don't know ... you could say all I do sometimes is sit on the fence.
15 pts. L☺g☺maniac chat? 16:35, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I sell invisible mini-countries.
How's it going?
Great for me but many of my clients are bogged down in invisible imports.
5 pts. 50 Xylophone Players talk 14:11, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
Making featureless yachts
How's it going?
Now we've got the prototypes done, it's just plain sailing.
15 pts. Conrad.Irwin 13:52, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I judge weekly news periodicals and assign them scores according to a set of value criteria.
How's it going?
I'm just marking Time, to be honest.
5 pts. Ƿidsiþ 13:36, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I've opened an abattoir.
How's it going?
We're making a killing.
15 pts. ALGRIF talk 13:32, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I make space colonies on Jupiter, while others only make them on Mars
How's it going?
Fantastic! Me and the competition are worlds apart
5 pts. Rising Sun 11:07, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I have a restaurant which sells food that expands after being eaten
How's it going?
Great. My clients are always full to the brim after a visit
25 pts. Rising Sun 11:04, 30 November 2009 (UTC)

I've got a new business.
What's your business?
I'm selling access to a supercomputer containing the sum of all human knowledge.
How's it going?
Pretty well, all things considered.
25 pts. Leftmostcat 02:07, 30 November 2009 (UTC)