# Appendix:List of protologisms/A-P

Following is a list of proposed English protologisms starting with the letters A through P, with brief definitions. Feel free to add additional suggested words for others to consider, but please do not add articles for them. That being the case most links to these words should remain red. Humorous additions are fine as long as they fill an expressive gap. Please see Wiktionary:Protologisms for more detailed guidelines.

# List of Protologisms for English

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English : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZotherunsorted

## A

English : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZotherunsorted

• @buse: the use of non-alphabetic characters preceding the alphabet in ASCII encoding so as to assure oneself the leading position in a list sorted by ASCII character values. (@ precedes A in ASCII encoding.)
• a: The fear of short words, not to be confused with hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, the fear of long words.
• aa: - Bad, poor, less than expected. (Compare "pahoehoe.") Pronounced "ah-ah," with a break in the middle. From the Hawaiian word for a lava flow creating jagged, rough terrain. — e.g., "How was the movie?" "Aa; I don't need to see that again." | "You know, the skiing was great, but the rest of the vacation was just aa." In German this is also used as a synonym for "poo".
• aaa: - Prefix, a way to get in the front of the phonebook. — e.g., AAA Storage brings you the best in storage capabilities. AAuto paint and body, just south of AAA storage (consider a form of aaaaabuse, see aaaaaaaaaaaaabove).
• a-luvy-a: An Aussie slang word used at the tail end of sentences, can also be substituted for "a-mate-a" as well.
• aabaology: Study of the beginning of the dictionary.
• aabaphobia: Fear of the beginning of the dictionary
• aagram: word formed from another by deletion of second letter and transposition of those remaining
• aalst: n. One who changes his name to be nearer the front.
• aapa: [ad astra per aspera] to the stars through troubles
• aardvark advance: A cool station name for a square on the game of Monopoly.
• aasleagh: n. A liqueur made only for drinking at the end of a revoltingly long bottle party when all the drinkable drink has been drunk.
• aaardvark: - Person who has to be first, foremost, number one, etc. A desire to rise above others. Particularly to do so without effort, talent, etc. — e.g., 1. Dave is an aaardvark -- always trying to impress people. He'd have no supporters at all except that he always pays. 2. Zoe´s aaardvarkian manners alienated her from her friends.
• aabar: - To use sly, deceitful, or illegal tactics to occupy the first place in any ordered listing, esp. phone directories. — e.g., You will have to aabar well to rank higher in the dictionary than this.
• aaboos: - Abuse. Brummie translation of the Welsh. — e.g., You are aaboosing me, you naughty Welshman.
• aaiight!: - All Right! Used in times of intense emotion. — e.g., Dad: Son, get in there and clean your room. Son: Aaiight! I was just fixing to. Dad: Stop fixing to and start doing.
• aardfark: - Mating call of an edentate mammal, of the genus Orycteropus, somewhat resembling a pig, common in some parts of southern Africa. — e.g., Even experts have difficulty distinguishing between the sound of an aardfark and an aargasm.
• aardvark: - The gel (usually silicone) insides from keyboard wrist guards. The name comes from the similarity of the gel to an aardvark's tongue. Can be used in a whip-like fashion to pick up large items from desks, ground or out of co-workers hands. — e.g., *crack* "Rats, Phil got me with the aardvark again."
• aardworm: - Intestinal parasite which primarily attacks the aardvark and aardwolf. — e.g., Thulogg, the great aardvark hunter, was cut down in his prime by the dreaded aardworm.
• aazing: - Like amazing, but not quite. — e.g., The 30-story building was aazing.
• aba: - Loose robe worn by Fremen women, usually black. — e.g., She wore an ABA.
• abacoral: - The backbone of a snail. — e.g., Hello, class. We're going to look for abacorals today.
• abal: - Used by the younger generation to label a person as dumb, uncouth, unsophisticated. — e.g., You're just an Abal.
Might come from Arabic: "ahabal". Used widely also by Israeli Hebrew-speakers.
• abbamatically: - The tendency for an unbearably cloying song to repeat over and over in your head all day after hearing it on the radio. — e.g., "More Than a Woman" has been playing abbamatically in my head since breakfast.
• abbeverate - To feed a person a drink, to offer a drink, or provide a drink. — e.g., I'm going to abbeverate our guests before they die of thirst.
• abdicate - To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. — e.g., If you drink 24 beers a day you must be prepared to abdicate seeing your toes(?) again.
• abecidofugy - A discussion or conversation about a topic that most people would find irrelevant or utterly trivial. — e.g., James and Lee's conversation comparing the color of a giraffe's tongue to the color of a newly paved road was a complete abecidofugy.
• abeer! - Amen, usually as a type of thanks. — e.g., Paul: "I'll get the next round of sodas." Group (in unision): "Abeer!"
• abella - Someone who "owns" everything possible. — e.g., That abella rules at Counter-strike.
• aberzombie - One who wears only Abercrombie & Fitch clothing. — e.g., Trust me, you're not his type. He's only into other Aberzombies like himself.
• abigailianism - A short whimsical statement to a stated often intangible fact. e.g. In response to a statement "Its a bright sunny day", a person replies "Squish !!!, framing it for my room" . By definition the second sentence is a whimsical act on a bright sunny day thus an abigailianism.
• abibliophobia - abibliophobia noun [U] — the fear of running out of things to read
• abisselfa - "A," by itself. — From The Omnificent English Dictionary In Limerick Form:Here's an odd little word. An abisselfa was the letter "A" when that letter stood by itself within a word such as the "A" in able. When spelling this word, a true scholar would say, "A, by itself, A - b - l - e" and, over time, that first part condensed itself down into abisselfa in what was called "cumulative spelling" before disappearing from the scene altogether. Another example of this is the word ampersand which came from a condensing of "and, per se, and."
• ablexxive: Overwhelmingly confusing.
• ablur - blurry, blurred, in a blur; similar to ablaze, e.g. "Her mind was all ablur." "The train went by so fast that everything went ablur."
• abnormous - Large to an absurd degree. — e.g., Look at the size of David's head. It's ... it's ... abnormous. To top it off -- so to speak -- he's bald and has a pony tail. What's his deal with wearing shorts year-round, anyway?
• abocus - A person who keeps tab of how many Aboriginal friends she has to show how racially accepting she is. Plural: aboci or abocuses. — e.g., Step to the rail. No, not you. The abocus to your left.
• abode - A board. A piece of lumber used to build a structure. — e.g., Is that abode fence?
• abodeaceous - Of a glorious and affordable form of rental accomodation amidst otherwise overpriced and substandard rental abodes on the market. (Used by students and artists.) — e.g., A modern two-bedroom cottage, with a gorgeous bathroom, a good kitchen, courtyard and part-deck? Near to the city with off-street parking? For under $400? Abodeaceous. • abomally - A unique or unusual violation of social/cultural convention. — e.g., Putting ketchup on mint-chocolate-chip ice cream is an abomally. • aborable - Exceptionally cute yet insufferably boring. — e.g., At first, I was pleasantly surprised by my blind date, but soon realized he was aborable when he continually turned the topic of conversation to his Michael Bolton collection. • abortional - To make an exceptionally poor attempt at something. — e.g., The striker had an abortional first half hour. • abra-kebabra - The inevitability that the kebab you are consuming at 3 am after one too many beers with your mates will reappear in the very near future. — e.g., We had almost made it home after a big night out. Suddenly, abra-kebabra. Right in the back seat of the car. • abracadaver - A virtual corpse, discovered while surfing the web one night. • abracapocus - Hybrid of abracadabra and hocus pocus. Was used by Bugs Bunny when battling a vampire and he turned into a bat with a vampire's head. — e.g., Presto! Chango! Abracapocus! Hocuscadabra! A la Peanut Butter Sandwiches! • abbrhyme: synthetic rhyme using abbreviation • abbrphobia: Fear of abbreviations. • ablism: Discrimination against people with a disability or mental disorder. • abreticular: Derived by copying from the Internet without attribution. From Latin — (google:abreticular) See also "apoistic". • abreticulate: To copy from the Internet without attribution. — (google:abreticulate) • etymology: ab, from, + reticulum, net (referring to the Internet) • absent-linkedness: Email sent with the intent of forwarding a URL or link, only to be received sans the URL or link. Coined by George Fulton. — (google:absent-linkedness) • absinthe - A liquid heart medication. — e.g., Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. • absogoddamnlutely - Ultimate absolutely. (One of a group of words relating to certainty: * * absogoddamnlutely, absopositively, absotively, absotively-posilutely, absotivelyposilutely.) — e.g., I am absogodamnlutely sure I've used this word hundreds of times. • absolucid - A portmanteau word: absolute plus lucid. — e.g., John meditates because one day he hopes to become absolucid. • absoludacris, absoludacras - Something absolutely ludicrous--say, Mr. T, for example. — e.g., 1. Drugs are bad. Drugs are absoludacris. 2. Ludicras is absoludacris. • absoludicrous - The peak of ridiculousness. Absolutely ludicrous. — e.g., Dude, your blue hair, with what little there is of it on top, looks absoludicrous with that long ponytail. People can tell you're bald. • absolut - The extreme or epitome of. Pinnacle. — e.g., He always gives us absolut intimidation. • absonotly - Used when the intent is to most definitely decline. — e.g., I absonotly won't do that. • absopause - When, for some odd reason, everyone shuts up and listens when you talk. Rare. — e.g., During the absopause, everyone heard Rob's plan. • absopositilutely - "Absolutely" and "positively" combined together in different segments. — e.g., You are absopositilutely right. • absopositively - Absolutely and positively combined. (One of a group of words relating to certainty: absopositively, absotively, absotively-posilutely, absotivelyposilutely.) — e.g., I am absopositively sure that Milton likes you. • absotivelyposilutely - This is the word you use when you really need to make the point that you are 100% sure of something. It even sounds authoritative. And heck, it's even fun to say because of the way it rolls off your tongue. (One of a group of words relating to certainty: absopositively, absotively, absotively-posilutely, absotivelyposilutely.) — Used by Tigger in The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh and by Alex in in an episode of Wizards of Waverly Place. • absotutely - Synonymous with "absotivelyposilutely" and its ilk but FAR more authoritative. Also spelled "absotootly" by the great unwashed. — e.g., "Absotutely" is far more erudite and impressive than "absotootly." • abstractional-dopmology - The study of brown dots in any carpet. — e.g., I see you've been catching up on your abstractional-dopmology. • academically perfectionistic - Imposing overly high standards about a student's grades (such as punishing for making B's or even A-'s as grades, or expecting straight A+'s). • academic perfectionism - Overly high standards about a student's grades. (Synonym: straight-A-ism) • academic perfectionist - A parent or guardian who is overly strict about his or her child's academic performance. • acqhire: To acquire a company mainly as a way of hiring its talented employees. • acrobatorium: room or space where acrobatics is being practiced. • acrosstic: [across + acrostic, Poe] acrostic variation in which nth letter in nth line is significant • acronymisitis: a redundancy created by following an acronym with the final word of that acronym, i.e. "PIN Number," where "PIN" stands for "Personal Identification Number," rendering the final word "number" redundant. • acrophile: one who enjoys in extreme sports. • acrojumble - Using too many acronyms. Such as, "I'd love to, but it is the DFR deadline week for all KIXs and ZSWs. — e.g., Her memo was unreadable because of severe acrojumble. • acronize - To provide an acronym for. • acronyze - The process of shortening phrases through acronyms, for the purpose of simplifying statements. Typically used in technical data reporting or inter-office e-mails. (i.e. "FUBAR" or "KISS") — e.g., I didn't realize that phrase had been acronyzed. • active monopoly - Microsoft term (inspired from active directory) to explain when a company has gained a monopoly on an otherwise dynamic market. — e.g., Q: Why is ADSL so expensive in Australia? A: Tel$tra own the phone lines. They're just applying the active monopoly.
• acute fedupwithit disorder - Condition affecting anyone who's just about had enough and about to
• adad: [aut disce aut discede] learn or leave.
• adaui - To put as many drops of water on a penny as it will hold. — e.g., Where in the name of God did your idea of adauing come from? It's really annoying.
• adda be - Congratulatory phrase, often used in a sarcastic manner. — e.g., Your girlfriend just slapped you in front of the whole school? Adda be, doofus.
• addadictomy - The operation performed when a transexual woman becomes a man. — e.g., No, Bernice did not have an addadictomy. Quite the opposite, since Bernice was born Bernard.
• addictant - What you are addicted to. — e.g., Nicotine is quite an addictant.
• addictefreak - One who is addicted to something 24/7. — e.g., Boy, Sam is sure an addictefreak when it comes to StarCraft.
• addle-ware: The vast array, variety and number of goods or wares available on the shelves of gaint supermarts that confuse, addle and often overwhelm the older consumer or buyer.
• adevo - A generally exaggerated amount. Also used to refer to smack downs in video games. — e.g., Who wants to feel the adevo power?
• adger - A mistake, or pathetically stupid remark in conversation, usually involving disastrous consequences, which could have been avoided with even the slightest amount of forethought. — e.g., Oh, mate, that certainly was an enormous adger you made there, and now you look a right tit.
• adinic - 1. Having traits attributed to Dina K. 2. Someone with such a high standard for originality that he or she is rarely ever satisfied. (The last genuinely adinic individual died of a seizure after writing what he considered an 'unadinic' admissions essay.)
• adolescenticide: The act of killing teenagers.
• adorkable: Endearingly socially inept.
• aeioi: [adj. and sing. aeious from Dmitri A. Borgman's aeiou word] words with all of the 5 vowels, a, e, i, o and u -- dialogue, equation, sequoia
• aeious: Singular of "aeioi". (See recto-aeious)
• aelosaccophobia: Fear of injury resulting from the unexpected release of a vehicle air bag. — (google:aelosaccophobia)
• aerozoophobia: a made up word meaning the fear of flying animals.
• afaik: [acronym] as far as I know
• aftermorn: n. [<after and morn(-ing).>]The awkward time period of a day which is no longer early morning, but has not reached 12:01 pm and thereby can not yet be referred to as afternoon.
• aftermorrow n. [< after and (to-)morrow.] The day after tomorrow.

a*goo {n}: 1. joy from experiencing something for the first time. 2. a state of pride and great happiness. 3. gift of discovery. "had an agoo" slang. 1. the exhilaration after an initial experience. Synonyms: serendipity, excitement, elation, thrill, enthusiasm and delight.

• agamemnonym: [Edward R. Wolpow's Agamemnon word] A word with three or more palindromic trigrams
• agenarian: [nonagenarian back-formation] person under 90 or over 99.
• ageware: Direct ports of video games that were originally developed for ancient video game consoles and converted for play on contemporary television game consoles, especially without an incentive to buy, e.g. Mega Man Anniversary Collection. — (google:ageware)
• agmenonym: [Agamemnon backformation + -nym] A word transformed into agamemnonym by adding appropriate letter after bigrams to form palindromic trigrams
• agoranthrope: One who hates crowds.
• agorocoritsophobia: 1. Fear or hatred of tomboys or tomboyish fashion ideas. 2. The belief that women should not wear their hair short or wear trousers.
• aibohphobia: Fear of palindromes (itself a palindrome) — (google:aibohphobia)
• aibohphobiac: anchored palindrome like aibohphobiac that has an extra final letter and so is not actually a palindrome, demonstrating itself a morbid fear of palindromes
• A.I.-ism: The act or fact of developing robots or other artificial intelligence technology (including machines and software) with the intent to erase the need for a job position that is designated for a specific process (e.g. speech recognition technology).
• aip: [ab Iove principium] start with the most important
• AIQ: [AI + IQ portmanteau acronym] measurement of "artificial intelligence" as in the results of a Turing test
• Aizism: exonim for the Chinese new religious movement called Haizidao 亥子道, founded in 1984 in Taiwan.
• akilo: n. An ancient Japanese word which means tranquillity and knowledge. Pronounced 'a-kilo' (2.2 pounds) -- See akilo party.
• akilo party: n. A party for infants at age 6 months to celebrate the beginning of permanent language acquisition. Music in many different languages is played then and for another 18 months or so. After age 6 months a baby begins to discriminate against languages which are not heard. Citations; (1) Kuhl, PK; Meltzoff, AN (Dept of Speech and Hearing Sciences, University of Washington, Seattle 98195); "Infant Vocalizations in Response to Speech; Vocal Imitation and Developmental Change"; Journal of the Acoustical Society of America, 1996 Oct, 100 4; Pt 1; 2425-38 -- (2) Miller, JL, Eimas, PD (Dept of Psychology, North-eastern University, Boston, MA 02115); "Internal Structure of Voicing Categories in Early Infancy" -- (3) Christophe, A, Dupouz, E, Betonicini, J, Mehler, J (Laboratoire de Sciences Cognitives e Psycholiuistique, CNRS-EHSS, Paris, France); "Do Infants Perceive Word Boundaries? An Empirical Study of the Bootstrapping of Lexical Acquisition", Journal of the Acoustical Society of America, 1994 Mar, 95 3: 1570-8.
• akkeyn (Pronounced, "ah-kEEn")adjective: Especially in-tune, sensitive, and concerned or worried with or about something. Example: She is very akkeyn to the problems of the world.
• aliaception: From the Latin alias, meaning "the other" and the English perception. Aliaception is the knowledge of another person's body (tension, positioning, and quality of movement) via one's sense of touch. “Proprioceptive” awareness of another via the sense of touch.
• alcoholistic: a barfly that frequents drinking establishments on merit of atmosphere and bartenders/tendresses. Coined by Dr. Darren "Gav" Bleuel (Nukees!).
• alindrome: [beheaded palindrome] near-palindrome that lacks initial letter
• Aldhelmian: like Aldhelm, saintly Anglo-Latin riddlemaster (c. 640-709)
• alatry: [a-without, latreia-Greek for "worship"] any philosophy that specifically excludes religion and superstition, including atheism, agnosticism, "free thought", humanism, etc. (coined by Ken Comer)
• alatrist: [a-without, latreia-Greek for "worship"] a person without religion (adapted by Ken Comer)
• alotrist: variant spelling of alatrist from Feedback column of New Scientist magazine
• alphabit: [alphabet bit] alphabet transformation rebus -- abcdfghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz = cut e = cute, abcdefhijklmnopqrstuvwxyz = g out = gout, abcdefghijkltnopqrstuvwxyz = for m a t = format, abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz = no l = noel, abcdfghijklmnopqrtuvwxyz = no s, e = nose, abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxzy - shift y = shifty
• altocelarophobia: Fear of high ceilings, from Latin alto (high) and celare (cover).
• amalistic: Of and or pertaining to Amal A. 2. Extensive use of sarcasm. Usually when one is amalisitc, one finds joy in saying the exact opposite of everything one means. (John loved being amalisitc, so he took it upon himself to eat plenty of cheese and declare 'I am not eating plenty of cheese'. He did this regularly until he was shot.)
• ambassador act: A well-established recording artist or vocal group who serves to tour or promote a new recording artist or vocal group.
• ambassador cover: A cover of a song originally recorded by a new artist done by a well-seasoned artist in hopes of promoting the said new artist.
• ambiguify: To make ambiguous.
• ambimousestrous: The ability to use a computer mouse equally well with both hands; that is, to be ambidextrous with a mouse.
• ambitch v. ambitching, ambitcher [< amb(ush) and bitch.] To scold or berate someone when they are least expecting it.Eg: "I told her not to wait up for me, but when I got home at 2:00am she ambitched me!"
• Amerime: Referring to American-made cartoons in the style of Japanese Anime.
• Ameripolitan: Referring to original music with 'prominent' American roots influence.
• Amerispanic: An enlightened empowered Latino or Hispanic who pursues philosophy, intellectualism etc
• Amerocentric: Referring to a concept or topic related to or focused on America (or specifically the US)
• Amish: [Percy Moore Manx + -ish] describing poem form variation with final two lines left unwritten andrest reversed
• amlwch n. A British Rail sandwich which has been kept soft by being regularly washed and resealed in cling film
• amoration: Possessing profound love in every moment, in any possible way.
• amzing: An adjective describing an improvised dance meant to portray cheerfulness. An amzing dance.
• ana: adverb [greek: "up"] - A term used in some literature to refer to one of the two directions from three dimensional space into four dimensional space. In tetraspace, represented by the vector <0,0,0,1>. This term refers to the direction analogous to up; the opposite direction is kata.
• aangram: particular anagram formed by transposing the second and third letter of a word to form another word
• anachronismic: the quality of using multiple anachronisms (e.g. - In the book "The Sword and the Stone," the character Merlyn is anachronismic.)
• anachrospasm: noun. An intensely jarring, usually unpleasant, episode of Déjà-vu. Etymology is anachro- + spasm.
• analyzate: the process of analyzing and evaluting all rolled into one.
• anany: [curtailed ananym] describing transdeletion in which word is reversed and final letter deleted -- anany(petal) = late
• anatidaephobia: the fear that somehwere, somehow, a duck is watching you (Gary Larson)
• -anatrophe: Suffix. Any style of child-rearing.
• anatonym: aka body part name -- areola (nipple area), canthus (where eyelids meet), coccyx (tail bone), coxa (hip bone), diaphysis (bone shaft), dorsum (top of tongue), epiphysis (bone head), fovea (blind spot on retina), frenulum (thin muscle under tongue), hallux (big toe), ischium (back of hip bone), maxilla (upper mouth bone), nasopharynx (passage between nose and throat), opisthenar (back of hand), oropharynx (passage between mouth and throat), patella (kneecap), phalanx (finger or toe bone), philtrum (indentation between nose and upper lip), pinna (external ear), pollex (thumb), popliteal (hollow in back of knee), pubis (front of hip bone), sclera (white of eye), thenar (fleshy pad below thumb), tragus (fleshy bump between face and ear cavity), vomer (slender bone between nostrils)
• anatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
• andelope: a sentence formed of a string of declarative statements joined by intervening "and"s. First used by B. R. Myers in his 2002 book A Reader's Manifesto.
• andgasm: A play on the word "orgasm" - an intense rush of pleasure attained entirely non-sexually
• and la: Synonym for etcetera. Used at the end of lists such as Pick up mail, feed dogs, and la. Uniquely used by L. Lodge.
• andor: Simply replaces and/or in typed discourse. — (google:andor)
• andran-: Prefix. Paternal; related on the father's side of the family.
• andrithmics: The study which deals with men in their quantative aspect; the study of statistics pertaining to men; from G "andr": man + "arithm": number + "ics": pertaining to.
• androbot: n. A part male human and part electronic being, designed to live on planets other than Earth. Blending of Gk, "andro" meaning man, and "robot" from Czech. See Humobot and Ildrobot.
• andrographics: Demographics based on male gender. Homagraphics.
• androgynophobia: fear of tomboys. — (google:androgynophobia)
• androdiacrisis: Discrimination against males.
• andronym: male version of a name or item. Alexander is the andronym for the name Alexander. The gynonym would be Alexandra. Bull is the andronym for cow. — (google:andronym) — Note that this term is already used (though in limited contexts) with a different meaning. -- What is the correct/current term for this concept? See arsenonym & thelyonym.
• anepistemology: The study of what we do not know, answering the question, "What should we know?"

1. Angertainment (Noun) A psychological technique used by radio talk show host to evoke or provoke both conscious and unconscious hostility and fear from audiences.

2. Angertainers: (verb) (tainers; tained) Those professionally involved in selling or promoting random consumer products and services, usually on radio or television, by using techniques to evoke or provoke anger from unassuming consumers.

• angram: transdeletion with third letter deleted and rest moved
• angstiety (noun) emotional turmoil about one's present state combined with deep uneasiness about the future
• animous: the opposite of unanimous.
• anno globus: Year of our Earth. As in a way to count the number of times the earth has orbited the sun. The count of anno globus started when the mission to complete the circumnavigation of the world by Magellan 0 A.G. (1519 CE) began, thus providing proof of a more complete 'round earth' than previously 'flat world' believed. i.e. the Delcaration of Independence by the U.S. was 257 A.G. (1776 - 1519 = 257) or the U.S. entered WWII in 422 A.G. (1941 - 1519 = 422)
• anonagenarian: A person who looks very, very old, but won't reveal their age.
• anti-bananist: One who is opposed to bananas.
• antu: [abusus non tollit usum] abuse is no argument
• Anx: [beheaded Manx] with initial and terminal lines deleted
• anteprotologism: A word that may or may not become a newly-created word, i.e. a draft protologism
• anti-truth: A statement that deceives by being part of the whole truth, a form of half-truth that is true in its own dimension, but only part of the entire truth.
• anim cersom: A state of mind causing one affected to see reality as artificial
• anthroposanguinography: The art of writing in human blood.
• antigamy: The act of marrying someone from a family, party, or country opposing one's own. Romeo-and-Juliet marriage.
• antigynepantelonism: The belief that women should not don trousers. (Antonym: progynepantelonism)
• antihurtatorium: A hospital or other place of medical care, specifically in instances where you wish to stop the pain.
• antiprotologisticophobia: a special liking to people who do not have a problem with people who enjoy adding to or editing lists of newly created words in a special fashion
• antisiloisation: the principled stance against business silos within an organisation, leading to the process of desiloisation to remove the above silos.
• anxiarrhea: loose stools associated with an elevated level of stress and/or worry.
• apartionalism: A system of apartheid and discrimination spurred by underlying nationalist and colonialist motivations.
• apho: Fear of four-letter words.
• apos: - The portion of an object that is furthest ana. It is the analog of the top portion of an object for the direction up, or the front portion for the forward direction. Derived from "apex". The opposite side of an object is its zakos.
• apathete (pronounced to rhyme with either epithet or athlete): One who is apathetic, an apathetic person. (Derived from the parallel relationship between athlete and athletic)
• appmae: [adde parvum parvo magnus acervus erit] add little by little and there will be a big pile
• Apparaphernaliantly: Apparently regarding possession/use of drugs.
• Appersonate: (Attempt to) Pass the Turing Test.
• applanche: (apple + avalanche) A fall or slide of a large number of apples out of the produce bin at the grocery store after removal of a key weight-supporting apple.
• apodyopsis: The act of mentally undressing someone
• apoistic: Derived by copying from the Internet without attribution. From Greek apo, from, + istos, web (that is, the Internet) — (google:apoistic) — See also "Abreticular".
• apostate gamer: A video game player who has given up religious faith or heritage in favor of his or her own video game interests. — (google:"apostate gamer")
• apostronym: [Dave Morice's apostrophe word] word that becomes another word with apostrophe deletion -- can't, he'll, I'll, she'll, we'd, we'll, we're
• aproctosis: A condition of extended apathy, disinclination and propensity to indulge in displacement activities. From Greek elements a-, lacking + proct(o), rectum + -osis, disease. Compare British English slang "I can't be arsed".
• aqa: [age quod agis] do what you do (well)
• aquaphobophobia: Fear of people that are aquaphobic.
• arachnophobophobia: Fear of people that are arachnophobic.
• aralisation: "The destruction of a waterway by man-made interference and uncontrolled pollution; such as the destruction of the Aral Sea by diverting its inflowing rivers and by more an half-a-hundred years of pollution from weapons' testing, industrial waste dumping and fertilizer run-off.
• archeopurpose: Used by Richard Dawkins to refer to the 'function' form of a purpose (i.e. non-intentional purpose).
• archietype: A variant of archetype but inclinated more toward individuality than emulation.
• archisphere: The extent of knowledge or interest relating to the art and science of designing and erecting buildings - etc.
• ard: [beheaded ord with phonetic r-] word that has been doubly beheaded
• Ardunian: [beheaded Erdunian with phonetic r-] with first two and last four lines unwritten
• arithmonym: number name
• armups: [up in arms wordle] aroused to action
• arneticologism: a negative adjective or verb or phrase
• arrational: [beheaded irrational with phonetic r-] between rational and irrational
• archephobia: Fear of being controlled. Aversion to authority.
• archiconym: original name.
• Argentemo: an 'emo' of Argentinean origin.
• argubate: argument & debate (and argubation)
• arse candle: an offensive term.
• ash hole: An asshole that smokes cigarettes.
• arsenonym: The masculine term of the animal species. Bull is the arsenonym for cattle. — (google:arsenonym)
• Arte Mecco : An art style created by blending contemporary art, modern art, abstract art, art deco, art nouveau and characterized by the usage of the natural juices of the cactus apple or prickly pear, the pomegranate and aloe vera.
• artificial stupidity: The essential quality of a software interface, the programming goal of which is to be intelligent by saving the user from repetitive keystrokes and by anticipating the formatting intent of the user, the end result of which prohibits the user from undertaking the most elementary of text procedures without having to refer to the 'help' section of the software, within which the reference is rarely found. See also indicis-absentia. Example, in a word processing program, 'auto-formatting' that strictly prohibits the user from simply indenting a new line of text without automatically creating a new paragraph or bullet point. Coined by George Fulton. — (google:"artificial stupidity")
• artinesque in which the actual outcome of a person's planned action surpasses the sort of results that could be hoped for by far
• artpartbartermart a barter-based resale shop where poor artists can barter for rather than buy interesting gismos or materials to manufacture into artworks
• Arwin ancient word meaning wing plural:arwen
• Arvinout contemporary slang word meaning '"having the best intentions but not coming through" Example: Although with complete sincerity he told me that we would meet for a drink, once again I sat waiting only to realize that he had "Arvinedout".(Past Tense)
• aschemegynephobia fear of unattractive women
• aspiratage (From French aspirateur, vacuum cleaner) A surrealist method in which impressions are made in the pile of carpeting by the movement of a vacuum cleaner, or the carpeting with its impressions that are made using this method. Coined by Daniel C. Boyer. — (google:aspiratage)
• aspergete - someone with Asperger's syndrome
• aspergineering - describes a branch of thinking associated with people who have Asperger's syndrome. — e.g., The unique ability of these people is to think beyond the concept of thinking outside of the box or simple Lateral thinking. In Aspergineering terms... There simply is no box!
• assanginate -Assange + assassinate "To assassinate the character of one that brings to light evidence of a governments wrongdoing." google:assanginate
• Assback: v. A slang word commonly used to express an opposition having lost an argument. A meeting of the ass and back, but not quite the lower back. The kicking of one Ajin J.'s buttox. Coined by Suman B. and Ajin J..- (google:assback)
• assholocracy: [asshole + -ocracy] n.
• 2011 December 13, Geoffrey K. Pullum, “The assholocracy”, Language Log:
Calvin pointed out to me both that we need a new political term for the concept of being ruled by such men, and that there already is such a term. We are living, he observed, in the age of the assholocracy.
• 2011 December 14, “Assholocracy: A Great New Word”, a Nadder:
Here are a few examples of acts which aren’t just prickitude — they're full-blown cases of assholocracy.
• astroillogical: [astrological + illogical portmanteau] demonstrating thelogically extrapolated illogicalness of astrology
• astronumby: [numb + astronomy portmanteau] mind-numbing gee-whiz astronomy
• at banpoint: being threatening with banhammering
• at finepoint: being threatening with withholding money
• at groundpoint: being threatened with loss of privileges
• at jailpoint: being threatened with prison time; under government coercion
• at lawpoint: being threatened with calling the police; under coercion by proxy
• auri: In Daur language, Auri means "mountain".
• Auri Elan: In Daur language, Auri means "mountain", Elan means "Sunlight". Auri Elan means "Mountain Light". Auri Elan is the name of a Daur heroine against Czar Russia invasion in 17 Century. A 200 minutes color movie about her was produced in 1979 by Shanghai Film Studio and was direct by Mr. Xiaodan Tang 汤晓丹. When translated into Chinese, "Auri Elan" is written as "奥瑞伊兰”， “傲蕾一兰”， “Aulei Yilan". Auri Elan Financial Group is named afer her.
• autophone: [automobile sound] one of the seven car noises or combinations
• auteparchic: [Adjective, from Greek autos = self + eparchia = province)] Pertaining to the nature of an auteparchism. Coined by RevDJordan. — (google:auteparchic)
• auteparchism: [Noun, s.v., auteparchic] A social structure consisting of autonomous provinces, e.g., the tacit polity of the Anglican Communion. Coined by RevDJordan. — (google:auteparchism)
• auteparchy: [Noun, s.v., auteparchic] An autonomous province, e.g., The Church of England as a constituent of the Anglican Communion. Compare standard Latin sui iurus, e.g., denoting particular churches within the Catholic Church. Coined by RevDJordan. — (google:auteparchism)
• autoshiftgram: word which is its own shiftgram, tanger + 13 = gnatre, emblazonry + 13 = rzoynmbael
• avo: [amor vincit omnia] love conquers all
• atheiphobia: Fear of atheists.
• atheish: A person who does not "really" believe in God or a person who claims to be an atheist but also claims to be looked after by close deceased. Coined by Derek O'Sullivan.
• atheognosis: The knowledge that you don't have to believe mumbo-jumbo to know it logically cannot exist in a universe governed by physical and logical laws. Coined by Naja Hannah.
• athslay: vb. The murder of an elite athlete or sportsman over matters relating to sport. Blending of athlete + slay.
• atismia: (Acronym from "All That Is Solid Melts Into Air"): quote originally from The Communist Manifesto by Marx and Engels, re the dissolution of traditional cultures and relationships under the pressures of capitalism, but receiving a new meaning in the era of global capitalism with its weakening of traditional communities and borders.
• atroxputrobscenus: 1. frightfully horrible or disgusting 2. cruel and offensive, of evil omen
• audiocism: The belief that musical taste accounts for differences in human character or ability and that listening (or not listening) to a particular genre of music makes a person superior to others
• augminished: In music, a chord that is formed by combining an Augmented chord with a Diminished chord. The opposite of an Augminished chord is a Demented chord.
• aunta: Maternal aunt — (google:aunta)
• auntfender: a tray that you carry at family gatherings so you don't have to hug your relatives (see unclebuffer).
• aunto: Paternal aunt — (google:aunto).
• auparishtaka: a fictional word made up by exit mundi.
• Aurebesize: To transliterate text into the Star Wars Aurebesh alphabet.
• autarded: A rare, possibly fictional condition in which the individual exhibits traits of both autism and mental retardation.
• authitect: An author who writes about the structure of fictional buildings, public spaces or cities.
• autismodiacrisis: Discrimination against people with an autism spectrum disorder.
• autoanarchy: A status quo of few if any rules governing individuals or nations, enforced by one powerful authority. — (google:autoanarchy)
• autobiopic: A biopic that is screenwritten or directed by or that stars the person whose life the film is based on. An autobiographical film.
• autodarwinate: To remove oneself from the gene-pool, thereby furthering the evolution of one's species.
• autofugle: A futile search of the Internet for references to oneself, for a new car, or for information on autism ("After hours of fruitless autofugling, Reginald gave up and went out for a soda").
• autophaegophilism: Businesses which are dependant on using elements of other affiliated organizations to survive. (ie: the relationship between kaft and coca-cola). Wouldn't that be commensal symbiosis?
• automasticate: To chew oneself
• autorisity: To laugh at oneself
• awag: - to waste the working day posting on the internet
• awesomeousity: Person or items potential for being awesome, High level of awesomeness.
• awesome-tastic: The combination of 'awesome' and 'fantastic'.
• awfulize: To blow something (that has yet not happened) way out of proportion in one's thinking
• aximosampia: Belonging to a person, place, object or other posessor who/which displays the pinnacle of majesty.ex: Audrey's new P.T. Cruiser is way aximosampia.
• azrael: The process of clearing a gargamel (see gargamel), appropriate as it is the evil cat on the Smurfs, whom is prone to hairballs. Usage: I just azraeled that gargamel, and feel so much better.

*A-P (plural List of protologisms/A-Ps)

## B

English : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZotherunsorted

• babank A baby skank. Someone in their pre-teens or even in the single digit age group who dresses like an adult tart but is clearly too young to do so.
• babelrybski (Part translation of Babelfish into Russian: рыба, fish) Text which has been mangled by machine translation to or from Russian.
• baboesjkabrains The concept of many brains as nodes in another bigger brain, being itself again a node in another bigger brain,referring to the wooden Russian Baboesjka dolls where continuously smaller dolls pop up from larger dolls, thus situating a global brain in the Universe.(Author: Koen Van Spaendonck, 2012)
• baby-in-law (n) the spouse of the lastborn of a family (Also lastborn-in-law, last-in-law)
• Bahamavention: 1. An orchestrated attempt by friends or family to convince a loved one who's stressed, overworked or undertan to seek the kind of help only a vacation in The Islands Of The Bahamas can give. 2. A catchphrase for ideal, sub-tropical, rejuvenating vacation.
• baikce: Thirteen times; also thorce, tredecence
• bairdbox blandness n. The negative impact of American TV's words and expressions on Englishes around the world. Instead of making them richer in nuance and colour, it has taken over what they had, and inhibited expression. Get a life has replaced colourful expressions such as You're on the wrong track, for pity's sake or pull your head in.
• bajooble (n) A form of dance which combines dancing with the progressive motion (moving continuously from a starting point A to a destination point B) more characteristic of walking. (v) The act of dancing while walking.
• baker's double dozen: A set of twenty-five or twenty-six
• baker's gross: A set of 169.
• baker's semi-double dozen: A set of nineteen
• baker's square dozen: A set of seventeen
• balanceboardology: The scientific study of Vew-Do balance board design. Coined by Rick Contrata.
• ballsetto: Singing in a much lower register (Balls+Falsetto) Josh-Levin 03:40, 16 February 2012 (UTC)
• bamble: A cross between babble and ramble. Not as relaxed as rambling, but not as frantic as babbling. Example: "Dear readers, when I last left you to bamble on à as I do à am doing, Gina and I were just being attacked by a French ruffian."
• bamf other v. Bamf [Sound effect from X-Men comics that accompanies Nightcrawler when he teleports somewhere.] The sound something makes when it disappears into thin air, usually with a large puff of smoke.
• "BAMSLANG" (n)(v)(adj) What happens when you mess with Freddy Croft.
• banda: interj. yay!, hooray!
• bandthin: The opposite of bandwidth. Refers to a slow internet connection, such as dial-up networking.
• banestead: n. A place where people are not meant to live owing to the extremes and harshness of the climate; for example, The Polar Regions, extreme mountainous regions, waterless deserts.
• banff adj. [From the place name. Note: Coined by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd in The Deeper Meaning of Liff.] "Pertaining to, or description of, that kind of facial expression which is impossible to achieve except when having a passport photograph taken
• banker's double dozen: A set of twenty-two or twenty-three
• banker's gross: A set of 121.
• banker's square dozen: A set of fifteen
• banquo: n. [< character Banquo in Shakespeare's tragedy MacBeth.] Someone or something that reminds one of a past misdeed.
• banteer: n. A lusty and raucous old ballad sung after a particularly spectacular araglin (q.v.) has been pulled off.
• basil n. claimant to an abolished throne. So-called royal who parades like a peacock without feathers, and assumes a title his or her ancestors only had a tenuous grip on. From Gk, "Basil" meaning King, and Basil Fawlty, the eccentric restauranteur, of "Fawlty Towers".
• barackish:adv. seawater that has been visibly contaminated by petroleum or other oils. By analogy "Barack" and "brakish" and coalling to mind the responsibility that President Obama has assumed in responding to the Deepwater Horizon spill.
• battle-abort To perform an abortion by killing a pregnant woman in the course of battle.
• bay life interjection. Used when one does something impulsive or on a whim without caring for the consequences.
• bbot (abrv.) for Boun's Board of Trade
• Bear Hugger or bear hugger: An extremely morbidly obese person, usually with a BMI of 60.0 or greater. [Nintendoism; coined after a Nintendo character in the Punch-Out!! series who weighs 440 pounds.]
• bebbe (slang) Slang mispelling (and in some cases, mispronounciation) of the word 'baby'.
• be-Darth (v) (1) to lure someone to the dark side of the Force. (2) to corrupt, bedevel, or benight
• bedridiation (n) emotional state one reaches after frustration, depression, and hopelessness turns into bedraggledness, cynicism, and sarcasm.
• beefz0r: An individual in a group whose heavy-handed ignorance causes the destruction of the group itself. As a verb, to destroy a group through passive-aggressive ignorance.
• bennelong: Antipodean Australian slang or nickname for someone who disappears from the pub (whilst drunk) and mysteriously appears at home hours later with no recollection of where he has been.
• Bendomino (n) A new version of the classic domino, the curved domino changes game play, allowing players to block opponents options.
• berude: To accuse (a dependent/subordinate) of talking back or being disrespectful, especially with the intention to force an authority figure's opinion or beliefs on the dependent or to coerce a dependent into agreeing with the authority figure. To misuse the "backtalk" card. (berude someone into one's parents' teachings) (Synonyms: becheek, besass, intervaricate, redoctrinate, reimpertinent)
• berudement: The act of accusing (a dependent/subordinate) of backtalk or disrespect, especially with the intent to deceive coercively (Synonyms: besassment, intervarication, redoctrinate, reimpertinence)
• bexpert: [noun] beer expert. (Coined by Brwneydladee, on or before June 15, 2009).
• bezzlebozzle (v) to rudely awaken one's neighbour early in the morning.
• be-Sith (v) (1) to turn to the dark side of the Force. (2) to seduce (someone) to the dark side of the Force. (3) to corrupt, bedevel, or benight
• be-VAWA (v) by a woman, to use the Violence Against Women Act to ruin the life of or extort money from a man through false allegations of domestic violence, such as forcing alimony or child support
• bichotomy (n) A synonym of dichotomy.
• bigambic (adj) Refers to clothing which envelops each of a biped's legs individually (e.g. pants, jeans, shorts). [Latin bi-, from bis, twice + Italian gamba, leg]. Compare to monogambic.
• bigsmall: Something small with the characteristics of something big.
• bikini-zapping : The destruction of an atoll or small island by using it as testing ground for atomic and nuclear bombs for the "Good of Mankind"; from Bikini Atoll +"zap" : to bomb with atomic bomb.
• bilisecond: Microsoft's take on the ISO standard nanosecond, but is actually equivalent to a microsecond.
• bindachec: The failure to use hyphens.
• binda-exyusa: n. The overuse of hyphens.
• bindaphobia: n. Fear of hyphens.
• binhead: n. A smoking game involving forfeits.
• biochronophobia: n. Fear that one's biological clock will run down before one has had a chance adequately to replenish the species.
• biohomicide: Homicide by means of poisoning.
• bionian: noun - A person from planespace. adjective - From planespace. For example, a "bionian river" is a river from planespace. See chart under tetraspace.
• biostitute: A scientist paid to testify on behalf of an act or company harmful to the environment. ("biologist" + "prostitute")
• biPodding: The act of sharing an iPod's headphones so that two people can listen to the same music or podcast at the same time, each using one earbud from the same set of headphones. (Susie Dent. The Language Report, Oxford University Press, 2006. ISBN 978-0-19-920766-4, ISBN 019920766-6.)
• birther: A believer in one of the conspiracy theories that President Barack Obama is not a "native born US citizen", either because he wasn't born in Hawaii or because he supposedly became a citizen of Kenya or Indonesia.
• bitalilined: adj. When letters are made bold, italicized, and underlined at the same time. ("bold" + "italicized" + "underlined")
• bitchface: Someone who is being bitchy.
• bitchma: n. A feminist position strongly and non-negotiably held (fem. of dogma).
• bitchmatic: adj. Of or pertaining to bitchma (feminine of dogmatic).
• bizist: (B)usiness (I)intelligence (Z)one (I)nternet (S)pecialist (T)raining in the area of online business.
• black eye: A cup of coffee with two shots of espresso.
• black helicopter: Any wild conspiracy theory which lacks credible evidence to back it up and is used to distract, mislead, or "fear-monger" (similar to a red herring, but more pointed in meaning). Originally used to specifically describe sightings of "black helicopters" connected to assorted alleged nefaria, this term could conceivably be extended as a general descriptor for all such conspiracy theories.
• blankday: n. A single calender day in which there may be space reserved for a nonsense, insignificant or false holiday.
• blarg: adj. "blah" + "arg" = "blarg." emotion. When you are having more than a bad day, more than a terrible day, it's a "blarg" day.
• blargy: A placeholder whose meaning can vary, said especially when there is nothing to say.
• blatt: A noise made by a faulty brass instrument.
• Blauthor: n. A person who writes blog articles, from Blog and Author.
• Blearh: A Word to express on opinion of discust. that dinner was blearh, you're blearh. or just the single use of blearh. pronouced Blh-air, blearh
• blimsnozzle: To be used after someone sneezes. Meaning: That was a pretty good sneeze my friend; I hope you didn't wind up with too much snot in your hand.
• blinkbat (driver who leaves turn-signal blinking mindlessly, analogous to dingbat).
• blip-pop: n. a form of music used in computer games.
• blithe-whap: vt. Compression of the phrase to blithely whap something. For example, to hit a nail with anything but a hammer, usually with eyes averted. Used to refer to inattentive, unfocused or grossly unskillful actions. Example: "Prediction [for World Wrestling Entertainment match]: In a card filled with “Who Cares?" matches, this one’s the absolute worst. Give two over-sized mid-carders big sticks to blith-whap (sic) the daylights out of each other. As clumsy as they both are, expect them to drop the canes, at least a dozen times." Source
• blitzcrap : n. describes the sudden onset of diarrhea.
• blogamist: a person who maintains more than one blog at a time.
• blogamy: the act of maintaining more than one blog at a time.
• blogdate: v. what to tell a blogger whos blog is in dire need of a new post or an update. "Blogdate!"
• Bloge: {blo-je} n. vomitted remains of fellatio. common usage: "You are full of bloge." ; "You are such a bloge."
• blogetiquette: the netiquette used in the blogosphere.
• bloggerosphere: the specific part of the blogosphere that is based on the Blogger engine which is the biggest Blog platform of the blogosphere.
• bloggetiquette: the Netiquette used by the Blogger using the Blogger engine wich is the biggest Blog platform of the blogosphere.
• blogjam n. a state of repetitious publishing of an article or topic in the blogosphere, esp. over a short period of time.
• blogosophy: n. the philosophy of blogging.
• blogospherical: adj. the condition of morbid obesity due to long periods of physical inactivity spent reading blogs.
• blogsploitation n. the misuse of Blogs in US media.
• blogstitute: n. (1) a person (often a woman or a musical group) who makes multiple random friend requests on online blogs, weblogs, or online community websites. (2) a person who is perceived as engaging in online promiscuity for fun or profit.
• Blogtile Dysfunction: (n) a blogging disorder marked by the elongated cessation from posting content of any kind on one's blog.
• blogtry: a web log entry.
• Blond-banality: The accursed state where blond banals who, seemingly having little singing or acting talent, become "celebrities" making squillions for their frequent outrageous and sometime bizarre behaviour; from blond + bane and banal + ity.
• blournalist n. Credible individual publisher of online content whose motives and/or loyalties are transparent.
• blowgasm n. An orgasm, experienced by a woman while in the act of fellatio.
• blue advertisement: In political campaigns, an advertisement run by or pertaining to a political party represented by the color blue, especially the U.S. Democratic Party. (Abbreviation: blue ad)
• blue attack ad: 1. In U.S. political campaigns, a Democratic-run advertisement whose message is meant to attack a Republican candidate or the U.S. Republican Party itself. 2. An attack advertisement run by a member of a political party represented by the color blue, usually meant to attack a member of a party represented by the color red.
• blue Congress: A United States Congress with a Democratic majority.
• blueman: A male member of a political party represented by the color blue.
• blue Presidency: A U.S. Presidential tenure when a Democratic U.S. President was in office.
• blue rig: v.t. In U.S. political campaigns, to rig a given election, especially a Presidential election, in favor of the Democratic candidate, especially by means of voter-suppressive legislation.
• blue vote: 1) n. In U.S. political campaigns, a vote for a Democratic candidate in a given election. 2) v.t. To vote for a Democratic candidate in a given U.S. election. 3) To vote a candidate for a political office from a party represented by the color blue.
• bluewoman: A member of a political party represented by the color blue.
• blue year: n. A year when a Democratic U.S. President was in office.
• bluh: internet interjection: blah + ugh.
• blurgh: interjection Used to express disappointment (Blurgh! I can't believe we lost!) or excitement (Blurgh! I won 500!) see: http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blurgh • blurdybloop: A word invented by Mark Crispin, perhaps most famous for its usage in RFC 3501. • blurk: n. Popular, conventional wisdom which may be factually right or wrong, but which loses meaning through frequent, often thoughtless repetition. • Bman v.t. The process of stacking two canned beers on top of each other while consuming them. • Boba-type character: A character who has a significant fanbase but is unimportant to the story. • bode-miller n. One who takes advantage of the opportunity to “party and socialize at an Olympic level” while seeming indifferent to the expectations anybody else may have of him or her. (usage) “Dude! You are such a bode-miller.” (synonym of slacker) • bodnerism: a blatant exaggeration. • bogus crime: A crime that is prohibited based on false or misleading information, unjustified assumptions, or preconceived notions. (Synonym: bogus offense) • bom chicka wah wah : onomonopoea to denote the sound of a guitar with a 70's-style wah wah pedal turned on. It sometimes make this sound in an adult film to cue an impending sex scene. Re-entered pop culture in 2007 as the tagline for Axe bodyspray. • bong hit An amount of smoke inhaled by way of a bong • bongwater The water in a bong • boobiesexual n. A woman who identifies primarily as straight but who enjoys touching and fondling women's breasts with no particular interest in genital sexual contact. The fondling may or may not be sexual in nature, depending on the individual. The term was coined by minx in a 2005 blog entry and first appeared in print in the February 2006 Penthouse Forum article by Rachel Kramer Bussel entitled, "XXX Podcasts: the Future of Porn?" • boomawang bent penis • borange adj. rhyming with orange. • borange n. A word with no rhymes. • borange n. A color intermediate between brown and orange. • borm n. one who is socially inept with members of the opposite sex. • Borobelology n. The study of beautiful cities in relation to their locality, physiognomy, climate and architecture etc; and the influence, if any, these things have on living standards, crime rate, divorce rate, etc of the inhabitants. From OE, Borough; Lt,"bel" + ology. • boshernomics n. A branch of economic theory from the noted thinker Adrian "Mad Dog" Bosher. This is a natural progression of post credit crunch capitalism, with a degree of nihilism and libertarianism. Key proponents of the theory are often heard uttering "conmergence" and "transformationary" while supping Steinlager and talking of the Waikato. • boshwurglitude n. The state of being materially dependent on, or indebted to, people or institutions that only (know how to) do "hammer nagging" rather than "push nagging". (Example: A person receiving letters from a landlord, a bank, *and* their former best buddy demanding immediate payment of overdue rent or loans, and threatening legal action if they fail, is "severely and multiply boshwurgled". However, a person whose landlord urges them to contact the Citizen's Advice Bureau for help is not in boshwurglitude with respect to the landlord. Example of usage: "Dude, I seriously need to reduce my level of boshwurglitude!") • bougant adj. The state of non-herbal tea that has been over-steeped. • bovoscatotoxicosis n. Bullshit poisoning. The effects both mental and physical of too much bullshit. Common after meetings with politicians and bureaucrats. • boyfriend-in-law n. The brother of a boyfriend. Example: If Sarah's boyfriend is Pat, and Pat has a brother named Paul, then Paul is Sarah's boyfriend-in-law. • boys n. pl. British pound sterlings, especially when one is cash-strapped. Example of usage: "It set me back 28 boys." • boz v.i. /bɑːz/ To accomplish by brute force; to accomplish very quickly; to go someplace quickly; to complete a round trip quickly, or drop by for a short time (chiefly in "boz over to..."). • bradorrection n. 1. the sublime correction of pedal deformities via skill, mental expertise. manual dexterity and finesse. 2. That weird feeling 'down there' that one gets when they realize that only one other surgeon could have done better, maybe. 3. That sinking feeling preceding the phrase "Yes Dror, you're right". • braedennial adj. Extremely fast, traveling at a speed more extreme than described by fast or speedy. • braffing n. Lying in bed, staring into space, listening to music. • brandbane n. The fall-out, blow-back and spinning doctoring that takes place when a athlete or celebrity trash a sponsor's brand or image. • brand lag The time it takes for a brand to catch up with what its consumers are currently doing. • brap: n. a black guy who acts white and has a fat rear end. • bracism discrimination against people with braces. • Brathlete n. Angry, impetuous, violent sportstar; from a blending of brat, OE brath+ athlete. • brathology n. The study of all forms of violence: domestic, street-gang, underworld, terrorism ktp. From (OE) brath: anger, violence + "ology". • brathspree n. angry, violent confrontation between political demonstrators or crowds at illegal drag-racing towards police. From OE "brath": meaning angry, violent and ON "spree": unrestraint in activity. • breadwinning child A son or daughter who is the primary income earner of the household, thus earning more money than the parents. • breastraunt n. a bar/restaurant in which the waitresses (or waiters if you're that way inclined) are bare-breasted. e.g. 'Hooters'. • breastranaut n. Someone that explores the far reaches of breasts, especially when they are sweaty. • brite: Respelling of "bright". • Britch n. A one legged pair of pants. • Brixton Overcoat n. The downside of being black in the western world. "So I'm just walking down the street and the cops stop me. All they see is my Brixton Overcoat." • Bresus Short for Before Jesus. e.g. Climate fluctuations have occurred since Bresus. • brokebacker n. A fan of the movie Brokeback Mountain. • "Bruce Willis is a robot" (idiom) Began when the movie Sixth Sense came out. Used when you do not want to give away the end of a movie (does not have to star Bruce Willis). "So in the end, it turns out that Bruce Willis is a robot." • bromance n. an intense non-sexual friendship between two heterosexual males • bruck v.t. To penetrate with a brick. • Bruckingham Palace n. A venue for a royal brucking (see 'bruck'). • brupper: n. [polyporteau of brunch (breakfast and lunch) and supper] the meal that is eaten by a person who only eats once a day. • Bubbafication n. 1. The act of making something accessible and/or acceptable to the least sophisticated members of a society. 2. Dispensing with all airs and pretense. • Buddage n. An endearing term for one's friend. "Aw buddage" or "howiya Buddage". Buddagita is also acceptable. • buffin n. Short name for a "Muffin Bar". • buffle v.t. To rub the top of one's head against another's belly. (present participle: buffling). • Buhday n. Celebration that takes place each 8th of September during Leap Septembers. In the event that the 8th is skipped (which occurs every 30 Leap Septembers) it will be celelbrated between Flurpday and Slipgorp. Tradition has it that extravagent gifts are given to those celebrating birthdays on Buhday. Good luck is said to follow those who adhere to this custom. Scary dogs with red eyes are said to follow those who don't. • bulk: The measure of space within a four dimensional object. It is the tetraspace analog of area in planespace and volume in realmspace. • bunhead: ballet dancer • bunnify: v.t. To modify something so as to emphasise feeling and sentiment to the detriment of factual, logical content. North Americans are good at this, while the English are not. E.g. "I have re-focused your resumé for applying for Primary School Teaching. Your bona fides are now bunnified." • burger munch A social gathering of people who would otherwise primarily meet for other purposes with little opportunity for socializing. Originally coined by the BDSM community, but has spread beyond it. • burgloin v.t. To burgle, to purloin, esp. sneakily. • burj: (n., from the Arabic meaning tower or castle) A multiuse skyscrapper that is at least 500 m tall. For example, Taipei 101. • burqatard, burqa +‎ unitard, sports outfit for female muslim athletes. Already seen in blogs. • Bushkavite: n. Anyone willing to sit in the hot sun for over two hours waiting for the dedication of a childhood home ceremonies to commence. • buttsack: n. A saggy or misshapen posterior. • buttsauce: A term coined by Postal Guy of Postal and Postal 2. Holds the meaning of: "That was weak." • buxuyaodinu: An unwanted daughter, specifically in the People's Republic of China • bweet: n. [From the Little Rascals character Buckwheat] A lock of hair that sticks up uncontrollably. • bytergist (computers, techspeak) The spirit or genius that marks the technology for the next generation. ## C English : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZotherunsorted • Caadain: Name of a legendary tribe of Canadia, known to raid on mooseback and flood the target area with maple syrup. • Cadishism: name for the Natib Qadish Neopaganism. • cacopœia, from κακοποιία: a sinful‐act, evil‐doing, or unpleasant deed. Plural: cacopœiæ. • caecussexuality: Sexual attraction to blind people. • caecusphobia: Fear of blind people. • Caffeinergy Source: Any product that uses caffeine as an energy source for customers like Coffee, Mountain Dew or Red Bull. Used by Strong Bad.[2] • Cager: a derogatory word for a car driver, someone who needs to drive around in a steel cage. • caligynophilism: the belief that female beauty is beneficial and morally okay. • caligynophobism: the belief that female beauty is immoral, depraved, dangerous, or deadly. • Cambodian accessory: child from a third-world country adopted by a celebrity for purposes of improving the celebrity's reputation (citations) • Canade, v. To act Canadian, or perform activities associated with Canadians. First used by the character Craig, on Matt Wilson's Bonus Stage: "Come on, son, we're moving to Canada, where we can... canade." • caninigund: Unfit for canine consumption: Chocolate is caninigund. • cantuaral: adj. [from Latin Cantuar: Canterbury] Of or pertaining to the ecclesiastical (i) province of Canterbury, or (ii) Archbishop of Canterbury. • Canzoo: A animal that can adopt a smelly stinky smell. Also called a "Ah-choo!" • carbage: trash, junk or other clutter found in one's car. Also, excessivly, sometimes hideously customized cars. Citation: Carbage web site at topgear.com. • carma n.: The understanding, tolerant attitude of a motorist towards other motorists or road users when things go wrong on the road. The antonym of road rage. Based on karma. • cartozoology n.: The pastime of finding animal shapes outlined by street layouts in maps. Citation: Norwegian Cartozoologic Society (more citations) • casanology: Science pertaining to house construction and health; the effects on ones body of walking frequently on a concrete-based floor; the link between electronic devices and certain types of cancer, etc. From a blending of Italian, casa meaning house, L san health & ology. • cashtration: Financial impotency resulting from a major purchase. • castrophony: a portmanteau of cacophony and catastrophic. Attributed to the the song "Fire Coming Out of the Monkey's Head" by the musical group Gorillaz. Implied meaning is: a cacophony of catastrophic proportions. • casttype: to write a character in a screenplay or tv-series specifically for a certain actor. Similar to typecast but performed by the writer. • catadicastogamy: The act or practice of seeking a spouse who has a rap sheet. • cataglottal (adj.): Pertaining to the type of kissing which French kissing is. • cataholic: A lover of cats; one who is addicted to cats • catapult the propoganda: To promote acceptance of lies/damn lies/statistics; used by George W. Bush in a speech[3] • catastolephobia: fear of or aversion to repression or repressive culture/countries. • catastolepolitism: repressive culture or regime • catastolocracy: A repressive government; a government that uses legislation for ideological purposes • -catastolia: Suffix. Repression of • catastrofuck: "When a hell-hole meets a cataclysm." - Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, 10/03/2006 • catio: a patio designed for cats • cattoo: A cat tattoo • catoterogamy: The act or practice of seeking a younger spouse. • caucafro: description of a white man's hair when attempting to sport an afro • cedeiaphobia: fear of attending funerals • celibatariat: a person who does not believe in romantic love, especially a man • celibatary: not believing in romantic love • censor fraud: censorship based on false claims of objectionability. (Synonyms: censorial fraud, censorship fraud) • censor state: A government that regulates media content or people's beliefs; a state where freedom of speech is nonexistent or significantly watered down • centence: one hundred times • certificant: an individual or group that has been certified or approved by an independent organization • cesariacy: hair length • cesariate: long-haired • cesariatism: 1. the act of judging by hair length. 2. discrimination against bald or short-haired women. hair bigotry. 3. the belief that women should wear their hair long; opposition to female haircutting. • cesariatist: 1. one who judges by hair length. 2. one who discriminates against bald or short-hair women. 3. an advocate of long hair for women. • cewebrity: A person who is famous on the internet, but may or may not be otherwise well-known • chandralethe: n. (shondra-lee-thee) The relegation of a major news headline from the front page of newspapers, such as the disappearance of Chandra Levy, by a subsequent far greater headline grabbing event like the 11th September attack on the USA. From Chandra + Gk "lethe":to forget, • chain-coke: v. The act of drinking multiple cans of coke (or other caffeinated beverage) in rapid sequence, often times using the pop-top of an empty can to open the next can. Ex. Pete would often chain-coke in order to stay awake during late nights at work. Eric's chronic chain-coking resulted in frequent headaches. • chainsawesome (Chain'saw'sum), Combination of Chainsaw and awesome; Really Really awesome, so as to invoke the need of a chainsaw. Ex. That game last night was so Chainsawesome! • chandropol: n. The name of the first colony established on the Moon by humobots (see humobot) in the year 2525 AD, whose human forebears were a mixed race of Australians, Chinese and Indians called Auschindians. Blend of words: "chen" from Mandarin meaning city; "chandra" from Sanskrit meaning moon; and "pol" anglicised greek " meaning city. • chapectomy: Excising a male from a photograph of a beautiful woman by means of photoshop. Usually seen in fashion and celebrity magazines, where, under deadlines, the artist inadvertently leaves a disembodied male hand on the shoulder of the model. • Charles-ism: The act of mixing two or more genres of music together in a song. (Coined after Ray Charles) • chavalanche: a gang of chavs. • chavelling: The act of chavs travelling together • chavloid: A newspaper especially a tabloid characterised by sensationalist journalism and wordplay • cheapware: Inexpensive software applications (e.g. desktop publishing, word processing), usually when used in professional settings for business purposes where more expensive software applications would be more appropriate. • cheggers: Slang for Ketamine, derived from U.K. TV personality Keith Chegwin. • cheggle:(n.) A bagel with egg and cheese. • chicktyper: A male who types on the keyboard at uncanny speed without looking, mimicing the secretorial skills of a female. • chick-wo: Someone or something that is very cool in Mt Isa • chillaxin': 1. to release oneself from inhibition, worry, tension etc. 2. to kick back, take it easy. 3. to be chillin' and relaxin'. • Chirp a brodie: To spin the wheels of one's vehicle, causing a screeching sound. • chocolate slavery : The practice in some countries of enslaving young children to harvest cocoa for the making of chocolate. • "Choowara" : Literally, a dried date, but used to represent sleazy, showy guys. • Choog: (Slang) A person possessing any bad qualities, an extremely vague term. Also a name given to any person disliked by you. • Christi-insanity : Pro-life/pro-war Christianity. • chromatophotographer: A person who prefers color photography. • chronophobia: a fear of the passing of time, in the belief that oneself or others are of less importance as a consequence • chuckawucka': An exclamatory and descriptive word which can be used in almost any context to express any emotion and relies on the tone of voice of the speaker. • chuppy: A Chinese yuppy • church of Internet atheists: A term used to describe the similarity of group behaviour and benefits between typical atheists on the Internet (such as on forums), and theists who have expressed such behaviour, and had such benefits within a traditional church environment. While the term itself is new, first used by Andrew Gray in mid 2011, the observation of it is not, and has appeared in various forms on the Internet for several years (eg "Internet is church for atheists") after the emergence of the so called "new atheists" such as Sam Harris. • Chuwero: A made-up racial slur. • 2006 November 10, “Meet Mr. Hyde”, Penny Arcade: Tycho: Racist? Really? I don't know even know what race you are. Gabe: You made it up. You called me a Chuwero. • 2010 July 14, “Duplicity”, Penny Arcade: Tycho: THE SLACK-JAWED CHUWERO SCOOPSLUT AT YOUR FREMONT LOCATION GAVE ME COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM INSTEAD OF CAKE BATTER, LIKE I DON'T KNOW THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CAKES AND COOKIES! • 2010 November 22, Andrew Chaikin as Tycho Brahe, Poker Night at the Inventory: Hey, Chuwero! Look lively! • circumloconvolution To allegedly discuss, at great length, any given topic without actually making any meaningful comment on said topic. • circumseq Eschewing the direct path for a circuitous or convoluted course • citogenesis The process establishing a (reliable) chain of references (e.g. of a claimed fact) • "clariflixplain" To explain something to a complete fucking idiot. Usually destroying their previous beliefs in the process, and taking a very long time. • claustrophobophobia: Fear of people that are claustrophobic. • clicktionary: A quick and dependable instant translation computer dictionary. • clickwealth: The wealth that is acquired by the clicks that a website/blog entries or elements receive which can translate into to money, fame or recognition. • clidiocy: The state of being either uneducated in regards to much of human history, or having significant misconsceptions about a historical era, event, or person. • clidiot: One who suffers from clidiocy. • citidiot: City dweller who gives the air of cosmopolitanism and intelligence but when pressed is ignorant on all things and geography not locally based. Urban equivalent to a country bumpkin but more arrogant. • climatia: the process of global warming • clink: Contraction of: click link; click a link; click that link; click the link; click this link, depending on context. Clink (click the link) on Wikipedia's home page to reach their sister dictionary site. • clirty: clothes that aren't dirty enough to wash, but on the other hand aren't clean enough to put back where you normally keep them. • cloud cuckoo land: metaphorically, the land of the insane • cloudwash: (of software) move some functions onto "the cloud" (the Internet) to seem trendy (citations) • cluewareness: The state or level that one has a clue and demonstrates awareness. An antonym for clueless, and an alternative to the non existent word cluefulness or clueinedness from which cluewareness was inspired. • cockaludicrous: Ridiculously androcentric or patriarchal. • 1987, Mary Daly, Jane Caputi editor, Websters' First New Intergalactic Wickedary of the English Language[4], Boston: Beacon Press, OL 2373072M, page 190: cockaludicrous adj : snoolishly foolish, laughably loutish; epitomizing androcratic authoritativeness: perfectly, pompously wrong • 1993 October 1, Jane Caputi, Gossips, Gorgons & Crones: The Fates of the Earth, Santa Fe: Bear & Company, ISBN 9781879181052, OL 1410178M, page 5: If we consent to this cockaludicrous conceit—if we believe that the Earth is a lump of unconscious matter owned by elite men—we are far more susceptible to the belief that we are equally powerless, passive, and possessed. • 2010 December 26, Corbett, Sara, “Gyno-theologian”, New York Times Magazine, page 14, ISSN 0028-7822: The world could be so cockaludicrous, so full of snools and dickspeakers. • cockjockery: acting like a cockjockey. • cockjockey: a homosexual, or someone who acts like one. • cock-pushup: The act of laying down on one's stomach and supporting one's weight solely with one's penis through use of the erectile muscle • cockslap: a slap with a cock. Especially in the shower when the maximum "smack" sound is achieved by cock to forehead contact. AKA - mushroom stamp (as the head of a penis has a similar shape of a mushroom) • codewit: a collective approach to mobilize thousands of people around the world to use the power of letter-writing to help bring about change in Africa. • cogency: (n) a hybrid of an agency / consultancy that combines the analytical skill sets of the traditional consulting model with the engagement and communications skills linked more closely to the agency model. • cognotype: (n) The sum of genetically and culturally derived components influencing a given thought process. A non-exhaustive list of such influences would include any processes that are in-built (genetic) and species-wide generalized; those (cultural and genetic) that might be characteristic of isolated populations; and those (genetic) of individual personality. • Collaborative Service Network: (n) a Layer-7 switching network that supports complex human / computer relationship webs in a service oriented fashion; or; (n) a community working together to deliver an aggregated service in a cooperative fashion. • collaborometer: (n) a tool to help decide which communication channels to use when working jointly with others or together especially in an intellectual endeavour. • Colberrific: terrific like Stephen Colbert. • cold chick: An unattractive young woman. • coldspot: opposite of wifi hotspot • coldth: State or quality of being cold. • come back to Rapunzel: To regrow one's long hair after having short hair for a time. • commodum sed malum prohibitum Any thing that is beneficial, but wrong by only statute. To be used to refer to something that is wrong only by statute, but is actually beneficial instead of hurtful. A victimless crime that is actually beneficial. • communitychannel, adj., excessively apologetic; displaying tendency towards self-deprecation; contrived (esp. humorous) self-criticism. Derives from the popular vLogging site http://www.youtube.com/communitychannel • complinsult: A sentence or phrase that is both a compliment and an insult: e.g. "you must have practised really hard to become as rude as that" or "that's a great haircut, particularly at the back," etc. • "COMPOST": acronym for Corporate Obfuscatory Monopolistic Plutosocialist Oppressive State Terrorism: used to describe the prevailing political-economic system. • concension: The brief and fleeting sensation commonly preceding consensus. (contention + consensus). • concoctionist: Someone who makes concoctions e.g. new cocktails, recipies. Also a low-level alchemist. • concuber: Describes a specific situation where traffic control lights are inoperative and a police officer is directing traffic. Usage: There is a "concuber" at first and main. Drivers are advised to take an alternate route. First coined by Nova Holt, 2008. • condescendor: Someone who behaves in a condescending manner - a condescendor. • confluctuate: of results from a search-engine - to fluctuate because of algorithm change • confoddery: A mixture of random pointlessness. • confruition: The sense that one's satisfaction and actualization are inseparable, not only from each other, but also from those of others • confuscate: To over-complicate, or make convoluted. To obfuscate. A common mis-spelling of confiscate. • confusopoly: Apparently coined by Scott Adams in The Dilbert Future. Adams defines it as "a group of companies with similar products who intentionally confuse customers instead of competing on price". • confussled: = 'confused" + 'befuddled' • congraduate: To congradulate someone on their graduation: e.g. "I congraduate you!" or "Congraduations!" • connectology: The study of connecting things. • connectorize: To attach connectors to the ends of something. Usually said of an electrical or optical cable. • consecotaleophobia: Fear of chopsticks • consonantpated : To have all vowels and no consonants after multiple turns in a Scrabble game. e.g. "I felt very sure a vowel movement was in order as I was consonantpated." • conspadamo: love at first sight • Consuelopial: Capable of lowering (raising) blood pressure by talking (silence). • contetrichaphobia: (1) Fear of women with short hair (2) Fear of or aversion to female haircutting or advocation of it. • continualgia: a term developed by Dr. Mark Drangsholt (University of Washington) to provide terminology that will be useful for research and therapeutic purposes for certain pain states. Continualgia is a new term designating continuous pain without pain-free periods that may have utility as a distinct phenotype for pain conditions with similar neural mechanisms. • contraceive: v. To use contraception; to use contraceptives. [Alternate back-formation of contraception, the original back-formation is contracept] • contrascientific: A phenomenon is contrascientific if the current scientific understanding of the laws of nature gives us good reason to believe it cannot happen. For example: astrology, chiropractic theory, telekinesis. and intelligent design are all currently contrascientific. Acupuncture used to be, but is no longer contrascientific. (Squiptryx) • contrivonym: n. An acronym that is constructed so that it spells a desired word. Examples in government abound, such as the USA PATRIOT Act: The "Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act of 2001". Compare backronym. [Term suggested by Wikipedia user JackofOz on the Wikipedia Miscellaneous Reference Desk, 2007-11-04 "Type of Acronym" thread, in this edit.] • converstation" n. A place, in the real world or in cyberspace, specifically intended to facilitate conversation. • cood: cool and good • coomestibles: n. Charred meat, but somehow still thought to be edible in the relaxed mood of a barbecue. Blending of OE "coom" meaning soot and Latin "edibil" meaning edible. Based on comestible. • coomy throsm : The dark, grayish, sooty atmosphere that hovers above many of the world's overpopulated, heavy polluted super-cities. From OE "coom" meaning begrimed, dirty, sooty and "throsm": smoke. • coparazzi: The person operating a photo-radar camera to catch vehicular speeders. Also a term used during a protest march lead by Jesse Jackson referring to unfair treatment by the police. • copyriot: copy + riot. • coregenesis (or koregenesis): Female birth — Coregenesis is never a cause for celebration in China. • correctify: To Fix Something - You better correctify that problem before the boss finds it!" • corephobia: (1) Fear of having female offspring. Son preference. (2) The act of cancelling female birth, through abortion or infanticide. Female deselection. (3) Fear of hearing news of female birth. (Alternate spelling: korephobia) • corephobic: (1) Not wanting a daughter. (2) Where daughters are often not wanted. (Alternate spelling: korephobic) • corephobocracy (or korephobocracy): A country where daughters are often not wanted. A corephobic country. • cornfuzzle: To severely confuse or disorient. • cornobble: to hit with a fish • cornography: The blatant and gratuitous commercials by General Motors, Ford and the U.S. Federal Government in which American citizens are broadsided with propaganda relating to E85 and other Ethanol products. • corpalith: A monolithic corporation. Similar to coprolith. • corporate wine: wine with a personalised custom label. • corporatti: Those who support the corporate community above that of government by the people. etc • corrumpo vader (or ghost willace): to blurt the ending of a movie before a nearby bystander's first viewing • costumist: A person who creates costumes. The existing word is costumier. • cotarian: A gladiator that was hit in the head by a mace. • could-have-been: Noun describing someone who could have been famous or successful if not for certain events. See has-been. • " Cotton Mill" : An old fashioned Factory. • cousina: Female cousin • cousino: Male cousin • craftrimony: a crafty, artsy, or creative collaboration between spouses. • crappify': To lower the image quality of a texture map by texture compression • craptabulous: staggeringly and fanficully lousy. • craptest: To make a quick judgment of an issue based on personal experience of the subject matter. • craxiology: n. the study of the controversial life and politics of Benedetto Craxi • Crazy Ivan: A tetris fanatic/addict • creation ex monkeyho: Those who deny Adam was created from the dust of the ground, but instead postulate that he had animal origins • creepypasta: A short story pasted into a forum designed to frighten or shock the reader. • cremains: The remains of a cremated person. • crennavation: The confusion between creativity and innovation in entrepreneurial events. Example, Greg thought it a wonderful example of crennavation • crevicle: One of any kind of small objects that collect and multiply in odd corners and shelves • crewlust: the intense desire to crew dance • criminiferous: Causing or promoting criminal activity. — Some men believe that the feminist movement is criminiferous. • crind: noun - A 3d object that is the intersection of two perpendicular cylinders. It has two linear axes of rotation like the duocylinder, but it is not a rotatope because the angles between the sides aren't right angles. • crisate: [Lat. crisare] v. (of women) to wiggle the hips during copulation. Further etymology at crissum • crockaholic: someone with an irrational attachment to old computers, cars etc. who wastes a lot of time trying to keep them working ("Marvin, get a new Mac and stop being such a crockaholic"). • croocked: To be drunk, or in a state of stupor. • Crosstian: Derogatory slang referring to those who self-identify as Christian but who place more importance on either the death of Jesus of Nazareth or on the works of people in the faith who joined after his death than they do the life and example of Jesus. Used as a noun or adjective. • crotching: Giving a particularly deserving someone a swift kick to the groin, without the need for explanation, as the crotchee is already well aware of his social infraction. • Crowdhorsing: the collective cooperation, attention and trust by people who network and pool their money and other resources together, usually via the internet, to support the purchasing and training of horses. In specific thoroughbred horses such as racehorses. • crunk: Type of hip hop music originating in the late 1990s in Tennessee. Possibly a contraction of the terms "crazy" or "chronic" and "drunk;" or the state of being drunk and high on marijuana at the same time. • crural cheronese: A poetic name for Italy. • cry like Rachel Crow: To cry like a little girl, especially when getting eliminated as a contestant in a given reality television competition program. [Coined after a contestant from the first season of the U.S. version of The X Factor.] • crypaesthetic: A hidden feeling towards words. (South African in Origin) http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Mensa • cryptic catastrophe: "Nature or Man doing Harm", but the extent of death, destruction and hardship remaining unknown to the rest of mankind, because of the strict censoring of news in the afflicted country. • cryptolectrology: the study of loose change, car keys and television remotes. (from Greek: kruptos "hidden" and lektron "couch"). • cryptophilia: you want something but you don't know what it is. • cubinder: noun - A four dimensional hypercylinder that can roll along one axis, but is flat on all the other sides. It can be formed by extending a cylinder into tetraspace linearly. See the chart under rotatope. • cuculoupe: a cross between a cucumber and a cantaloupe - (GoogleIt) • cunctabund: Hesitant. • cunniphobia: Fear of performing cunnilingus for various or singular reasons. • customerbility: The ease with which a product or service can be bought or accessed, understood and used for its desired and intended purpose, to the (complete) satisfaction of the customer. Similar to usability; however, by definition, the user is a customer or client of the brand, product or service (or of the manufacturer or retailer) being considered. From the perspective of a customer or client in a business-to-consumer or business-to-business relationship, customerbility considers the amount and quality of the customer's experience, the level of satisfaction (stated or inferred) with all aspects of the transaction(s) and the relationship with the manufacturer or retailer, the willingness to continue being a customer (loyalty to the manufacturer or retailer brand), and even the willingness to recommend the brand, product or service to others. • cuz cuz: Someone you are going to rob but have not robbed yet. Derived from "cuz" as in "wuddup cuz" but referring more specifically to the mark in a robbery. • cutiful: cute and beautiful • cutrefaction (noun): from cute + putrefaction, a mysterious transformational process whereby a (usu. audio/visual) meme starts out cute (and apparently harmless), grows progressively more saccharine over time —often due to inescapably ubiquitous saturation advertising and/or corporate branding campaigns— and ultimately achieves a state of cutrescence, becoming so hyper-adorable that it finally exceeds some ineffable cuteness threshold, whereupon any remaining charm is suddenly transmogrified into a festering, toxic, brain-rot inevitably found to be corrosive to the very foundations of human culture (cf. Justin Bieber, Hello Kitty®, SpongeBob SquarePants® and Barney the Friendly Dinosaur®, each epitomizing various stages of the process). • cutrescence (noun): from cute + putrescence; see cutrefaction. • cyall: "Cya" to a group of people. • cybercalifragilistic: Geeky but exciting. • cybermartyr: A user who is humiliated or banned from a forum, or blocked from a Wikisite for expounding one's religious, political, or cultural beliefs or cause. • cyberquire: To come into possession or control of information acquired on the Internet. • cyborgization: Transformation into a cyborg. • cyborgize: To cause transformation into a cyborg. • czechnology: A form of improvisation that often borders on the crazy or even dangerous. May be pejorative to Czech people. ## D English : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZotherunsorted • DABO or dabo prep. = "Despite and because of". DABO increased border security, the cartel's profits increased as it monopolized the remaining traffic. • daddypuffin (noun) male mummypuffin (see mummypuffin). • daddy hundred (cricket) a score of 150, 200, 250 etc. • dadkeen adj. Of men who rush to claim fatherhood of a young child following the death of its wealthy mother. Parody of the expression "dead keen". • daga A random and stupid word, can be used in any context. • dalmatiated adj. Covered in spots. EXAMPLE: The dog was dalmatiated with ticks. • dalp Dumb And Lazy Poor • dancefully Derived from English, the act of being full of dance and energy. • dandination Derived from French, the act of turning oneself into a dandy, typically by means of wriggling or swaying about. Masters of dandination will often say strange things like "I became one with the universe dancing on Britney Spears the other day", and invite you to "dandinate yourself out" with them. • dark censorship: The act of censoring access to beneficial information or the truth; destructive censorship. (Synonym: negative censorship) • dark shell: n. A very large and very old theoretical astronomical structure which oscillates thereby creating universes within the structure. The proposed mechanism in the oscillation for collecting matter is the (rare) creation of a sink, a triple point singularity, into which dark matter flows and into which regular (baryonic) matter can enter. On entry, dark matter is folded and regular matter is converted to energy. A universe is created (a big bang) when the sink becomes unstable. The fate of a universe is to expand and ultimately to fall onto the interior surface of its dark shell thus becoming a part of it. A dark shell is an all enclosing structure (no way out) and it is anchored by the remnant of an ultimate black hole (originally as large as our universe). A dark shell can be destroyed by one or more rogue singularities but it tends to reform itself. Cosmic rays are very energetic particles and are suggested to be a part of the back wash back through the sink which occurs during a big bang event. The very uniform spatial dispersion of cosmic rays is a strong indication of a steady state situation arising from numerous big bang events and of a very old and very large structure which allows for a thorough mixing of the cosmic rays. • darkth: The state or quality of being dark. • dark years: The most depressing chapter of a person's life. • DASYSTEM: (digital / analog system) Full of awesomeness. • DATAPAGE: Synonymous with "INFOPAGE" (see below). • DATASITE: Synonymous with "INFOSITE" (see below). • Dattebayo: Means nothing but is supposed to mean "Believe it!" especially at the end of making a point. • David-and-Goliath victory: A victory wherein the overwhelming odds of the battle have been in favor of the vanquished: The Battle of Yavin resulted in a David-and-Goliath victory. (Synonym: uphill victory) • dawnload: A bowel movement at the break of dawn. • dead eliminated: Eliminated from a reality television competition by a significant viewer vote margin from other contestants or as predestined. • dean: [verb] to do something very badly. eg: oops, i just deaned., [adjective] Immoral, not good, bad. eg: it is very dean to hurt people. • debaucherous: tending to indulge in sensuous pleasures • debush: to emerge from the far right; to distance oneself from the current president, especially of Republicans trying to get re-elected. (variation of debouch) • decemfeminate A group of ten women. (Modeled after decemvirate) • decemmillenuple: Ten thousand times as great;ten thousandfold • decemvir: A member of a decemvirate. • decemvirate: A group of ten men. • decence: ten times; also dekce or tonce • decenoctence: eighteen times; also octonce • decennovence: nineteen times; also novetonce • decepticon an emoticon used to hide rather than reveal. (Someone who is attractive from behind but not from the front. Some language has a word for this(Dutch?). Link if found. Answer: Japanese, the word 'Bakku-Shan', itself from the English loanword 'back' and the German 'schoen'.) • decimal double dozen: A set of twenty. • decimal gross: A set of 100. • decomplexify: to simplify • decroded: An emphasis to describe a thing in an advanced state of erosion or corrosion to the point of revulsion. • deephobia Fear of d's as grades or getting d's as grades. (GoogleIt) • definitionary A more accurate term for the linguistic device commonly referred to as the dictionary. Note that a dictionary implies a guide to diction, and while the pronunciation key for every entry in a dictionary does provide diction guidelines, the primary usage of a dictionary is to provide definitions of words. Thus a more accurate term would be 'definitionary.' • defunkify To make less stinky. ex. The girl needed to defunkify her brother's room because it smelled so bad. • degravify To appear to float or escape gravity. ex: The magician made the spoon degravify in the air. • degreedy:"Doing too many undergraduate degrees. • delhigate:"Getting others to do the work" The practice of large companies in countries with advanced economies in downsizing their workforce by sending the work to India where wages are low. • delintophilophobia: The uncomfortable feeling that maybe you enjoy emptying the lint trap just a bit too much. Coined by Darren "Gav" Bluel (Nukees!) • dekce: Ten times; also decence or tonce • delta: adverb - One of the two directions pointing out of realmspace into tetraspace; movement in the negative w direction. In tetraspace, represented by the vector <0,0,0,-1>. This term refers to the direction analogous to down; the 'd' in 'delta' corresponds to the 'd' in 'down'. In some literature, this direction is referred to as ana. This term is the same direction as zant, but is used in a different context: delta is movement from realmspace to tetraspace, but zant is a turning direction. The opposite direction is Upsilion. • deltanphobia Fear of the letter "d". (GoogleIt) • deluminati modern world power brokers • demandatory When somthing is being demanded that is a pre-existing mandate. • demopath A person who exploits the rights, privileges, and freedoms of a representative government in order to destroy them, or the government itself. • denarity The denary property (of a number or set of numbers) • de-Net To bar off Internet access; to bar off someone from the Internet • de-office To remove (an elected official) from office. • depletist An individual or group demonstrating apparent negligent or reckless disregard for the environmental consequences of their actions or an individual or group that exhausts non-renewable resources and rejects positive environmental strategies. • deprohibit: To rescind the prohibition of. • deprohibition: Rescission of a prohibition. • deprovision: To delete a user account or remove user data from a computer system. (i.e. To un-provision someone) • describe a room game A game in which players take turns describing a room until they are in some sense "finished". • desistive: Final; conclusive; ending. • destiny theory: determinism • Deutschbag: A German douchebag • devwahrchec: The failure to do one's homework. • devwahrphobia: Fear of homework. • Dexting: Texting done by one person which results in the death of another person, whether by running over the peson or murder. • dhishing: A term used to describe fake member profiles (dhishers) placed in a web based dating site in an effort to defraud genuine members (dhishees). The dhishers are normally exceptionally good looking ("real dishes") and end up asking for money or plane tickets or some other payment so they can visit the dhishee. Once paid dhishers are never heard from again unless it's to ask for more money. • diabliterate: To obliterate something in a diabolical way. • diabolist: a diabolo juggler. • -diacrisis: suffix meaning "discrimination against." (e.g. gynodiacrisis, negrodiacrisis, and sinodiacris) • "Diachronmigrational": A word made up of latin roots. "Dia" means across, "chron" means time, and "migrational" means to travel. So the whole thing means to travel across time. • diagonability: The ability to do or place something diagonally. • diary-a: The act of passing off self-indulgent journal-style entries as informational weblog entries. • dickspeaker: One who speaks on behalf of the patriarchy. • 1987, Mary Daly, Jane Caputi editor, Websters' First New Intergalactic Wickedary of the English Language[6], Boston: Beacon Press, OL 2373072M, page 194: dickspeaker n : one who dickspeaks, one who speaks for dicks. • 2010 December 26, Corbett, Sara, “Gyno-theologian”, New York Times Magazine, page 14, ISSN 0028-7822: The world could be so cockaludicrous, so full of snools and dickspeakers. [] Anyone who didn't bother to question male dominance was a snool; anyone who promoted it, a dickspeaker. • dictor: Name given to the sound made by a cone speaker when a cellular phone is brought near it. • didn't've: multi-contraction of "did not have" • didodecarestandardizational: The process of Restandardization, applied to 2 groupings of 12. • dilethism: "Divine-Forgetfulness" The thought that the Earth and Cosmos was created, as a scientific experiment, by a divine, extra-terrestial scientist who lost interest in the project and simply filed it away. • dilligaf: Biker acronym for "Does it look like I give a fuck"--Biker1955 23:03, 17 April 2007 (UTC) • diplonot: A non-diplomatic, staff member of an embassy who claims diplomatic immunity when trying to avoid penalties for misdeamours, such as traffic offences. • dironic: The opposite of ironic; an outcome of events aligned with what was, or might have been, expected. what would be expected. "Ironically, she sufferd heat stroke in the arctic-themed putt-putt course." [versus] "Dironically she suffered heat stroke in the desert-themed putt-putt course." • dinkabyte: A very small amount of memory, e.g. "My iPod only has a dinkabyte of memory left on it." • disasturbate: To idly fantasize about possible disasters, without considering their actual likelihood or the prospects for preventing them. (google:disasturbate OR disasturbation) • ditricise: To attack threateningly or in rage. Must be of complete seriousness in to be worthy of ditricism. • disadulation: n. A warning or admonition; a criticism • disemvowel: v. To remove the vowels from text. (Usages found back to 1995.) • dishwashron: A person who washes dishes, distinct from a machine that washes dishes which is a dishwasher. • disofficiate: To remove (an elected official) from office. (Synonym: disinaugurate) • disprohibit: To rescind a prohibition of. • disprohibition: n. Repeal of a prohibition. (citations) • dispulsion: The act of dispelling or the state of being dispelled. (google:dispulsion) • disvibe" : v. Having one's, presumptively positive, vibe be altered by an identified exterior factor. Or a description of that factor's action. Synonymous with having one's vibe killed, it is a more specific than "unvibe" or "devibe" • diswant: v. To dislike to have; to wish for or desire negatively. To 'want to not'. • DNB n. The next step forward in man's greater understanding of and after DNA, and its application in a range of matters affecting human life still beyond man's ken. • doctrix: n. A female doctor, abbreviated Dx. [Lat.]; see -rix. In some cultures, a physician's duties are determined by his/her gender. In India, for example, doctors treat men and doctrices treat women and children, though they aren't called that, there. • documinutery: n. 1. A cinematic form 2. Short-form documentary content lasting between one and five minutes. • docutragedy: A documentary that ends in a tragic ending, usually murder. • dodo game: An electronic game that received rave reviews at the time of its release, but panned by much later critics. (Synonym: dinosaur game, dodo classic) • dodo state: A government that has very old-fashioned or conservative viewpoints and imposes them on its people, and suppresses any attempts to change or challenge their views. An extremely conservative regime. (Synonyms: didocracy, dinosaur state, dinosaurocracy) • dogmadic: adj. Loss of mental power or dementia suffered by dogs. From OE words "dog" and "mad" + the Latin suffix "-ic", pertaining to. • dogwall: a term representing a metaphorical blockade in one's path, usually created by some higher power directing you towards the correct path. • doing it : v. an act in which two individuals "do it" in a place of public viewing, such as outside of cold stone or in a parking lot adjacent to cold stone. considered to be inappropriate in many cultures, yet is generally accepted by the city of columbia • domestibles: n. Food one considers eating only at home or in their own Land. For example, certain kosher foods for Jewish folk; Vegemite for Australians. Blending of Latin words, "dom" meaning a house and "edibil": edible. Based on the word, "comestible". • domestic extortion (coined by David R. Perkins, the author of the 2011 book Victims of Domestic Extortion): The act of extorting money from an intimate partner by means of false allegations of domestic violence or other relationship crime, or by misuse of the Violence Against Women Act or similar law, especially by a woman against a man. • donkament (donkey + tournament): A poker tournament. Originally used on the Two Plus Two forums. Commonly seen in the phrase "lol donkaments". • doodpooner: A person, male or female, who exhibits personality characteristics undesirable to the general party population. • dot-brick: A retail store with no inventory and only kiosks selling Internet related services and products. • doubly odd number: An odd number occurring after a singly even number and before a doubly even number. • doucheclick: A person who acts moronic, selfish, mean or obnoxious online. Forums, chatrooms, and online gaming communities are rife with these people. • douchecock: Insulting one being or beings as being an idiot, or of being a douche used by a chicken. • downsplain: To explain condescendingly, assuming inferior knowledge or competence of a listener because of one's prejudice. (An act which mansplaining, whitesplaining, cissplaining, et cetera would be varieties of.) • 2011 July 1, reluctanthurricane, “Why We Need to Change “Mansplain””, It's Raining: A white woman explaining black hair to a black woman, downsplaining! Someone explaining depression to someone who’s depressed, downsplaining! • Doxic: More worse then the worst. • dracocracy :(dra-KOK-ra-see) n. A government, usually a theocracy, which imposes the strictest laws on its people and punishes breaches of those laws most severely (sometimes by death). After "Draco" a law-giver of such ilk in ancient Athens + "cracy". • dracocrat n. A ruler who imposes a severe regime on a people, mete-ing out the harshest punishment for minor breaches. After "Draco" a law-giver of such ilk in ancient Athens + "crat". • dracomancy: The study of dragons that involves Occult Sciences. • dream-dulcifier: n. Pill or spray, with the power to give one dreams which one desires, such as nostalgic, erotic or "success in life" dreams. • dree-dom-deeity: The deepest state of boredom. From the OE "dree" meaning tedious, wearisome; "dom": condition, state; "dee": no meaning in this context, and "-ity" expressing state • dress code excess The act of imposing a dress code that is overly strict for the institution's clients or detrimental to the preferences of the institution's clients. • drismal: Drizzly and dismal. • dromoshield: The automobile that takes a turn and thus lends cover to pedestrians who wait to cross the busy road. • drongo spotter: One who spots acts of sheer stupidity by persons who are never likely to win at anything. Such as the candidate standing for political office who unwitting divulges his policy planks to his opponent's chief adviser. From drongo, an australianism for one always finishes second. • drunder An annoying person. • drunkle (noun): an extremely enebriated adult who makes a spectacle of themselves at a social event. A 'drunk uncle'. • dry-fuck: The act of grinding pelvises through layers of clothes with the intention of sexual arousal. • dub: Pronunciation of the letter w. The pronunciation "dub" is one syllable like the other letters, and is intended to replacement the three syllable pronunciation "double-u" which leads to "www" having more syllables than what it stands for. • dub dub dub: Pronunciation of the acronym WWW. Used to avoid the cumbersome pronunciation "double-u double-u double-u" which has nine syllables. • dubbaphobia: Fear of the letter "w". • dubsdot: In speech, used as a quick replacement for "double-u double-u double-u dot". (However, the written "www." should of course remain as-is.) • dubyaphobia: Fear of George W. Bush or other politicians who share his doctrines (e.g. John McCain). • dude:used instead of cool e.g dude look at those clouds • dudely: Expressing a certain coolness that cannot otherwise be expressed without the use of the word "dudely". • due: a form of the word "dude". For people who are too lazy to pronounce the "d" at the end. • dumbeee:a dumb baby • dumbonstrators Demonstrators for peace who are anything but peaceful. Those that throw rocks at police, throw up on sidewalks, and lie down in traffic. • ducatist: (dookahtist, izem-) n. 1. The belief that certain persons or members of certain classes or groups who ride Ducati motorcycles deserve favored treatment by virtue of their perceived superiority, as in intellect, social status, or financial resources. 2. (a) The sense of entitlement enjoyed by such a group or class that ride Ducati motorcycles. (b) Control, rule, or domination by such a group or class.--Kjhayes 12:13, 5 July 2006 (UTC) • dunt A shove with the shoulder (as in "I gave him a right dunt"). "Dunt with the elbow" - a nudge. Origin Co. Fermanagh, Ireland • duodecence: twelve times; also duss; twolce • duodecimvir: one member of a duodecimvirate • duodecimvirate: a group of twelve people • duodevigintumvir: one member of a duodevigiumvirate • duodevigintumvirate: a group of eighteen people • duophobia: Fear of the number 2. Not to be confused with biphobia. • duskdread: The fear felt by persons at dusk in facing the coming darkness alone; especially felt strongly by the elderly, the frail and the lonely. From the OE words of dusk and dread. • duss: Twelve times; also duodecence, twolce • dustache A faint, imperceptible mustache, like a sprinkling of dust upon the upper lip. Attested use. • dust buffalo A giant dust bunny. • dust cover collector: n. "Person who buys books not only to read, but also for the look of the book cover, font, illustrations etc. • duocylinder: [noun] A four-dimensional shape that can roll along two independent linear axes. If it is placed on one rolling axis, it cannot roll along the other axis, but it can roll no matter what side it is placed on. It can be formed by rotating the flat ends of a cylinder into four-dimensional space. • DVRed: A synonym of the word TiVoed in which a television program, such as a show or movie, is recorded on a harddrive-based video recorder. It is meant to resemble the word “deferred” in that the show is recorded to be seen at a later, more opportunistic time. Also the act of recording a show while watching another via a dual-tuner video recorder. Comes from the acronym “DVR” which is short for “digital video recorder” such as those built into recent versions of cable boxes available for subscribers. It is meant as an alternative to the word “TiVoed” in that it more accurately describes the action since the word “TiVoed” would falsely suggest that one owns a TiVo when one may not; it is essentially a more generic version of the verb. “DEE-VEE-ARED” is an alternate pronunciation in which the letters of the original acronym are pronounced. • dwherb: A person with few or no friends who can't stand for others around him to be happy. • dyhatlm: The practice of procrastinating on one's homework (from the acronym Do Your Homework At The Last Minute) • dyscravia: A disorder in which one mixes up voicing of consonants when writing. • dysergy: The opposite of synergy. • dyslegzia: A disorder in which one mixes up voicing of consonants when reading. • dyspunctual: not operating normally or properly where time is concerned; unable to function within parameters of a socially-accepted time schedule. ## E English : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZotherunsorted • e: Objective pronoun, used in a genderless context in place of "he" or "she". Example: "E's smart, whoever e is!" • eahh: Something with little desire for action. • Eastwooding: Berating an empty chair. Etymology: coined in reference to the performance of Clint Eastwood during his speech at the 2012 Republican National Convention on 30 August 2012, where he berated an Invisible Obama in an empty chair next to his podium • elgaeb: "Beagle" spelled backwards • ebaum: To take credit for an unoriginal work • ebnastly: adj. Epic; pertaining to notable achievements or abilities. • eboniciser: (pronounced: ee-bon-eh-size-or) A person who frequently invents words to add to online slang/protologism lists. The word is believed to be a combination of ebonics and improviser. • eccentriprocal: The function $E(x) = \sqrt{1 - x^2}$. (Portmanteau of eccentricity and reciprocal.) E.g.: «The length contraction ratio is the eccentriprocal of the ratio v/c.», «The ratio of semiminor to semimajor axis is the eccentriprocal of the eccentricity.» • ecdoomology: "Eco" + acronym: Disaster of Ones Own Making + ology. Examples are the introduction of rabbits and cane toads into Australia. • eceiophobia: Fear of intimacy or having an intimate relationship, especially due to the risk of domestic extortion. (British English: oeceiophobia) • echo drawing: A method of surrealist drawing in which one makes a sequential drawing by "mirroring" the drawings that came before. Evidently coined by analogy with echo poem. • eclectomath: n. An eclectic polymath. • eclectomathy: n. Eclectic polymathy. • ecoculture: n. The relationship between human culture and the ecology, in the sense that human culture recognizes that it is a directly proportional function of the ecology. "The word 'ecoculture' can most easily be broken down as a noun to mean ‘ecological culture’, which immediately brings to mind traditional culture’s, past and present, of people who lived, or who are living, at one with the ecology; but also as a verb to mean 'to culture ecologically', which not only implies the cultivating or farming of food, medicine, and utility species within an ecological framework, but also the human transmission of human lifeways from one generation to the next in an ecological framework as well. Ecoculture emphasizes ecology as the basis for all life, and is the ecoculturalist's foundation for land use design and community values interpolation." (from http://ecoculturevillage.org/.) • ecomnemosis: "eco-" home + "mnemo" memory + "-sis". Awareness or knowledge of the ecological and environmental conditions in a place. • "econ pop" • ecothermological: adj. Adjectival form of ecothermology. • ecothermologist: n. Occupative form of ecothermology. • ecothermology: n. The study of global warming [from Greek eco-, abode + thermo, warmth + ology). • ecothermophobe: n. One who fears global warming. • ecothermophobia: n. The fear of global warming. • ecothermophobic: adj. Adjectival form of ecothermophobia. • ecothermorati: n. The self-proclaimed "authorities", such as entertainers, on matters of global warming. Fashioned on "Literati" etc. • eCourage: Used to explain statements normally socially unacceptable, offensive, or inflammatory that appears on the internet, emails, etc. that would not be made in person because a person feels protected by anonimity and/or distance. • eductivity: The dynamic between deduction (leading from, general to specific) and induction (leading in or into, specific to general). Similar to the Hegelian dialectic of thesis (rationalism), antithesis (empiricism) and synthesis (eductivity) except that the process must be constant to create 'good,' either positive or normative. The stone tablets must be continually created, broken, recreated, etc. • efficiate: to make more efficient. • effophobia: Fear of f's as grades or making f's as grades. (GoogleIt) • eFlyer: A full color (HTML or other accepted universal internet graphical format) fun and informative email message or document that a company sends to its customers to promote itself or one of its products. • efriend: A friend one met on the Internet. • egalitarial: A particular type of liberal Christian Church that concentrates on social justice rather than proselytisation; a counterpoint label to existing label "evangelical" for Christian churches; largely an American phenomenon. • eidicocracy: A government that serves special interest groups rather than the common people; a government of the special interest groups, by the special interest groups, and for the special interest groups. (Synonym: eidicendiapherocracy) • eighteenty: The number 180. • elbutt: (n) (Derived from the words elbow and butt). An elbutt is created when one bends their arm, with the eblow in the air. The skin, muscle, and fat at the bend then resembles a butt. • electripod: (n) a personal electric vehicle (PEV) having characteristics that allow it to function as an electric pedestrian. • elephantatious: The biggest description of a thing, bigger than colossal. • elevaphobia: Fear of elevators. (Synonym: anelkysperphobia) • elevonce: eleven times; also elfce, undecence • eleventy: the number 110 (coined by Tolkien) • elseweb: (n) Term used in discussion fora meaning 'somewhere else on the internet'. • embeddable: (adv) The ability to be embedded. Example: The java database is embeddable in your application • embedded blogger: A correspondent embedded (usually with a military unit) in a war zone or other disaster area, who uses internet blogging to correspond with the public. • emmosin: (adj) Similar to bitch, an offensive term used to criticize or exclaim annoyance. Eg. That emossin little son of a gun stole my wallet! • emocide The slang term emocide is a combination of the word emo and suffix -cide to form a new word which means "the killing of emos". • empowerful: (a) Sold or advertised as empowering (esp. to women) while actually being the opposite. • emutranslation: A form of fan translation by means of emulator ROM hacking. • en: A a pronoun which means "the being". It can be used to replace any of the words "he/she/him/her" and the word "them" when referring to a single being. The being "en" refers to can be of any gender, or genderless. (ES is its possessive form.) • Englisms: Noun. A mixture of genuine English words and abbreviated words and codes as used in telephone text messages and other electronic messaging formats. • enidate: To move out of the parental home. • enigmacy The state or quality of being an enigma or enigmatic • enfagmentize The act of becoming, or causing to become gay • enmiclave n. An enclave in hostile territory, such as the U.S. base at Guantanamo Bay in Cuba and the former British colony of Hong Kong in China. From a blending of the words enmity and enclave. • e-nniversary n. The annual anniversary, date, of meeting a person (or people), online. Such as an online dating service or social media website. Or an annual electronic event. • enrony To act selfishly in secrecy in violation of moral values coming close to, but not actually breaking any laws • ensidic' pertaining to everything that can be constructed and built up from the principles of identity, contradiction and the excluded third, and organizes anything given by means of univocally defined elements, classes, relations and properties. It is a determined logic that is present in everything humans say or do, and is instituted and sanctioned by society[1]. • ensopholism: The process of becoming wise. • enstub: To reduce to a stub, especially a Wikipedia article. • Englandshire: used by George W Bush as he is an idiot who cant use real vocabulary (other word used by Bush U.S of K) • entequalment: (portmanteau involving entitlement and equal) The notion that everyone is entitled to scrupulously equal treatment, not only by the law, but by the universe and life itself. "It's not fair that he's taller/smarter/better looking than me; that gives him an unfair advantage; I insist that you { cut him off at the knees / give me the job even though I'm a bonehead / pass a law requiring everyone on the planet to wear blinders so they can't make petty judgements based only on appearences}." • enthusiant: One who is an active and avid participant in an activity. Coined by mightstainyourshirt.com in 2012 from a typo for enthusiast, then encouraged as a replacement to avoid enthusiast's “harsh sibilance”.[7] • entrepolis (noun) a word that combines “entrepreneur” and “metropolis” to describe an exceedingly large urban area (population 1 million plus) with a sophisticated, free-market economy; favorable and functioning political governance; and significant cultural influence—all of which come together to create a fertile environment that embraces entrepreneurship. • envague: To expand the definition of (a word or phrase). • envirobility: "the ability to be part of the environment" (from http://www.ecohouseconstruction.com/about%20us.html). • enviroble: Capable of being part of the environment • eosodiacrisis: Discrimination against Asian people. (Occupative: eosodiacritic) (Adjective: eosodiacritical) • eosology: The study or treatise of Asian cultures. (Occupative: eosologist) (Adjective: eosological) • epicaricacy the act or practice of taking pleasure from others' misfortune; Schadenfreude. • ephalgamate: (v. trans.) To cover in paper. "I'm sorry, but I ran out of time before the party and was unable to ephalgamate your gift." • ephebegeriphebe n.One who suddenly goes through a reversal of the aging process. With gray hair taking on a blackish hue; adolescent acne returnlng, and once leathery skin becoming teenager smooth. From "epheb" Gk for youth & "geri", "old" • ephebegynephobia Fear of or contempt for teenage girls, especially by their male counterparts. • epheberosia n. (Ee-fay-BRO-see-a): sexual intercourse between a pubescent and an adult, especially between a female adult and a male pubescent. Gk "epheb": youth, "eros": love and L & Gk: "ia": condition. • ephebelise n. (Ee-FAY-bil-ise): to act like an adolscent, usually pertaining to adults. Frequently observed in stand-up comics. Greek "ephebos" (ἔφηβος): adolescent, especially male + "-ize": to make what is denoted by the noun/adjective. • ePhlet: (n.) An electronic pamphlet; a small, easily distributed electronic document. • epinota: (n.) The 'at' sign (@), from the Greek epi (at) and the Latin nota (sign). • epivat The center vat or container within an array of such containers. • epiek: slang for epic • eprikiniel (n.) A makeshift solution or invention to fix or customise an object. • erogant (adj., of a person) Arrogant in a way that makes one sexually attractive to others. • -erosia (suffix) 1. Specified form of sexual intercourse. 2. Sexual intercourse involving a specified type of person • errologism (n.) a word or definition mistakenly added to a dictionary • es pa ex yusa: The overuse of spaces. • es: The posessive form of EN. eg.En rode es new bike back to es house. • Esbatty: a message board slang word regarding the feeling of being "whelmed" or immersed in something one is not familiar with. sopusidly comes from WUMB ([http://wizarduniverse.invisionzone.com/index.php?act=idx) member Esbat (http://wizarduniverse.invisionzone.com/index.php?showuser=2689) • etak: a really hot girl... • etceteric Of or relating to a person who is like others of his or her kind; not deserving to be named individually; marginal, anonymous, obscure. et cetera + -ic. • etepiarchy: A government run by corporations; a corporate dictatorship. (Synonym: etepiacracy) (From Modern Greek etepia, meaning "corporation") • ethernado (n.) (Pronounced: EE-ther-NAY-doe): A term used to describe extremely poor cable management in a concentrated area to a degree resembling tornadic activity. Example: "This server room looks like it got hit by an ethernado" (blend of ethernet and tornado.) • ethnoburb: a residential or business district formed in a suburban areas by richer migrants to a country • eumeterate: To idealize something or someone who is far away in either space or time. • euphonism: [blend of euphony and euphemism] An extravagantly gussied-up term to replace another that has become ordinary. For example, what were once "curtains" are now called ""window treatments" by drapery manufacturers, and are on their way to being called "window fashions". (Note that, just like euphemisms, euphonisms tend to evolve also, as the nouveau eventually becomes ordinary in turn, and invites replacement by something even more nouveau.) • evacious (adj.) (Pronounced: EE-vey-shuhs): To possess individual intellectual and charismatic qualities that influence others to become attracted toward a person. • even dozen: A set of twelve, as opposed to baker's dozen and banker's dozen; a standard dozen • even baker's dozen: A set of fourteen. • evodkamail: to awake at your computer after a heavy night's drinking, worried about the nature and content of the emails you might have sent. A blending of "email" & "mail". • evility: the level of evilness in a person or object. • exadopt: To expel a son or daughter from a family by placing for adoption. • excisely: To confirm one hypothesis or opinion while disregarding the possible inclusion or possibility of all other hypotheses or opinions • exeffigiate: To dummy out (something during the process of localizing a video game from a foreign country). • exennium: a period of a quintillion years. • existoid: something true and valid that is a) specifically stated as existent in its definition regardless of evidence and beyond paradoxical examination, and b) unquestionably existent but by definition cannot be defined. Exs. An existoid is not an existoid. • exillion: 1 followed by 1 million zeros. • exousic: [adjective] Derivation: Greek exousia= authority. Pertaining to authority. Coined by RevDJordan. — (exousic) • exousics: [noun] s.v. exousic. The (proposed) subdiscipline of politics dealing with the nature and use of authority, especially in the political context. Coined by RevDJordan. — (google:exousics) • ex parte feminis: One-sided in favor of women. Being an anti-male double standard. • expectceed: [verb] To constantly exceed customers' expectations in every customer service encounter. Ex. I always enjoy going back to that store, their customer service staff always seems to expectceed. • explofusion : A cyclistic ánd entropic process describing the continuous sequence of fission and fusion of particles or organisms, visualized as widening and contracting by means of energy input and gravitation. For instance “ The Universe is explofusional “. (Koen Van Spaendonck) • expolcorize: To expel or banhammer a member or user because of hate speech or political incorrectness; to politically correct (someone) out (to expolcorize from Facebook) • externym (exteronym): (etym. L. externus-foreign, strange; -[o]nym denotes words of a particular property) A classification of words dealing with outsiders (i.e. Jewish concept of Gentile, Roma [Gypsy] concept of Gorgio, Greek concept of barbarian [barbaros]). • exthusiasm: enthuiasm under protest or begrudgingly, typically for the sake of another - a false sense of enthusiasm. • extimasotyphomorking: [verb] creating words or phrases without meaning. (Coined by Jon Daniels, 2008). • extrafamous: Very well known. • extrude: verb - To create a new shape by tracing the path of the original shape in a direction perpendicular to it. • Extrarealistic: Pertaining to, or being of, anything but reality. • exuffragate: Reality television. To vote a contestant to be eliminated from a broadcast competition. ## F English : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZotherunsorted • Facebook ghost: A Facebooker with a low friend count. • Facebook hermit: A Facebooker who posts content but has no desire to associate with other Facebookers. • Facebook zombie: A person who is highly addicted to Facebook. • facekini or face-kini (n): a beachwear product that is a combination full-head hood and full-face facemask, which has individual holes for each eye, the nose, and mouth. Used to prevent acquiring a facial suntan. Similar in appearance to some types of skimask or balaclava, except made using swimsuit fabrics. ETYMOLOGY: portmanteau of face+bikini; face+-kini; • faceku: A phrase used to denote one's status on a social-networking site in a brief but creative and interesting way. A contraction of 'Facebook' (a popular social-networking website) and 'Haiku' (a Japanese style of poetry employing brief phrases). Usage: 'I updated my faceku today to say "Fred is coining the term 'faceku'."' • Facetard: (n. slang) Perjorative term for one who maintains a Facebook page. • Fachismo: Prominently exhibited as excessive femininity. As an attitude, fachismo ranges from a personal sense of beauty to a more extreme feminism. In many western or liberal cultures, fachismo is fast becoming acceptable. this is the female version of Machismo. • facho: (adj.) the property of being overtly feminine and derived from fachismo. The female version of macho • fagatonic: (adj.) used to describe something that is very much disliked. (from "fag") • fagtastic: (adj.) possessing the quality of extreme homosexuality. • falcon punch:one the strongest punch attack in the world(fiction). It is so insanely exaggerated that they say it can destroy every solar system and the multiverses and everything else. • falcyon: n. the result of the action of powerful nations who intervene in the affairs of other nations claiming that they wish to bring era of peace and tranquility (halcyon), but, in reality, bring in an era of death & destruction; from a blend of falchion, a sword and halcyon. • faldo: feeling embarrassed for someone when they should, but do not feel embarrassed for themselves • fall below the red line: to get eliminated from a reality television show competition without a chance of redeeming oneself. (Inspired by the reality television show The Biggest Loser) • fall below the yellow line: to end up at the bottom two or three or risk of getting of eliminated from a reality television show competition. (Inspired by the reality television show The Biggest Loser) • false Idol: an American Idol contestant who was in trouble with the police prior to being on the show • Famitsu-perfect: Of a video game, that has received a perfect score from Famitsu critics. (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is the first Famitsu-perfect game.) • famspam: unsolicited email from family members • fancruft: used in Wikipedia to describe excessively detailed encyclopedia "articles" about fictional characters, locations, techology, languages and related fictional topics. • fandamntastic: Can only be used sarcastically, when 'fantastic' doesn't quite cut it. "Your pet ate his own leg off. Fandamntastic, that's the fifth time this week!" • fangina: (n) A vulgar term for a woman who is mean/ugly to the extent that she effectively becomes a human chastity belt (pronounced "fang" with the last two syllables of "vagina"). • fanship: (n) The set of entities of which one is a fan (Etymology 2). • fanson: (n) A fan of Hanson; widely used in the Hanson fan community. • fantastaroo: adj. half fantastic, half kangaroo. • farcility: A cycling facility that defeats the purpose for which it is intended by its design. (from "farcical" and "facility"). • farcinating: Something that is fascinating in a farcical manner. • FARSHAAN: (adj.) or (n) - An unsure or uncomfortable feeling, an uneasy, unsettling situation. • farthwit: n. One whose graffiti message reads: " I'm not elitrit." from farth as in farthing: a fractional part of four and wit: mental capacity. The suggestion being that he-she's mental capacity is that of a halfwit -- who knows???? • fascidue: a strategy used by property developers who, in constructing a modern skyscraper, leave only the facade of a building built in the C19th or early C20th to meet the requirements of the heritage act. From a little transposing of the letters of the words: facade & residue. Other forms of the word may be or include: fascidual, fasciduum, fasciduous, fasciduary. • Fasycho: The correct way of pronouncing psycho. Clearly. Logic is not required. THINK ABOUT IT. • fat as Bear Hugger: [Nintendoism, coined after a character originally from the 1985 arcade game Super Punch-Out!! who weighs 440 pounds] Weighing at least 400 pounds. Having a BMI of at least 60.0. Extremely morbidly obese. (Bear Hugger can also be a term for an extremely obese person.) • fat as a Hutt: fat to the extent of being unable or barely able to walk. • fatchiphobia: n. fear of fat in food causing one to examine closely every food item they are about to eat for trans fat and saturated fat levels. • faux-CD: When someone admits to having symptoms of OCD when you know they are just being an asshole attention whore bag. • fauxdex: An e-book device along the lines of an Amazon Kindle. • fauxgasm: n. a pretend orgasm. • fauxholidologist: n. One who studies nonsense, insignificant or false holidays. • fauxholidology: n. The study of nonsense, insignificant or false holidays. • faux klingon: an ideological supporter of war who has no personal experience therein (Coined by David Wu, Democratic representative from Oregon's first district, to describe advisors to President George W. Bush who supported the president's decision to go to war in Iraq, though they had no personal understanding of what it was like to be in combat.) • fauxliage: A fake plant used for indoor decoration. • fauxmenist: a person who subscribes to feminist ideology, yet reinforces gender stereotypes. • faux-mo: When a generation lacking any clear, unique identity attempts (in inconsistant, questionably sincere and argueably futile ways) to label and define itself and/or it's cultural elements. This is generally characterized by a sort of quiet desperation, thinly veiled hostility and confusion. • "fauxpolarity:" The tendency for Right-wing libertarians and paleo-conservatives on the one hand, and libertarian Leftists on the other, to be regarded as political opposites, when in fact they have much in common on important issues (eg drug legalization, bank bailouts and US foreign policy). • fauxtography: n. 1. A method of creating photographs using photo-editing software to produce an image that appears real or true but is in fact false or misleading. 2. Staging of the subject matter to do the same. 3. The deceptive writing of a photograph caption so as to convey a false understanding of the photograph. • fauxtoshop: A modification of Photoshop to make explicit/acknowledge the bending or manufacturing of visual reality by use of imaging software. -(GoogleIt) • favorited: internet Past and past participle of 'to favorite' - to add to one's web-browser's "Favorites". • favre'd: v. When a person claims they will not show up to an event or function, then shows up unexpectedly at said event. • faxmule: a white-collar crime thief whose crimes are defined by temporarily ingesting parts of office machinery and smuggling them out piece by piece. • featrix: n., abbr. A feature matrix, a table (matrix) showing which features exist in different models or versions of products. (For examples of feature matrices see [8], [9], [10].) • fececoid: A piece of feces. (Used in medical terminology) (The proper or technical term for "turd") • Feathery Stroker: A man who is too gentle, attentive and respectful, i.e. too in touch with his feminine side. Such men include those that do not eat read meat and those who use post-shave balm. From the novel Anybody Out There by Marian Keyes [11] • feem: v., n., pro., adv., adj., prep., conj., art., inter., 1. Any one perceivable action, entity, abstraction, or part of human lexicon. (see rest of dictionary.) Help save the feem wiki: feem • feesum: Any manner of god (or other object of affection) which is absurd and/or nonexistent, and which does not deserve the devotion it receives. Derives from adding vowels to FSM, the acronym of Flying Spaghetti Monster. • FedZilla: Defined; FedZilla is defined as the Federal Government with an out of control appetite for unchecked power, wasteful spending, and political corruption. Fed derived from Federal Government, Zilla derived from out of control monster known as Godzilla. Further defined it is a condition created by elected individuals whom choose to serve their own self interest above the common good of the people whom elect them to office.[FedZilla][12] • feliningund: Unfit for canine consumption. • female rig: To manipulate dishonestly for misandristic purposes. To rig in favor of women or girls. • femicalvism: belief that bald women are beautiful • femachism: belief that women are better than men in all situations • femachista: person with a belief that women are better than men in all situations • femagrapics: Demographics based on the female gender. • femininitarian:: noun A person, especially a man, who believes that women should not fashion themselves after men, thus that women should wear their hair long and wear only conventional female attire. adjective Who believes or that teaches that women should not fashion themselves after men. • femininitarianism: Opposition to tomboyish fashion ideas. The belief that women should not fashion themselves after men, thus that they should wear their hair long and wear only conventional female attire. • femifeticide: The act of aborting a fetus just because it is identified as female, especially in China and India. (British spelling: femifoeticide) • femineonaticide: The act of killing a newborn just because it is a female (usually an unwanted daughter), especially in China and India. (synonym: feminfanticide) • femitonsure: the act of cutting women's hair short; female haircutting or headshaving, especially in female monasticism (term used by opponents of this practice) • femservice: A sub-branch of fanservice; fanservice intended for a female audience • feriaetitis: (n) The state of lethargy or lack of motivation upon returning to work after vacation. Use: "I'm sorry I'm not paying attention, I have a serious case of feriaetitis." • FerPhyism: (n) Portmanteau of Fervent Physicalism. A physicalist belief system that is held with fervour of a quasi-religious quality. FerPhyists want the same tax breaks and social consideration usually accorded only to those with nutty but fervently-held religious beliefs. Also ironically references the Australian word furphy See https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-FerPhyist-Church/116464538515051 • festumerous: Passionate about students' rights • fewteen: a number somewhere around twelve to fifteen (this word is sometimes encountered in the English of native Polish speakers as a natural translation of kilkanaście). Also a synonym for jailbait. That girl is fewteen, I hope she was worth it. • FHNDGNHIFGJ: Adjective used to describe the fear of a boy popping up with scary cookies. • Fickle-feel: The feeling that the person to whom you are speaking is harbouring deep-seated anger and malice towards you, and may be about to do you harm. • fidgeltick: (1) Food that is a bore to eat; anything requiring painstaking and ill-requited effort. (2) A taciturn person, one from whom it is hard to get information. (Gelett Burgess) • fifth-party: (1) Of a video game, developed by an independent non-publishing video game developer and published by any third-party game company (2) Originating from such a video game • fifth-party company: An independent video game developer that develops video games for other companies to publish and does not solely develop for one company. • fiftillion: The number $10^{3*10^{3*10^{150}}+3}$ • fifteenty: The number 150. • figurenude: -n- An object of two dimensional art primarily consisting of a nude human figure. It is not intentionally erotic and does not involve the subject interacting with the viewer, except possibly a casual look. The face is often not shown. (figurenude was first used for photographs, but can be anything two-dimensional.) • fite: Respelling of "fight". • filmanderthal: -n- A photographer still using an ancient, archaic type of chemo-optical image reproduction using a light-sensitive emulsion spread on a clear acetate base that is “exposed,” “developed” and then “printed” using toxic, ecologically-challenged chemicals in a laborious, expensive and time consuming process that nevertheless provides a certain atavistic thrill for some, accounting for it’s shrinking yet vestigial popularity. <Slang: Backwards, old fashioned, behind the times.> (Usage: “He’s such a filmanderthal, he spent all that time and money, and the wedding photos were all dark.”) —Filmanderthaloid (-thô’ löid’) adj. [ME<OE: filmen + OG: -anderthal (Reference to early hominid first discovered in Neanderthal Valley near Dusseldorf, Germany, eventually exterminated by the more modern Digimagnon Man, homodigitus sapiens)] • fillyrics: Improvised words used to fill in for genuine lyrics in a song when those lyrics are unknown or incomprehensible. • fils de pape: Fils d'un Pape (ANGLAIS). blasphème inventée près Scott T. Peters en février 2007 comme équivalent Français-Canadien au blasphème anglais, son of a bitch, une personne réprehensible. syn: trou de cul. • Final Fantasy whore: A Final Fantasy fan who hates games besides Final Fantasy games and/or people or organizations who object to or have any dissenting views about Final Fantasy games. • finocracy: A system of government in which the greek prefix demos (person; the people) underlying a #REDIRECT [[13], is substituted by 'fin'; a comprehendible root of 'modern' words; a unit of currency (e.g.: money). One man, one vote #REDIRECT [[14]] becomes thus: one (US) dollar, one vote. Cisum.ili.dilm 21:49, 10 April 2011 (UTC) • fingoo: When fingers get stuck in a gel-like goo. • finquel: The final installment of a series of works; chronological finale. • FLART: When you are flirting with a girl or guy and you fart. • fip: (v.tr.) To transfer funds electronically. • firee: A person who is being fired. • first cousin once preceding - A parent's first cousin. (Unlike the term first cousin once removed, this term specifically does not also alternatively mean a first cousin's child.) • first cousin once succeeding - A first cousin's child. (Unlike the term first cousin once removed, this term specifically does not also alternatively mean a parent's first cousin.) • first cousin twice preceding - A grandparent's first cousin. (Unlike the term first cousin twice removed, this term specifically does not also alternatively mean a first cousin's grandchild.) • first cousin twice succeeding - A first cousin's grandchild. (Unlike the term first cousin twice removed, this term specifically does not also alternatively mean a grandparent's first cousin.) • fiscalize: Also "fiscalise". Transitive verb. 1. To publicly control, supervise and inspect on state revenues or budget asignations. Also relative to the management of public funds. After several corruption scandals the Chancellor of the Exchequer has decided to fiscalize all public agencies. 2. In specific contexts it can be used as a synonym of "control". Etymology; originary from the latin noun "fiscus" meaning public funds. • fishful: wishful for fish. • fither: the motion of a feather as it falls, one may also fither through a crowd. • fittle: (v; verbing of FTL) To travel faster than the speed of light. (Used repeatedly in Ken MacLeod, Newton's Wake,[15], Tor/Forge (2004), ISBN 0-765-30503-8.) • Fixed BuyOut Certificate (FBO): n. A financing instrument issued by a company which either (1) is associated with a debt instrument (a promissory note) and which recites the face value of the associated note or (2) recites an amount (without reference to a promissory note) whereby, in either case, the FBO will be paid on a contingent basis when triggered by one or more events (usually a volume of production and sale of a product made by the company) at some multiple of the sum recited. When associated with a note, the face value of the FBO is discounted by the amount of the note if the note has been repaid before the FBO has been triggered. When not associated with a note, the payee is usually an employee, a consultant or a vendor of a product or service used by the company. The payout of FBOs is commonly made over a period of several years after it is triggered. Regardless of the buyout rate, the triggering event(s) is usually the same for all the FBOs issued by a company. The buyout rate for a given FBO normally is a function of the risk at the time it is issued. For a startup company, the buyout rate normally decreases with time until the company qualifies for routine commercial lines of credit. Initial buyout rates can be high (40:1). FBOs allow investors to realize a fixed profit in relation to the risk assumed without the company having to go public (an IPO). If not triggered, an FBO with a note preserves the investment/(unsecured) loan. FBOs are general, contingent debt obligations of a company and avoid the dilution of equity. • fizber: (n) Is short for "FSBO (pronounced as "fizbo") seller", "For Sale By Owner Seller". It's used to describe home owners who sell their homes and land by themselves and don't use a realtor. • fjact: (n) A statement that is presented as fact to prove a point in a discussion, especially an Internet discussion, but that is actually unverified and may not be true. • flairsome: (adj) with flair. • Flargh: A general annoyance word. It may be substituted for a annoyed growl, up to substituting for a curse word. • flasciphobia: Fear of bottles. • flatgez: An emission of digestive gases from the anus. (Used in medical terminology) (The proper or technical term for a "fart") • flatty: a flat-screen TV. • flatuphobia: Fear of flatulence. • flaugh: a fake laugh, usually derived from tedious social encounters. "Emi flaughed when Ebert told her he may have had to much cocaine for lunch" • fleasure: pleasure from flirting. • fleege: a group of co-workers who socialise outside work but are not actually friends • flegging: The act of creating really long posts. • Flip a marble: A compromise. Rather than flipping a coin and arriving at a firm conclusion one would "flip a marble" to compromise. Provided by: Doug Snyder • flirtexting: [noun] the use of a mobile phone to send text messages via SMS between you and a person you would like to date or are currently dating (i.e.; someone you would like to make out with or are currently making out with). These texts normally contain flirty, witty banter that typically leads to a date. • flune: [noun] A 4d hyperplane; an infinite set of points extending in four dimensions. It is the 4d analog of the line (1d), plane (2d), and realm (3d). Also called a tetrealm. See the chart under tetraspace. • flickle: the emotional state of a Netflix user who is no longer sure they want to watch the movies they have added to their account, ushering in a frantic session of queue re-ordering. • floordrobe: The part of a teenager's bedroom where garments are stored, invariably in an untidy heap, often occupying the space between the bed and the door or window. • Floridiot: [n, derogatory] A Floridian; used to imply that Floridians are idiots. • "Flo Cag": [verb] To trip someone who is walking in front of you by kicking their downward moving foot into the persons other leg. Primarily used in southeastern American schoolyards. Also known as the "cag" when used hastily. • Flunctionary: A flunky given a functionary role, or a functionary who acts like a flunky. • Flurghenshneid: The act of interrupting silence with a silly and meaningless word. • "Fjong": [n] A penis standing straight up in the air; half boner [v] to graze a boner • Fluyiqa: someone who takes pride in being strange or different. • FML: Fuck My Life • fml: fuck my life • Fnuggle: [verb] A Typo of the word snuggle. - To hug: I like to fnuggle my ducky. • fobia: fear of misspelled words. • foodgasm: a sense of euphoria following the consuption of a delicious food item: "I snackerbated until I had a foodgasm." • Fooding: A term used often as Internet slang or in use as an 'Away Message' which indicates that, someone away from their computer, is engaging in the process of finding, preparing, or consuming food.  Example 1 - "Screw Homework...Gone Fooding." Example 2 - Steve was hungry after he returned home from work, so he went fooding. Example 3 - Herb typical goes fooding at Lia's, they have great pizza.  • fooditate: I'm not eating, I'm fooditating. Some epicures prefer to fooditate rather than meditate. • foop: feces that fishes produce. Fish + poop = foop. Properly used as a curse. • forgetitude: The act of forgetting a now-famous word you yourself coined. • Forgotograph: A photograph taken during periods of high inebriation, which one will not remember later or: the act of taking such a photograph ie. "Did you check out the Saint Patrick's day photo album? Loads of forgotographs in that one." • Foron: A mixture of the words forum and moron, said by Falerin Ardendor on the Adventure Quest forums. It is a general name for people who try to annoy others on forums. • formatory: Formatory thinking is insensitive to context - dealing with superficial form only, not essential content/meaning. 'Black and white' concepts only. Repeating what you've heard as your own considered thought. (Term used in work of Gurdjieff.) • fourteenty: The number 140. • FOXygen: n. The heady mix of partisan hackery, character assassination, and manufactured outrage. Coined by John Stewart on his Daily Show, May 12, 2011, as a protologism describing the kind of orchestrated disinformation that is continuously aired by the FOX News television network. Example: "Jon Stewart again smacked Fox News for its fury over Common’s White House appearance, pointing out last night that only huffers of “Foxygen”—“the heady mix of partisan hackery, character assassination, and manufactured outrage” — would be bothered by the rapper’s performance." • fraff: An alternative to the word 'pussy' or 'fitties'. Can be used to refer to one or more than one attractive, or if you prefer un-attractive counterparts. Example: "thats a nice piece of fraff there tony" "truelife donny, its like a fraff farm here today". • frankenstein: v. To create an object using unrelated components. n. an object so created, sometimes referred to as a monstrosity. • Fridaily: every Friday • fridiculous: Combination of "Frickin Ridiculous", an American slang phrase. It is used to express succinctly, something that is extremely ridiculous. "Tom's absurd comment about world politics was fridiculous." This adjective's first use was proposed by an online author from the USA the fall of 2009. • friend girl: slang expression used by African American women to relate to their closest friends • friendcest: Sexual relationships occurring within a group of close friends who are not necessarily dating. • frillion: An unspecified large number. (From a Dilbert Cartoon: "Today the company restated its earnings from 'a few frillion' to 'a loss of 1.3 billion'") • Frinight: A Friday night. • frontch: To smoke marijuana. Commonly associated with Tim Nugent. Ex. "Hey Tim do you want to frontch?" • frood: awesome, really together guy. First used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. • FSP: acronym for "filthy street person" • fub: Low-intensity insult to describe someone prone to restricted behaviour ie. "Don't be such a fub, Puddlesworth." • fuck nut: an offensive term. General useage as a derogitory term for someone who is being a jackass or dickweed. • fucksafe: used to describe a male or female who does not have an STD. • fuckton: a very large amount; also metric fuckton: an even larger amount. • fugle: a futile search of the Internet, e.g. for references to self-created protologisms, etc. (see "Autofugle"). • fukudaed: having been in a loop of disconnecting and reconnecting from a chat room or IRC. This often leads to a jumbled up conversation - leading to misinterpretation of the context.(e.g. "Sorry guys, I got fukudaed.") • funnic: Finding humor in and/or mocking the common mistake of confusing the words ironic and coincidental • funny man's fury: n. Comedians who, when hecklers interrupt their act, fly into a furious, vitriolic and uncontrollable rage. • funplex: (n) A building in which a variety of activities are available, such as bowling, games, and jungle gyms. Formed by blending and clipping “fun” + “(com)plex”. • funtastic: (adj) Being fun and fantastic. Formed by blending of the words “fun” and “fantastic”. • funth: State or quality of being fun. • fushi: (n) A sushi-like roll but without the raw fish. Formed by blending and clipping (blending/clipping of "f(ake)" and "(s)ushi"). • fussdirag: (n) A former US supported dictator internationally reviled for acts of genocide. • futerminal: A goal or point in the future that does not yet exist. • futurely: in the future • future nostalgia: A vague longing for a time in the future when all technology will be perfected and not be the subject of constant change. • fuze: phonetic spelling of fuse, most commonly associated with the drink company. • fuzzline: An ill-defined or flexible deadline, or one which is tightly defined but in language which does not clearly translate to timescales, dates and times, e.g. "We need this stuff done before John asks why it isn't ready". • fwap: (v) to smack someone across the top of the head • FXtravaganza: (n) a movie whose sole purpose is to showcase new special effects techniques, often at the expense of other elements, such as storyline or plot. (alternate spelling: effextravaganza) • fyrinatical: (adj.) Used only partly correctly, e.g a kettle being used as a water storage compartment (the original design brief of the kettle was for it to boil amounts of water, not store it. It is partly correct however to store water due to that both instances require the movement of water into the kettle) • fzgoogolplex: The number that is a googolplex to the power of a googolplex ## G English : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZotherunsorted • Gabbit: A portmanteau to describe the relationship between Cheeky Girl Gabriela Irimia and Lembit Opik. • gadj: A container that holds a liquid, i.e. a bottle with water is a gadj, but a bottle without anything is a bottle. • gadgetrix: A woman who, although striving to own every latest electronic device to hit the market, has very little knowledge of how to use these devices. • gamer rebellion: A rejection of or an attempt by or on behalf of the gaming populace of a given country to dispatch an established authority in response to a law that bans or restricts electronic gaming. • gamer revolt: A gamer rebellion. • gamocedeiaphobia: Fear of attending weddings and funerals. • Ganoungdrum: n. an intricate and difficult problem requiring the involvement of multiple extremely opinionated participants. [alt. spelling: ganungdrum] • Gappers: A Canadian word expressing shock or surprise. (i.e. Gappers! My aunt has turned into a tuna fish!) • garboyle: A harmless Pokémon, esp. one appearing in the Super Smash Bros. series. • gargamel: An annoying artifact stuck in the throat causing a persistant need to clear the throat. Ex.: Popcorn kernel, pubic hair, etc. Saying that you have a gargamel (the evil one on the smurfs) is not a good thing and nothing to be taken lightly. • garp: noun - The cardinal direction in the opposite direction of polar rotation (rotation along the polar equator). The opposite direction is marp. Distance towards marp or garp is measured in laptitude. • garriage: A marriage between two men. • gayborhood: An area of a city or town characterized by a prevalence of homosexual residents, tolerance of open homosexual relationships, and/or predominantly gay/lesbian bars, restaurants and other business establishments. • gayconomics: Economics influenced by homosexual lifestyles, cf. [16]. • gaysauce: homosexual impressions or intentions. This room is full of gaysauce. • geekosphere: The area of expertise in which a geek or group of geeks operate. • "gefritish": n. A creole mixture of German, French, Italian and English, spoken by tourists in parts of central Europe (eg Switzerland, Austria, northern Italy). "Gruess Gott. May I have uno biglietto pour l'autobus, s'il vous plait? Danke." • genderfriend: n. [< gender + -friend (< boyfriend/girlfriend).] A boyfriend or girlfriend. • gender rage: Rage due to a mistaken impression of mistreatment as being sexist in origin. • geneset: The particular set of genes an individual of any species receives at the moment of conception. Excepting identical twins etc, this is normally unique. • genetealogy: genetic genealogy • Genrelization: The tendency to respond, in the same way to different but similar categories of communities that are characterized by a particular style. • geocide: Destruction of a population through geographic relocation. Forcing the Diego Garcians to return to an island where they cannot provide for themselves would be an act of geocide. • geographile: One who likes geography. • Geo-tard: n. \geō-ˈtärd\ (Slang) Derived from; A: Unable to Determine Direction B: Geographically, Spatially, Globally, or Topographically Unaware of Location C: Always Lost - Definition of Geo-tard - 1.) A person who can not determine North from South or East from West. 2.) A person who gets lost in a parking lot with GPS assistance. 3.) A person of such profound ignorance determining direction, that they are "lost" as soon as they step off of their front porch. • gerfarble: vb. to make something strange (i.e. Google Translator gerfarbled my Italian website when translating it into English!) • "gefritish": n. A creole mixture of German, French, Italian and English, spoken by tourists in parts of central Europe (eg Switzerland, Austria, northern Italy). "Gruess Gott. May I have uno biglietto pour l'autobus, s'il vous plait? Danke." • gerimug: vb. action of one who mugs and robs The Elderly and The Frail. From "geri" Gk: "geras" meaning old age & thieves slang: "mug" to attack and rob. • gerimugger: n. one who attacks and robs The Elderly and The Frail • gerimugging: gerund & adj. describing the action of one who mugs and robs The Elderly and The Frail. • Getsuga Tenshou: A very powerful technique that if used by a much more powerful being, it can be very overwhelming. • get an early boot: 1. To be terminated from employment near the hire date. 2. To be eliminated from a competition near the start of a season of a reality television show. 3. To be eliminated from a competition earlier than he or she deserves. (Synonyms: get an early chop, get an early sack, get sacked early) • get dead sacked: 1. To be terminated from employment by a unanimous decision. 2. To be eliminated from a competition by a long shot (or a significant viewer vote margin from the other contestants) or as predestined. • get the first boot: To be voted off on first episode of a season of reality television show competition or a specific round in such competition. (Synonyms: get the first chop, get the first sack, get sacked first) • get an untimely boot: To be eliminated from a competition earlier than he or she deserves. (Synonyms: get robbed, get lynched. Usage notes: The former is a more general term, while the latter implies biased or racially motivated eliminations) • giftswapper: n. "The shameless gift swapper who swaps the cards on wedding gifts etc, placing his/hers on the biggest or most expensive gift in order to ingratiate himself with the bride and bridegroom. • giclairune: A unique digitally created "painting" -- not a copy of a previous work or one of a series (commonly called "giclée"). • gigantiticus: Bigger than gigantic. • gigennium: A period of a billion years. • gihugic: A blending of the words "Gigantic" and "Huge," used to describe something bigger than huge or gigantic. • giogenesis: Male birth • gingerphobia:An irrational or obsessive fear of ginger people. • ginormous:Larger than enormous or gigantic. • giraffiti: Vandalism spray painted very high. • girasas: a kingdom of nature relevant in human evolution, defined for use in the seven race theory of evolution found in THE SECRET DOCTRINE by H.P. Blavatsky. Current work by Brenda Tucker at http://www.homestead.com/theosophy/ascension.html • girlcott: A counter-boycott. • gismo tom: Modern day Peeping Tom using electronic technology to peep upon women. • gitmo hick: One seeking to serve a cause, when events overtake them and they find themselves imprisoned, justly or unjustly for a lengthy time, in a foreign gaol. From Gitmo, the nickname of the U.S. military base at Guantamo Bay + hick(s) from David Hicks, a prisoner at Gitmo) • givocracy: A type of government that subsists entirely on handouts and international aid. see also dinocracy. • gizmowhore: slang for a person who is obsessed with owning the latest technology products with the sole desire to be seen as trendy - not for their utility. Coined by Greg Cuthbert - 8 April 2009 • gknoogledge: knowledge acquired from googling or such activities. • glazernomics: risky & unpopular economic plans (with reference to the Malcolm Glazer takeover of English football club Manchester United). • gleemail: The endless barrage of inspirational emails forwarded by those "special" people you know. Some websites, Snopes.com in particular, also refer to this type of email as 'Glurge'. • globogym: noun - A large fitness facility that derives it's profit from maximizing the number of dues-paying members. These gyms typically feature large numbers of cardio-vascular equipment and Nautilus-style weight stations. This allows members to workout with little supervision or knowledge of form which minimizes both the number and experience level of the staff. • glog was created by the company Glogster and means graphical blog. A glog is an online interactive rich media poster. If you are a participant, you are a "glogger" and if you are in the act of participating, you are "glogging" • glome: noun - Four-dimensional hypersphere. Defined as all points a distance r away from a center point, in four dimensions. It is the tetraspace analog of the circle in planespace and the sphere in realmspace. Its solid version is the gongyl. See the chart under rotatope. • glorious nonsense: "A film, a song, a book, a work of art that seems to be nonsense, but has such strong appeal that keeps drawing you back to it. • glurt: the noise commonly known as an armpit fart. • gourd: verb. The act of pulverizing one's game system, primarily an NES, because the computer cheated. • go back to before: To undo the makeover (done on oneself). To return to one's old appearance (before the makeover). • go back to nature: To return to one's natural hair color or texture. To rid one's self of artificial looks. • go the way of Anakin Skywalker: (1) Star Wars universe. To turn to the dark side of the Force and become a Sith. (2) real world. To fall from grace. To become corrupt. To become a disaster. [17] (3) To jump the shark. To betray one's original values. • go the way of Betamax: To lose the format war and fall out of common use. (HD-DVD has gone the way of Betamax.) • go the way of Cherita Andrews: To be eliminated at the start of a The Biggest Loser season and never earn a spot on the The Biggest Loser Ranch, thus doing the weight loss journey entirely at home or a resort. • go the way of China and India: (1) To discriminate against daughters. To select boys over girls. (2) To give away a child for adoption for being born the undesired sex, especially the female sex. [18] • go the way of Cutthroat Island: To generate a box office revenue that is less than 50% of the budget, especially leading to financial ruin. (Synonym: go the way of Pluto Nash [19]) The movie Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within went the way of Cutthroat Island. • go the way of the Devil: (1) To leave the Christian way of life; to leave the religion of one's parents (2) To become evil or corrupt. To fall from grace. (3) To fall out of one's favor. [20] • go the way of George W. Bush: To cheat one's way into a political office, especially through assisted voter suppression. (Synonyms: go the way of Dubya, go the way of Bush) • go the way of Harrison: To die while holding a political office. • go the way of Hitler: (1) To rule with absolute authority. To rule with an iron fist. (2) To turn into an authoritarian or totalitarian country. [21] (Synonym: rule like Hitler) • go the way of Jennifer Hudson: To get an early boot in the finals on American Idol but manage to be more successful than the winner. • go the way of Kimberley Locke: To be in the top 3 and then get voted off to allow two opposite-sex contestants compete in a finale. (inspired by a results show when on May 14, 2003, Kimberley Locke got voted off to third place to allow two male fellow contestants Ruben Studdard and Clay Aiken to compete in a finale.) (Syesha Mercado went the way of Kimberley Locke on American Idol season 7.) • go the way of Leah LaBelle: (1) To advance to the finals in the Wild Card round then become the first to be voted off in the finals on American Idol. (2) To be the first to be eliminated on a reality competition television show, especially American Idol. (Jasmine Murray went the way of Leah LaBelle on American Idol season 8.) • go the way of the N64: To end up in last place in a console war. (The Gamecube has gone the way of the N64.) • go the way of Nazi Germany: To turn into an authoritarian or totalitarian country. [22] • go the way of Nixon: To resign from political office, especially as President of the United States. [23] • Etymology: based on the fact that U.S. President Richard M. Nixon was the only U.S. President to resign from office. • go the way of Ocarina of Time: To receive a perfect score from Famitsu • go the way of Romeo: (1) To marry or fall in love with someone without consent from parents-in-law. (2) By analogy of the Shakespearean character, to marry or fall in love with someone from a family, party, or country that is opposed of one's own. (Female equivalent: go the way of Juliet) • go the way of Robbie Roseman: To answer the first question incorrectly on a quiz game show. (Greg Lee is the first to go the way of Robbie Roseman on the syndicated version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.) • go the way of Tamyra Gray: To be voted off of a reality show, especially American Idol, with the judges disapproving of the voting results and sometimes shocking the audience. (Michael Johns went the way of Tamyra Gray on American Idol season 7.) • go the way of the vinyl record: To fall out of common use or practice. To become obsolete. [term used specifically in media storage devices] • go the way of the Virtual Boy: (1) To be discontinued from the market after a relatively short tenure; to undergo early discontinuation. [24] (DivX went the way of the Virtual Boy.) (2) To go the way of the dodo prematurely; to go out of business prematurely. (3) Of a television program, to be canceled after having a short broadcast run, especially due to low ratings. (The TV show Prime Suspect went the way of the Virtual Boy.) • Etymology: coined after an event when Nintendo's Virtual Boy was discontinued after a very short tenure. • godbrother: The godson of one's parent: The son of one's godparent. • godly-coddler: an atheist who thinks religion should not be criticized, a faitheist • godsidence: A coincidence that is an act of God • godsister: The female godchild of one's parent: The daughter of one's godparent. • goink: have sex; transitive or intransitive. • gongyl: noun - A glome and all of its inside points. Defined as all points <= radius r away from a center point, in four dimensions. It is the tetraspace analog of the disk in planespace and ball in realmspace. See the chart under rotatope. • gonzales: v. To err irrecoverably. History: Used by bloggers, especially from the liberal and progressive political front, after a number of 2006 and 2007 scandals involving the United States Department of Justice and U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. First known usage by independent blogger Brendan Diamond: "[F]rom the Texican "Gonzales," last name of the attorney general whose boss is sinking faster than a Kennedy-carrying Piper Saratoga II HP because he changed his story as many times as nurses changed Reagan's "Oops, I Crapped My Pants" in the later years[.]"' • goobaire: French for American slang of the word goober. • goob-tard: A person considered goober-ish and also having an IQ of less than 70 (see "Mental Retardation"). • goobtard: See goob-tard above. • goog: a Google result; That's not really a word, it only gets 50 googs; and that phrase doesn't even get a goog. • googleaide: To use any web application owned or created by google, simply because it was by google. "I drank the googleaide and used google groups". • googennium: A period of a googol years. • Googleforsaken: an area of the country so remote Google Earth has no maps of it. Also a person, place, or thing so isolated from the world that Google returns no relevant hits for it. • Googleklutz: (n, also lowercase), a person who has difficulty selecting the appropriate search terms or interpreting a results page when using an Internet search engine, specifically Google. "Don't be such a Googleklutz!" • Googlenope: (plural Googlenopes) a phrase that returns no results when entered between quotes into Google (term first introduced by Gene Weingarten in a May 27 2007 article titled "Zero-Based Journalism" published in The Washington Post (www.washingtonpost.com here) • googlephobia: Fear of the Google search engine. • google virgin: a first-time user of Google • GOOOOG: The hidden Google search term that appears in the Google search bar when clicking on the Web, Images, Video, News, or Maps searches appearing at the top of the Index Status Google Desktop page. (GOOOOG) • googlicious: adj. googliciousness, googliciously [< "Google" + "delicious"] 1. Anything which one has "googled for" (i.e., searched for online) and which, when found, proves utterly delightful. 2. Appearing at the top of Google's search results for your own name or keyword. 3. A site optimized to appeal to Google so that Google will rank it high for specific keywords.' • Googlized: So addicted to the Google search engine that one goes to no other website other than it • Gooligone: "The Castraterati" Individuals who undergo castration as a way of finding deeper spiritual understanding; from "guli" Hindi, (?) through Sanskrit, meaning ball or small sphere + gone. • Goothenasia: the phenomenon of Google attempting to perfect the Web, and instead swallowing and digesting it. Can also be called, “Grey Google,” after grey goo, the runaway nano-replicator doomsday scenario. • gooze: 1. intransitive verb, to become a couch potato. 2. adjective, dedicated to couch-potatoness, i.e. a gooze night. (variant of ooze) • gorf: (v) to eat a large amount of food in a short period of time • gorn: (n), god of random numbers. a random chance generator that seemingly selects the most opportune or in-opportune subject. (ie. to randomly select the one computer that is broken, when you are demonstrating the quality of the machines.) Coined by Jason Ellis and Shawn Allen. • gorned: (v) to have been selected at random at the best or worst moment. • graffiti master: A graffitist whose work is considered to be outstanding. • graphicary: a grouping of images such as artwork, line drawings or photographs, selected according to some protocol and arranged in a coherent, defined pattern; formerly known as a ‘visual dictionary’ • graveyard classic: A mass medium, especially an electronic game, that receive rave reviews at the time of its release, but panned by much later critics. Synonyms: dinosaur classic, dinosauric game, dodo classic, dodo game • gravied: dipped in copious amounts of gravy. • greggroll: (adj) the state in which an individual applies pattern-matching, technology, creativity, and intellect to accomplish a project or goal. This state is always accompanied by sustained intensity levels which are not, but can be, mistaken for manic behavior. This unremitting intensity continues throughout each project phase. Any person on a greggroll will also engage others in project aspects, often causing those individuals to also enter a greggroll state. • green giant: An imaginary type of star that is green in color. • Greenfinger: A maverick, self-appointed protector of the planet, who could force a lot of geoengineering on their own. • gremlineer: made up of the two words gremlin and engineer. An engineer who is put to the task of designing flaws into products so as to shorten their lifespans, resulting in drastically increased profits for the company who hired them. (This term was first coined by David A.Rodgers, Jr. in 2006.) • grooze: Like gooze but with a bed, not a couch. • grouffiti: Very small graffiti written on the grout between wall tiles, usually in public restrooms. • grandling: A child of your extended family, two generations down, e.g. grandchild, greatniece, greatnephew. • Greast (From the Caadain word graeast): Of the furthest extreme • great big hoss: The number equal to {big hoss, big hoss /////.......///// 2} - with big hoss /'s • great gamer purge: Systematic governmental extermination of the video game playing population, especially as a countermeasure against gamer revolt, influenced by video game legislation. [Etymology: patterned after Great Jedi Purge] • grimsical: A dismal and gloomy yet fanciful impulse or idea. • gription: A blend of the words "Grip" and "Friction." Most often used to describe shoe tread patterns or gloves that provide a good grip and create friction with the surfaces it comes into contact with. (Those shoes should give you good gription, even on slippery surfaces.) • grotebega: Disgusting. Amalgamation of gross and rutebega. • GTFO: Internet slang for "get the f*ck out" • gudge: transitive verb, to squeeze in a sexual way. • guitarbeque: An event where guitars are plucked and meat is barbecued. • guitarded: The mental condition of being incapable of coherent verbal communication while playing guitar. • gutmot: The act or acts of providing illegal advice to dead fish. • gutterfag: A term used to describe queer members of the street punk, travel punk, nomadic punk, crusty, & gutter punk scenes. • guybrows: unplucked, bushy eyebrows on a woman • guzzinta: divides into; corruption of goes into to; Example: 3 guzzinta 6, twice. • guzzintas: the division table; Example: Jethro knows his guzzintas. • gymnocatastolia: Repression of nudity. Nudity taboo. • gynediacrisis: Discrimination against females. • gynegraphics: Demographics based on female gender. Femagraphics. • gynenym: The female version of a name or item. • gynemacrotrichism: The belief that women should wear their hair long. (Synonyms: cesariatism, femicesariatism) (Antonym: gynecontetrichism) (See also antigynepantelonism) • gynomonasticism: Female monasticism. • gynophobogen: A person (especially an authority figure), organization, or thing (such as a law, policy, advertisement, or public service announcement) that sows fear of women into men's hearts, or that causes men to live in fear of women. VAWA, 498A, and the Domestic Violence Act of India are gynophobogens. • gynophobogenic: That sows fear of women into men's hearts; that scares men or boys away from women or girls. Domestic violence laws are gynophobogenic. • gynophobogenism: The act of scaring men or boys away from women or girls, by means of legislation, policies, directives, propaganda, or public service announcements. • gynophobogenize: To scare men or boys away from women or girls. ## H English : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZotherunsorted • haircute: a haircut or trim done in a stylish manner that has positive results for the wearer • haiwangphobia: Fear of the planet Neptune • halenize: To make significantly cooler through a laborious process involving a guitar. • haliothanesia: n. The destruction by submersion of atolls and small islands due to global warning causing rising sea-levels; from the Greek : "halio": sea or sea water, "than": death, "nesia": islands. • hallephant: a large person who obstructs the flow of traffic in a hallway • hallucinorevelatory: being inspiring or revealing wisdom through a hallucinogenic experience. As in "The LSD induced a hallucinorevelatory experience when it all became clear that things were not as they seemed." • hammle-step: the halting gait one has when walking on an inoperative escalator; from hammle, a Yorkshire dialect word meaning to walk haltingly & step. • hamster fight: a war between two very small countries, or a conflict between two very low-level employees at a company. Josh-Levin 02:07, 10 March 2008 (UTC) • hamtoucher: a word choice or usage which its audience cannot consider to be offensive, but which is obviously intended that way • hangry: To be both hungry and angry, often as a result of being very hungry. • Haphaest: to create or invent something new. (from the Greek god Haphaestus, a blacksmith) • haripogh: adj. Totally Fuckin Bitchin • harlech: A proposed unit of inverse fuel economy, equal to one liter per 1000 kilometers, named for the late Lord Harlech, a fierce opponent of oil-barrel politics. Josh-Levin 04:56, 16 January 2012 (UTC) • harsp: adj. Peppery; the quality of some foods often referred to as "Hot. Temperature-hot? No, spicy-hot." • hategoat: [Portmanteau of hate and scapegoat] To blame an entire class of people for societal ills. • have one's cake and have it fed to one: To demand, force, or shame someone to give or provice two or more things that are not mutually compatible. • hawesome: a variant of awesome which includes the pronunciation of the implicit "silent h". It describes something with the characteristic of being exceedingly awesome. • HD holdout: (1) a person or household who does not yet own an high-definition television set. (2) a currently running television program that is broadcast in standard definition after 2005. (3) television station that still broadcasts local news programming in standard definition after 2005. • Head Cop: Slang phrase for Thought Police. • headnodic, headnodic beats: Term used by the Pandora music service to energetic downtempo/midtempo beats – “Beats that are too quick to slow-dance to, too slow to really get down, but still make you want to move your body.”[2] From head nod + -ic, possibly influenced by hypnotic. • heal Rapunzel: To advocate in favor of long hair for women. • heaty: looking suspicious • Hecto-buss: noun,The name for the ball one plays football with. "The hecto-buss was thrown into the inzone for a touchdown." • heitochec: The failure to use apostrophes. • heito'ex'yus'a: The overuse of apostrophes. • heitophobia: Fear of apostrophes. • helmet boy: A Soldier who is out of uniform. • heneicosaphilia: Use of, or the love of the number twenty-one; e.g. Blackjack card game, 21 gun salute, legal drinking age, 21st Century, and a lucky number in general. • heptadekaphobia: Fear of the number 17 • heptaphilia: Love of the number 7 • Herk: to throw, usually a long distance. "I bet you can't herk your football over the fence." • herking: very large, usually modifies the word big, and using contracted to herkin; presumably derived from Herculean • hermitise: To become a hermit • hescalate: the feeling you have when walking on inoperative escalator; from a blend of hesitate & escalate. • "Heteropedia": an on-line interactive encyclopaedia that is the opposite of Wikipedia in terms of its policies: eg unorthodox opinions (including wild conspiracy theories and fringe theories) are encouraged, peer-reviewed academic sources are strictly prohibited, etc. • hexadekaphilia: Love of the number 16 • hexadekaphobia: Fear of the number 16 • hexology: A series of six related dramatic, operatic, or literary works • HidgeSplingFlungDung: A word that will completely flumox a person on a call centre help desk if you claim this is your surname. • Hilaritorious: Used to describe the posessions of one who is hilarious. Originally used to describe the innards of hilarious comedians. Dane Cook obviously has more hilaritorious glands than I. • Hiltonesque: To have or embody a skank-like, embarrassingly vacuous, disturbingly materialistic personality/existence. example 1: Anyone using the word “hot” to describe an abstract thought or to describe anything other than the temperature of a substance or the relative sexual attractiveness of a human. example 2: Paris Hilton • hinkle: To hook or link elbows with another person, (as in an alternative to holding hands). • hippiphobia: Fear, hatred, or dislike of hippies, flower children and anyone wearing army pants whilst using the term "Corporate America" in a desparaging manner • hippicrite: one who acquires hippie beliefs, dress, and tendencies in order to be liked or esteemed • hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian: pertaining to a very long word. • hippup: A yuppie with hippie values. • hithimto: Masculine form of hitherto, for use in talking about masculine subjects; something up to that time that was masculine (or more masculine than feminine). • hitwealth: Is the wealth that is adquired by the hits that a website/blog recives wich can then later traduce to money, fame or recognition. • hizzle: Is the slang term fo yo momma • hoboglyphe: Any one of a number of pictorial symbols used by hobos to communicate information about their surroundings to other hobos. • hodrithmics: Study of the quantitative aspects of travel. From the Gk words "hod' meaning way; "arithm": number and "-ic":pertaining to. • ho-go sneak: n. Public figure, often a politician or preacher, who campaigns against the evils of promiscuity and prostitution, only to be arrested by police whilst soliciting prostitutes for sex. • holinight: the nighttime pertaining to a holiday. • hom: A gender-neutral form used in place of Mr. or Ms.. Abbreviated "Hm.". • homachista: a person with belief that men are better than women in all things, as opposed to femachista. • homodiacrisis: discrimination against homosexuals. Heterosexism. • homagraphics: demographics based on male gender. • homogenism: the doctrine that intergroup differences are perceived as dangerous and centrifugal and in which a society believed to be best is suggested to be one without intergroup differences. (Of British origin. Coined by its opponents.) • homophilia: The love of homosexuals. • homophobophobia: 1. the fear, abhorrence, discrimination, prejudice, and all other perceived bias and intolerance against political, religious, spiritual, and/or other groups who demonstrate signs of disagreement or confrontation of - or even the desire to help or restore to wellness and good health persons living with - homosexualism, or against those challenging the medical condition of homosexualism itself 2. The unmerited or erroneous perception, classification, allegation, or name-calling of persons displaying certain characteristics - based on their religious, spiritual, political, or otherwise personal preference - as being homophobic 3. The fear of being, or appearing, homophobic 4. Deleting a WikiMedia article in regards to homophobophobia • honyakker: a Japanese-English translator. Plays off the the Japanese terms "honyaku" (translation) and "nihongo" (Japanese language), and the English word "yak" (talk informally). • hooraytio: the proportion of time for which an event inspires viewers to make celbratory exclamations. Also spelled "hooratio". • horder: In the sport of park golf, a device designed for the carrying of one or more balls • horrocious: horrible and atrocious • horrideous: magnamegosphorously ghastly to such extent that you must cringe at the sight or thought. • hotcho: a person who is in strong belief that they are superior to others by partaking in ridiculous and outgoing actions/speech. • Hotdogs: Dean Iapichello • hottiemeister: Master of hottness • hu: (english) A gender neutral pronoun. • humalicating:: To humalicate. A young child playing nicely with a group of friends. Created by Phoebe Brooks, almost 6, Farnham, Surrey. September 2008 • humangous: (english) Extremely massive • humey-toon: A "human" cartoon character, in an animated cartoon or cartoon series whose characters are mostly anthropomorphic animals who behave like humans. Elmer Fudd is a humey-toon, but Bart Simpson is not. • humobot: n. The offspring of a male human and ildrobot. See androbot and ildrobot. • humon: n. A human who is learning to live as one with humanity and earth. • humpday: Wednesday • hunormous: pronounced HUE-NORM-US, both huge and enormous, simultaneously. • hurt Rapunzel: To advocate in favor of short hair for women. • hydrochronic: extremely potent hydroponically-grown cannabis • hydrotheism: n. (from the greek hydro, water & theos, god) names the religion that says that water is the founding element of life and creation's main tool. This religion was founded in the year 2000 in Paris, France by Laurent Lucien. • hyglyx: A plural term to describe the decorative patterning used in the art style Arte Mecco. • hyperclink: a URL possessing an obvious mistake. • hypercylinder: noun - An n-dimensional cylinder. Hypercylinders are formed by extending or rotating lower-dimensional hypercylinders into higher dimensional space. In realmspace there is only one hypercylinder, the cylinder. In tetraspace, there are two hypercylinders: the cubinder and spherinder. • hyperlightning: a very powerful bolt of lightning, sufficiently strong to leave marks or trenches in the ground. (Similar phenomena created events ranging from the destruction of the Tunguska meteor to the Grand Canyon.) • hyperplane: noun - An infinite set of points extending into n dimensions. A one dimensional hyperplane is a line, two-dimensional is a plane, three dimensional is a realm, and four-dimensional is a flune. A hyperplane of n dimensions intersects a plane of n+1 dimensions into two parts. See the chart under tetraspace. • hyperpolcorism: Excessive or extreme political correctness, especially to the point of discrimination against historically dominant demographic groups. • hyperpolcorist: An overly politically correct person or organization • hyperpolcoristic: Overly politically correct • hyperstruction: Hyperstruction (haI pə(r) strAk’sən) n. 1 a portmanteau of ‘hyper’ (over, beyond, above measure) and ‘instruction’ (the action of instructing or teaching) meaning a whole (complete) participation in the learning process by a(n) instructor(s) and student(s) in an environment that breaks down instruction to a common participative synergy via augmentative technology. 2 a situation where metastruction is performed. e.g.: The Hyperstruction Studio at UC Riverside has no single point of instructional control. • hypochristian: A Christian that purports to be very religious and a follower of their faith, but in reality acts or promotes an agenda that is counter to Christian doctrine. An example at the extreme would be any priest that molests children. More commonly, it is the everyday Christian that is devout on Sunday at church service, but at any other time might be deceitful, intolerant, compassionless and corrupt. Any Christian that sees themselves and their religion as morally superior. • hyporiotachytetism: the posting or attempted enforcement of unreasonably low speed limits and its effects • hypostatics: [Noun] Derived from Greek hypostasis = person. The (proposed) subdiscipline of ontology dealing with the idea of being-as-person. Contrast with physics, derived from Greek physis = nature, dealing with the notion of being-as-nature. Added, though not coined, by RevDJordan. — (google:hypostatics) ## I English : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZotherunsorted • -iden: [suffix, forming a negative present participle] Not …-ing, when one should be: Jake is working, but I'm workiden. [Influenced by -ing and Japanese -ません (-masen).] • IANAHG: [initialism] “I Am Not A Hindu God” (I can't do that because I don't have four arms). • iceberger: [noun] A person who lives on an iceberg, or in a hollowed out one. [From iceberg and -er, or a blend of iceberg and burgher.] • ickified [adjective] To have been thoroughly shocked or disgusted to the point of undesirable physical or emotional consequences. (Coined by BriteEyez 01.01.2009) • ideasplurge: [noun] A fast-paced, nonjudgmental sharing of initial ideas; a brainstorm. [From idea and splurge.] • idiocracy: [noun] A country run by idiots. [From idiot and -cracy.] • IDKWITA: [initialism] “I don't know what I'm talking about.” • Iechobadiacrisis: Discrimination against Jehovah's Witnesses. • Iechobaphobia: Prejudice against Jehovah's Witnesses. • Iehovacide: The act of killing a Jehovah's Witness. • igmore: [verb] To continue ignoring. [Blend of ignore and more.] • ignoracist: [noun] One who is a racist and makes ignorant comments; one who is ignorant and makes racist comments. [Blend of ignoramus and racist.] • ignoranus: [noun] One who is both ignorant and an asshole. [Blend of ignoramus and anus.] • ignotively: [adverb] Obliviously ignoring the unimaginable. "He ignotively wandered the hallway." • ignatious: [adjective] Unripe. • ildrobot: [noun] Part female human & part electronic being, designed to live on planets other than Earth. [From ild, an Old Norse feminine affix, and robot; compare androbot and humobot.] • illiterati: [noun; plural only] The illiterate classes. [Blend of illiterate and literati.] • imadjinn: Special form of a mythical or supernatural creature or spirit with immense power • IMT: [initialism, noun] “Inappropriate man-touch”. Contact (accidental or not) between men that can be construed as at least semi-gay, e.g., an accidental brushing of hands while walking side by side or any contact while having to share a hotel bed on a business trip. • IMese: [proper noun] The language of instant messaging, including emoticons, initialisms, acronyms, contractions, abbreviations, and substitutions used by people doing real time synchronous (like a phone call) instant messaging to communicate tersely. • impecculate: [adjective, of an argument; blend of impeccable and immaculate] • imvirtue: [noun] A vice. [From im- and virtue, by analogy with impatience.] • inbedification: [noun] The self-amusing enlightenment to be found by appending "in bed" to the end of the message one finds inside a fortune cookie. • inclusexual: [noun, adjective] Identifying one's sexual orientation as inclusive of all human beings. [From inclusive and -sexual.] • incommodocado: [adjective] Unable to reply (as, to a telephone call) due to an urgent call of nature. [From incommunicado and commode.] • incruit: [verb] To recruit via the Internet. [Blend of Internet and recruit.] • indelusionate: (1) To coerce someone into believing something that is false. (2) To delude by force or authority. To instill, brainwash, or indoctrinate false values, doctrines, or ideologies onto someone, especially subordinates by force or authority. To force or instill false beliefs onto one's subordinates, including by means of threat of punishment or allegations of backtalking. (3) To call for legislation based on false premises or unjustified assumptions. • indelusionation: (1) The act of forcing or instilling false beliefs or ideologies onto someone, especially subordinates. (2) The act of lobbying for legislation based on false premises. • indelusionator: A person, especially a superior, who forces false beliefs or ideologies on others. • indices-absentia: [noun] The absence of the most basic of references in software help sections or user manuals. • ineptotism: [noun] Favoritism granted to buddies, brothers or like-minded people, without regard to their merit or qualifications, usually taking the form of appointment of idiots to high office. [From inept and nepotism.] • indylingo: [noun] Whimsically idiosyncratic pronunciation. • infonazi: [noun] One who is oppressive about information sources; an information snob. [Blend of information and Nazi.] • infosite: [noun; optionally written in all-capital letters] An Internet site, a website. [Blend of information and website; meant to be sleeker and more futuristic-sounding than website.] Also, infopage. • infracide: The act of killing a subordinate by or on behalf of a superior; a homicide committed or masterminded by a superior. • inhibidate: [verb; blend of inhibit and intimidate] An action taken against a sports opponent or military enemy that both inhibits their ability to respond, as well as their desire to respond. • inspectigate: [verb; blend of inspect and investigate] • insta-: See User talk:Language Lover/instaglutination. • instacall: [noun, poker] A situation in poker where it is obvious that one should call. • instapush: [noun, poker] A situation in poker where it is obvious that one should push (go all in). • instipreneur: [noun] The individual who initiates or develops a business venture on behalf of our under the auspices of an institution of higher education (IHE; could also reference initiatives of other institutional entities, such as professional associations, hospital systems, and the like). • instipreneurial: [adjective] Having the spirit, attitude or qualities of an instipreneur. • instipreneurship: [noun] The art or science of developing a business venture on behalf of our under the auspices of an institution of higher education (IHE; could also reference initiatives of other institutional entities, such as professional associations, hospital systems, and the like). • instore: [eye dialect spelling of in store, reflecting its occasional first-syllable stress in advertising] • instract: [verb] To insert between, to interpolate. [From extract, in- being the opposite of ex-.] • insy: [adjective] Of the in-crowd. [Purportedly first used by Terry Gross on NPR's Fresh Air; a citation is needed for this claim.] • intaxication: [noun] Euphoria from receiving a tax refund. [Blend of tax and intoxication.] out last week. • interamous: [adjective] Famous due to the Internet. [Blend of Internet and famous.] • intercest: [noun] 1. Online, usually unintentional, flirtation with a relative; 2. A feeling of flirtation while communicating online with a relative. [Blend of Internet and incest.] • intercuse: 1. To falsely accuse someone of wrongdoing with the intent of having someone suffer. 2. To accuse someone of back talking or use threat of punishment with the intent of forcing false doctrines or values; to indelusionate. (Synonym: interlege) • intercusation: The act of intercusing; false accusation; indelusionation. (Synonym: interlegation) • internected: [adjective] Connected to the Internet: Lara wasn't internected when she went hiking in the mountains. [From Internet and connected.] • internet meme: • internexistentialism: A portmanteau of internet and existentialism referring to the concept that people treat people they have only met in the internet differently than they would someone they know in real life. • Internaught: A term that describes Internet users who really don't have a clue and should not be allowed to participate in the Internet. • interomone: [noun] A chemical produced and released by one species that has an effect on another species’ behavior or physiology. • interphane: 1. The time between concerts, meetings, etc. of a celebrity or diplomat. 2. The period in which performers are backstage. • interwik / interwick / inter-wick verb {{wjargon}} Back formation from interwiki. (IRC 1/9/2008.) • intolerista: leftist and secular activists who are ostensibly advocates of openness, diversity, multiculturalism, and tolerance, but who are in practice viciously intolerant of any ideas that conflict with their own • intouted: [adjective] Involved in, or having had prior knowledge of, a "pump and dump" penny stock "tout" storm: Joe made3,125, being that he was very well intouted when those spams went
• inverstigate: Investigate using reverse engineering principles.
• invisiblize: A verb describing the act of making something invisible. "Oh noes! He's been invisiblized!"
• IOJPO: a popular online acronym for Indifferent Orange Jar-Pickled Orcs, used to effectively communicate to other enlightened individuals of another's stupidity
• iPhoneCalling: accidental and continuous phone call made by unsuspecting iPhone® owner. Most commonly made from iPhone® located in pocket or bag. Use in sentence: "he is iphonecalling me".
• iPodian: Related to an iPod®. A person that uses an iPod®.
• iPodification: the process of making technology simpler or easier to use by reducing the complexity of a device or its user interface
• Iquanism: exonim for the Chinese new religious movement called Ikuantao, I Kuan Tao, Yiguandao or Yi Guan Dao 一貫道.
• ironic elimination: An elimination in a singing or dancing competition show despite positive feedback from all or most of the judges or a great performance.
• irrestringible: Not subject to moral, religious, cultural, or political restrictions; without moral, religious, cultural, or political strings attached.
• irritable vowel syndrome: (Scrabble) the annoyance one feels at having too many vowels on one's rack.
• Islamicide: The act of randomly murdering innocent bystanders in the name of God so as to gain God’s approval to abuse innocent virgins for eternity.
• Islamogynophobia: Fear of or contempt for Muslim women.

## J

English : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZotherunsorted

• jackasshole: portmanteau of jackass and asshole; meaning is self-evident
• jackattack: A golfing term whereby a player misses a getable birdie putt and then in frustration misses the next and possibly has a brain explosion on the next putt for a 4-putt.
• jackboxophobia: Fear of objects suddenly popping out of boxes.
• jackie-slice: A very small slice of a high calorie desert (eg. cake or pie) to avoid overindulgence.
• jalk: to go for a jog, but when you get tired you slow down and walk
• jank: Particularly poor in quality, something particularly poor in quality, or to cause something to become particularly poor in quality.
• japander: to advertise on Japanese TV; a western person who does this
• Japanish: a new take on japanese aka that guy there is japanish and speaks japanish
• Japanonym: Japanese name of something that is known outside Japan
Purin is the Japanonym of Jigglypuff.
• Japtch: Japanese Whisky
• Jar Jar type character: A character who is important to the story but it is poorly received by the audience
• Jebus: the devine being according to Homer Simpson, assumed to be taken from the name Jesus
• Jedus: The Singular form of "Jedi" (one Jedus, many Jedi)
• jeek: A mix between jock and dork.
• jeesh: a group, posse, gang, army etc. Coined by Orson Scott Card in Ender's Game.
• Jerkex: Noun; an ex spouse or significant other who is still part of one's life and exhibiting unlikeable and annoying qualities. "My jerkex is late picking up the kids again."
• Jesi: The Plural form of "Jesus" (one Jesus, many Jesi)
• jiggy-jiggy: A neologism, developed by famed rapper K.Bez, which denotes the prospect of unexpectedly finding unexpected love prospects.
• jillboard: n. Advertising billboards, whose themes feature women or pitch their sales campaigns at women. Female form of billboard
• jintastic: An adjective originated by individuals whos name has the letter combination "jin" in it. Derived from the word fantastic, jintastic is often seen as far greater than fantastic. The most common phrase included with this word is "simply jintastic". Another definition of the word, which is used is (usually in)southeast Asia, is, something great (ie. fantastic) which has to do with people.
• jinxiphobia: Fear of the planet Venus
• jobCogs: employees who are treated as a small or insignificant part of the business that employs them - created by David Palmer.
• jobstyle: the manner in which one conducts his professional life - developed by Laura Parry.
• joeism: - Developed by Jospeh H. A fact read or heard then interpreted and/or exaggerated to be only half true.
• Journeyed: Verb; To be driven past late at night with Journey songs blasted from a car at you. "We Journeyed the hell out of our friend Troy last night."
• Jovertime: Noun; The repeated and excessive working of unnecessary overtime due to poor time management or incompetance usually driven by money rather than a sense of duty.
• joxquiz: (1) A jargon laden conversation or a collective term for a group of geeks having such a conversation. (2) A word learned or created solely for use in quizzes, particularly in scrabble. Quotation: 1998, Michael Fleming, A Review of Research Papers in Violin Acoustics 1975-1993, by Carleen Maley Hutchins, Virginia Benade, The Galpin Society Journal, Vol. 51, July 1998, pp. 221-223 — This does not make the collection into a joxquiz* of no interest or use to the amateur or dilettante luthier or musician. [the corresponding footnote] Joxquiz is used in the sense of being impractical and only of academic interest.
• Juliet of War: A woman who has married a man from a country who is at war against that of her own. Abbreviation: J.O.W. (Male equivalent: Romeo of War)
• jumbo-LARGE: A Buzz word and in-joke created by StrongBad for a road trip he was planning, can be shortened to j-LARGE. Citation:http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail156.html
• jump the couch: to reach a point where one will never be as good as one was
• junioricide: the act of killing a younger person
• Jupiterianism: name for the Roman Neopaganism.

## K

English : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZotherunsorted

• kajdsflkjsd;lfkjad;lk adj 1. emotion. it equals angry confused and bored
• kakrafoonery: alternately kakrafroonery noun 1. discombobulation, a messy situation 2. confusion or chaos Your lies got you into this kakrafoonery, you get yourself out of it. (Note: Kakrafoon is a place mentioned in the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.)
• kakrafroo: noun 1.a mess 2. euphemism for crap You're full of kakrafroo.
• kallsup: noun 1. The act of (accidentally) inhaling water. 2. The water thusly inhaled. [Imported from Swedish.[3][4]]
• Kaloogian: A term that describes a false or out-of-context image used in order to advance an idea. As in, "That photo shown on O'Reilly's show last night was a Kaloogian!" Named for Howard Kaloogian, a California state assemblyman. While running for Duke Cunningham's vacated congressional seat, Kaloogian used an image of a street corner in the Istanbul suburb of Bakirkoy in order to promote the notion that "downtown Baghdad" was "much more calm and stable than what many people believe it to be," blaming the incorrect perception on the media.
• kammryynnize: to give a child a common name with a twisted spelling to set them apart from the pack (Paeter for Peter, Jorden for Jordan, Mitchlll for Mitchell, etc.) The word is a twisted spelling for "cameronize".
• kangorillapig: a rather unattractive young woman.
• karmady: noun [from karma & comedy] those dark humored little jokes, played upon you by life, because you did something inappropriate and you deserve them. — e.g., Treating a restaurant server rudely and then spilling marinara on your white shirt. "Now, that's karmady."
• kata: adverb [greek: "down"] - a term used in some literature to refer to one of the two directions from three dimensional space into four dimensional space. In tetraspace, represented by the vector <0,0,0,-1>. This term refers to the direction analogous to down; the opposite direction is ana.
• Kataang: a "ship" name used to describe the romantic relationship of the characters Katara and Aang in the Nickelodeon series, "Avatar: The Last Airbender".
• kayakaholic: a person who kayaks habitually
• kelemenopy: has never been a real word see
• keming: noun The result of improper kerning. [25]
• kerdaltrous: That puts profits first.
Wal-Mart is kerdaltrous.
• kerdaltry: The act of putting profits first.
• kerviel: A unit of measure for financial losses that are caused by poor oversight or mismanagement. One kerviel is equal to $7.2 billion. "The AIG insurance company today announced a writedown of 1.5 kerviels following a review of subprime mortgage exposures." • Kharmonics: The scientific study of the link between karma and harmonics. Similar to the Human Resonance theory. Word first coined by novelist Kenneth Gardner. See also, alt. sp. Karmonics. • kickfuck: adjective Causing awe or terror. 'The guitar's tone was kickfuck in it's destructive power.' • kill vulture: noun In a multi-player online game, a person who comes late into a fight and kills a player who was already weakened by another player in the battle. 'I was killing this guy on Halo and a kill vulture got me from behind before I could turn around.' • kilogoogle: noun one thousand google results. • kimming, kimmed: "adjective" a term used to describe the act of educating or having been educated in the error of your ways. • kitler: noun a kitten whose markings make it resemble Adolph Hitler, mainly the archtypal mustache. • KLUD:noun A male replacement slang for "slut" or "bitch" • Klyn: noun Slang term for Kings County, or Brooklyn • knellhell: n. Those seconds of helplessness, and the hushed emotion felt, when you realize that someone nearby is about to meet their death and there is nothing you can do to prevent it. For example, a parachutist, whose chute has failed to open, and is plummeting earthwards to certain death. From OE words "knel" a death signal, harbinger + "hell", torment. • knilb: verb The act of opening one's eyes and then quickly closing them again. • knowt: verb 1. Combination of know and note in typed communication. 2. Tacit admission/acknowledgement of the fine line between knowing something and noting it, used in an effort to remind both the typer and the reader that merely noting something, however strongly felt or believed, does not mean it is known. • kongmingesque: adj. Of or relating to Zhuge Liang; omniscient. • kosh: adj. Design with thought and purpose, while not sacrificing aesthetic virtues. • Kroney: Kronenbourg (brand of beer); this term is much used today (2010) by barmen in the UK. Apparently, a 1985 ad campaign said "Have a Kroney with your crony". • krunktastic: adj Amazing in an obscure way. Created because there are no words to describe this, especially one beginning with "k". Ex: That person is magnamegosphorously krunktastic! • kruntanique: adj. 1. Lovely Pronounced: (kruhn-tahn-E-q) Ex: Yes, his role in the book is simply kruntanique! 2. Unbelievable and undescribable Pronounciation: (kruhn-tahn-eck) Synonyms: krunktastic • kryptext: n. The act of sending encrypted text messages. • kwyjibo: n. A big, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin. • 1990 January 14, Nancy Cartwright, Dan Castallaneta, Julie Kavner as Bart, Homer, and Marge, “Bart the Genius”, The Simpsons season 1 episode 2: Bart: [playing Scrabble] Kwyjibo: K-W-Y-J-I-B-O. 22 points. Plus, triple-word score, plus 50 points for using all my letters— Game's over, I'm outta here. Homer: Wait a minute, you little cheater. You're not going anywhere till you tell me what a kwyjibo is. Bart: Kwyjibo. Uh, a big dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin. Marge: And a short temper. Homer: I'll show you a big dumb balding ape! Bart: Uh oh, kwyjibo on the loose! ## L English : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZotherunsorted • laced banana: n. idiom. Someone with mental health concerns who is receiving medical treatment vis-à-vis medication. "My doctor just put me on anti-depressants. I guess that makes for another laced banana." • lagnominimus: Adj. derived from lag (slow) and minimus (Latin - smallest) Pertaining to slow and/or minute movements. • lamprugia: n. An aquatic area which provides refuge for lamprey eels. • language rot: derived from "code rot" (programming term), describes words like "undigital". • language-string: n. A short series of words (5 to 12) which may include any of the following; phrases, short sentences, nouns, verbs and/or adjectives and which is repeated over and over in different languages. The audio presentation of language-strings helps infants (birth to age 2) to become (naturally) multilingual. An example of (the English portion of) a language-string is -- 'red, green, blue...many plum orchards'. • lansingesque: /lænʦiŋ'ɛsk/ - (slang) Marked as a stereotypical resident of Central Michigan. • laptitude: noun [Jonathan Bowers] - Angular distance on the surface of a tetronian planet that measures distance marp/garp from the solar equator. Each laptitude is in the shape of a hemisphere. • laptopless: adjective - The embarrassing state of being without a laptop. • largent: slow to respond • larriage: A marriage between two woman. • lasterday: n. [< last yesterday] The day before yesterday. • last class: Absolutely most inferior in quality or standing. • late-licensor: a person who got his or her first driver's license after the age of 25. • laterwards: From "later" and "afterwards". • laver: noun - A planar body of water in tetraspace or higher, which may have currents flowing in various directions. (laver = lake + river) • Lavengous A word meaning beautifully, curly hair. Much like that of Victoria Millward's. • lawlzz0rz: A form of laughing online, similar to lawl or lol. • lawnmowron: A person who mows lawns, distinct from a machine that mows lawns which is a lawnmower. • lazurious: adjective, from the words Lazy and Luxury: Items or features of a product that are marketed as Luxurious while providing no utility other then to promote laziness. For example two position memory for driver’s seat in luxury automobiles: Which part about adjusting it was too hard holding the switch or deciding if you are comfortable? As well as the electric seat itself. • lazy as Snorlax: Really lazy. • learnings: Use "lessons" or "what [we/you/I etc] have learnt" instead! • leave Rapunzel: To cut off one's long hair. To have one's long hair cut off. • lectotaphobia: n. The fear that ones life is not long enough to read all the great books of mankind; from a blending of Gk "lect-", reading + "taph-", tomb + phobia. • lectotia: n. The wish to read all of mankind's great books; from Gk "lect-", reading + L "tot", all + Gk "ia", state. • lectotum: n. One who read all the great books of mankind; fashioned on factotum. • legpit: (n) colloquial term for the area on the human body at the back of the knee (popliteal fossa) • lemmeletchyahgo: (interjection); A transitory phrase used to get off the phone. • lemming: someone who drives a car everywhere -- till they are killed in a traffic accident. • lepidoptophobia: fear of flying insects. • lerf: to work feverishly at nothing important • lerfer: a person who works feverishly at nothing important • lesbosexual: n. [Note: Coined by Mark Simpson in Sex Terror: Erotic Misadventures in Pop Culture (Harrington Park Press, 2002).] A non-stylish gay man. • lesident: (noun); See lezident • Lesmonia: (noun); An imaginary island that provides a stress free oasis for women. • Lexicon artist: (noun); One who uses weapons of mass description to further their agenda. • lezident: (noun); A lesbian president. A neologism and portmanteau of lesbian and president, meaning or implying a lesbian president, that has seen increased usage in the the context of the 2008 United States Presidential Election race. The term is used as both an innuendo-laden jab and as an empowering label, depending upon the context and the intent of the writer or speaker. Alt spelling: lesident. • Leumi: root word basicaly meaning Light EX: lieumi means to light up • l'Hospitize: To differentiate the numerator and denominator of the ratio of two functions (as opposed to differentiating the ratio by the quotient rule). • librosia: A time, some time soon, when the senses and faculties can be manipulated, allowing a book or other kinds of reading matter to be mixed and blended into a foodstuff , eaten and then read organically. Etymology "Libro: book & (Am)brosia: food of the gods. • lickinoma: a firm ,raised, ulcerative plaque on dorsal aspect of carpus,metacarpus, tarsus or metatarsus from excessive licking/grooming • legislative censorship: The use of the legal system to control freedom of speech. • life date: a long-term relationship • life hacker: a person who can manipulate life as the most skilled hackers can manipulate computers, attaining respect and admiration from one's peers, and spectacular success in many areas of human endeavor. • life twist: (1) a change in direction or expected outcome or future in a person's life. (2) an event that encourages such a change. • likeacool: The compound or multiple-word term created by compounding "like" and "cool". This term can be used to approximate something that is cool (in all senses of the word). It provides a replacement for many phrases which are only trying to approximate "cool". eg: not exactly cool, more or less cool, semi cool, relatively cool, supercool, ubercool, undercool, almost cool. • limpathy: 1. The attention (either genuine or half-hearted) earned by a child's feigned or exaggerated response to a trivial injury. • limpathetic: 1: Adjective used to describe an adult, often a doting parent, who is easily fooled by limpathy. • Linkpimping: shamelessly emailing bloggers with “tips” on link-worthy posts you “discovered” (i.e., wrote), to boost your Technorati ranking. • linespace: noun - One dimensional space; consists of a single line. See the chart under tetraspace. • ling: [verb] To "own" someone with one's verbal skills. Note that the simple past form is formed with d i.e. "lingd", not ed, as -ed implies the sound, /ehd/, not just a straight /d/ sound. • linky: prone to excessive linking • Linsanity: (US basketball slang) [noun] (Etymology: blend of Lin (Jeremy Lin) and insanity) the cultural fad surrounding the overnight rise of Jeremy Lin to being a basketball star. (Notes: This is a global phenomenon, with fandom spread throughout North America, Taiwan and China.) • lion-cat: An imaginary creature that has the characteristics of both lions and cats. • listify: To form a group of variables, definitions, or other data into a list. The past tense is 'listified.' • lite: Respelling of "light". • livewithable: Adjective, meaning a person or object is tolerable in the habitat. • lizardry: The state of acting like a reptile. • llove: Noun/Verb representing the sincerest form of affection. Ex. (One llama to another) "I llove you". • lloyd: Noun/Verb/Adjective n. human fecal matter; v. the act of defecating; adj. 2-inches long. Ex. I'm sorry, but I have to go, it's my lloyd schedule. Ex. Oh hell! I lloyded in my pants. Ex. I have a lloyd lip balm stick. • loat: Unable to smell. This word fills in an important gap by providing a short simple word (like blind or deaf) to describe those who cannot smell. • lobby for Codex: To lobby for legislation based on dangerous or destructive lies, especially with the intent to cause deaths. • lobby for death: To lobby for legislation that can cause many human deaths. To lobby for potentially fatal legislation. • locogic: A combination of the words Loco and Logic. • lockblock: To prevent the unlocking of one's car door by pulling the door handle at the same time the driver presses the unlock button. • lockblocker: A person who prevents the unlocking of a his or her car door by pulling the door handle at the same time the driver presses the unlock button • locktease: (video games) Making a treasure chest visible, but not yet acquirable. • 2013 January 25, “Chest Intentions”, Penny Arcade: Ni no Kuni does something a lot of games do, but we didn't have a word for it. It's when treasure is visible, but not attainable yet. From the people who brought you "bullshots," we bring you... "Locktease." • Lo-Hawk: The type of low "Mohawk" haircut worn by the Tampa Bay Rays. • lollygaggling: lounging/ loitering / dawdling about. eg "I wish you would hurry up and stop lollygaggling about!" • LOLOTOABBOASTIFITKRLN: Internet abbreviation. An abnoxious way of saying "LOL". Stands for "laughing out loud on top of a big bowl of applesauce that I found in the kitchen refridgerator last night." • lomgysal: Acronym for "Like oh my God, you're such a lame". • lonelyth: State or quality of being lonely. • logocrisiaphobia: Opposition to censorship • logixhouse: Storage for collective consciousness in a digital warehouse in the networked matrix • LOSERFACE: A clever acronym used for a term of endearment. The acronym is Lovely, Oval, Smooth, Excellent, Ravishing FACE • Lottle: The antonym of little. "How much icecream do you want?" "A lottle bit please" • lovedom: noun from love + suffix dom; compare kingdom, stardom – the world of love, the totality of loving emotions and attitudes. • lowezing: The act of browsing a DIY / home improvement store without the intent to buy. • ltde: less than desirable experience • ludaltry: Worship of computer and/or video games. • ludeme: A directed set of game mechanics with a goal • lumemoture: n. The process of imaging a radiant energy or light sculpture onto film or digital memory. • lurkership: The group of individuals who lurk on an Internet-based forum • lurpy: A person who is overly sleezy, disgustingly aggressive, or generally freaky when in the company of a person of the opposite sex. ## M English : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZotherunsorted • macroscope: A pair of glasses. • machochista: A person with a belief that men are better than women in all situations, as opposed to a femachista. • maciate: To lose weight. • maciation: Weight loss. • Macintel: A Macintosh computer with an Intel processor • Macnaticism: A fanatical devotion to the Macintosh operating system, leading to the disparaging of all other systems or names associated with those systems, or possibly the people using those systems. Also Macnatic or Macnatical. • macrologue, Noun: A discussion on one topic that takes place between several people, especially when involving online discussions in blogs, groups, and chats. Also used when describing a discussion between members participating in a conference call or video chat conference. Verb-macrologuing, Adj.- macrologuer • macroxenoglossophobia: Fear of long, strange words • ''macroword: a set of abbreviated cryptograms • madmom: 1. verb To successfully modify a process or procedure so that the result bears little or no resemblance to the original. Originally applied to the process of modifying recipes, on the website "Cookstalk" 2. Substituting completely different ingredients or components for what is called for, because you have them on hand and not what the procedure calls for. This is done without regard to similarity to the original ingredient, but with a successful final outcome in mind. • madmomming: the act of modifying a process or procedure • madmommer: a person who frequently or habitually madmoms a process or procedure • maditude: It's when your mad but, don't want to admit so your giving off an attitude. • magical man sparkles: [coined by Valerie Aurora] (Internet slang) A notional quality possessed by men that makes people who ignore what women say listen to them. • 2011 January 24, “A thousand household uses”, Too Busy For Words - The PaulWay Blog, accessed on 2013-04-03: I think Val's absolutely right when she talkes about "magical man sparkles" (don't let me analyze vampire movies right now, though) - men get instant 'blokey' credentials with other men and will heed a comment that would be ignored or criticised if made by a woman. • 2013 February 19, TheHandle, “Magical Man Sparkles”, TV Tropes, accessed on 2013-04-03: My colleague just re-proposed an idea I've brought up fifteen times, but he actually got listened to, due to his Magical Man Sparkles. • 2013 April 16, hawkgrrrl, “A Feminist Primer for Men”, Wheat & Tares, accessed on 2013-04-03: Magical Man Sparkles. The inexplicable power that must be at play when a woman is continually ignored, and then a man says the same thing and is immediately heard. • magmail: Can be construed as any Question and Answer correspondence conducted via a regularly published paper-based publication' ie. newspaper, periodical, journal, magazine, et al. • magnamegosphorous: one step above "very big" or "giant". Used to emphasize something's size without comparison. • magnecule: a molecule containing magnetic bonds • Maiko: a "ship" name used to describe the romantic relationship of Mai and Zuko on the Nickelodeon show, "Avatar: The Last Airbender". • malamanteau: A malamanteau is a neologism for a portmanteau created by incorrectly combining a malapropism with a neologism. Is itself a portmanteau of "malapropism" and "portmanteau". (citations) • mala mater: "bad mother" Parents who, abnegating their responsibilty, blame school and teacher for their children's bad behavior; anagram of alma & L. for bad, defective, wrong etc. • malarious: an aspect of malaria that is humorous or ironic. • male cover: a cover of a song originally recorded by a female artist that is done by a male artist. • maleficial: harmful or bad to someone or something; injurious • malefit: (mal-e-fit) [Opposite of benefit.]n. A disadvantage or risk factor. v. To make worse. • malelegislation: The act of legislating on the basis of false or misleading information or dishonest or hatemongering statistics. • male rig: To manipulate dishonestly for misogynistic purposes. To rig in favor of men or boys. • malker: Slang term for "mall walker." • malum prohibitum sed commodum: An offense that is inherently beneficial but is nevertheless illegal; an offense prohibited on false grounds. • mammockery: n. The action of unqalified and unscrupulous "surgeons" who offer body enhancement surgery to women, usually breast enhancement, causing disfigurement, financial devastation and sometimes death. From a blending of mammock an obsolete word meaning to tear greedily at; mammary and mockery. • mandatoptional: adj. of or pertaining to any item initially described as optional, but which is later found to be mandatory. Example: a college course syllabus listing a certain text as optional, but further instructions either 1) require its inclusion as source material in an assignment, or 2) imply that failure to use the optional text negatively affects grading. First use: the California State University East Bay Concord Campus 2008-2010 M.P.A. Cohort. • man dress or mandress: slang for dishdashah (w:dishdashah) • mangina: 1. A man's feminine side; especially when he's picky, touchy, bitchy, or emotional. 2. Gay sexual slang: The anus of a gay man who likes to be penetrated in anal sex. • Mangina: when a man tucks his penis between his legs in a fashion that makes it seem as if he has a vagina. This trick can be used as a joke at parties or to fool lonely truckers as you drive by them on the interstate • manillion: The number 10^(3*10^ (3*10^30,000) +3) • manizer: A woman who habitually seduces men. • mannequine: n. a distinctly female mannequin. [Fr. mannequin + -e feminine ending] • manpanion: A male partner in a relationship. [26] [27] • manpatch: A small patch of facial hair immediately below the lower lip. Normally shaven in a elongated V or rectangle shape. • manpris: capris worn by a man, they typically look really bad • manservice: A sub-branch of fanservice; fanservice created for a male audience • manuvorous: biting the hand that feeds; also manuvore (noun) • manwhore: a man who sleeps with many women, regardless of their quality • Maratreanism: proper noun. Maratreanism is a cult of the Internet • marfotic: adj. awful; stupidly inscrutable. Maddeningly irksome. For example, Windoze computers are marfotic, but Macintosh computers are terrific! • markeneering or markineering: 1) The process of subverting good engineering practice for the sake of better market potential. 2) The use of irrelevant engineering jargon to improve the marketability of a product or service. GoogleIt • Marlinism: n. "The conduct of an overprotective father (or parent) who thinks that he can protect his child/children from every danger in life. From the film, "Nemo" and the attitude and actions of his father, Marlin. See Marlinism; and Marlin's storge. • marlicious: adj. possesing the qualities of marietta or marietta pleasing atributes • marudischisenhousinlousin: german woman • Marlin's storge: n. The love of a parent who endeavours at all times to protect his child/ren from the dangers of the world; see Nemo's Father & Marlinism. • marp: noun - The cardinal direction in the direction of polar rotation (rotation along the polar equator). The opposite direction is garp. Distance towards marp or garp is measured in laptitude. • Mary Sue: http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/004188.html and http://www.subreality.com/marysue/explain.htm • mash-board: A Web 2.0 style mash-up where the output is a reporting dashboard, an example being a Google maps and Pentaho dashboard mashup - http://www.pentaho.com/images/Google_Dashboard.png • masochismo: n. [Masochism + Machismo] (vars.: maschismo, masocho, mascho) The idea that ones masculinity is tied to the capacity to endure self-inflicted pain. • massive outdated atrophied teaching MOAT: n. traditional tuition-bound lecture hall style post-secondary education under threat of erosion from the rise and spread of MOOCs • mathlete: n. [Math + Athlete] 1. One who excels at solving math problems. 2. One who competes in math tournaments. • matrimonicide: The act of destroying marriages, especially by means of false allegations. • maurasprophotographer: A person who prefers black-and-white photography over color photography • maxation: n. [Monetary + tAXATION] Replacement of traditional modes of taxation with a monetary-policy-based type of government funding (democratic money-creation). [28] • maximoron: A word which made up of two words which mean exactly the same (as opposed to a Oxymoron)Invented by Strong Bad as a description for another protologism he made up (Jumbo-LARGE) Citation:http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail156.html • mavorsphobia: Fear of the planet Mars • MBA vision: a clouding of the judgement of the perceived level of attractiveness of a woman due to man's constant presence in a highly male dominated environment with subpar female prospects • mcbride: n. an untruth told so glibly and smoothly so as to encourage suspension of disbelief • McBush: male given name. A jocular play on "Bush" and "McCain" used to highlight the similarities between McCain's and G.W. Bush's policies. • McChav: Name given to Chav who eats environment destroying burgers • McLiar: nickname. A jocular play on "liar" and "McCain" used to highlight McCain's false attacks on Obama. • McSame: male given name. A jocular play on "same" and "McCain" used to highlight the similarities between McCain's and G.W. Bush's policies. • Meaningism: A faith that affirms meaning as the root cause of action and emphasises its subsequent implications for life, goodness, and human self-realisation. • mearth: an act beneficial to "Mother Earth" such as recycling, conservation, etc, as in "Did you "mearth" that garbage before you threw it out?" (Separate for recyling). Also, Mearthing, or Mearthed. "Yes, I "mearthed" the garbage before I threw it out". • medicorology: n. The study of health and medical treatment at high altitude, mountainous regions of the world; from a blending of L medicine, G oro: mountain & ology. • mediocritist: n. A personality category defined as a person who excells at being mediocre at everything; Generally employed in government. • mediocrology: n. Study of mediocrity, the mediocre. Mediocrologists may, if their studies remain mediocre enough, finally become mediocritists. • medispatiennial: occurring every mid-term election year. • meeble: v. To meander, esp. to move in the most inefficient way possible without recrossing one's path. adj. A course laid out in such a fashion. "It took two hours to go through the meeble maze to the ticket counter." • meefy: (of) an undesirable situation • meese: plural of moose • meetnik: (meet + suffix nik) a person who enjoys meetings and all sorts of administrative events and tries to attend as many of them as possible. Being socially active is one thing, meeting for the sake of meeting is another. I try to stay away from meetniks for whom getting together is an end in itself. • megacroesia: n. Term for nations which suddenly become extremely wealthly, often because of the discovery of huge mineral deposits within their borders, such as oil, gold, silver. From L. "mega" : great, "Croesus": Lydian King of unimaginable wealth, L. "ia" : territory of. • megagaltastic: characterized as having an extensive vocabulary • megennium: a period of a million years. • meioticologism: an offensive or derogatory term • melan-cookie: the (typically whole bag of...) cookies you eat when you feel melancholy • melcryptovestimentaphilia: A compulsion to steal women's undergarments • melcryptovestimentaphiliac: a person who steals women's underwear • melloncolly: a reference to wanting mellons, extreme hunger created by Will • mekennium: a period of a decillion years. • memory fodder: concepts that are to be learned but never used outside an exam context. • Menconianism: censorship on the basis of the literal interpretation of the Bible; Christian fundamentalist censorship, especially in conservative religious groups. (Coined after Al Menconi who exemplified these teachings) • mensiversary: A month anniversary. • mentionitis: the condition of repeatedly interjecting a person, place, or thing into conversation, esp. a romantic interest. • Merfin: A gender confused retard (offensive word) commonly used in the phrase "you merfin" • meritdemocracy: A hybrid of a meritocratic and democratic society, where candidate leaders can only qualify to run for election if they demonstrate inherent caliber in all three attributes of: education, intelligence, and altruistic disposition. Likewise, the individual weight of a given citizen's election vote is evaluated by a societally-determined measure of these three attributes for that citizen. • Merseycide: A mass-execution of Scousers. • mexclamation mark: an upside-down exclamation mark (¡) • 2013 February 4, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, Comedy Central: Now, folks, my guest tonight is the first Latina on the Supreme Court, so to any Hispanic viewers joining us, I want to say "¡Welcome!". And I assure you, that "welcome" has an upside-down exclamation mark in front of it, or as I call it, a mexclamation mark. • Mezheriuezum: Being in the Mezher family by blood or marriage only. • Metaneologism: A word that describes the class of newly-coined words. Like protologism, it falls into the class of words it is used to describe, i.e., metaneologism is a metaneologism; so are protologism and neologism. • Metastruction: n. 1 An individual's participation in a hyperstruction environment. 2 The process of metacognitive realization of a successful transfer of knowledge. Usually used in relation to individual awareness of learning. Group awareness of learning is hyperstruction. • metavation: The process of deciding what to innovate. • metragonist: The mother of a protagonist. A metragonist usually dies before the events of a story. • MG: Someone who thinks they are the greatest person alive, but fail miserably at achieving such. The initials 'MG' stand for mundane gorilla. Someone who is referred to as MG has little to no intelligence, and often lacks even the most basic of skills. • micjigger: A non-specific slang term for any generic object used when in dire need of a word to describe it. (Coined by one Mitchell Ryan McRae) • micrennial: A millionth anniversary. • micro-farm: Micro-Farms or µFarms are pet livestock owners, homesteaders raising their own food and making some direct sales, and small farms grossing under$250K/yr and selling direct to the consumer. (GoogleIt)
• Micropony: miniature Horse or Pony, also sometimes referred to as mini mini.
• Micro\$oft: (informal) Microsoft, the substituted dollar sign implying greedy business practices.
• Micros**t: (informal) Microsoft, the substituted asterisks implying poor quality of their products.
• microtalent: proficiency at some unimportant but momentarily impressive activity, e.g. wiggling one's ears.
• midenphobia: Fear of the number zero.
• middle of the law: The situation, especially a relationship, where one can be at risk of being in trouble with the law. The edge next to the wrong side of the law.
• miggit: A unit of time equal to two minutes. Of particular significance to sporting events; for example, the "miggit warning" in American Football. Invented by 6 year old, Matt Cornelius, of Cleveland, Ohio.
• mite: Respelling of "might".
• millionaireology: The scientific study, that when practiced, results in an individual and/or corporation earning in excess of a million dollars, pounds, or the equivalent in other currency using the World Wide Web.
• millenuple: A thousand times as great;thousandfold.
• Miledaism: exonim for the Chinese new religious movement called Miledajiao 彌勒大教 or Maitreya Great Tao.
• milz: (v) To revisit one's past postings on online web message forums, and retroactively delete the text, replacing it with minimally requisite text allowed by the forum's software, such as "...". (One purpose of milzing one's past postings is to erase evidence of such postings, so as to remove the ability of others to quote you.)
• mind curtain: n. The fears and suspicions that the leaders and people of the former Iron Curtain countries have in dealing with change, such as German reunification, relations with the West etc.
• mindoo: somewhat similar to taboo and thinkoo; the set of ideas an emotions that a person chooses not to think and feel
• mindscious: adjective [pronunciation :mīnd-shuhs ] (Blending mindful focus and conscious action to generate creativity, empowered thinking and effective leadership.) Coined by Mindscious Pty Ltd 1 December 2009. Origins: 1. Subconscious (adj.) , "not wholly conscious" 2. Mindful - mid-14c.from mind + -ful. Related: Mindfulness. 3. Consciousness - c.1600, from Latin. 'conscius' "knowing, aware," from conscire, "internal knowledge" Meaning "state of being aware". Synonyms include: coaching beginner’s mind, aligned mindfulness to leadership, focus and linked leadership.
• mingwangphobia: Fear of the dwarf planet Pluto
• misbug: In computer jargon, an unintended property of a program that turns out to be useful
• misandrocracy: A government, especially feminist-derived, where males are severely oppressed; an anti-male regime; a feminist police state.
• misarchy: Hatred of government or authority. Anarchism.
• misconvict: v To convict wrongfully. n A wrongfully convicted person.
• misconstrument: n [29], [30], [31] (from misconstrue), misunderstanding(?)
• miscellameness: miscellaneous in a lame of pointless way.
• misconviction: Wrongful conviction
• miseosogyny: Hatred of Asian women.
• misexecution: Wrongful execution
• misintegrate: To integrate perceptual concretes along false common denominators (such as racism or mysticism) so as to form false concepts and propositions (such as the Aryan Master Race or the Second Coming of Christ).
• mislaw: A law that does more harm than good. A bogus law.
Nudists (and their supporters) believe that Arkansas law code 5-68-204 is a mislaw.
• mislegislate: To propose a bogus law. To legislate against something good.
• mislegislation: The acting of mislegislating.
• misoarachno: Hatred of spiders.
• misogynarch: (1) A hater of female rulership. (2) A hater of women with positions of authority.
• misogynarchy: (1) Hatred of female rulership or leadership. (2) Hatred of women with positions of authority.
• misogynocracy: A government, especially an Islamocracy, where females are severely oppressed. An anti-female regime.
The Taliban regime was a misogynocracy.
Iran is a misogynocracy.
• misodevwahr: Hatred of homework.
• misomnia: Falling asleep and waking up at odd times, out of sync with the rest of society
• misosinogyny: Hatred of Chinese women.
• misprohibit: To prohibit something on the basis of false or misleading information or unjustified assumption. (Synonym: maleprohibit)
• misprohibition: (1) The act of prohibiting something that is actually beneficial. The act of making bogus crimes. (2) A destructive prohibition law. (Synonym: maleprohibition).
• mistaboo: A destructive taboo.
• mistakonomics: Economics of human errors and mistakes
• mistread: see misstep
• mistenet: An actually false or destructive teaching or belief that is held as truth.
• mockumentation: documentation such as user manuals, that assume the reader already knows the most obvious things they should be looking in the documentation to find, and therefore only mentions but never explains them
• moggapiff: Sound imitating word, describing deliberate combustion of excess fuel in exhaust system.
• mojo crash: The end of a run of creativity due to fatigue or exhaustion. Typically used by computer programmers to describe the inevitable end of a period during which everything that they have attempted has worked
• moladi: Plastic formwork construction technology.
• mollmoco: Wet or semidried nasal mucus. (Used in medical termology) (The proper or technical term for "snot").
• mom chic: Term used to classify the effortless style of a fashion-conscious mother. ie. The fashion style of a mother who wears age appropriate yet flattering clothing that is often seen in a JC Penney catalogue would be classified as mom chic.
• Mondaily: every Monday
• mondaytofridayer: term to describe those who participate in weekday or working week renting. Can be used for homeowners who rent out a room for the working week or for those who rent a room from Monday to Friday
• mongo movers: Green term used to describe scrap metal recyclers.
• Monkey on My Shoe: Progress impeded by factors beyond your direct control
• monkfish: (noun)(pejorative) Term used to describe a person of the opposite sex who is attractive enough when presented well and will suffice for the time being but is only a substitute for the ideal mate. Said person is adequate as in the culinary dish Monkfish but is not the quality of Lobster.
• monkfishing: (verb) The act of attracting a monkfish (see above). Often used in social settings such as bars, parties, etc. ie. I'm just monkfishing tonight; you know, throwing out the net and seeing what I catch.
• Monnight: A Monday night.
• monogambic: Refers to clothing which envelops both of a biped's legs conjointly (e.g. skirts, dresses, robes). [Middle English, from Old French, from Latin, from Greek, from monos, single, sole, alone + Italian gamba, leg]. Compare to bigambic.
• monogamuggle: A monogamist.
• 2011 January 14, Tailsteak, “#55”, Leftover Soup:
But Ellen is a monogamuggle. She actually experiences the human emotions of betrayal and jealousy that are so foreign to my people.
• monorchy: A form of government in which the king or other head of state has only one testicle, usually a big one.
• monumentous: (adjective) a descriptive term for an event of extreme significance. A portmanteau of monumental & momentous.
• mooby: The one after next i.e. Turn left at the mooby junction. Or Are you free mooby Tuesday?
• moody-go-round": One prone to regular and frequent mood-swings. Analogy of "merry-go-round."
• mooglatry or Mooglism: Worship of the Final Fantasy video game series
• moogless or Mooglessa: A female Moogle or female Final Fantasy fan
• mooglophile: A Final Fantasy fan
• Mooglophobia: Hatred of the Final Fantasy video game series
• moon speak: (derogatory) 4chan meme meaning the Japanese language
• moriguam: "The action of US military officials in offering Lt. Michael Mori, US military lawyer for Australian, Talibanist, Al Quaeda succourist and Gitmo Bay detainee, David Hicks, a relatively minor legal posting in faraway Guam seemingly as payback for his fervent and stubborn defence of Hicks. (see Mori-Mori)
• mori-mori: "The action of Lt Michael Mori in committing the unpardonable sin of working tirelessly as defence lawyer for Gitmo detainee, David Hicks. In doing so it seems that he infuriated US military officials so much that he may have committed occupational hari-kiri or protologistically speaking, and etymologically sound and reduplicatively " mori-mori or self death". See Moriguam)
• Moronalith: An existoid that predates this god thing, the TSM, time, logic and itself. The real creator of all. And it is not happy. Coined by Naja Hannah.
• moroxenic: adj., n. [An animal or other local "fact" that is] made up so to tease first-time visitors to a place, such as: snipe hunts, sea bats, drop bears, etc. [Gr. moros foolish (or gullible) + xenos foreigner, stranger]
• morpher: A fictional device, usually handheld, that initiates a physical transformation
• morphware: A rapidly evolving platform that can either be a software, a hardware, a firmware platforms or a combination of any of these three, but it is constantly evolving with new functions added in. An example would be Apple IOS and Google Android platforms. These platforms constantly evolves with new applications (APPS) added in by developers. First coined in the early 1990s by a participant of the Polymorphous Computing Architectures (PCA) program of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA). It was also defined as "Adaptive Computing" in PCMAG.com. By definition, blogs, or websites that have constant change in their information contents cannot be considered a Morphware. To qualify as a Morphware, the platform or device has to go through significant change and improvement in their functions or applications rapidly instead of just the informational contents.
• mortiversary: The anniversary of a death.
• mouseterbation: What happens when your computer's mouse does something unexpected to you, usually when you are playing a computer game
• mouseterbated: What you are when your computer's mouse does something unexpected (I got mouseterbated)
• mouseterbate: What you are doing when you move your mouse randomly on its pad while actually doing nothing
• move mongo: The green act of recycling scrap metal.
• MSNesia: As a Noun Modified Latin, from Greek ἀμνησία 'forgetfulness'. with the MSN indicating that you are using a popular chat program.
• mufe: To speak on a phone while the mute button is pressed, rhymes with mute.
• muff diving: cunnilingus
• muffing: Speaking on a phone when the mute button is pressed, e.g. "Paul are you muffing?" or "Sorry, I was muffing."
• mugitate: Combination of Muse and Cogitate - meaning to think, or be lost in thought.
• mullislam: (noun) The act of consuming a prescribed amount of alchohol to allow a mulligan to be used during the game of golf. The beverage may either be a shot or an alcoholic beverage; traditionally a beer that is slammed or shotgunned. Depending on the rules agreed upon by the players, a player may or may not have unlimited mullislams per 18 holes. Common usage: Jason did a mullislam so that he could take another shot after his drive went into the hazard
• mullox: (noun) Portmanteau of muppet and bollox (chief. Irish) Also see lummox
• multitalentless: (adjective) Publicly engaging in a wide variety of artistic endeavors despite having no talent in any of them.
• mummypuffin: (noun) Name for an overtly fashion conscious, materialistic female, member of the 'popular group' at school or university. Prone to sticking out the bottom jaw with raised eyebrows while demeaning others. Commonly uses the words 'like', 'so' and 'whatever' out of context. For example; "You are like so not cool." Example of mummypuffins include most characters from the movie 'Clueless'. Term first used in 1993 by a girl in Sydney, Australia.
• Munchkaboo: An awesome person. A whole new level of awesomeness. Steve & Katie
• munkchop: Pejorative term for person of low intelligence
• munted: completely and totally ruined (I drove my car into a lake and now it's munted)
• murdered out: looking especially good or having especially good features or content
• murdicide: The act of committing murder(s), then committing suicide. A murder/suicide.
• mutualwiki: The competitive practice of like-minded IT managers who gather together in small groups to engage and enable in the simultaneous entry of enormous quantities of disjointed and irrelevant information into a Wiki, thereby attaining arousal and self gratification. Mutualwiki is generally frowned upon by non-management IT professionals. See also: pointless, egotistical diarrhea.
• muxiphobia: Fear of the planet Jupiter
• mwugz: a term for an imaginary kiss & embrace, derived from combining the internet slang terms Mwah (kiss) and Hugz (hug) as in, “He gave Danielle mwugz, and hoped to do so again soon.” Also, “mwugged” and “mwugging”. Orig. 2006 in Chicago, IL.
• myspace whore: See Myspace Zombie
• myspace zombie: a person who is highly addicted to myspace. This person usually posts bulletins telling other people to comment them, as if 'myspace' is a competition. You usually spot these people by finding a bulletin posted by them every minute saying "comment me." Also, you can spot that they have over 1,000 friends listed in their myspace friends. Another way to spot this person is to check how many comments they have, you can tell that they're a myspace zombie if they have over 1,000 non-legit comments.
• mysterypile: A compound word coined in December 2010 by J.C. Vintner referring to a pillar or support system (pile) of the unexplained truth of our ancient ancestors.

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• n00baphobia: Fear of n00bs or of becoming a n00b.
• naaniblackerate: A word to describe a chemical whose name one cannot recall.
• nab: Non-alcoholic beverage; to drink a non-alcoholic beverage
• nabilization: The act of becoming smarter, more physically fit, and more friendly, while becoming less attractive to the opposite gender
• nadwork: Etymology: Net + Application + Data + work. An embedded acronym to represent the broader approach to computer or solution security. It represents the layered approach of "N"etwork, "A"pplication, and "D"ata aspects. "Securing the work of the net, in addition to the network" Any interconnected approach to developing, maintaining and protecting a computer system that provides the user an operational capability. Offered by Gregory L. Garcia at Montgomery IT Summit, 19 May 09.
• nagivator: A back-seat (or passenger-seat) driver who always knows the best way to get somewhere and is usually wrong. A passenger who talks so much the driver loses track of where he/she is going and misses a turn and is now lost. other uses. Also, Nagivate (verb), nagivation
• nanank: A middle-aged skank. Someone in their late thirties and older, who dresses like a tarty teenager or young adult but is clearly too old to do so.
• nanennial: A billionth anniversary.
• nannyism: [nanny +‎ -ism] the belief that responsibilities attributed to parenthood should be the responsibilities of a given government. (Synonyms: parentalism, parental socialism, paramanism)
• nannyist: noun. A person who believes that responsibilities atributed to parenthood should be the responsibilities of the government. adjective. Of or pertaining to nannyism.
• nao: 4-chan meme, synonym for now
• napoli: to rape in a brutal manner. See def at Napoli talk page.
• narby: The one before last. As in "Did you see the game narby Wednesday?" or "I used to live in the narby town we passed"
• narcipost: A shamelessly egocentric blog post that's of little interest to anyone besides the person who posted it.
• narcisexual: A narcissist whose love for himself includes the sexual.
• naziess: a female nazi
• nbogan: nBogan, a traditional greeting in some areas of the british isles. It appears in areas around Buckinghamshire, Whitley Bay and even has been spotted as far south as Jersey. Roughly equivalent to hello, this greeting is used only by men.
• neard: A growth of facial hair concentrated below the chin and neckline.
• necro-port: A direct port of a video game that was originally designed for an ancient game system that is converted for play on a modern game system, especially a port of an Famicom/NES game on a sixth generation console. Note: This already seems to have a FRPG sense -- probably a particular kind of teleport spell
• necrohipposadism: Literally, (The act of) beating a dead horse. As commonly used in Internet discussions, uselessly continuing to discuss a topic long after an outcome was decided or long after any meaningful discussion.
• nectic: frenetic
• nefaria: (noun) Nefarious activities.
• neglatch: To neglect to attach a file to an email.
• negolomaniac: A person addicted to posting unwarranted negative feedback for others on Ebay; casual theories suggest that the negolomaniac may gain more of a "fix" when targeting those hapless souls bearing the Powerseller logo.
• negrodiacrisis: Discrimination against Negros.
• nemesass: Impudent talk from one's nemesis
• 2012 October 23, Isaiah Lehtinen and Gaelan Connell as Joaquin Prietto and Wyatt Black, “Little HQ of Horrors”, Level Up season 2 episode 1, Cartoon Network:
Joaquin: What do you hear when I speak?
Wyatt: I hear nemesass. That's sass, from my nemesis.
• neodontia: The practice, far from being perfected, of inducing the growth of entirely new teeth in mature individuals. One form is to transplant individual tooth buds into the jaw; another form is to induce the growth of an entire new set of teeth.
• neofantasy: A Neoconservative aspiration or written article which has no basis in any reality outside of a Neoconservative framework of thought.
• neofeminism: An ideology intended to empower the woman to fulfill her role as a mother. The focus is on upholding the dignity of womanhood and the dignity of life, not gender equality.
• neoffathal: [n., Blend of Neanderthal and offal] A discardable, non-essential human.
• neologinary: A list of neologisms and their definitions.
• neoplorgismanteau (plural: neoplorgismanteaux): a neologism that is a portmanteau (which is ironic in that the word itself is a neologism, and is a portmanteau of "neologism" and "portmanteau").
• neologonym: A neologism that signifies that same thing as an established term.
• neoplorgismanteaucronym: a neoplorgismanteau that is also an acronym or backronym.
• neoplorgismanteaufication: the act of creating a neoplorgismanteau.
• neopurpose: Used by Richard Dawkins to refer to an active intention by a conscious designer (i.e. true, intentional purpose).
• neosophy: new wisdom
• neossonym: the name for the young of an animal. Cygnet, gosling and duckling are neossonyms for the swan, goose and duck, respectively.
• neptoy: Gender-neutral term referring to either a niece or a nephew; the plural "neptoys" is probably more useful.
• nermit: (nər-mĭt, pronunciation of the acronym for Not-Ready-(for)-Market-Technology) 1.adjective, Applied to gadgets which are unreliable because the technology industry rushes them to market without perfecting them first. Usage: 'I'm sorry, could you repeat what you just said, my nermit bluetooth earbud chopped off all but the first word of your sentence. 2. declaritive, 'Used as an expression of the frustration caused by a new gadget which fails to function as promised. For example, upon reconnecting your dropped cell phone conversation, thereby saving precious cell bandwidth otherwise spent commiserating about dropped calls. Usage: Nermit! So, as I was saying...'.
• netologist: same as webologist
• netsomnia: The uneasy feeling you get not knowing what your business network was doing last night.
• net vet: (colloquial) a veteran of the internet. Specifically an enthusiast of the internet, having had a considerable history and high level of usage since the world wide web's inception.
• neville: The act of "borrowing" something without permission; akin to stealing. Example: "My chair was just nevilled".
• Nemo's Father: n, "The overprotective father(or parent) who thinks that he can protect his child/children from every danger in life. From the film, "Finding Nemo" and actions of his father, Marlin. See Marlinism; and Marlin's storge.
• newsfomercial: n. A news story whose primary purpose is to endorse a restaurant, quack medicine, etc.[5]
• newstein : A contraction of 2 famous scientists' names that discribes the particle yet to be found, that will define gravity. The missing link that joins Newton's laws with Einstein's theories. Note also that stein is German for stone, hence ' new stone ' or ' new particle'.
• ngger mature: The state of being the most mature of niggers. This state is achieved by not worshiping Satan through the viewing of Fullmetal Alchemist.
• niagra fall: n. The result of buying fake viagra, believing it will improve your lovemaking, but experiencing the opposite. Blending of n of "ne" + viagra, + parody upon and rythming slang of Niagara Falls.
• nicey: adjective, an adjective expressing joy or jubilation.
• Nicole Turner: another term for bitchface
• nightfox: noun, plural nightfox·es, 1. One who tucks their spouse/mate into bed, waits until he or she falls asleep, then returns to the party (usually travels by way of scooter). -verb, 1. To perform acts of the nightfox, 2. To be victim to acts of a nightfox. For example: Poor girl got nightfoxed.
• "Niller" : A racist term used in school to avoid saying nigga
• "nimisaltic" : the condition of being too high in manner, or speech; expressed in terms too unfamiliar to be understood by an audience to whom it may be addressed; Latin: "nimis" : to, too much, exceedingly" + "alta"  : high, tall  ; See also: supercapitism.
• nimnu: Dolt or Nitwit
• nince: Nine times; also novence.
• nineteenty: The number 190.
• Nintendoism: A term coined by Nintendo Co. Ltd. or its subsidiaries or derived from Nintendo games or characters.
• Nintendophobia: Fear of Nintendo or its products (especially its handheld platforms), patents, or characters.
• nipponisation: very rare occurance (in french), should not be used, roughly means to colour cutural material into japanese style.
• nippular: (adj). Referring to the area surrounding the nipple. Not exclusive to the areola. Example: "the nippular area."
• nite: Respelling of "night".
• Nitronic Fizertilosis: The act of changing any element, with bodily energy, into a different one, especially into an object such as dirt or complex rock
• nival: (adj). that grows in/under snow
• numeratize: the process of putting a group of items or data in numerical order
• nutralicious: food that is nutritious and delicious
• nobbsian: over-planned, over-designed
• Nocialism: A political ideology marked by the refusal of its adherents to admit that a policy (or set of policies) has any resemblance to Socialism.
• noctivore: One who eats at night.
• 1858, British Association for the Advancement of Science, Report of the Twenty-Eighth Annual Meeting of the British Association for the Advancement of Science; Held at Leeds in September 1858, page 122:
Mr. Eyton proposes to divide birds into the following orders [] Noctivores, or night-feeding birds, containing the Caprimulgids, Trogonidæ, and Coracinidæ; []
• noctivorous: Eating at night.
• 2006 June 13, Vicki Croke, The Lady and the Panda: The True Adventures of the First American Explorer to Bring Back China's Most Exotic Animal, Random House, ISBN 9780375759703, OL 7427565M, page 44:
"Noctivorous," Smith had said of him, and Harkness discovered that indeed "Szechwan" was like a typical Shanghai citizen, wanting to sleep all day and play all night.
• noirette: A woman with black hair
• nonagence: ninety times
• nonant: 1. One of the pieces of an area divided into nine sections. 2. A section of a rectangle that has been divided by two perpendicular pairs of parallel lines. 3. Not in the order Hymenoptera.
• nonth: All nine.
• Noob: n. "The Noob" A man-made ozone layer designed to protect Earthlings from harmful exposure to the Sun's rays; from Lt "nub" a cloud.
• noona: elder-sister; older female of the same generation; honorific found in manhwa translations; from the Korean; see also oppa , unni
• Nordforkel: n. A humerous word created by the late Martin (Marty) H. Frank to describe a person that makes a mistake as in "you nordforkel".
• noselol: To laugh with ones nose.
• nostalgiaphoba: 1. fear of nostalgia or reliving the past or reliving one's past way of life. 2. fear of bad memories.
• novence: nine times; also nince
• noventonce: Nineteen times; also decennovence
• nouse: A peripheral device that tracks the movement of the tip of your nose to control a cursor.
• novemvigintillionth: The ordinal form of the number novemvigintillion
• novification: The act or process of novifying.
• novify: To make (an old thing) look or sound new. (Antonym: veterate)
• ntropologism: Shaming language
• nugry: A person who asks what the third word that ends in "-gry" besides "angry" and "hungry" is.
• nutritionism: ones attitude towards nutrition
• nimdyd: What you are trying to do will never be allowed to work. Acronym for "Not In My Dungeon You Don't," "Nimdyd" is the final and unarguable assertion of a Dungeon Master's authority. (Squiptryx)
• Nyan Cat: proper a noun, a fictional cat which flies through space on a rainbow, wearing a poptart
• nymphomism: A language feature used to describe wholesome words that have developed sexual innuendo. For example, "Stop right now!" ejaculated the police officer.
• nymphotropism: A collection of attitudes, thoughts, feelings, and biases found in human societies that favor the claims, needs, sympathies, and wants of women.

## O

English : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZotherunsorted

• oblive (adj.): destructible - "Talc is very oblive." Derived from oblivion
• obliviot (noun): The oblivious idiot, a creature completely unaware of its own idiocy
• octence: eight times; also okce
• octogence: eighty times
• octonce: Eighteen times; also decenoctence
• odd dozen: Eleven; a set of eleven; banker's dozen
• odd half-dozen: Five; a set of five; banker's half dozen
• offscound: To steal an object, departing clandestinely - "He offscounded a pen from my cubicle!"
• oggular: n. A hardened, rounded build-up of plastisol on the footplate of a rider truck. Extremely annoying and uncomfortable below boot, they often occur in groups of varying sizes, ages and tones. 'Is nobody int' mill goin' t' knock these bloody oggulars off this plate?'
• -ohol: Suffix added to a word when being used to describe a dependency on said item. Examples: chocohol, rageohol, sexohol, workohol. Derived from alcohol/alcoholic. Early example: Paul Merton: The Series, season 2, ep. 3 (1993): "[The director] was a workoholic, often drinking as much as 3 bottles of workohol a day."
• okce: Eight times; also octence
• oligoanarchy: A status quo of few if any rules governing individuals or nations, enforced by a few powerful authorities.
• omegalypse: n. An end of an era, not without importance or significance, but without the worldwide woe and war written of in the biblical, apocalyptic "Book of Revelations" Such events include the decline of the British Empire. From the Gk "omega": the end or final development, blended with "lypse" of apocalypse
• omegaphobia: Fear of being last in line.
• omegapsical: Reverse alphabetical order.
• omnieval: That applies to people of all ages.
• omniderigence: The quality attributed to God by which He supposedly directs every detail of daily life.
• Omniloathe: find repugnant in all possible ways, conditions and variances.
• omniphobia: A fear of everything; hence also omniphobic.
• ooos-a-ga-booos: Affectionate name for a male dog (who's a good boy).
• operads: a portmanteau of operation and monad.
• oppa: elder-brother; older male of the same generation; honorific found in manhwa translations; from the Korean; see also noona , unni
• oppressorware: software, hardware, or mechanisms (in an operating system) used to oppress a co-user, such as restricting programs, capabilities, and features, and monitoring the activity of the said co-user. (Synonym: tyrantware)
• opthalmonym: a word whose shape or form implies it's meaning. Awkward is an opthalmonym.
• optimility: a combination of optimism and humility ("well, at least the job I won't get with my PhD will be better than the one I wouldn't get if I didn't have it")
• orangeth: The state or quality of being orange.
• Orbithorpe: Universally accepted NO Symbol. - Circle with diagonal line
• ordclaviphobia: - Fear of computer keyboards.
• Orebeshuji: The assumed Japanese term for the Star Wars Aurebesh alphabet. Japanese language written using the Aurebesh alphabet instead of romaji.
• orikaso: The art of creating functional products from sheet plastic material (spamvertising?)
• orthoquel (noun): not a prequel or a sequel, but a tangential subsequent work of fiction to an original. ("Time's Eye" by Stephen Baxter and Arthur C. Clarke) A portmanteau of "orthogonal" and "sequel", coined by Arthur C. Clarke.
• orthothesis (noun): A social position where our values and current opinion are similar and we accept the consequences of being non-politically correct. Orthothesical behaviour and opinion. Etymology: A portmanteau of Greek ὀρθός (orthos) and Greek θέσις (position). Proununciation: /ɔ:'θɒ'θi:sɪs/.
• ossm: Slang for “awesome”. Usually pronounced quickly, hence the shortened version. See also the Wikipedia article for leet speak
• osouriphobia: Fear of computer mice.
• OPA: Greek for OPA "Lets Have FUN"
• outanet: Related to an activity or activities performed either in response to an article on the Internet, or specifically for publication on the Internet (i.e. Free Hugs, The MP3 experiment, Mentos and Diet Coke experiments, A Random Act of Kindness - all actively promoted through the Internet, although not necessarily dependent upon it or originating from it) (GK:araok 071107)
• outstonishing: Both astonishing and outstanding, "an outstonishing achievement"
• overconsumptionist: n. One who consumes natural resources or consumer goods in excess of the social good or social norm.
• overspace: From, to, or relating to a foreign world. "my sister really enjoyed her overspace adventure".
• ovish: Acting or being sheeplike in appearance, thought or action.
• owndizzle: To be undone by ones own cleverness. For example to play trick that backfires or make a comment that is refelcted back onto ones self.
• own-dizzle: To be undone by ones own cleverness. For example to play trick that backfires or make a comment that is refelcted back onto ones self.
• owltripology: n. Study of night-time travellers on public transport, from age, occupation, ethnicity, and reasons for using public transport, etc
• oxi-moron: A moron who uses oxi-action (a cleaning product) an oxi-moron is the complete opposite to a Timberflake.
• Oh My Dog: The stress of the exclamation lies on the 'Oh' - often overheard as expression of surprise by atheists, agnostics and dyslexics alike.

## P

English : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZotherunsorted

• pædantic: Alternative spelling of pedantic.
• pachysarcodiacrisis: Discrimination against obese people.
• pachysarcology: The study of obesity and its related disorders. (Occupative: pachysarcologist) (Adjective: pachysarcological)
• pachysarcopathy: An obesity related disease. (Occupative: pachysarcopath) (Adjective: pachysarcopathic)
• palaeokleptomatosis: an insatiable desire to steal ancient artifacts, a mental state of mind that encourages this. (Adjective: palaeokleptomatotic)
• pacmanify : to cut slices out of a circle or pie, resulting in the remainder looking like the popular 1980s computer game character.
• paintballitis: Named by David Worfolk - The disease which seems to afflict almost every paintballer until cured. Symptoms include 'Gopher Popping', 'Bunkering', and 'piant-waisting'; usually resulting in 50-50 firefights.
• paintograph: (n.) Named by Debra A. F. Seiz - A term that is a hybridization or portmanteau of the words "painting" and "photograph" coined by award-winning poet, photographer and paintography artist Debra A.F. Seiz to describe her technique of applying acrylic paint to the emulsion of a photographic print. Term may also apply to any other type of paint media applied to a photographic print, including oil-based paints.
Paint may be used to achieve realistic, surrealist or abstract art effects.
Paint may be applied thinly or thickly, to add dimension to the photograph, creating the effect of the photographic subject appearing to project beyond its original plane.
• paintographer: (n.) Named by Debra A.F. Seiz- One who engages in the art of creating a paintograph- a photographic print that has had paint applied to its photographic emulsion.
• paintography: (n.) Named by Debra A.F. Seiz- The art of creating a paintograph- the technique of applying paint to the emulsion of a photographic print.
• pajamajadeen: the internet bloggers obsessed with following, fact-checking and correcting the mainstream media
• paleocentric: Defending primitive and unscientific claims. Being narrow minded. Not open to any agreement. Unwavering in believing what is orthodoxical.
• paleologinary: A list of paleologisms and their definitions.
• paleotectory: Regarding issues of ancient manufacture.
• palifensh: a rigidly dogmatic adherent of feminist theory and practice (from anagram: PArty LIne FEminist, No Sense of Humor).
• Palinfreude: joy in watching Sarah Palin make a fool of herself. Or, more generally, the gleeful joy you experience when a politician gets his or her just desserts or has his or her comeuppance.
• paneugenitalism: [Noun] The ideological preference for paneugenitality and accompanying permissive legislation supporting it. Coined by RevDJordan. — (google:paneugenitalism)
• paneugenitality: [Noun, combines the terms eugenics and (s.v.) pangenitality] A personal preference favouring the right to choose both: (a) to conduct (s.v.) pangenital relations; and (b) to regulate conception and parturition through the unrestricted use of contraception and abortion at all stages of human development, up to and including infanticide. Coined by RevDJordan. — (google:paneugenitality)
• pangenital: [Adjective] Pertaining to or exhibiting (s.v.) pangenitality. Coined by RevDJordan. — (google:pangenital)
• pangenitality: [Noun] The personal preference for conducting genital relations with any number of people of either or both sexes. Coined by RevDJordan. — (google:pangenitality)
• pantitular: [all-title] nothing but the title repeated over and over -- Ron Padgett's “Nothing in That Drawer”
• paramanacracy: a nanny government; a nanny state (Synonym: paramanarchy)
• paranize: to cause extreme suspicion or paranoia.
• parrot help: Assistance that hinders one in the task one is trying to complete.
• pastrix: n. A female pastor, abbreviated Px. [Lat. shepherdess]
• paterectomy: The socially engineered removal of a father from a child's life. The removal of a father's custody of and access to his children.
• patient noun: A noun denoting a person or thing that is on the receiving end of the action of the verb from which it was derived, as opposed to an agent noun, e.g. words suffixed with -ee, as in grantee. (Synonym: recipient noun)
• pbiatrist: n. One who commits pbiatry whether he or she does so alone or in concert with others...and whether he or she does so 'in the moment' or 'after the fact'.
• pbiatryology: n. The study of pbiatry.
• pbiatry: n. The acts and 'diseases' of Police Brutality Inmate Abuse Torture Retaliation and the associated Yellow-spines who do nothing to stop, report or hold anyone accountable for pbiatry either 'in the moment' or 'after the fact'. --Ghoztzohg 19:42, 22 October 2009 (UTC)
• pbiatryst: n. An act of pbiatry that involves multiple individuals who at least metaphorically 'sleep together'...including whether they 'sleep together' 'in the moment' while an act of pbiatry is being committed or 'after the fact' as part of the Yellow-spine behaviors of covering it up, covering up for others, avoiding holding pbiatrists (other(s) and, by definition, oneself) accountable, etc.
• PCBF: Politically correct but false.
• pechnidialtrist: A gamer who has given up religion for his or her own electronic gaming interests.
• pechnidialtry: The worship of computer and/or video games. Ludaltry.
• pechnidiocrisia: Criticism, censorship of, or restriction on video games; video game censorship.
• pechnidiology: Study of electronic games. ludology. (Occupative: pechnidiologist) (Adjective: pechnidiological)
• peenite:An apprentice plumber who likes to get into trouble.
• pelastration: Penetration without breaking, pushing away parts of a brane. Cosmology.
• pendulfecal: Of or relating to pendulfeces.
• pendulfeces: Fecal mater that will not "let go" and swings like a pendulum; a.k.a. clingon or dingleberry.
• penile dementia: Of a male, the state resulting from being turned on.
• penisolence: A pushy and invasive attempt to master one's own distress by mastering other people.
• 1972 Winter, Julia Loesch, “Testeria and Penisolence—A Scourge to Humankind”, Aphra: The Feminist Literary Magazine, volume 4, number 1, ISSN 0003-6447, page 41:
Penisolence is the active phase of male emotional disease. ... It is a pushy and invasive attempt to master one's own distress by mastering other people.
• penguinification: a figure of speech, prosopopeia, in which an inanimate object or an abstraction is given penguin qualities.
• Penneau: to fart, flatulence, to pass gas, to cut the cheese, pardon I've just penneau'd.
• penperfect: All but perfect. One point or step shy of being perfect.
• pentaspace: noun - Five-dimensional space. See the chart under tetraspace.
• penor: Leet spelling of penis
• pensate: to think deeply
• peppercornious: ornery, cantankerous
• perdidnificus: adjective describing anti-Buddhist beliefs.--Perdidnificator 15:21, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
• perititle: italicised subheading or brief abstract particularly in a presentation
• perma...: See User talk:Language Lover/instaglutination
• perniculous: a deadly infestation of worms.
• personalitism: the belief that personality counts the most and that outward appearance counts the least when judging a person.
• perstilbospherphobia: Fear of mirror-balls
• persuasive homicide: Homicide by means of persuading the victim to commit suicide.
• pervetried: Act of having been the recipient of pervetry. "I think I was pervetried."
• pervetry: pronunciation pur'vet'trE v. pervetries(pl.), pervetried.
1. (wjargon) A recently-created word in narrow use but not yet in general use.
2. Word used to reference a perverted comment made in a double meaning at an earlier time, usually written. Used originally in TEXT messages; originating at K-State by a Missy: "I just ignored your pervetry."
• peteetong: A greeting or farewell popularized by SouthSide Steve of "the regular guys"
• petennium: A period of a quadrillion years. (Adjective: petennial)
• petrolism: Pro petroleum politics or pro petroleum religion. (Adjective: petrolist)
• phallustine: A male chauvinist pig philistine.
• 1972 March 20, Jack Davis, “Ah Sweet Ms-ery”[32], Time, volume 99, number 12, ISSN 0040-781X:
No cocktail party can be considered top drawer without at least one reference to the "myth of the vaginal orgasm" or to some "phallustine" (an MCP philistine).
• philiocracy: A society governed by loving intellectuals. Leaders in a philiocratic society are not elected, but are psychometrically determined to be the most loving and intelligent people in the community. It is a benevolent dictatorship. Philiocracy is a type of meritocracy but differs in that prior achievement is not a crucial component for government selection. From Greek 'philia' meaning virtuous love and love of the mind, and 'kratos' meaning power. (Occupative: philiocrat) (Adjective: philiocratic)
• philoeosogyny: The love of Asian women, especially by non-Asian men. Philo:love; eoso: east; ad gyny: women.
• philosinogyny: The love of Chinese women; especially by non-asian men. Cf: misosinogyny.
• philosotainment: Philosophy for the sole purpose of entertainment, not enlightenment.
• Phobocracy: (n.): A type of government that attempts to rule by fear, or to sow fear to keep its people in line. (Occupative: phobocrat) (Adjective: phobocratic)
• phobogen: Any person, organization, or thing that sows fear into someone. (Adjective: phobogenic)
• phobophile: One who gains pleasure from being noticeably feared by those around him.
• phobosopher: A person with an irrational aversion to wisdom.
• phobosophy: An irrational aversion to wisdom.
• phonogrope: to fumble frantically (as in a bag, garment etc.) for a cellular phone before it stops ringing ("excuse me, I have to do a phonogrope here")
• phobile moan: a complaint about mobile (cell) phones (e.g. regarding their ubiquity, inappropriate use, etc.)
• phoneybration (n.): A false feeling that your mobile phone has vibrated, with an SMS, alarm or call.
• phoneshot (n.): A digital photograph of a person talking on a mobile phone which is suitable for use as that person's picture caller ID.
• phontograph: A photograph taken using a cellular phone (from "phone" + "photograph").
• phoon: To cartoonishly pose as if running; such a pose.
• phopinaciphobia: Fear of phobia lists.
• photographophile: A person who likes photography.
• photographophobia: Fear of photography.
• phrogging: the practice of attempting to enter, and live in, a stranger's home without their knowledge. People who attempt this are referred to as phrogs. The term apparently originates from the tendency of practitioners to change homes every few days to avoid being caught, or "leaping" from "pad" (home) to pad. (Source: Urban dictionary.)
• phytoleum: plant oil.
• pibling: An aunt or uncle, especially in the plural or as a gender-neutral term. Formed from parent's sibling by analogy with sibling and nibling.
• PIBT: Politically incorrect but true.
• picennial: A trillionth anniversary.
• pictalogue: Illustrated story, co-authored by more than 1 person in a progressive sequence, until the story ends.
• pigbrat: describes a sibling, usually younger, who is both messy and spoiled.
• pigrenize (v.) to copy from CD to tape
• pigrenizer (n.) a CD player with a built-in tape recorder that can record from CDs
• pigrenization (n.) 1. the act or process of pigrenizing. 2. a tape recorded from a CD
• pingas: Derived from a scene in the animated series Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, in which Doctor Robotnik says "Snooping as usual, I see?" When isolated, the "ping" of "snooping" and "as" sort of meld together, making it sound as though Robotnik is saying "penis". This line is frequently parodied by YouTube users in a number of videos known as Youtube Poop.
• pikalax: A mix between Pikachu and Munchlax.
• pinguisologist: A person who studies fat people or obesity.
• pinguisology: The study of fat people or obesity.
• pinguisophilia: Sexual attraction to fat people.
• pinguisophobia: 1. Fear of fat people. 2. Fear of obesity.
• pink slip revenge: The act of retaliating over being fired.
• pink slip suicide: The act of committing suicide over involuntary termination of employment.
• pinky An overly cute pig
• pisexual: Being sexually attracted to circles.
• pistachec: The failure to use periods.
• pista.ex.yusa: The overuse of periods.
• pistaphobia: Fear of periods.
• Pittiho: The creator of Lesmonia which is a Utopian Society for women. When on Lesmonian territory, the original Pittiho is referred to as Princess Pittiho. Anyone who adopts an irreverent attitude can also be a Pittiho.
• Pittsnogled: From Kevin Pittsnogle, West Virginia senior basketball star. It means "When you're closely guarded and a man is in your face with his hand up and you shoot a 25-footer and you nail it in their face - you've been Pittsnogled."
• pity party: a maladaptive coping response whereby a person who has a negative experience, in effect cries "Poor me", feels sorry for themselves, and tries to get other people to feel sorry for them.
• planar: adj - Wide in two dimensions, thin in every other dimension. Examples of planar objects are circles, squares, sheets of paper, cd's, the surface of water, etc. See the chart under tetraspace.
• planespace: noun - Two dimensional space; consists of a single plane. See the chart under tetraspace.
• plangers: a kitchen or barbeque tool used to grasp food
• plantolea: noun - plant oils (Latin "planta" plant + "olea" oils).
• plantoleum: noun - plant oil (Latin "planta" plant + "oleum" oil).
• playscale n. & adj., (Of) 1:6 scale [a miniaturists' standard]
• plebonaut: A common, eveyday person who, when space travel becomes commomplace, will be a passenger on spacecrafts.
• plewd: the sweat-like droplets appearing around the face of a comic character
• plock: The action of poking someone so hard, they jump into the air.
• plogged:being plugged and clogged up at the same time.
• Ploof: - The act of turning over the pillow during the sleeping period, in order to achieve the desired temperature of the pillow. (coined by Kibblesworth, Sariya helped)
• pluckfastic: [pluhk-fas-tik] (adj) 1. alternative to plastic conceived or appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination; fun and creative alternatives to the single use plastics that pollute our ocean and beaches (e.g. a pluckfastic bag, bottle, fork). 2. extraordinarily good quality, made to get the job done then biodegrade, in reference to an alternative to disposable, toxic plastic. 3. an exclamation in response to someone using a reusable or biodegradable alternative to disposable, single-use plastic as in: “wow, that’s a pluckfastic refillable glass water bottle (or coffee mug or shopping bag or take-out container) with the pluckfastic.org sticker on it!” or “r u pluckfastic?” (Source: Wallace J. Nichols, PLUCKfaSTIC.org).
• plutonaut: A wealthly person who travels , as a paying passenger, on a spacecraft to the International Space Station.
• plutonic: In the way of Pluto: 1) Relating to the Roman god Pluto (god of the underworld and of wealth); relating to the dwarf planet Pluto. (Slang) a pun/typo/mispelling of platonic, cold and distant (as the dwarf planet Pluto is distant from the sun and very cold).
• plutosocialism: the doctrine that the rich should be helped by the government through tax breaks, bank bailouts, lack of legal enforcement, etc.
• pogi points: A system defining the point value of something.
• Pokéological: Of or pertaining to Pokéology.
• Pokéologist: 1. One who studies the Pokémon franchise, its games or characters, or the Pokémon themselves. 2. A hardcore Pokémon fan.
• Pokéology: Study, treatise, or discussion of the Pokémon franchise or its games or characters or the Pokémon themselves.
• pokerflea: a wanna-be player who wagers a little, and expects something for nothing.
• polcorism: Political correctness.
• polcorismophobia: Fear of enforcers of political correctness.
• polcorist: A person who enforces political correctness.
• polcoristic: Politically correct.
• polcorize: To enforce political correctness.
• poliblogger: Politician who systematically reads blogs to try to gauge public opinion on a matter before the parliament.
• policide: the willful and intentional destruction of a nation.
• polidiology: The study of idiocy in politics or political policy.
• polinanacralethenic: Politically incorrect but true.
• politicanacralethenic: Politically incorrect but true. Polinanacralethenic.
• politicanacribic: Politically incorrect.
• politicodiophocrisia: Censorship based on political correctness.
• politicodiophopseudic: Politically correct but false.
• politicodiophostic: Politically correct.
• politicodiophostism: Political correctness. Polcorism.
• polychoron: noun - A four-dimensional shape; bounded by polyhedra. An example of a polytope.
• polygopoly: Market with multiple buyers and sellers
• polyguous: having many or more than two distinct meanings.
• polyteron: noun - A five-dimensional shape; bounded by polychora. An example of a polytope.
• polyporteau: (n) a word construction made of two or more portmanteaus
• pompissicate: To pompously pontificate
• PONARV: (PO-narv). n. A "Project Of No Apparent Redeeming Value," first named by John F. Cartan of Alameda, Calif. For example, writing poetry with no intention of publishing.
• Pooj: noun - an unfavorable situation
• Pooner: person who agrees to something then backs out of the agreement last minute, leaving you high and dry.
• porcupinicity: (n) The state of having, or a measure of, an irregular surface.
• porkalicious: An item of food made out of pork (i.e., bacon or sausages) that is subjectively delicious; or, a government bill considered by critics to contain grossly wasteful or obviously special-interest appropriations or tax exemptions
• pornily: (a) imply base sexuality and availability - "in the media it has become the norm to present women as pornily sexual beings" Used by Debra Orr 13/12/07 in the Independent
• pornivore: A person addicted to pornography, and who thinks watching and indulging in porn is the ultimate essence of his/her existence (coined by the renowned management graduate Mr. Agnimitra to refer to such people)
• pornophobia: fear of pornography
• portmanteau value: noun, port-man-teau val-ue (pawrt-man-to, pawrt-manto vall-yoo) (plural, port-man-teau val-ues) combinational value: any value or element that combines two or more values or elements. Example: 44 items and 79.23% when simplified to a "portmanteau value" become 44079.23 in a computational sorting algorithm.
• posolutely: "Positively" and "absolutely." Also absatively.
• Postelian: 1. Allowing a class of "special-case" exceptions, in the style of Jon Postel.
• posthocalyptrophobia: fear of buying or using condom
• postpardon: 1. The forgiveness a husband grants his wife for all the horrible things she called him during childbirth. 2. A wife's absolution from any and all manual labor in the weeks (or months) following childbirth.
• postpostmodernism: A movement that rebels both againt the tenets of modernism and postmodernism. Tends to emphasize a balance between progress and stability, and abstraction and practicality.
• predestined elimination: Reality TV. An elimination from a reality television show competition predicted in advance (especially on the Internet), thus before that week unfolds.
• presbyterogamy: The act or practice of seeking an older spouse.
• presidentennial: Occurring every presidential election year. (The Summer Olympic Games are a presidentiennial event.)
• prophylactater: noun, a woman with a young child. Some men see her as being un-datable because of the child.
• predictanym - noun (pre-dict-a-nim) An alternative word suggested by a mobile phone’s predictive text dictionary.--Oskidbear 18:18, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
• presidiot - noun, An incompetent president. Usually used as a form of address, and therefore capitalized, as in "... before Presidiot Xxxx ran up the federal deficit."
• "presticogitation":-noun, 1. A form of entertainment involving the manipulation and use of thoughts. i.e. slight of mind. 2. a swift and calculated feat of mental prowess which serves to make others agree with you and/or do something
• pricked : adjective (pre-ked) - showing characteristics of a prick; (prick: noun - a highly offensive term for an inadequate or unpleasant man -- MeOyie 1-28
• prickedness : noun - the state of being pricked or of being a prick -- MeOyie 1-28
• priend:noun - Pretend Friend, deceitful person posing as friend.
• propriety - Intuition about behavior.
e.g., Propriety tells one not to wear one's old propellor beanie to a dinner party.
e.g., What's a proproprofilefilephile? Fuhgedaboudit!
• prosetry - Prose that has many elements of poetry in it.
e.g., Ralph Waldo Emerson wrote prosetry.
• prosthelyze: - To harangue passersby in an effort to raise funds for prosthetics.
e.g., When you go to the pissoir at Le Crazy Horse Saloon, keep your eye on the grubby little metrognome working the room. If you don't tip him, he'll start prosthelyzing you without letup.
• prostitot: - A young girl dressed in hooker wear, a la Britney, Christina, etc.
e.g., Look at that little girl's hoochy diva ensemble. Oooh, prostitot.
• prostitube: - Vehicle accessory that allows a "john" to surreptitiously pass money to a streetwalker.
e.g., Due to the crackdown on vice, more men are using the prostitube as way to avoid detection when contacting a hooker for an illegal liaison.
e.g., Bob and I went to Wal-Mart and laughed at all of the little protomullets running around.
• protosumer - A consumer who knowingly purchases, or receives as a benefit-in-kind, a prototype or pre-production product or service. The product or service need not ever actually enter full-scale production for the term to be ascribed. A software alpha- or beta-tester may also be a protosumer. By definition it is not a term that should be ascribed to a person who receives such a product or service as a gift. Motivation for purchasing such products or services may be for a number reasons, including philanthropic - a desire to support a fledgling business, or a desire to be among the first to own a new product or service. The ability to manufacture such products is more feasible now than ever before due to the growth in availability of additive manufacturing as both a prototyping and final production process.
• prototrollogism: A protologism created in order to troll editors of online dictionaries.
• protroudles: - Dimples that go out instead of going in.
e.g., When Anne smiles you can see her protroudles.
• Provençal kiss: - Something like a French kiss, but further south.
• proximate: - you are called this when your best friend gives you the 'go' to date his ex
e.g., To be my proximate, brave Lancelot, thou shalt have to search for the Holy Mascara.
• proxymoron: - The unfortunate secretary given the ignoble task of advancing hopeless causes for her moronic boss.
e.g., A: Didn't he know the CEO was refusing all his calls? J: Yes, but, being the proxymoron, I had to continue to call and ask for an answer.
• prozactive: - Preventive action taken to alleviate future stress or depression.
e.g., I have taken prozactive measures for dealing with my ex-boyfriend.
• prozactly: - For the condition of not giving a rat's ass about an unacceptable outcome or situation.
e.g., Frozen dinners again tonight? That's prozactly what I wanted.
• prozaqui: - 1. An individual who belongs to the large demographic of Prozac takers. 2.Tthe language used by Prozaquis, distinguished by an over-reliance of self-help terminology.
e.g., Before she became a Prozaqui, Sherilyn never referred to herself as an codependency enabler.
e.g., Sara and I shared a prozookinookie last night.
e.g., Ray, Sam and kerem are all prubes
• pruke - A cool expression.
• prufrockery: - an annoying propensity for indecision and lameness
e.g., Carol's prufrockery over what slacks to pack caused her to miss her flight.
• prundy - The large variety of smells that comes out of the heater of your car when you first turn it on.
e.g., After turning on the heater to take the edge off the pre-winter chill, my nose was assaulted by the prundy of a hundred forgotten takeaways.
• prunetang: - A Tang-like drink made from prunes. Dried plums never tasted so good.
e.g., Cooked prunes and lemon juice in a blender--that's prunetang. Serve with athletes' food for a fun feast.
• prunk: - exclamation when mispronouncing or messing up the speaking of a word
e.g., We need spaghubbub... oohh... prunk! speghetti!
• praeterititis: (praeterite - final e + suffix itis) a kind of recurring nostalgia involving bad memories which one cannot forget and get over it. Variant spelling: preterititis.
• pramface: Insult or putdown: a face which belongs on someone pushing a pram round a council estate.
• preachology: noun The science of preaching. The study of sermon structure and delivery.
• prebounding: Beginning a new relationship prior to ending a previous one.
• prebuttal: The tendency of Washington DC politicians to rebut speeches and announcements by their opponents prior to the speech or announcement [used by the Washington Post in several editorials in January 2007
• precrimination: Regrets experienced before something happens while it is being anticipated. pre- + recrimination.
• predenarian: a single-digit-aged person
• pregislate: to campaign for or pass a law to restrict an activity, claiming this is in the public interest, when the real motive is prejudice or political opposition to those who perform the activity
• prelated: wished in advance, e.g. prelated birthday; antonym of belated
• preposterroneous: an adjective describing something that is at once preposterous and erroneous
• preposterone A preposterous amount of testosterone, as seen in the youtube video Powerthirst.
• pretensity: admixture of pretend, intensity, and propensity
• primoprematurity: A condition suffered by eldest children born less than nine months after their parents' marriage (GoogleIt)
• primquel: the first chronological installment of a series of works
• primusninphobia: Fear of the Nintendo Entertainment System.
• procrasturbation: a chore, long-avoided and low in priority, which one finds oneself doing in order to avoid a more important and imminent task. Example: The dwindling hours of April 15, with the (U.S.) tax forms sitting on the desk untouched, is the time to re-grout the bathtub.
• proctosculocracy: A social system in which advancement is based on fawning and flattery.
• propatula: 1. Proprietary technology that is neither unique nor innovative. 2. Technology that is patented for the sake of attracting investors. [portmanteau of proprietary and spatula, from someone's observation that to make money, one could take a spatula and add a few holes, and successfully sell it, regardless of whether it was made better or worse]
• prosopial pill: "Part of the mid C21st make-up or make-over kit, where you can look just like you want to: have any skin colour, eye colour, hair colour, and facial look by just taking the prosopial pill. From Gk, "prosop" meaning face.
• prosopology: The human face in society : its portrayal in art and literature; its role in love and hate, its economic importance and so on. From G "prosop" : the face & ology
• protect-delete: (Wikipedia) To delete (a Wikipedia article page) and protect it to prevent re-creation.
• protossing/protossment: the act of building pylons around yourself in order to energize you and your surroundings, can also be used as a verb for the act of stealth, example: "I can hardly see that guy in the corner, he has mad protossing skills." or "Carl's protossment abilities are high, he is always hard to find, and when I do find him he's always building pylons, for energy garnering purposes."
• proschlonging: trimming one's pubic hair in such a way as to make one's penis appear longer. "I see you've been proschlonging again, Basil. Might I ask who it's for?"
• prospiruption: a sound one makes the moment just before one sneezes; the "ah" in "ah-choo!"
• protologistomania: # the compulsive consultation or editing of lists of newly-created words.
• protologistophobia: # an irrational aversion to newly-created words.
• protologistophilia: # a liking for newly-created words, but one which falls short of protologistomania (qv).
• protovision: An early concept, model or prototype of one's vision used for simulation and innovation
• provert: A person who may, knowingly or accidentally, change someone's preferred moral state involuntarily to one considered wrong by society.
• psephonetology: The study of the impact of the internet upon the result of an election. From pseph-, pebble, counter + net +ology.
• pseudoantilogic: a line of thinking which appears to oppose logic but in reality fails to do so
• pseudoantiprotologistophilia: baseless opposition to the recreational preference of people who enjoy adding to lists of newly created words
• pseudochronophilia: the consciously held or expressed, but unconsciously denied, belief that getting older is a good thing
• pseudodating: a form of dating where the prospective couple spends significant amounts of time together, but the prospect of an actual romantic relationship may be hoped for by one or both parties and is never explicitly discussed.
• pseudoesqueishoidian Something which demonstrates the quality of being almost like something which in turn is kind of like something else. Mostly used satirically, in reference to those who liberally sprinkle their writing and or speech with pointless suffixes ("Shepardesque", "Beckettoid" or "alone-ish") and prefixes ("a pseudo-intellectual").
• pseudolixir: Something which appears to be a miraculous cure or beneficial product, but is in fact false. (Coined from the words "pseudo" {the greek word for false}, and "elixir", which means a miracle cure.)
• pseudoneologism A disingenuous attempt to coin a new word.
• pseudopolcoristic Politically correct but false.
• pseudoquadrangle: A polygon with four convex vertices and an arbitrary number of reflex vertices.
• pseudoquadrangulation: A partition of a region of the plane into pseudoquadrangles.
• pseudorthologue: a person whose private beliefs belie their public persona (e.g. a biologist who believes in fairies, astrology etc.)
• pseudoviewers An imaginary future audience for an ego-boosting achievement. "I want to be able to tell my grandchildren I was the world tiddlywinks runner-up."
• psychopractor: a psychiatrist who is reputed for his or her remarkable skill . . .
• pshwa alternate pronunciation for pshaw, see pshaw and Pshaw
• pubicunniphobia: Fear of performing cunnilingus on a woman who has pre-modern pubic shaving habits a.k.a. 70's bush
• Pudabudigada: A somewhat random word that just happens to have the correct number of syllables that it can be sung along to the multiplayer music in Goldeneye 007 on N64, also an online identity, in this context it may be used solely by its creator, Peter Sandy. Usage: (whilst on multiplayer on goldeney 007) (in time to music) "daa daa daa daa pudabudigada pudabudigada pudabudigada pudabudigada daaa daaa daaa daaa" (repeat)
• puericide: The act of killing children, especially by an adult.
• pufwack: acronym for the 7 Gifts of the Holy Spirit (Roman Catholic): piety, understanding, fortitude, wisdom, awe, counsel, knowledge
• pukatronic: disgusting or horrid.
• puma: A supporter of Hillary Rodham Clinton who refuses to support Barack Obama, originating as an acronym of party unity my ass. Also a brand of clothing whose sharply dressed demographic overwhelmingly supported Obama.
• punhead: noun: One who constantly uses bad puns(i.e. all puns) constantly and then laughs at them. Synonyms: See Bob Saget.
• purgund: Unfit for human consumption.
• purgundate: (v) To become unfit for human consumption.
• purgundation: (n) The process of becoming unfit for human consumption.
• purgundatory: (adj) Tending to become unfit for human consumption if left unattended.
• purple dwarf: A hypothetical type of star that is purple in color.
• pushoutable: (n or adj) An item in a project tracking spreadsheet that can be pushed out.
• pussing: The art of watching a woman urinate coupled with the skill of doing this undetected in a public place, usually a toilet cubicle at a pub, hotel, restaurant, theatre/cinema, office, club etc
• pussyjunk: verb:
1. To sexually tease or reject
2. To be swindled or cheated out of
• 1. Sore, over-worked
• put the scissors down: To cease keeping one's hair short and start letting it grow long. (Synonym: drop the scissors)
• pwn believable:To pwn somebody/s in an amazing or otherwise out of the ordinary manner e.g.: jumping onto an aircraft in flight so as to shoot or otherwise defeat its occupant/s. Usage: "You took out a tank with a pair of scissors?! Pwn believable!" (from 'pwn' and 'unbelievable')

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## References

1. ^ http://res.uniandes.edu.co/pdf/data/Revista_No_09/05_Dossier3.pdf
2. ^ Q: What are "headnodic beats"?
3. ^ "Kallsup", Wikipedia. 2009-08-06.
4. ^ “Ciara...”; et al. (2004-04-14), "Don’t you have a word for...?", snopes.com. “Language Archive” [Archived forum].
5. ^ Multiple independent origins: besides my own usage I've found this elsewhere in a blog[1] and as a domain name.