crack snacker

English

Etymology

Pun on snack cracker, a food, and crack (“female genitalia”), in reference to oral sex.

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Noun

crack snacker (plural crack snackers)

1. (slang, humorous) A lesbian.
   • 1995, Stephen King, Rose Madder:

     “Whatchoo want?”
     “I'm looking for 251 Durham Avenue,” Rosie said. “It's a place called Daughters and Sisters. I had directions, but I guess—”
     “What, the welfare lesbians? You ast the wrong chicken, baby girl. I got no use for crack-snackers. […]

   • 1997, Mike King, “Re: Lesbian Jokes”, in alt.tasteless.jokes (Usenet):

     A lesbian is a crack snacker.

   • 2000, anonymous author, “Ha Ha Testing can be fun....”, in alt.test (Usenet):

     What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

   • 2009, Antonya Nelson, Nothing Right, page 261:

     "She thinks I'm a lesbo!" my sister shrieked. For weeks, we called her the crack snacker.