frozen cow juice

English

Noun

frozen cow juice (uncountable)

1. (humorous, rare) ice cream
   • 1880, “The 1002nd Night”, in Puck, volume 7, number 175, page 338:

     'Madam,' said the Prince, who was of a lively wit: 'I perceive that you are dry; come with me to the shop of the merchant we both wot of, and we will eat frozen cow-juice, flavored with strawberry or vernilleh.'

   • 1992, Susan White, Bad Baby-Sitter's Handbook, page 20:

     Laurette says he is a really sick person to care more about some globs of frozen cow juice than a young girl's self-esteem.

   • 2002, SpongeBob SquarePants, No Weenies Allowed:

     Sandy: (speaking to an ice cream vendor) Back in Texas, we call ice cream "frozen cow juice".

   • 2011, R. T. Budd, The Deepest Wounds of War, page 163:

     “I just figured you wouldn't know what to do with frozen cow juice.” Cindi would guide his hand over to her playful lips, skillfully working some sensual magic on his vanilla cone.

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