pencil dick

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Noun

pencil dick (plural pencil dicks)

1. (slang, vulgar, derogatory) A penis of inadequate girth.
   • 1991 July 7, “Pencil Dicks! (personal advertisement)”, in Gay Community News:

     Big fat cocks are way too much for my butt; long and thin is in (me). If you've got above average length and average girth I've got the rubbers and lube.

   • 2010, Peter Lehman, Susan Hunt, Lady Chatterley's Legacy in the Movies: Sex, Brains, and Body Guys, page 105:

     In contemporary America all adults, and even teenagers for that matter, have heard penis-size jokes or slang terms such as “pencil dick” for men with thin penises or “hung like a horse” for men who are well-endowed.

   • 2007, Bonnie Edwards, Midnight Confessions II, page 22:

     Colin's pencil dick was in his hand while he licked her pussy.”
     “Pencil dick?”
     “Really skinny.”

   • 2006, Sidi, Fatou: Return to Harlem, page 78:

     Somebody needs to create a big ass, reinforced rubber band so that when a woman gets with a man with a little dick they can put the rubber band around both of their waists so his pencil dick won't fall out.

2. (slang, vulgar, derogatory, chiefly as a term of address) A man with a penis of inadequate girth.
   • 2011, Janet Evanovich, Smokin' Seventeen, page 273:

     "Did you call me fat? 'Cause you don't want to do that. You don't want to mess with me. I just lost Ernie's car. And I jus thad a root canal, and my meds are wearin' off, and I'm feelin' mean as a snake. I'm a woman on the edge right now, you punk ass, little pencil dick."
     "I ain't no pencil dick. You want to see my dick?"

   • 2010, James King, Bill Warrington's Last Chance:

     “When's the last time I asked you to do anything for me, pencil dick?”

   • 2004, Tony Parsons, One for My Baby: A Novel, page 153:

     “And pencil dick stayed with his wife.”

See also

• baby dick
• needle dick