wambulance

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English[edit]

Etymology[edit]

Blend of wah and ambulance

The earliest known usage was in the 2000 Disney film The Kid, and it may have been coined by this film.

Noun[edit]

wambulance (plural not attested)

  1. (Internet slang) A notional ambulance called to the scene when somebody is upset; used in dismissive responses to oversensitive complaining.
    • 2000, Disney's The Kid
      Russ Duritz (Bruce Willis): Waaaaaah. Waaaaaaah. Somebody call the wambulance.
    • 2001, "jim", Outrageous!!! (on newsgroup rec.aviation.piloting)
      Someone call the Wambulance. Dudley I am so sick of hearing you bitch about how everybody is not suffering enough.
    • 2007, "Rodney Parker", What a game! (on newsgroup alt.sports.football.pro.dallas-cowboys)
      Funny how we didn't see a single post in this NG from "Ron" or Holder during the game. Not surprising, but funny anyway. I'm sure they'll surface sometime. As a precaution, I've already called the wambulance for them.

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