# Appendix:List of protologisms/A–F

This page lists proposed English protologisms starting with the letters A through F, with brief definitions, though some of these terms include examples of usage, etymologies, pronunciations, etc. Feel free to add additional suggested words for others to consider, but please do not add articles for them. That being the case most links to these words should remain red. Humorous additions are fine as long as they fill an expressive gap. Please see Wiktionary:Protologisms for more detailed guidelines.

# List of protologisms for English

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## A

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• @buse - the use of non-alphabetic characters preceding the alphabet in ASCII encoding so as to assure oneself the leading position in a list sorted by ASCII character values (@ precedes a in ASCII encoding)
• aa - [pronounced "ah-ah," with a break in the middle] - bad, poor, less than expected. (compare pahoehoe) From the Hawaiian word for a lava flow creating jagged, rough terrain, e.g. "How was the movie?" "Aa; I don't need to see that again." | "You know, the skiing was great, but the rest of the vacation was just aa." In German this is also used as a synonym for "poo".
• aaardvark - person who has to be first, foremost, number one, etc. A desire to rise above others. Particularly to do so without effort, talent, etc, e.g. 1. Dave is an aaardvark -- always trying to impress people. He'd have no supporters at all except that he always pays. 2. Zoe´s aaardvarkian manners alienated her from her friends.
• aabar - to use sly, deceitful, or illegal tactics to occupy the first place in any ordered listing, esp. phone directories, e.g. You will have to aabar well to rank higher in the dictionary than this.
• aaboos - [Brummie translation of the Welsh] abuse, e.g. you are aaboosing me, you naughty Welshman
• aagram - word formed from another by deletion of second letter and transposition of those remaining [from second letter removed from 'anagram'], e.g. 'drew' becomes 'wed'
• aaiight! - all right! Used in times of intense emotion, e.g. Dad: Son, get in there and clean your room. Son: Aaiight! I was just fixing something. Dad: Stop fixing and start doing it.
• aalst - one who changes his name to be nearer the front
• aangram - particular anagram formed by transposing the second and third letter of a word to form another word
• aapa - [ad astra per aspera] to the stars through troubles
• aardfark - mating call of an edentate mammal, of the genus Orycteropus, somewhat resembling a pig, common in some parts of southern Africa, e.g. even experts have difficulty distinguishing between the sound of an aardfark and an aargasm
• aardvark - the gel (usually silicone) insides from keyboard wrist guards. The name comes from the similarity of the gel to an aardvark's tongue. Can be used in a whip-like fashion to pick up large items from desks, ground or out of co-workers hands, e.g. *crack* Rats, Phil got me with the aardvark again."
• aardvark advance - a cool station name for a square on the game of Monopoly
• aardworm - intestinal parasite which primarily attacks the aardvark and aardwolf, e.g. thulogg, the great aardvark hunter, was cut down in his prime by the dreaded aardworm.
• aasleagh - a liqueur made only for drinking at the end of a revoltingly long bottle party when all the drinkable drink has been drunk
• aazing - like amazing, but not quite, e.g. the 30-story building was aazing
• aba - loose robe worn by Fremen women, usually black, e.g. she wore an ABA.
• abacoral - the backbone of a snail, e.g. Hello, class, we're going to look for abacorals today
• abal - used by the younger generation to label a person as dumb, uncouth, unsophisticated, e.g. you're just an Abal
Might come from Arabic: "ahabal". Used widely also by Israeli Hebrew-speakers.
• abbamatically - the tendency for an unbearably cloying song to repeat over and over in your head all day after hearing it on the radio, e.g. "more Than a Woman" has been playing abbamatically in my head since breakfast
• abbeverate - to feed a person a drink, to offer a drink, or provide a drink, e.g. I’m going to abbeverate our guests before they die of thirst
• abbreviatophobia - fear of abbreviations
• abbrhyme - synthetic rhyme using abbreviation
• abdicate - to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach, e.g. if you drink 24 beers a day you must be prepared to abdicate seeing your toes(?) again
• abecidofugy - a discussion or conversation about a topic that most people would find irrelevant or utterly trivial, e.g. James and Lee's conversation comparing the color of a giraffe's tongue to the color of a newly paved road was a complete abecidofugy
• abeer! - amen, usually as a type of thanks, e.g. Paul: "I'll get the next round of sodas." Group (in unision): "Abeer!"
• abella - someone who "owns" everything possible, e.g. that abella rules at Counter-strike
• abigailianism - a short whimsical statement to a stated often intangible fact, e.g. in response to a statement "Its a bright sunny day", a person replies "Squish!!!, framing it for my room". By definition the second sentence is a whimsical act on a bright sunny day thus an abigailianism.
• ablecentric - of or pertaining to ablecentrism
• ablecentricity - the quality of being ablecentric
• ablecentrically - in an ablecentric way
• ablecentrism - discrimination against the handicapped
• ablecentrist - a person that discriminates against the handicapped
• ablecentrize - to make ablecentric
• ablexxive - overwhelmingly confusing
• abnormous - Large to an absurd degree, e.g. look at the size of David's head. It's ... it's ... abnormous. To top it off -- so to speak -- he's bald and has a pony tail. What's his deal with wearing shorts year-round, anyway?
• abocus - a person who keeps tab of how many Aboriginal friends she has to show how racially accepting she is. Plural: aboci or abocuses, e.g. step to the rail. No, not you. The abocus to your left.
• abode - a board; a piece of lumber used to build a structure, e.g. is that abode fence?
• abodeaceous - of a glorious and affordable form of rental accomodation amidst otherwise overpriced and substandard rental abodes on the market. (Used by students and artists.), e.g. a modern two-bedroom cottage, with a gorgeous bathroom, a good kitchen, courtyard and part-deck? Near to the city with off-street parking? For under $400? Abodeaceous. • abomally - a unique or unusual violation of social/cultural convention, e.g. Putting ketchup on mint-chocolate-chip ice cream is an abomally • aborable - exceptionally cute yet insufferably boring, e.g. at first, I was pleasantly surprised by my blind date, but soon realized he was aborable when he continually turned the topic of conversation to his Michael Bolton collection. • abortional - to make an exceptionally poor attempt at something, e.g. the striker had an abortional first half hour. • abracadaver - a virtual corpse, discovered while surfing the web one night • abracapocus - hybrid of abracadabra and hocus pocus. Was used by Bugs Bunny when battling a vampire and he turned into a bat with a vampire's head, e.g. Presto! Chango! Abracapocus! Hocuscadabra! A la Peanut Butter Sandwiches! • abra-kebabra - the inevitability that the kebab you are consuming at 3 am after one too many beers with your mates will reappear in the very near future, e.g. We had almost made it home after a big night out. Suddenly, abra-kebabra. Right in the back seat of the car. • abreticular - derived by copying from the Internet without attribution. From Latin (see also apoistic) (google:abreticular) • abreticulate - to copy from the Internet without attribution (google:abreticulate) • etymology: ab, from, + reticulum, net (referring to the Internet) • absent-linkedness - email sent with the intent of forwarding a URL or link, only to be received sans the URL or link (coined by George Fulton) (google:absent-linkedness) • absinthe - a liquid heart medication, e.g. absinthe makes the heart grow fonder • absogoddamnlutely - ultimate absolutely, e.g. I am absogodamnlutely sure I've used this word hundreds of times (one of a group of words relating to certainty, the others are absopositively, absotively, absotively-posilutely, absotivelyposilutely) • absolucid - a portmanteau word: absolute plus lucid, e.g. John meditates because one day he hopes to become absolucid • absoludacris, absoludacras - something absolutely ludicrous--say, Mr. T, for example, e.g. 1. Drugs are bad. Drugs are absoludacris. 2. Ludicras is absoludacris. • absoludicrous - the peak of ridiculousness. Absolutely ludicrous, e.g. dude, your blue hair, with what little there is of it on top, looks absoludicrous with that long ponytail. People can tell you're bald. • absolut - the extreme or epitome of. Pinnacle, e.g. He always gives us absolut intimidation • absonotly - used when the intent is to most definitely decline, e.g. I absonotly won't do that • absopause - when, for some odd reason, everyone shuts up and listens when you talk. Rare, e.g. during the absopause, everyone heard Rob's plan. • absopositilutely - "absolutely" and "positively" combined together in different segments, e.g. you are absopositilutely right! • absopositively - absolutely and positively combined, e.g. I am absopositively sure that Milton likes you (one of a group of words relating to certainty: absopositively, absotively, absotively-posilutely, absotivelyposilutely) • absotivelyposilutely - this is the word you use when you really need to make the point that you are 100% sure of something. It even sounds authoritative. And heck, it's even fun to say because of the way it rolls off your tongue. (one of a group of words relating to certainty: absopositively, absotively, absotively-posilutely, absotivelyposilutely) — Used by Tigger in The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh and by Alex in in an episode of Wizards of Waverly Place. • absotutely - synonymous with "absotivelyposilutely" and its ilk but FAR more authoritative. Also spelled "absotootly" by the great unwashed, e.g. "absotutely" is far more erudite and impressive than "absotootly." • abstractional-dopmology - the study of brown dots in any carpet, e.g. I see you've been catching up on your abstractional-dopmology • abvectitate - to carry out • academic perfectionism - overly high standards about a student's grades (synonym: straight-A-ism) • academic perfectionist - a parent or guardian who is overly strict about his or her child's academic performance • academically perfectionistic - imposing overly high standards about a student's grades (such as punishing for making B's or even A-'s as grades, or expecting straight A+'s) • accidemort - a person died accidentally, either by self or by someone • acrobatorium - room or space where acrobatics is being practiced • acrojumble - using too many acronyms, such as, "I'd love to, but it is the DFR deadline week for all KIXs and ZSWs, e.g. Her memo was unreadable because of severe acrojumble • acronize - to provide an acronym for • acronymisitis - a redundancy created by following an acronym with the final word of that acronym, i.e. "PIN Number," where "PIN" stands for "Personal Identification Number," rendering the final word "number" redundant • acronyze - the process of shortening phrases through acronyms, for the purpose of simplifying statements. Typically used in technical data reporting or inter-office e-mails (i.e. "FUBAR" or "KISS"), e.g. I didn't realize that phrase had been acronyzed • acrophile - one who enjoys in extreme sports • acrosstic - [across + acrostic, Poe] acrostic variation in which nth letter in nth line is significant • active monopoly - microsoft term (inspired from active directory) to explain when a company has gained a monopoly on an otherwise dynamic market, e.g. Q: Why is ADSL so expensive in Australia? A: Tel$tra own the phone lines. They're just applying the active monopoly.
• adaui - to put as many drops of water on a penny as it will hold, e.g. Where in the name of God did your idea of adauing come from? It's really annoying.
• adda be - congratulatory phrase, often used in a sarcastic manner, e.g. Your girlfriend just slapped you in front of the whole school? Adda be, doofus.
• addadictomy - the operation performed when a transexual woman becomes a man, e.g. No, Bernice did not have an addadictomy. Quite the opposite, since Bernice was born Bernard.
• addeletion neighbor - a group of words by addition/subtraction of a letter, e.g. bear, beard
• addle-ware - the vast array, variety and number of goods or wares available on the shelves of gaint supermarts that confuse, addle and often overwhelm the older consumer or buyer
• adevo - a generally exaggerated amount. Also used to refer to smack downs in video games, e.g. who wants to feel the adevo power?
• adger - a mistake, or pathetically stupid remark in conversation, usually involving disastrous consequences, which could have been avoided with even the slightest amount of forethought, e.g. Oh, mate, that certainly was an enormous adger you made there, and now you look a right tit
• adinic - 1. having traits attributed to Dina K. 2. Someone with such a high standard for originality that he or she is rarely ever satisfied (The last genuinely adinic individual died of a seizure after writing what he considered an 'unadinic' admissions essay.)
• adolescenticide - the act of killing a teenager, especially by an adult
• adolescentolatry - worship of a teenager
• adolescentomort - a person killed by a teenager
• adolescentoserm - the act of talking to a kid, especially by an adult (see -serm for meaning and origin of suffix)
• adorophobia - fear of worship
• adulticide - the act of killing an adult, especially by a kid or teen
• adultolatry - worship of an adult, especially by a kid or teen
• adultomort - a person killed by an adult, especially a kid or teen
• adultoserm - the act of talking to an adult, especially by a kid or teen (see -serm for meaning and origin of suffix)
• aedificide - the act of destroying a building
• aedifomort - a person killed in a collapsing building
• aeioi - [adj. and sing. aeious from Dmitri A. Borgman's aeiou word] words with all of the 5 vowels, a, e, i, o and u -- dialogue, equation, sequoia
• aeious - singular of "aeioi" (see recto-aeious)
• aelosaccophobia - fear of injury resulting from the unexpected release of a vehicle air bag. (google:aelosaccophobia)
• aerozoophobia - fear of flying animals, including birds and bats
• aestophobia - fear of hot weather
• aftermorn - [from "after" and "morning"] the time period of a day which is no longer early morning, or in other words from sunrise till noon, same as forenoon
• aftermorrow - [from "after" and "tomorrow"] the day after tomorrow
• afternox - after midnight (see nox)
• agamemnonym - [Edward R. Wolpow's word agamemnon] a word with three or more palindromic trigrams
• agenarian - [nonagenarian back-formation] person under 90 or over 99
• ageware - direct ports of video games that were originally developed for ancient video game consoles and converted for play on contemporary television game consoles, especially without an incentive to buy, e.g. Mega Man Anniversary Collection (google:ageware)
• agmenonym - [agamemnon backformation + -nym] a word transformed into agamemnonym by adding appropriate letter after bigrams to form palindromic trigrams
• agoo - 1. joy from experiencing something for the first time. 2. A state of pride and great happiness. 3. Gift of discovery | "had an agoo" slang - the exhilaration after an initial experience (synonyms: serendipity, excitement, elation, thrill, enthusiasm and delight)
• agoranthrope - one who hates crowds
• agorocoritsophobia - 1. fear or hatred of tomboys or tomboyish fashion ideas. 2. The belief that women should not wear their hair short or wear trousers
• agripyrophobia - fear of wildfires
• agrypnocogitology - a system of thinking, if you can call it that, characterised by awareness and nothing else. From the Greek for "awake" and the Latin for "think". The most basic of the cogitologies.
• aibohphobia - fear of palindromes (itself a palindrome) (google:aibohphobia)
• aibohphobiac - anchored palindrome like aibohphobiac that has an extra final letter and so is not actually a palindrome, demonstrating itself a morbid fear of palindromes
• A.I.-ism - the act or fact of developing robots or other artificial intelligence technology (including machines and software) with the intent to erase the need for a job position that is designated for a specific process (e.g. speech recognition technology)
• AIQ - [AI + IQ portmanteau acronym] measurement of "artificial intelligence" as in the results of a Turing test
• Aizism - exonim for the Chinese new religious movement called Haizidao 亥子道, founded in 1984 in Taiwan
• akilo - 1) an ancient Japanese word which means tranquillity and knowledge (see akilo party). 2) [pronounced 'a-kilo'] A unit of weight equal to 2.2 pounds: kilogram
• akilo party - a party for infants at age 6 months to celebrate the beginning of permanent language acquisition. Music in many different languages is played then and for another 18 months or so. After age 6 months a baby begins to discriminate against languages which are not heard. Citations; (1) Kuhl, PK; Meltzoff, AN (Dept of Speech and Hearing Sciences, University of Washington, Seattle 98195); "Infant Vocalizations in Response to Speech; Vocal Imitation and Developmental Change"; Journal of the Acoustical Society of America, 1996 Oct, 100 4; Pt 1; 2425-38 -- (2) Miller, JL, Eimas, PD (Dept of Psychology, North-eastern University, Boston, MA 02115); "Internal Structure of Voicing Categories in Early Infancy" -- (3) Christophe, A, Dupouz, E, Betonicini, J, Mehler, J (Laboratoire de Sciences Cognitives e Psycholiuistique, CNRS-EHSS, Paris, France); "Do Infants Perceive Word Boundaries? An Empirical Study of the Bootstrapping of Lexical Acquisition", Journal of the Acoustical Society of America, 1994 Mar, 95 3: 1570-8
• akkeyn - [pronounced 'ah-kEEn'] - especially in-tune, sensitive, and concerned or worried with or about something. Example: She is very akkeyn to the problems of the world.
• akrographic neighbor - a branch of double-orthographic neighbor (diplographic neighbor) where a group of words differ by the first and last letters (a.k.a. ends of the words), e.g. bird, dirt, fire, girl, airs [portmanteau of "akro" (Greek for end) and "orthographic"]
• alatrist - [a-without, latreia-Greek for "worship"] a person without religion (adapted by Ken Comer)
• alatry - [a-without, latreia-Greek for "worship"] any philosophy that specifically excludes religion and superstition, including atheism, agnosticism, "free thought", humanism, etc. (coined by Ken Comer)
• Albanandrophilia - love of white men, especially by a black person
• Albanandrophobia - fear of white men, especially by a black person
• Albanicide - the act of killing a white person, especially by a black person
• Albanogynaphilia - love of white women, especially by a black person
• Albanogynaphobia - fear of white women, especially by a black person
• Albanomort - a person (especially black person) killed by a white person
• Albanopuellaphilia - love of white girls, especially by a black person
• Albanopuellaphobia - fear of white girls, especially by a black person
• Albanopuerophilia - love of white boys, especially by a black person
• Albanopuerophobia - fear of white boys, especially by a black person
• Albanoserm - the act of talking to a white person, especially by a black person (see -serm for meaning and origin of suffix)
• alcoholistic - a barfly that frequents drinking establishments on merit of atmosphere and bartenders/tendresses (coined by Dr. Darren "Gav" Bleuel (Nukees!))
• Aldhelmian - like Aldhelm, saintly Anglo-Latin riddlemaster (c. 640-709)
• aliaception - [from the Latin alias, meaning "the other" and the English perception] the knowledge of another person's body (tension, positioning, and quality of movement) via one's sense of touch. “Proprioceptive” awareness of another via the sense of touch
• alienomort - a person killed by an alien
• allergiphobia - fear of allergies
• alligatomort - a person killed by an alligator
• almamania - obsession of jumping
• almaphilia - love of jumping
• almaphobia - fear of jumping
• alotrist - variant spelling of alatrist from feedback column of New Scientist magazine
• alphabit - [alphabet bit] alphabet transformation rebus -- abcdfghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz = cut e = cute, abcdefhijklmnopqrstuvwxyz = g out = gout, abcdefghijkltnopqrstuvwxyz = for m a t = format, abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz = no l = noel, abcdfghijklmnopqrtuvwxyz = no s, e = nose, abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxzy - shift y = shifty
• alphaphilia - love of the letter "a"
• alphaphobia - fear of the letter "a"
• alphonym - a word that starts with "a"
• alternessive metal - a musical genre that mixes alternative metal with progressive metal
• alternessive rock - a musical genre that mixes alternative rock with progressive rock
• althard rock - a musical genre that mixes alternative rock with hard rock
• altitudomort - a person who fell to death
• altocelarophobia - fear of high ceilings (branch of celarophobia), from Latin alto (high) and celare (cover)
• alumnoserm - the act of talking to a student (see -serm for meaning and origin of suffix)
• a-luvy-a - an Aussie slang word used at the tail end of sentences, can also be substituted for "a-mate-a" as well
• amalistic - of and or pertaining to Amal 2. extensive use of sarcasm. Usually when one is amalisitc, one finds joy in saying the exact opposite of everything one means (John loved being amalisitc, so he took it upon himself to eat plenty of cheese and declare 'I am not eating plenty of cheese'. He did this regularly until he was shot.)
• amasicide - the killing of one's lover (same as socicide)
• amasolatry - worship of a lover (same as socilatry)
• amasomort - a person killed by a lover (same as socimort)
• ambassador act - a well-established recording artist or vocal group who serves to tour or promote a new recording artist or vocal group
• ambassador cover - a cover of a song originally recorded by a new artist done by a well-seasoned artist in hopes of promoting the said new artist
• ambiguify - to make ambiguous
• ambimousestrous - the ability to use a computer mouse equally well with both hands; that is, to be ambidextrous with a mouse
• ambitch - [from ambush and bitch] to scold or berate someone when they are least expecting it, e.g.: "I told her not to wait up for me, but when I got home at 2:00am she ambitched me!"
• Amerime - referring to American-made cartoons in the style of Japanese Anime
• Ameripolitan - referring to original music with 'prominent' American roots influence
• Amerispanic - an enlightened empowered Latino or Hispanic who pursues philosophy, intellectualism, etc.
• Amerocentric - referring to a concept or topic related to or focused on America (or specifically the US)
• amilatry, amicolatry - worship of one's friend
• amimort, amicomort - a person killed by one's friend
• amiserm, amicoserm - the act of talking to one's friend (see -serm for meaning and origin of suffix)
• Amish - [Percy Moore Manx + -ish] describing poem form variation with final two lines left unwritten andrest reversed
• amitacide - the killing of one's aunt
• amitalatry - worship of one's aunt
• amitamort - a person killed by one's aunt
• amitaserm - the act of talking to one's aunt (see -serm for meaning and origin of suffix)
• amlwch - a British Rail sandwich which has been kept soft by being regularly washed and resealed in cling film
• amoration - possessing profound love in every moment, in any possible way
• amzing - an adjective describing an improvised dance meant to portray cheerfulness. An amzing dance.
• ana - [Greek: "up"] a term used in some literature to refer to one of the two directions from three dimensional space into four dimensional space. In tetraspace, represented by the vector <0,0,0,1>. This term refers to the direction analogous to up; the opposite direction is kata.
• anachronismic - the quality of using multiple anachronisms, e.g. in the book "The Sword and the Stone," the character Merlyn is anachronismic
• anachrospasm - [anachro- + spasm] an intensely jarring, usually unpleasant, episode of Déjà-vu.
• analloeroticism - the state or quality of being analloerotic
• analyzate - the process of analyzing and evaluting all rolled into one
• anany - [curtailed ananym] describing transdeletion in which word is reversed and final letter deleted, e.g. petal = late
• anaphylaxophobia - fear of anaphylaxis
• anatidaephobia - the fear that somehwere, somehow, a duck is watching you (coined by Gary Larson)
• anatonym - a.k.a. body part name -- areola (nipple area), canthus (where eyelids meet), coccyx (tail bone), coxa (hip bone), diaphysis (bone shaft), dorsum (top of tongue), epiphysis (bone head), fovea (blind spot on retina), frenulum (thin muscle under tongue), hallux (big toe), ischium (back of hip bone), maxilla (upper mouth bone), nasopharynx (passage between nose and throat), opisthenar (back of hand), oropharynx (passage between mouth and throat), patella (kneecap), phalanx (finger or toe bone), philtrum (indentation between nose and upper lip), pinna (external ear), pollex (thumb), popliteal (hollow in back of knee), pubis (front of hip bone), sclera (white of eye), thenar (fleshy pad below thumb), tragus (fleshy bump between face and ear cavity), vomer (slender bone between nostrils)
• -anatrophe - [suffix] any style of child-rearing
• and la - synonym for etcetera. Used at the end of lists such as Pick up mail, feed dogs, and la. Uniquely used by L. Lodge
• andelope - a sentence formed of a string of declarative statements joined by intervening "and"s. First used by B. R. Myers in his 2002 book A Reader's Manifesto
• andgasm - a play on the word "orgasm" - an intense rush of pleasure attained entirely non-sexually
• andor - simply replaces and/or in typed discourse (google:andor)
• andrithmics - the study which deals with men in their quantative aspect; the study of statistics pertaining to men; from G "andr: man + "arithm: number + "ics: pertaining to
• androbot - a part male human and part electronic being, designed to live on planets other than Earth. Blending of Gk, "andro" meaning man, and "robot" from Czech. (see humobot and ildrobot)
• androdiacrisis - discrimination against males
• androfather - a paternal grandfather
• andrographics - demographics based on male gender: homagraphics
• androgynophobia - fear of tomboys (google:androgynophobia)
• andromort - a person killed by a man, especially woman or girl
• androserm - the act of talking to a man, especially by a woman or girl (see -serm for meaning and origin of suffix)
• andromother - a paternal grandmother
• andronym - male version of a name or item. Alexander is the andronym for the name Alexander. The gynonym would be Alexandra. Bull is the andronym for cow. Note that this term is already used (though in limited contexts) with a different meaning. -- What is the correct/current term for this concept? see arsenonym & thelyonym (google:andronym)
• androparent - a paternal grandparent
• androparents - paternal grandparents
• anepistemology - the study of what we do not know, answering the question, "What should we know?" (occupative: apistemologist) (adjective: anepistemological)
• angertainers - (tainers; tained) those professionally involved in selling or promoting random consumer products and services, usually on radio or television, by using techniques to evoke or provoke anger from unassuming consumers
• angertainment - a psychological technique used by radio talk show host to evoke or provoke both conscious and unconscious hostility and fear from audiences
• angram - transdeletion with third letter deleted and rest moved
• angriorse - less angry
• angriorst - least angry
• angstiety - emotional turmoil about one's present state combined with deep uneasiness about the future
• anim cersom - a state of mind causing one affected to see reality as artificial
• animalcest - inbreeding among animals
• animous - the opposite of unanimous
• Ankondays - last two days of the week: Friday and Saturday (taken from the Greek word ἀγκών, meaning "end")
• anno globus - year of our Earth. As in a way to count the number of times the earth has orbited the sun. The count of anno globus started when the mission to complete the circumnavigation of the world by Magellan 0 A.G. (1519 CE) began, thus providing proof of a more complete 'round earth' than previously 'flat world' believed, i.e. the Delcaration of Independence by the U.S. was 257 A.G. (1776 - 1519 = 257) or the U.S. entered WWII in 422 A.G. (1941 - 1519 = 422).
• anonagenarian - a person who looks very, very old, but won't reveal their age
• anteprotologism - a word that may or may not become a newly-created word, i.e. a draft protologism
• anthroposanguinography - the art of writing in human blood
• anti-bananist - one who is opposed to bananas
• antigamy - the act of marrying someone from a family, party, or country opposing one's own. Romeo-and-Juliet marriage
• antigynepantelonism - the belief that women should not don trousers (antonym: progynepantelonism)
• antihurtatorium - a hospital or other place of medical care, specifically in instances where you wish to stop the pain
• antiprotologisticophobia - a special liking to people who do not have a problem with people who enjoy adding to or editing lists of newly created words in a special fashion
• antisiloisation - the principled stance against business silos within an organisation, leading to the process of desiloisation to remove the above silos
• anti-truth - a statement that deceives by being part of the whole truth, a form of half-truth that is true in its own dimension, but only part of the entire truth.
• antu - [abusus non tollit usum] abuse is no argument
• Anx - [beheaded Manx] with initial and terminal lines deleted
• anxiarrhea - loose stools associated with an elevated level of stress and/or worry
• apartionalism - a system of apartheid and discrimination spurred by underlying nationalist and colonialist motivations
• apathete - (pronounced to rhyme with either epithet or athlete) one who is apathetic, an apathetic person (derived from the parallel relationship between athlete and athletic)
• aPaul - the Protestant act of proselytising as commanded by St Paul of Tarsus
• aPauling - present participle of "aPaul", as in: What do you call it when protestants proselytise? It's aPauling.
• apho - fear of four-letter words
• apimort - a person who was stung to death by a bee
• apocaplectic A furious anticipation of the end of the world as we know it (for example the reaction of the Financial Times to Brexit) - No, you mean apoplectic (and it is an adjective) - No, I do not. "Apocaplectic" (slight correction) is a suggested protologism consisting of a portmanteau word (combination of "apocalyptic" and "apoplectic." (AFAIK adjectives are allowed here.)
• apodyopsis - the act of mentally undressing someone
• apoistic - derived by copying from the Internet without attribution. From Greek apo, from, + istos, web (that is, the Internet). (see also abreticular) (google:apoistic)
• apos - the portion of an object that is furthest ana. It is the analog of the top portion of an object for the direction up, or the front portion for the forward direction. Derived from "apex". The opposite side of an object is its zakos.
• apostate gamer - a video game player who has given up religious faith or heritage in favor of his or her own video game interests. (google:"apostate gamer")
• apostronym - [Dave Morice's apostrophe word] a contraction that becomes a real word with removal of an apostrophe. Apostronyms include cant, hell, ill, shell, wed, well, and were.
• apparaphernaliantly - apparently regarding possession/use of drugs
• appersonate - (attempt to) pass the Turing Test
• applanche - (apple + avalanche) a fall or slide of a large number of apples out of the produce bin at the grocery store after removal of a key weight-supporting apple
• appmae - [adde parvum parvo magnus acervus erit] add little by little and there will be a big pile
• Aprilian - a person whose birthday is in April
• Aprilly - every April
• aproctosis - a condition of extended apathy, disinclination and propensity to indulge in displacement activities. From Greek elements a-, lacking + proct(o), rectum + -osis, disease. Compare British English slang "I can't be arsed".
• aqa - [age quod agis] do what you do (well)
• aquacide - the act of drowning someone
• aquamort - a person died from a water-related cause, such as drowning, flood, or rough seas
• aquaphobophobia - fear of people that are aquaphobic
• arachnophobophobia - fear of people that are arachnophobic
• aralisation - the destruction of a waterway by man-made interference and uncontrolled pollution; such as the destruction of the Aral Sea by diverting its inflowing rivers and by more an half-a-hundred years of pollution from weapons' testing, industrial waste dumping and fertilizer run-off
• archeopurpose - used by Richard Dawkins to refer to the 'function' form of a purpose (i.e. non-intentional purpose)
• archephobia - fear of being controlled. Aversion to authority
• archiconym - original name
• archietype - a variant of archetype but inclinated more toward individuality than emulation
• archisphere - the extent of knowledge or interest relating to the art and science of designing and erecting buildings, etc.
• arctierce - a unit of angular measure, equal to 1/60 of an arcsecond or 16.6 milliarcseconds
• ard - [beheaded ord with phonetic r-] word that has been doubly beheaded
• Ardunian - [beheaded Erdunian with phonetic r-] with first two and last four lines unwritten
• Argentemo - an 'emo' of Argentinean origin
• argubate - argument & debate (and argubation)
• ariditaphobia - fear of droughts
• arithmonym - a number spelled out, e.g. four for 4
• armups - [up in arms wordle] aroused to action
• arneticologism - a negative adjective, verb or phrase
• arrational - [beheaded irrational with phonetic r-] between rational and irrational
• arse candle - an offensive term
• arsenonym - the masculine term of the animal species, e.g. bull is the arsenonym for cattle (google:arsenonym)
• Arte Mecco - an art style created by blending contemporary art, modern art, abstract art, art deco, art nouveau and characterized by the usage of the natural juices of the cactus apple or prickly pear, the pomegranate and aloe vera
• artificial stupidity - the essential quality of a software interface, the programming goal of which is to be intelligent by saving the user from repetitive keystrokes and by anticipating the formatting intent of the user, the end result of which prohibits the user from undertaking the most elementary of text procedures without having to refer to the 'help' section of the software, within which the reference is rarely found. (see also indicis-absentia) Example, in a word processing program, 'auto-formatting' that strictly prohibits the user from simply indenting a new line of text without automatically creating a new paragraph or bullet point. Coined by George Fulton. (google:artificial stupidity)
• artinesque - in which the actual outcome of a person's planned action surpasses the sort of results that could be hoped for by far
• artpartbartermart - a barter-based resale shop where poor artists can barter for rather than buy interesting gismos or materials to manufacture into artworks
• arvinout - contemporary slang word meaning "having the best intentions but not coming through". Example: Although with complete sincerity he told me that we would meet for a drink, once again I sat waiting only to realize that he had "arvinedout" (past tense of arvinout).
• arwin - ancient word meaning wing plural:arwen
• aschemegynephobia - fear of unattractive women
• ash hole - an asshole that smokes cigarettes
• Aspergete - someone with Asperger's syndrome
• Aspergineering - describes a branch of thinking associated with people who have Asperger's syndrome, e.g. the unique ability of these people is to think beyond the concept of thinking outside of the box or simple lateral thinking. In aspergineering terms... There simply is no box!
• aspiratage - (from French aspirateur, vacuum cleaner) a surrealist method in which impressions are made in the pile of carpeting by the movement of a vacuum cleaner, or the carpeting with its impressions that are made using this method (coined by Daniel C. Boyer) (google:aspiratage)
• assanginate - Assange + assassinate to assassinate the character of one that brings to light evidence of a governments wrongdoing" (google:assanginate)
• assback - a slang word commonly used to express an opposition having lost an argument. A meeting of the ass and back, but not quite the lower back. The kicking of one Ajin J.'s buttox. Coined by Suman B. and Ajin J.. (google:assback)
• assoline - fuel made from methane
• astroillogical - [astrological + illogical portmanteau] demonstrating the logically extrapolated illogicalness of astrology
• astromort - a person died in space
• astronumby - [numb + astronomy portmanteau] mind-numbing gee-whiz astronomy
• at banpoint - being threatening with banhammering
• at finepoint - being threatening with withholding money
• at groundpoint - being threatened with loss of privileges
• at jailpoint - being threatened with prison time; under government coercion
• at lawpoint - being threatened with calling the police; under coercion by proxy
• atheiphobia - fear of atheists
• atheish - a person who does not "really" believe in God or a person who claims to be an atheist but also claims to be looked after by close deceased (coined by Derek O'Sullivan)
• atheognosis - the knowledge that you don't have to believe mumbo-jumbo to know it logically cannot exist in a universe governed by physical and logical laws (coined by Naja Hannah)
• atheologist - a person who is an atheist but who nonetheless has studied theology and is informed on the subject
• athlematolatry - worship of sports
• athlematology - study of sports (occupative: athlematologist) (adjective: athlematological)
• athlematomania - obsession of sports
• athlematophilia - love of sports
• athlematophobia - fear of sports
• athlette - a female athlete
• athslay - the murder of an elite athlete or sportsman over matters relating to sport. Blending of athlete + slay
• atismia - (acronym from "All That Is Solid Melts Into Air") quote originally from The Communist Manifesto by Marx and Engels, re the dissolution of traditional cultures and relationships under the pressures of capitalism, but receiving a new meaning in the era of global capitalism with its weakening of traditional communities and borders
• atroxputrobscenus - 1. frightfully horrible or disgusting. 2. Cruel and offensive, of evil omen
• audiocism - the belief that musical taste accounts for differences in human character or ability and that listening (or not listening) to a particular genre of music makes a person superior to others
• augminished - in music, a chord that is formed by combining an Augmented chord with a Diminished chord. The opposite of an augminished chord is a demented chord
• Augustian - a person whose birthday is in August
• Augustly - every August
• aummer - 1) transition period between summer and autumn: late summer. 2) A summer-like day during the autumn: Indian summer; or autumn-like day during the summer. 3) Collective term for summer and autumn
• aunta - maternal aunt (google:aunta)
• auntcest - incest with one's aunt
• auntcester - a person who engages in incest with their aunt
• auntcestophile - a person who has incestual intentions towards their aunt
• auntcestual - a person who has incestual intentions towards their biological aunt
• aunter - 1) transition period between autumn and winter: late autumn. 2) A winter-like day during the autumn. 3) Collective term for autumn and winter (NFL season is played during the aunter.)
• auntfender - a tray that you carry at family gatherings so you don't have to hug your relatives (see unclebuffer)
• aunto - paternal aunt (google:aunto)
• auparishtaka - a fictional word made up by exit mundi
• Aurebesize - to transliterate text into the Star Wars Aurebesh alphabet
• Auri - in Daur language, Auri means "mountain"
• Auri Elan - in Daur language, Auri means "mountain", Elan means "Sunlight". Auri Elan means "Mountain Light". Auri Elan is the name of a Daur heroine against Czar Russia invasion in 17 Century. A 200 minutes color movie about her was produced in 1979 by Shanghai Film Studio and was direct by Mr. Xiaodan Tang 汤晓丹. When translated into Chinese, "Auri Elan" is written as "奥瑞伊兰”， “傲蕾一兰”， “Aulei Yilan". Auri Elan Financial Group is named afer her.
• aurofetishism - the mind-set of gold bugs, specifically libertarian (or paleo-conservative) followers of the Austrian School of economic theory
• autarded - a rare, possibly fictional condition in which the individual exhibits traits of both autism and mental retardation
• auteparchic - [from Greek autos = self + eparchia = province)] pertaining to the nature of an auteparchism (coined by RevDJordan) (google:auteparchic)
• auteparchism - [s.v., auteparchic] a social structure consisting of autonomous provinces, e.g., the tacit polity of the Anglican Communion (coined by RevDJordan) (google:auteparchism)
• auteparchy - [s.v., auteparchic] an autonomous province, e.g. the Church of England as a constituent of the Anglican Communion. Compare standard Latin sui iurus, e.g., denoting particular churches within the Catholic Church. (coined by RevDJordan) (google:auteparchism)
• authitect - an author who writes about the structure of fictional buildings, public spaces or cities
• autismodiacrisis - discrimination against people with an autism spectrum disorder
• autoanarchy - a status quo of few if any rules governing individuals or nations, enforced by one powerful authority (google:autoanarchy)
• autobiopic - a biopic that is screenwritten or directed by or that stars the person whose life the film is based on, e.g. an autobiographical film
• autodarwinate - to remove oneself from the gene-pool, thereby furthering the evolution of one's species
• autofugle - a futile search of the Internet for references to oneself, for a new car, or for information on autism ("After hours of fruitless autofugling, Reginald gave up and went out for a soda")
• automasticate - to chew oneself
• automort - a person killed in a car accident
• autophaegophilism - businesses which are dependant on using elements of other affiliated organizations to survive (ie: the relationship between kaft and coca-cola). Wouldn't that be commensal symbiosis?
• autophone - [automobile sound] one of the seven car noises or combinations
• autorisity - to laugh at oneself
• autoshiftgram - word which is its own shiftgram, tanger + 13 = gnatre, emblazonry + 13 = rzoynmbael
• avo - [amor vincit omnia] love conquers all
• avunculolatry, avunculatry - worship of one's uncle
• avunculomort - a person killed by one's uncle
• avunculoserm - the act of talking to one's uncle (see -serm for meaning and origin of suffix)
• awag - to waste the working day posting on the internet
• awefull - full of awe (I know the alphabetical order is wrong.)
• aweless - like awesome, but with less awe
• awemore - like awesome, but with more awe
• awemost - even more awe than awemore
• awesomeousity - person or items potential for being awesome, high level of awesomeness
• awesome-tastic - the combination of 'awesome' and 'fantastic'
• awfulize - to blow something (that has yet not happened) way out of proportion in one's thinking (this is already a word, popularised by Albert Ellis who wrote about rational emotive therapy)
• aximosampia - belonging to a person, place, object or other posessor who/which displays the pinnacle of majesty (ex: Audrey's new P.T. Cruiser is way aximosampia)
• azrael - the process of clearing a gargamel (see gargamel), appropriate as it is the evil cat on the Smurfs, whom is prone to hairballs. Usage: I just azraeled that gargamel, and feel so much better.

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• babank - a baby skank. Someone in their pre-teens or even in the single digit age group who dresses like an adult tart but is clearly too young to do so.
• babelrybski - (part translation of Babelfish into Russian: рыба, fish) text which has been mangled by machine translation to or from Russian
• baboesjkabrains - the concept of many brains as nodes in another bigger brain, being itself again a node in another bigger brain,referring to the wooden Russian Baboesjka dolls where continuously smaller dolls pop up from larger dolls, thus situating a global brain in the Universe (author: Koen Van Spaendonck, 2012)
• baby-in-law - the spouse of the lastborn of a family (also lastborn-in-law, last-in-law)
• baecation - vacation with a bae (romantic partner); not to be confused with beacation (with 'a' and 'e' swapped)
• Bahamavention - 1. an orchestrated attempt by friends or family to convince a loved one who's stressed, overworked or undertan to seek the kind of help only a vacation in The Islands Of The Bahamas can give. 2. A catchphrase for ideal, sub-tropical, rejuvenating vacation
• baikce - thirteen times: thorce, tredecence
• bairdbox blandness - the negative impact of American TV's words and expressions on Englishes around the world. Instead of making them richer in nuance and colour, it has taken over what they had, and inhibited expression. Get a life has replaced colourful expressions such as You're on the wrong track, for pity's sake or pull your head in.
• bajooble - a form of dance which combines dancing with the progressive motion (moving continuously from a starting point A to a destination point B) more characteristic of walking. The act of dancing while walking
• baker's double dozen - a set of twenty-five or twenty-six
• baker's gross - a set of 169
• baker's semi-double dozen - a set of nineteen
• baker's square dozen - a set of seventeen
• balanceboardology - the scientific study of vew-do balance board design (coined by Rick Contrata)
• ballsetto - singing in a much lower register (balls+falsetto)
• bamble - a cross between babble and ramble. Not as relaxed as rambling, but not as frantic as babbling. Example: "Dear readers, when I last left you to bamble on à as I do à am doing, Gina and I were just being attacked by a French ruffian."
• bamf - [sound effect from X-Men comics that accompanies Nightcrawler when he teleports somewhere] the sound something makes when it disappears into thin air, usually with a large puff of smoke
• BAMSLANG" - (n)(v)(adj) what happens when you mess with Freddy Croft
• banda - (interj.) yay!, hooray!
• bandthin - the opposite of bandwidth, refering to a slow internet connection, such as dial-up networking
• banestead - a place where people are not meant to live owing to the extremes and harshness of the climate; for example, polar regions, extreme mountainous regions, waterless deserts
• banff - [from the place name, coined by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd in The Deeper Meaning of Liff.] pertaining to, or description of, that kind of facial expression which is impossible to achieve except when having a passport photograph taken
• banker's double dozen - a set of twenty-two or twenty-three
• banker's gross - a set of 121
• banker's square dozen - a set of fifteen
• banquo - [from character Banquo in Shakespeare's tragedy MacBeth.] someone or something that reminds one of a past misdeed
• banteer - a lusty and raucous old ballad sung after a particularly spectacular araglin (q.v.) has been pulled off
• barackish - seawater that has been visibly contaminated by petroleum or other oils. By analogy "Barack" and "brakish" and coalling to mind the responsibility that President Obama has assumed in responding to the Deepwater Horizon spill
• basil - claimant to an abolished throne. So-called royal who parades like a peacock without feathers, and assumes a title his or her ancestors only had a tenuous grip on. From Gk, "Basil" meaning King, and Basil Fawlty, the eccentric restauranteur, of "Fawlty Towers"
• batbird - a chimerical bat-bird hybrid
• bathysiderodromophony - the timbrous sonification of subway trains
• batman - a hypothetical bat-human hybrid, pun from the character of the same name
• battle-abort - to perform an abortion by killing a pregnant woman in the course of battle
• bay life - (interj.) used when one does something impulsive or on a whim without caring for the consequences
• bbot - acronym for Boun's Board of Trade
• B-cart - low-tech trailer for bicycles and mopeds (Google Eco-Appropriate Carpentry)
• beacation - beach vacation; commonly used on Twitter and Instagram as #beacation: Twitter #beacation, Instagram #beacation. Not to be confused with (much more common and pronounceable) baecation
• bear hugger - an extremely morbidly obese person, usually with a BMI of 60.0 or greater [Nintendoism; coined after a Nintendo character in the Punch-Out!! series who weighs 440 pounds]
• bebbe - slang mispelling (and in some cases, mispronounciation) of the word 'baby'
• be-Darth - (1) to lure someone to the dark side of the Force. (2) To corrupt, bedevel, or benight
• bedridiation - emotional state one reaches after frustration, depression, and hopelessness turns into bedraggledness, cynicism, and sarcasm
• beefz0r - an individual in a group whose heavy-handed ignorance causes the destruction of the group itself. As a verb, to destroy a group through passive-aggressive ignorance
• Bendomino - a new version of the classic Domino, the curved domino changes game play, allowing players to block opponents options
• bennelong - antipodean Australian slang or nickname for someone who disappears from the pub (whilst drunk) and mysteriously appears at home hours later with no recollection of where he has been
• benziphobia - fear of gasoline
• berude - to accuse (a dependent/subordinate) of talking back or being disrespectful, especially with the intention to force an authority figure's opinion or beliefs on the dependent or to coerce a dependent into agreeing with the authority figure. To misuse the "backtalk" card (berude someone into one's parents' teachings) (synonyms: becheek, besass, intervaricate, redoctrinate, reimpertinent)
• berudement - the act of accusing (a dependent/subordinate) of backtalk or disrespect, especially with the intent to deceive coercively (synonyms: besassment, intervarication, redoctrinate, reimpertinence)
• be-Sith - (1) to turn to the dark side of the Force. (2) To seduce (someone) to the dark side of the Force. (3) To corrupt, bedevel, or benight
• betaphilia - love of the letter "b"
• betaphobia - fear of the letter "b"
• betonym - a word that starts with "b"
• be-VAWA - by a woman, to use the Violence Against Women Act to ruin the life of or extort money from a man through false allegations of domestic violence, such as forcing alimony or child support
• bexpert - beer expert (coined by Brwneydladee, on or before June 15, 2009)
• bezzlebozzle - to rudely awaken one's neighbour early in the morning
• bichotomy - synonym of dichotomy
• bigambic - refers to clothing which envelops each of a biped's legs individually (e.g. pants, jeans, shorts); compare monogambic [Latin bi- from bis, twice + Italian gamba, leg]
• biggorse - less big: smaller
• biggorst - least big: smallest
• bigsmall - something small with the characteristics of something big
• bikini-zapping - the destruction of an atoll or small island by using it as testing ground for atomic and nuclear bombs for the "Good of Mankind"; from Bikini Atoll +"zap" : to bomb with atomic bomb
• bilisecond - microsoft's take on the ISO standard nanosecond, but is actually equivalent to a microsecond
• Binarocogitology - a system of thinking that admits to only binary choices. Black/white, good/bad, light/dark. Common amongst the ignorant and religious. "Four legs good two legs bad" is an example. The most basic cogitology aside from agrypnocogitology.
• bindachec - the failure to use hyphens
• binda-exyusa - the overuse of hyphens
• bindaphobia - fear of hyphens
• binhead - a smoking game involving forfeits
• biochronophobia - fear that one's biological clock will run down before one has had a chance adequately to replenish the species
• biohomicide - homicide by means of poisoning; toxicide
• bionian - a person from planespace; from planespace. For example, a "bionian river" is a river from planespace. (see chart under tetraspace)
• biostitute - ["biologist" + "prostitute"] a scientist paid to testify on behalf of an act or company harmful to the environment
• biPodding - the act of sharing an iPod's headphones so that two people can listen to the same music or podcast at the same time, each using one earbud from the same set of headphones (Susie Dent. The Language Report, Oxford University Press, 2006. ISBN 978-0-19-920766-4, ISBN 019920766-6.)
• birl - 1) a boyish girl or girlish boy: girl-boy. 2) To swirl around rapidly [alternate spelling: burl]
• bitalilined - ["bold" + "italicized" + "underlined"] when letters are made bold, italicized, and underlined at the same time, shown as bitalilined
• bitchma - a feminist position strongly and non-negotiably held (feminine of dogma)
• bitchmatic - of or pertaining to bitchma (feminine of dogmatic)
• bizist - (B)usiness (I)intelligence (Z)one (I)nternet (S)pecialist (T)raining in the area of online business
• black eye - a cup of coffee with two shots of espresso
• black helicopter - any wild conspiracy theory which lacks credible evidence to back it up and is used to distract, mislead, or "fear-monger" (similar to a red herring, but more pointed in meaning). Originally used to specifically describe sightings of "black helicopters" connected to assorted alleged nefaria, this term could conceivably be extended as a general descriptor for all such conspiracy theories
• blackorse - less black
• blackorst - least black
• blankday - a single calender day in which there may be space reserved for a nonsense, insignificant or false holiday
• blarg - "blah" + "arg" = "blarg" emotion. When you are having more than a bad day, more than a terrible day, it's a "blarg" day.
• blargy - a placeholder whose meaning can vary, said especially when there is nothing to say
• blatt - a noise made by a faulty brass instrument
• blauthor - a person who writes blog articles, from blog and author
• blearh – [pronouced bleh-air] - a word to express on opinion of disgust, e.g. that dinner was blearh; you're blearh
• blimsnozzle - to be used after someone sneezes (Ex: That was a pretty good sneeze my friend; I hope you didn't wind up with too much snot in your hand.)
• blinkbat - driver who leaves turn-signal blinking mindlessly, analogous to dingbat
• blip-pop - a form of music used in computer games
• blithe-whap - compression of the phrase to blithely whap something. For example, to hit a nail with anything but a hammer, usually with eyes averted. Used to refer to inattentive, unfocused or grossly unskillful actions. Example: "Prediction [for World Wrestling Entertainment match]: In a card filled with “Who Cares?" matches, this one’s the absolute worst. Give two over-sized mid-carders big sticks to blith-whap (sic) the daylights out of each other. As clumsy as they both are, expect them to drop the canes, at least a dozen times." Source
• blitzcrap - describes the sudden onset of diarrhea
• blogamist - a person who maintains more than one blog at a time
• blogamy - the act of maintaining more than one blog at a time
• blogdate - what to tell a blogger whose blog is in dire need of a new post or an update (we say "Blogdate!")
• bloge - {blo-je} vomitted remains of fellatio. Common usages: "You are full of bloge." ; "You are such a bloge."
• blogetiquette - the netiquette used in the blogosphere
• bloggerosphere - the specific part of the blogosphere that is based on the blogger engine which is the biggest blog platform of the blogosphere
• bloggetiquette - the Netiquette used by the blogger using the blogger engine wich is the biggest blog platform of the blogosphere
• blogjam - a state of repetitious publishing of an article or topic in the blogosphere, esp. over a short period of time
• blogosophy - the philosophy of blogging
• blogospherical - the condition of morbid obesity due to long periods of physical inactivity spent reading blogs
• blogsploitation - the misuse of blogs in US media
• blogstitute - (1) a person (often a woman or a musical group) who makes multiple random friend requests on online blogs, weblogs, or online community websites. (2) A person who is perceived as engaging in online promiscuity for fun or profit
• blogtile dysfunction - a blogging disorder marked by the elongated cessation from posting content of any kind on one's blog
• blogtry - a web log entry
• blond-banality - the accursed state where blond banals who, seemingly having little singing or acting talent, become "celebrities" making squillions for their frequent outrageous and sometime bizarre behaviour; from blond + bane and banal + ity
• blournalist - credible individual publisher of online content whose motives and/or loyalties are transparent
• blowgasm - an orgasm, experienced by a woman while in the act of fellatio
• blue advertisement - in political campaigns, an advertisement run by or pertaining to a political party represented by the color blue, especially the U.S. Democratic Party (abbreviation: blue ad)
• blue attack ad - 1. in U.S. political campaigns, a Democratic-run advertisement whose message is meant to attack a Republican candidate or the U.S. Republican Party itself. 2. An attack advertisement run by a member of a political party represented by the color blue, usually meant to attack a member of a party represented by the color red
• blue Congress - a United States Congress with a Democratic majority
• blue Presidency - a U.S. Presidential tenure when a Democratic U.S. President was in office
• blue rig - in U.S. political campaigns, to rig a given election, especially a Presidential election, in favor of the Democratic candidate, especially by means of voter-suppressive legislation
• blue vote - 1) in U.S. political campaigns, a vote for a Democratic candidate in a given election. 2) To vote for a Democratic candidate in a given U.S. election. 3) To vote a candidate for a political office from a party represented by the color blue
• blue year - a year when a Democratic U.S. President was in office
• blueman - a male member of a political party represented by the color blue
• bluescale - a monochromatic image that is only colored in shades of blue (compare grayscale)
• bluewoman - a female member of a political party represented by the color blue
• bluh - internet interjection: blah + ugh
• bluorse, blueorse - less blue
• bluorst, blueorst - least blue
• blurdybloop - a word invented by Mark Crispin, perhaps most famous for its usage in RFC 3501
• blurgh - (interjection) used to express disappointment (Blurgh! I can't believe we lost!) or excitement (Blurgh! I won \$500!) (see blurgh on Wikipedia)
• blurk - popular, conventional wisdom which may be factually right or wrong, but which loses meaning through frequent, often thoughtless repetition
• blurple - bluish purple: indigo
• blurriorse - less blurry
• blurriorst - least blurry
• Bman - the process of stacking two canned beers on top of each other while consuming them
• Boba-type character - a character who has a significant fanbase but is unimportant to the story
• bode-miller - one who takes advantage of the opportunity to “party and socialize at an Olympic level” while seeming indifferent to the expectations anybody else may have of him or her (Ex: “Dude! You are such a bode-miller.”) (synonym of slacker)
• bodnerism - a blatant exaggeration
• bogus crime - a crime that is prohibited based on false or misleading information, unjustified assumptions, or preconceived notions (synonym: bogus offense)
• bom chicka wah wah - onomonopoea to denote the sound of a guitar with a 70's-style wah wah pedal turned on. It sometimes make this sound in an adult film to cue an impending sex scene. Re-entered pop culture in 2007 as the tagline for Axe bodyspray.
• boobiesexual - a woman who identifies primarily as straight but who enjoys touching and fondling women's breasts with no particular interest in genital sexual contact. The fondling may or may not be sexual in nature, depending on the individual. The term was coined by minx in a 2005 blog entry and first appeared in print in the February 2006 Penthouse Forum article by Rachel Kramer Bussel entitled, "XXX Podcasts: the Future of Porn?"
• boomawang - bent penis
• boomerado - [from boomerang and tornado] a swirling boomerang after it was thrown, such as seen in Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess and Super Smash Bros. Brawl
• borange - a color intermediate between brown and orange; boring orange
• borm - one who is socially inept with members of the opposite sex
• borobelology - the study of beautiful cities in relation to their locality, physiognomy, climate and architecture etc; and the influence, if any, these things have on living standards, crime rate, divorce rate, etc of the inhabitants (from OE, borough; Lt,"bel" + ology)
• boshernomics - a branch of economic theory from the noted thinker Adrian "Mad Dog" Bosher. This is a natural progression of post credit crunch capitalism, with a degree of nihilism and libertarianism. Key proponents of the theory are often heard uttering "conmergence" and "transformationary" while supping Steinlager and talking of the Waikato.
• boshwurglitude - the state of being materially dependent on, or indebted to, people or institutions that only (know how to) do "hammer nagging" rather than "push nagging". (Example: A person receiving letters from a landlord, a bank, *and* their former best buddy demanding immediate payment of overdue rent or loans, and threatening legal action if they fail, is "severely and multiply boshwurgled". However, a person whose landlord urges them to contact the Citizen's Advice Bureau for help is not in boshwurglitude with respect to the landlord. Example of usage: "Dude, I seriously need to reduce my level of boshwurglitude!")
• bounciorse - less bouncy
• bounciorst - least bouncy
• bougant - the state of non-herbal tea that has been over-steeped
• bovoscatotoxicosis - bullshit poisoning; the effects both mental and physical of too much bullshit. Common after meetings with politicians and bureaucrats
• boyfriend-in-law - the brother of a boyfriend (Ex: If Sarah's boyfriend is Pat, and Pat has a brother named Paul, then Paul is Sarah's boyfriend-in-law.)
• boys - British pound sterlings, especially when one is cash-strapped. Example of usage: "It set me back 28 boys."
• boz - /bɑːz/ to accomplish by brute force; to accomplish very quickly; to go someplace quickly; to complete a round trip quickly, or drop by for a short time (chiefly in "boz over to...")
• bracism - discrimination against people with braces
• bradorrection - 1. the sublime correction of pedal deformities via skill, mental expertise. manual dexterity and finesse. 2. That weird feeling 'down there' that one gets when they realize that only one other surgeon could have done better, maybe. 3. That sinking feeling preceding the phrase "Yes Dror, you're right"
• braedennial - extremely fast, traveling at a speed more extreme than described by fast or speedy
• braffing - lying in bed, staring into space, listening to music
• brandbane - the fall-out, blow-back and spinning doctoring that takes place when a athlete or celebrity trash a sponsor's brand or image
• brand lag the time it takes for a brand to catch up with what its consumers are currently doing
• brap - a black guy who acts white and has a fat rear end
• brathlete - angry, impetuous, violent sportstar; from a blending of brat, OE brath+ athlete
• brathology - the study of all forms of violence: domestic, street-gang, underworld, terrorism ktp (from (OE) brath: anger, violence + "ology") (occupative: brathologist) (adjective: brathological)
• brathspree - angry, violent confrontation between political demonstrators or crowds at illegal drag-racing towards police (from OE "brath: meaning angry, violent and ON "spree: unrestraint in activity)
• breadwinning child - a son or daughter who is the primary income earner of the household, thus earning more money than the parents
• breastranaut - someone that explores the far reaches of breasts, especially when they are sweaty
• breastraunt - a bar/restaurant in which the waitresses (or waiters if you're that way inclined) are bare-breasted, e.g. 'Hooters'
• Bresus - short for Before Jesus, e.g. climate fluctuations have occurred since Bresus
• brieforse - less brief; longer
• brieforst - least brief; longest
• brightorse - less bright: darker; dimmer
• brightorst - least bright: darkest; dimmest
• britch - a one legged pair of pants
• brite - respelling of "bright"
• Brixton overcoat - The downside of being black in the Western World. "So I'm just walking down the street and the cops stop me. All they see is my Brixton Overcoat."
• brocestual - a person who is sexually attracted to their biological brother
• Brokebacker - a fan of the movie Brokeback Mountain
• brothercest - incest with one's brother
• brown - slang for coffee (Ex: A cup of brown.)
• brownscale - a monochromatic image that is only colored in shades of brown (compare grayscale)
• Bruce Willis is a robot - (idiom) began when the movie Sixth Sense came out. Used when you do not want to give away the end of a movie (does not have to star Bruce Willis). "So in the end, it turns out that Bruce Willis is a robot."
• bruck - to penetrate with a brick
• Bruckingham Palace - a venue for a royal brucking (see 'bruck')
• brupper - [polyporteau of brunch (breakfast and lunch) and supper] the meal that is eaten by a person who only eats once a day
• bubbafication - 1. the act of making something accessible and/or acceptable to the least sophisticated members of a society. 2. Dispensing with all airs and pretense
• buddage - an endearing term for one's friend. "Aw buddage" or "howiya buddage". Buddagita is also acceptable
• buffin - short for "muffin bar"
• buffle - to rub the top of one's head against another's belly (present participle: buffling)
• Buhday - celebration that takes place each 8th of September during Leap Septembers. In the event that the 8th is skipped (which occurs every 30 Leap Septembers) it will be celebrated between Flurpday and Slipgorp. Tradition has it that extravagent gifts are given to those celebrating birthdays on Buhday. Good luck is said to follow those who adhere to this custom. Scary dogs with red eyes are said to follow those who don't.
• bulk - the measure of space within a four dimensional object. It is the tetraspace analog of area in planespace and volume in realmspace.
• bulkiorse - less bulky
• bulkiorst - least bulky
• bunnify - to modify something so as to emphasise feeling and sentiment to the detriment of factual, logical content. North Americans are good at this, while the English are not, e.g. "I have re-focused your resumé for applying for Primary School Teaching. Your bona fides are now bunnified."
• burger munch - a social gathering of people who would otherwise primarily meet for other purposes with little opportunity for socializing. Originally coined by the BDSM community, but has spread beyond it.
• burgloin - to burgle, to purloin, esp. sneakily
• burj - [from the Arabic meaning tower or castle] a multi-use skyscraper that is at least 500 m tall; for example, Taipei 101
• burl - to swirl around rapidly [alternate spelling: birl]
• burqatard - (burqa +‎ unitard) sports outfit for female Muslim athletes, which is already seen in blogs
• bushkavite - anyone willing to sit in the hot sun for over two hours waiting for the dedication of a childhood home ceremonies to commence
• busiorse - less busy
• busiorst - least busy
• buttsack - a saggy or misshapen posterior
• buttsauce - a term coined by Postal Guy of Postal and Postal 2 that holds the meaning of: "That was weak."
• buxuyaodinu - an unwanted daughter, specifically in the People's Republic of China
• bweet - [from the Little Rascals character Buckwheat] a lock of hair that sticks up uncontrollably
• bytergist - (computers, techspeak) the spirit or genius that marks the technology for the next generation

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• Caadain - name of a legendary tribe of Canadia, known to raid on mooseback and flood the target area with maple syrup
• cacopœia - (from κακοποιία) a sinful‐act, evil‐doing, or unpleasant deed (plural: cacopœiæ)
• caecusphobia - fear of blind people
• caelomania - obsession with the sky
• caelophobia - fear of the sky
• caffeinergy source - any product that uses caffeine as an energy source for customers like coffee, Mountain Dew or Red Bull (used by Strong Bad[1])
• cager - a derogatory word for a car driver, someone who needs to drive around in a steel cage
• calendrian - 1. a person in charge of making calendars. 2. A person who looks at or manages plans on calendars extremely often
• caligynophilism - the belief that female beauty is beneficial and morally okay
• caligynophobism - the belief that female beauty is immoral, depraved, dangerous, or deadly
• calmorse - less calm
• calmorst - least calm
• Cambodian accessory - child from a third-world country adopted by a celebrity for purposes of improving the celebrity's reputation (citations)
• cammaphilia - love of the letter "c"
• cammaphobia - fear of the letter "c"
• cammonym - a word that starts with "c"
• Canade - to act like a Canadian, or perform activities associated with Canadians. First used by the character Craig, on Matt Wilson's Bonus Stage: "Come on, son, we're moving to Canada, where we can... canade."
• canilatry, caninolatry - worship of a dog
• canimort, caninomort - a person killed by a dog
• caninigund - unfit for canine consumption, e.g. chocolate
• canor - a unit of time approximately equal to the average song length — 4 minutes. Canor is Latin word for song. Example of usage: It takes a canor to drive to a friend's house.
• Cantuaral - [from Latin Cantuar: Canterbury] of or pertaining to the ecclesiastical (i) province of Canterbury, or (ii) Archbishop of Canterbury
• canzoo - an animal that can adopt a smelly stinky smell (also called a "Ah-choo!")
• capiophobia - fear of getting arrested
• capticide - the act of killing a prisoner, including execution
• carbage - trash, junk or other clutter found in one's car; also excessivly, sometimes hideously customized cars (citation: Carbage web site at topgear.com)
• carideatarian - one who primarily eats shrimp as a source of animal protein; a vegetarian that only eats shrimp (citation: Carideatarian web site at amazinglife.bio)
• carma - the understanding, tolerant attitude of a motorist towards other motorists or road users when things go wrong on the road, based on karma. (the antonym of road rage)
• cartozoology - the pastime of finding animal shapes outlined by street layouts in maps (citation: Norwegian Cartozoologic Society (more citations))
• casanology - science pertaining to house construction and health; the effects on ones body of walking frequently on a concrete-based floor; the link between electronic devices and certain types of cancer, etc. From a blending of Italian, casa meaning house, L san health & ology
• cashtration - financial impotency resulting from a major purchase
• castrophony - a portmanteau of cacophony and catastrophic. Attributed to the the song "Fire Coming Out of the Monkey's Head" by the musical group Gorillaz. Implied meaning is: a cacophony of catastrophic proportions
• casttype - to write a character in a screenplay or tv-series specifically for a certain actor. Similar to typecast but performed by the writer.
• catadicastogamy - the act or practice of seeking a spouse who has a rap sheet
• cataglottal - pertaining to the type of kissing which French kissing is
• catapult the propoganda - to promote acceptance of lies/damn lies/statistics; used by George W. Bush in a speech[2]
• catastolephobia - fear of or aversion to repression or repressive culture/countries
• catastolepolitism - repressive culture or regime
• -catastolia - (suffix) repression of
• catastolocracy - a repressive government; a government that uses legislation for ideological purposes
• catastrofuck - "When a hell-hole meets a cataclysm." - Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, 10/03/2006
• catchiorse - less catchy
• catchiorst - least catchy
• catdog - (or dogcat) - an imaginery creature that is part cat and part dog
• catio - a patio designed for cats
• catman - an alleged cat-human hybrid
• catnav - a tracking system worn by a cat
• catoterogamy - the act or practice of seeking a younger spouse
• catpacity - the maximum number of cats one can sustain
• cattoo - a cat tattoo
• caucafro - description of a white man's hair when attempting to sport an afro
• cedeiaphobia - fear of attending funerals
• celarophobia - fear of ceilings, from Latin celare (cover)
• celibatariat - a person who does not believe in romantic love, especially a man
• celibatary - not believing in romantic love
• censor fraud - censorship based on false claims of objectionability (synonyms: censorial fraud, censorship fraud)
• censor state - a government that regulates media content or people's beliefs; a state where freedom of speech is nonexistent or significantly watered down
• centence - one hundred times
• certificant - an individual or group that has been certified or approved by an independent organization
• cesariacy - hair length
• cesariate - long-haired
• cesariatism - 1. the act of judging by hair length. 2. Discrimination against bald or short-haired women, e.g. hair bigotry. 3. The belief that women should wear their hair long; opposition to female haircutting
• cesariatist - 1. one who judges by hair length. 2. One who discriminates against bald or short-hair women. 3. An advocate of long hair for women
• cetimort - a person killed by a whale
• cewebrity - a person who is famous on the internet, but may or may not be otherwise well-known
• chain-coke - the act of drinking multiple cans of coke (or other caffeinated beverage) in rapid sequence, often times using the pop-top of an empty can to open the next can (Ex: Pete would often chain-coke in order to stay awake during late nights at work. Eric's chronic chain-coking resulted in frequent headaches.)
• chainsawesome - [chain'saw'sum] combination of chainsaw and awesome; really really awesome, so as to invoke the need of a chainsaw (Ex: That game last night was so chainsawesome!)
• chandralethe - [shondra-lee-thee] the relegation of a major news headline from the front page of newspapers, such as the disappearance of Chandra Levy, by a subsequent far greater headline grabbing event like the 11th September attack on the USA [from Chandra + Gk "lethe: to forget]
• chandropol - the name of the first colony established on the Moon by humobots (see humobot) in the year 2525 AD, whose human forebears were a mixed race of Australians, Chinese and Indians called Auschindians [blend of words: "chen" from Mandarin meaning city; "chandra" from Sanskrit meaning moon; and "pol" anglicised greek meaning city]
• chapectomy - excising a male from a photograph of a beautiful woman by means of photoshop. Usually seen in fashion and celebrity magazines, where, under deadlines, the artist inadvertently leaves a disembodied male hand on the shoulder of the model.
• Charles-ism - the act of mixing two or more genres of music together in a song (coined after Ray Charles)
• chavalanche - a gang of chavs
• chavelling - the act of chavs travelling together
• chavloid - a newspaper especially a tabloid characterised by sensationalist journalism and wordplay
• cheaporse - less cheap: pricier
• cheaporst - least cheap: priciest
• cheapware - inexpensive software applications (e.g. desktop publishing, word processing), usually when used in professional settings for business purposes where more expensive software applications would be more appropriate
• cheesiorse - less cheesy
• cheesiorst - least cheesy
• cheggers - slang for Ketamine, derived from U.K. TV personality Keith Chegwin
• cheggle - a bagel with egg and cheese
• chicktyper - a male who types on the keyboard at uncanny speed without looking, mimicing the secretorial skills of a female
• chick-wo - someone or something that is very cool in Mt. Isa
• chillaxin' - 1. to release oneself from inhibition, worry, tension etc. 2. To kick back, take it easy. 3. To be chillin' and relaxin'
• chionomort - a person died in a snowstorm
• chionothyellaphobia - fear of blizzards
• chirp a brodie - to spin the wheels of one's vehicle, causing a screeching sound
• chocolate slavery - the practice in some countries of enslaving young children to harvest cocoa for the making of chocolate
• choog - (slang) a person possessing any bad qualities, an extremely vague term. Also a name given to any person disliked by you
• Choowara - literally, a dried date, but used to represent sleazy, showy guys
• Christi-insanity - pro-life/pro-war Christianity
• christougenniatikophobia - fear of Christmas
• chromatocogitology - a method of thinking or analysis that admits that a given parameter under study might be continuously variable between two extremes and might manifest unpredictable qualities along its continuum. From Greek for "colour" and Latin for "thinking". An advance on cinerocogitology, which is greyscale thinking, which is in turn an advance on binarocogitology (black-and-white thinking), which is in turn an advance on agrypnocogitology, which is simple wakefulness.
• chromatophotographer - a person who prefers color photography
• chromolatry - worship of colors
• chromonym - a word or phrase that contains a color term embedded, e.g. greenhouse, red alert, Black Friday
• chronohodophobia - fear of time travel
• chronopolychromatocogitology - chromatocogitology but involving multiple parameters seen as arbitrarily independent variables thus visualised multidimensionally and including a time dimension (hence also chronodichromatocogitology, tricinerocogitology, and other various combinations)
• chuckawucka' - an exclamatory and descriptive word which can be used in almost any context to express any emotion and relies on the tone of voice of the speaker
• chuppy - a Chinese yuppy
• church of Internet atheists - a term used to describe the similarity of group behaviour and benefits between typical atheists on the Internet (such as on forums), and theists who have expressed such behaviour, and had such benefits within a traditional church environment. While the term itself is new, first used by Andrew Gray in mid 2011, the observation of it is not, and has appeared in various forms on the Internet for several years (e.g. "Internet is church for atheists") after the emergence of the so called "new atheists" such as Sam Harris.
• Chuwero - a made-up racial slur
• 2006 November 10, “Meet Mr. Hyde”, in Penny Arcade[3]:
Tycho: Racist? Really? I don't know even know what race you are.
Gabe: You made it up. You called me a Chuwero.
• 2010 July 14, “Duplicity”, in Penny Arcade[4]:
Tycho: THE SLACK-JAWED CHUWERO SCOOPSLUT AT YOUR FREMONT LOCATION GAVE ME COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM INSTEAD OF CAKE BATTER, LIKE I DON'T KNOW THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CAKES AND COOKIES!
• 2010 November 22, Andrew Chaikin as Tycho Brahe, Poker Night at the Inventory:
Hey, Chuwero! Look lively!
• cidereal - of or related to killing (homophone: sidereal)
• cinemania - obsession of seeing movies at the theaters
• cinematolatry - worship of movies
• cinematomania - obsession of movies
• cinematophilia - love of movies
• cinematophobia - fear of movies
• cinephilia - love of seeing movies at the theaters
• cinephobia - fear of seeing movies at the theaters
• cinerocogitology - a method of thinking characterised by an admission that a grayscale can exist between binary opposites such as good/bad, black/white. From the Latin for "gray" and "think". An advance on binarocogitology, or black-and-white thinking, which is in turn an advance on agrypnocogitology, which is simple wakefulness.
• circumloconvolution - to allegedly discuss, at great length, any given topic without actually making any meaningful comment on said topic
• circumseq - eschewing the direct path for a circuitous or convoluted course
• citidiot - city dweller who gives the air of cosmopolitanism and intelligence but when pressed is ignorant on all things and geography not locally based. Urban equivalent to a country bumpkin but more arrogant
• citogenesis - the process establishing a (reliable) chain of references (e.g. of a claimed fact)
• 2011 November 16, “Citogenesis”, in xkcd[5]:
• clariflixplain" To explain something to a complete fucking idiot. Usually destroying their previous beliefs in the process, and taking a very long time
• claustrophobophobia - fear of people that are claustrophobic
• cleanorse - less clean: dirtier
• cleanorst - least clean: dirtiest
• clearorse - less clear
• clearorst - least clear
• clicker heroes - heroes that click. (from Clicker Heroes) "Clicker heroes enjoy browsing the web."
• clicktionary - a quick and dependable instant translation computer dictionary
• clickwealth - the wealth that is acquired by the clicks that a website/blog entries or elements receive which can translate into to money, fame or recognition
• clidiocy - the state of being either uneducated in regards to much of human history, or having significant misconsceptions about a historical era, event, or person
• clidiot - one who suffers from clidiocy
• climatia - the process of global warming
• clirty - clothes that aren't dirty enough to wash, but on the other hand aren't clean enough to put back where you normally keep them
• closorse - less close: farther
• closorst - least close: farthest
• cloudiorse - less cloudy: clearer
• cloudiorst - least cloudy: clearest
• cloudwash - (of software) move some functions onto "the cloud" (the Internet) to seem trendy (citations)
• cluewareness - the state or level that one has a clue and demonstrates awareness. An antonym for clueless, and an alternative to the non existent word cluefulness or clueinedness from which cluewareness was inspired.
• coarsorse - less coarse: finer
• coarsorst - least coarse: finest
• cockaludicrous - ridiculously androcentric or patriarchal
• 1987, Daly, Mary, Jane Caputi, editor, Websters' First New Intergalactic Wickedary of the English Language[6], Boston: Beacon Press, OL 2373072M, page 190:
cockaludicrous adj : snoolishly foolish, laughably loutish; epitomizing androcratic authoritativeness: perfectly, pompously wrong
• 1993 October 1, Caputi, Jane, Gossips, Gorgons & Crones: The Fates of the Earth, Santa Fe: Bear & Company, ISBN 9781879181052, OL 1410178M, page 5:
If we consent to this cockaludicrous conceit—if we believe that the Earth is a lump of unconscious matter owned by elite men—we are far more susceptible to the belief that we are equally powerless, passive, and possessed.
• 2010 December 26, Corbett, Sara, “Gyno-theologian”, in New York Times Magazine[7], ISSN 0028-7822, page 14:
The world could be so cockaludicrous, so full of snools and dickspeakers.
• cockjockery - acting like a cockjockey
• cockjockey - a homosexual, or someone who acts like one
• cock-pushup - the act of laying down on one's stomach and supporting one's weight solely with one's penis through use of the erectile muscle
• cockslap - a slap with a cock, especially in the shower when the maximum "smack" sound is achieved by cock to forehead contact (a.k.a. mushroom stamp (as the head of a penis has a similar shape of a mushroom))
• codewit - a collective approach to mobilize thousands of people around the world to use the power of letter-writing to help bring about change in Africa
• cogency - a hybrid of an agency / consultancy that combines the analytical skill sets of the traditional consulting model with the engagement and communications skills linked more closely to the agency model
• cogitology - the study of the various levels of complexity with which people think. Agrypnocogitology: awakefulness without any analysis. Binarocogitology: binary thinking e.g. good/bad, black/white focussing on one parameter at a time. Cinerocogitology: like binarocogitology but adding grayscale possibilities. Chromatocogitology: analysis that recognises that a given parameter might be continuously variable and manifest colour-like complexities along the way. Chronopolychromatocogitology is chromatocogitology in multiple dimensions involving multiple independent parameters/variables and including a time dimension. Panpseudoreiterative chronopolychromatocogitology involves chronopolychromatocogitology wherein any most or all of the multiple parameters reiterate into each other and the reiterations may be full partial or pseudo. This is the most complex of the real and logical cogitologies.
• cognaticide - the killing of one's cousin
• cognatilatry - worship of one's cousin
• cognatimort - a person killed by one's cousin
• cognatiserm - the act of talking to one's cousin (see -serm for meaning and origin of suffix)
• cognosphere - the sum of genetically and culturally derived components influencing a thought process of an individual. A non-exhaustive list of such influences would include:
1. any processes that are in-built (genetic) and species-wide generalized;
2. those (cultural and genetic) that might be characteristic of isolated populations;
3. those (genetic) of individual personality.
• Colberrific - terrific like Stephen Colbert
• cold chick - an unattractive young woman
• coldorse - less cold: warmer, hotter
• coldorst - least cold: warmest, hottest
• coldspot - opposite of wifi hotspot
• coldth - state or quality of being cold
• colimbomania - obsession of going in the swimming pool
• colimbophilia - love of going in the swimming pool
• colimbophobia - fear of going in the swimming pool
• Collaborative Service Network - a Layer-7 switching network that supports complex human / computer relationship webs in a service oriented fashion; or; a community working together to deliver an aggregated service in a cooperative fashion
• collaborometer - a tool to help decide which communication channels to use when working jointly with others or together especially in an intellectual endeavour
• collegoserm - the act of talking to a colleague (see -serm for meaning and origin of suffix)
• come back to Rapunzel - to regrow one's long hair after having short hair for a time
• cometolatry - worship of comets
• commodum sed malum prohibitum - any thing that is beneficial, but wrong by only statute. To be used to refer to something that is wrong only by statute, but is actually beneficial instead of hurtful. A victimless crime that is actually beneficial.
• communitychannel - excessively apologetic; displaying tendency towards self-deprecation; contrived (esp. humorous) self-criticism. Derives from the popular vLogging site http://www.youtube.com/communitychannel
• complinsult - a sentence or phrase that is both a compliment and an insult, e.g. "you must have practised really hard to become as rude as that" or "that's a great haircut, particularly at the back," etc.
• COMPOST - acronym for Corporate Obfuscatory Monopolistic Plutosocialist Oppressive State Terrorism: used to describe the prevailing political-economic system
• comprehosophy" - the science of understanding associations
• concension - [contention + consensus] the brief and fleeting sensation commonly preceding consensus
• concertomania - obsession of concerts
• concertophilia - love of concerts
• concertophobia - fear of concerts
• concoctionist - someone who makes concoctions e.g. new cocktails, recipies. Also a low-level alchemist
• concuber - describes a specific situation where traffic control lights are inoperative and a police officer is directing traffic. Usage: There is a "concuber" at first and main. Drivers are advised to take an alternate route. First coined by Nova Holt, 2008.
• condescendor - someone who behaves in a condescending manner - a condescendor
• confederacism - the ideals of slavery, white supremacy, and racial segregation in the USA
• confederacist - a proponent of slavery, white supremacy, and racial segregation in the USA
• confluctuate - of results from a search-engine - to fluctuate because of algorithm change
• confoddery - a mixture of random pointlessness
• confruition - the sense that one's satisfaction and actualization are inseparable, not only from each other, but also from those of others
• confuscate - to over-complicate, or make convoluted. To obfuscate. A common mis-spelling of confiscate.
• confussled - confused + befuddled
• connectology - the study of connecting things
• connectorize - to attach connectors to the ends of something, usually of an electrical or optical cable
• consecotaleophobia - fear of chopsticks
• conservofascism - lemma of conservofascist
• consonantpated - to have all vowels and no consonants after multiple turns in a Scrabble game, e.g. "I felt very sure a vowel movement was in order as I was consonantpated."
• conspadamo - love at first sight
• conspirapedia - a version of Wikipedia where the rules are the opposite: i.e. no peer reviewed sources are allowed, and the weirder the theory the more credence it is given
• consuelopial - capable of lowering (raising) blood pressure by talking (silence)
• consumerproof - easy to find, easy to buy and easy to use by consumers. To make easy to find, easy to buy and easy to use for consumers, i.e. "The cellphone was designed to be consumerproof."
• contetrichaphobia - (1) fear of women with short hair. (2) Fear of or aversion to female haircutting or advocation of it
• continualgia - a term developed by Dr. Mark Drangsholt (University of Washington) to provide terminology that will be useful for research and therapeutic purposes for certain pain states. Continualgia is a new term designating continuous pain without pain-free periods that may have utility as a distinct phenotype for pain conditions with similar neural mechanisms
• contoods - idiotic word used by Carly in iCarly, thinking making up words would make her famous. Contoods is nothing but a word made from Carly's (Miranda) rocks for brains
• contraceive - to use contraception; to use contraceptives [alternate back-formation of contraception, the original back-formation is contracept]
• contrascientific - a phenomenon is contrascientific if the current scientific understanding of the laws of nature gives us good reason to believe it cannot happen. For example: astrology, chiropractic theory, telekinesis, and intelligent design are all currently contrascientific. Acupuncture used to be, but is no longer contrascientific. (Squiptryx)
• contrivonym - an acronym that is constructed so that it spells a desired word. Examples in government abound, such as the USA PATRIOT Act: The "Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate tools required to Intercept and Obstruct terrorism Act of 2001". Compare backronym. [Term suggested by Wikipedia user JackofOz on the Wikipedia Miscellaneous Reference Desk, 2007-11-04 "Type of Acronym" thread, in this edit.]
• converstation - a place, in the real world or in cyberspace, specifically intended to facilitate conversation
• convetition - [portmanteau of conversation and competition] a dialogue, between two or more persons, marked by lack of listening and a lack of building any common thread of ideas, but instead marked by each participant seeking to out-quip, out-quote and out-gloat the other. Frequent interruptions evident, and non-sequiters abundant.
• cood - cool and good
• cooliest - word used in Drake & Josh TV show that is said to mean most cool
• coolorse - less cool: warmer, hotter
• coolorst - least cool: warmest, hottest
• coolfortable - [pronounced 'coolth-tibble'] cool and comfortable
• coomestibles - charred meat, but somehow still thought to be edible in the relaxed mood of a barbecue [blending of OE "coom" meaning soot and Latin "edibil" meaning edible], based on comestible
• coomy throsm - the dark, grayish, sooty atmosphere that hovers above many of the world's overpopulated, heavy polluted super-cities [from OE "coom" meaning begrimed, dirty, sooty and "throsm]], smoke]
• copainicide - the killing of one's boyfriend
• copainolatry - worship of one's boyfriend
• copainomort - a person killed by one's boyfriend
• copainoserm - the act of talking to one's boyfriend (see -serm for meaning and origin of suffix)
• coparazzi - the person operating a photo-radar camera to catch vehicular speeders. Also a term used during a protest march lead by Jesse Jackson referring to unfair treatment by the police
• copyriot - copy + riot
• coregenesis - (or koregenesis) female birth — Coregenesis is never a cause for celebration in China.
• corephobia - (1) fear of having female offspring. Son preference. (2) The act of cancelling female birth, through abortion or infanticide. Female deselection. (3) Fear of hearing news of female birth (alternate spelling: korephobia)
• corephobic - (1) not wanting a daughter. (2) Where daughters are often not wanted [alternate spelling: korephobic]
• corephobocracy - (or korephobocracy) a country where daughters are often not wanted (a corephobic country)
• corimpetomort - a person died from a heart attack
• cornfuzzle - to severely confuse or disorient
• cornobble - to hit with a fish
• cornography - the blatant and gratuitous commercials by General Motors, Ford and the U.S. Federal Government in which American citizens are broadsided with propaganda relating to E85 and other Ethanol products
• corpalith - a monolithic corporation (similar in wording to coprolith)
• corporate wine - wine with a personalised custom label
• corporatti - those who support the corporate community above that of government by the people, etc.
• correctify - to fix something - You better correctify that problem before the boss finds it!"
• corrumpo vader - (or ghost willace) to blurt the ending of a movie before a nearby bystander's first viewing
• costliorse - less costly
• costliorst - least costly
• costumist - a person who creates costumes (the existing word is costumier)
• cotarian - a gladiator that was hit in the head by a mace
• cotton mill - an old fashioned factory
• could-have-been - describing someone who could have been famous or successful if not for certain events (see has-been)
• countrock - fusion musical genre of country and rock
• cousina - female cousin
• cousincest - incest between first cousins
• cousincester - one who engages in incest with a first cousin
• cousincestophile - a person who is sexually attracted to their cousin
• cousincestual - a person who is sexually attracted to their cousin
• cousino - male cousin
• Coyotus Interruptus - a temporary pause in the law of gravity, i.e when something is not affected by gravity for a brief time (coined from the joke latin of Wile E. Coyote cartoons, and of the coyote himself when he temporarily hangs in the air {interrupting the law of gravity}, before falling.)
• craftrimony - a crafty, artsy, or creative collaboration between spouses
• crappify - to lower the image quality of a texture map by texture compression
• craptabulous - staggeringly and fanficully lousy
• craptest - to make a quick judgment of an issue based on personal experience of the subject matter
• craxiology - the study of the controversial life and politics of Benedetto Craxi
• craziorse - less crazy
• craziorst - least crazy
• Crazy Ivan - a tetris fanatic/addict
• creation ex monkeyho - those who deny Adam was created from the dust of the ground, but instead postulate that he had animal origins
• creepiorse - less creepy
• creepiorst - least creepy
• creepypasta - a short story pasted into a forum designed to frighten or shock the reader
• cremains - the remains of a cremated person
• crennavation - the confusion between creativity and innovation in entrepreneurial events. Example, Greg thought it a wonderful example of crennavation
• creaturicide - the act of killing a creature
• creaturolatry - worship of a creature
• creaturomort - a person killed by a creature
• crevicle - one of any kind of small objects that collect and multiply in odd corners and shelves
• crewlust - the intense desire to crew dance
• criller - 1.) one addicted to crack. 2.) Combination of genres crime and thriller
• criminiferous - causing or promoting criminal activity — Some men believe that the feminist movement is criminiferous.
• crimystery - combination of genres crime and mystery [portmanteau of "crime" and "mystery"]
• crind - a 3d object that is the intersection of two perpendicular cylinders. It has two linear axes of rotation like the duocylinder, but it is not a rotatope because the angles between the sides aren't right angles
• crisate - [Lat. crisare] (of women) to wiggle the hips during copulation (further etymology at crissum)
• crockaholic - someone with an irrational attachment to old computers, cars etc. who wastes a lot of time trying to keep them working ("Marvin, get a new Mac and stop being such a crockaholic")
• crocodimort - a person killed by a crocodile
• croocked - to be drunk, or in a state of stupor
• Crosstian - derogatory slang referring to those who self-identify as Christian but who place more importance on either the death of Jesus of Nazareth or on the works of people in the faith who joined after his death than they do the life and example of Jesus. Used as a noun or adjective.
• crotching - giving a particularly deserving someone a swift kick to the groin, without the need for explanation, as the crotchee is already well aware of his social infraction
• Crowdhorsing - the collective cooperation, attention and trust by people who network and pool their money and other resources together, usually via the internet, to support the purchasing and training of horses. In specific thoroughbred horses such as racehorses.
• crunk - type of hip hop music originating in the late 1990s in Tennessee. Possibly a contraction of the terms "crazy" or "chronic" and "drunk;" or the state of being drunk and high on marijuana at the same time
• crural cheronese - a poetic name for Italy
• cry like Rachel Crow - to cry like a little girl, especially when getting eliminated as a contestant in a given reality television competition program (coined after a contestant from the first season of the U.S. version of The X Factor)
• crypaesthetic - a hidden feeling towards words (South African in Origin) http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Mensa
• cryptic catastrophe - "Nature or Man doing Harm", but the extent of death, destruction and hardship remaining unknown to the rest of mankind, because of the strict censoring of news in the afflicted country
• cryptolectrology - the study of loose change, car keys and television remotes [from Greek: kruptos, "hidden" and lektron, "couch"]
• cryptophilia - you want something but you don't know what it is
• C-snack - type of snack that starts with C — chips, cookies, cakes, and candies
• cubinder - a four dimensional hypercylinder that can roll along one axis, but is flat on all the other sides. It can be formed by extending a cylinder into tetraspace linearly (see the chart under rotatope)
• cuculope - a cross between a cucumber and an antelope (GoogleIt)
• cuculoupe - a cross between a cucumber and a cantaloupe (GoogleIt)
• cunctabund - hesitant
• cunniphobia - fear of performing cunnilingus for various or singular reasons
• customerbility - the ease with which a product or service can be bought or accessed, understood and used for its desired and intended purpose, to the (complete) satisfaction of the customer. Similar to usability; however, by definition, the user is a customer or client of the brand, product or service (or of the manufacturer or retailer) being considered. From the perspective of a customer or client in a business-to-consumer or business-to-business relationship, customerbility considers the amount and quality of the customer's experience, the level of satisfaction (stated or inferred) with all aspects of the transaction(s) and the relationship with the manufacturer or retailer, the willingness to continue being a customer (loyalty to the manufacturer or retailer brand), and even the willingness to recommend the brand, product or service to others.
• cutiful - cute and beautiful
• cutrefaction - from cute + putrefaction, a mysterious transformational process whereby a (usu. audio/visual) meme starts out cute (and apparently harmless), grows progressively more saccharine over time —often due to inescapably ubiquitous saturation advertising and/or corporate branding campaigns — and ultimately achieves a state of cutrescence, becoming so hyper-adorable that it finally exceeds some ineffable cuteness threshold, whereupon any remaining charm is suddenly transmogrified into a festering, toxic, brain-rot inevitably found to be corrosive to the very foundations of human culture (cf. Justin Bieber, Hello Kitty®, SpongeBob SquarePants® and Barney the Friendly Dinosaur®, each epitomizing various stages of the process)
• cutrescence - from cute + putrescence; see cutrefaction right above it
• cuz cuz - someone you are going to rob but have not robbed yet [derived from "cuz" as in "wuddup cuz" but referring more specifically to the mark in a robbery]
• cyall - "CYA" to a group of people
• cyanscale - a monochromatic image that is only colored in shades of cyan (compare grayscale)
• cybercalifragilistic - geeky but exciting
• cybermartyr - a user who is humiliated or banned from a forum, or blocked from a wikisite for expounding one's religious, political, or cultural beliefs or cause
• cyberquire - to come into possession or control of information acquired on the Internet
• cyborgization - transformation into a cyborg
• cyborgize - to cause transformation into a cyborg
• cyclonologist - one who studies tropical cyclones
• cyclonology - a study of tropical cyclones
• cyclonomort - a person killed by a tropical cyclone
• cyclonophobia - fear of tropical cyclones, including hurricanes or typhoons
• czechnology - a form of improvisation that often borders on the crazy or even dangerous. May be pejorative to Czech people.

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• DABO or dabo - (prep.) "despite and because of" (usage: DABO increased border security, the cartel's profits increased as it monopolized the remaining traffic.)
• daddy hundred - (cricket) a score of 150, 200, 250 etc.
• dadkeen - of men who rush to claim fatherhood of a young child following the death of its wealthy mother. Parody of the expression "dead keen".
• daga - a random and stupid word, can be used in any context
• daknophobia - fear of being bitten
• dalmatiated - covered in spots (Ee: The dog was dalmatiated with ticks.)
• dalp - dumb And Lazy Poor
• dancefully - [derived from English] the act of being full of dance and energy
• dandination - [derived from French] the act of turning oneself into a dandy, typically by means of wriggling or swaying about. Masters of dandination will often say strange things like "I became one with the universe dancing on Britney Spears the other day", and invite you to "dandinate yourself out" with them.
• dark censorship - the act of censoring access to beneficial information or the truth; destructive censorship (synonym: negative censorship)
• dark shell - a very large and very old theoretical astronomical structure which oscillates thereby creating universes within the structure. The proposed mechanism in the oscillation for collecting matter is the (rare) creation of a sink, a triple point singularity, into which dark matter flows and into which regular (baryonic) matter can enter. On entry, dark matter is folded and regular matter is converted to energy. A universe is created (a big bang) when the sink becomes unstable. The fate of a universe is to expand and ultimately to fall onto the interior surface of its dark shell thus becoming a part of it. A dark shell is an all enclosing structure (no way out) and it is anchored by the remnant of an ultimate black hole (originally as large as our universe). A dark shell can be destroyed by one or more rogue singularities but it tends to reform itself. Cosmic rays are very energetic particles and are suggested to be a part of the back wash back through the sink which occurs during a big bang event. The very uniform spatial dispersion of cosmic rays is a strong indication of a steady state situation arising from numerous big bang events and of a very old and very large structure which allows for a thorough mixing of the cosmic rays.
• dark years - the most depressing chapter of a person's life
• darkorse - less dark: lighter; brighter
• darkorst - least dark: lightest; brightest
• darkth - the state or quality of being dark
• DASYSTEM - (digital / analog system) full of awesomeness
• DATAPAGE - synonymous with INFOPAGE (see below).
• DATASITE - synonymous with INFOSITE (see below).
• dattebayo - means nothing but is supposed to mean "Believe it!" especially at the end of making a point
• David-and-Goliath victory - a victory wherein the overwhelming odds of the battle have been in favor of the vanquished (Ex: The Battle of Yavin resulted in a David-and-Goliath victory.) (synonym: uphill victory)
• dawnload - a bowel movement at the break of dawn
• dead eliminated - eliminated from a reality television competition by a significant viewer vote margin from other contestants or as predestined
• dean - to do something very badly, e.g. oops, I just deaned. Immoral, not good: bad, e.g. it is very dean to hurt people
• debaucherous - tending to indulge in sensuous pleasures
• debold - to turn text from bolded to unbolded: unbold
• debush - to emerge from the far right; to distance oneself from the current president, especially of Republicans trying to get re-elected (variation of debouch)
• decaphilia - love of the number 10
• decaphobia - fear of the number 10
• Decemberly - every December
• Decembrian - a person whose birthday is in December
• decemfeminate - a group of ten women (modeled after decemvirate)
• decemmillenuple - ten thousand times as great; ten thousandfold
• decemvir - a member of a decemvirate
• decemvirate - a group of ten men
• decence - ten times: dekce, tonce
• decennovence - nineteen times: novetonce
• decenoctence - eighteen times: octonce
• decepticon - an emoticon used to hide rather than reveal (Someone who is attractive from behind but not from the front. Some language has a word for this(Dutch?). Link if found. Answer: Japanese, the word 'Bakku-Shan', itself from the English loanword 'back' and the German 'schoen'.)
• decimal double dozen - a set of twenty
• decimal dozen - a set of 10
• decimal gross - a set of 100
• decomplexify - to simplify
• decroded - an emphasis to describe a thing in an advanced state of erosion or corrosion to the point of revulsion
• deeporse - less deep: shallower; paler
• deeporst - least deep: shallowest; palest
• definitionary - a more accurate term for dictionary (Note that a dictionary implies a guide to diction, and while the pronunciation key for every entry in a dictionary does provide diction guidelines, the primary usage of a dictionary is to provide definitions of words. Thus a more accurate term would be 'definitionary.')
• defunkify - to make it less stinky (Ex: The girl needed to defunkify her brother's room because it smelled so bad.)
• degravify - to appear to float or escape gravity (Ex: The magician made the spoon degravify in the air.)
• degreedy - doing too many undergraduate degrees
• dehydromort - a person died from dehydration
• deinophobia - fear of dinosaurs
• de-italicise - to turn text from italics to non-italics: unitalicise
• dekce - ten times: decence, tonce
• delhigate - getting others to do the work. The practice of large companies in countries with advanced economies in downsizing their workforce by sending the work to India where wages are low.
• delintophilophobia - the uncomfortable feeling that maybe you enjoy emptying the lint trap just a bit too much (coined by Darren "Gav" Bluel (Nukees!))
• delphinimort, delphimort - a person killed by a dolphin
• delta - one of the two directions pointing out of realmspace into tetraspace; movement in the negative w direction. In tetraspace, represented by the vector <0,0,0,-1>. This term refers to the direction analogous to down; the 'd' in 'delta' corresponds to the 'd' in 'down'. In some literature, this direction is referred to as ana. This term is the same direction as zant, but is used in a different context: delta is movement from realmspace to tetraspace, but zant is a turning direction. The opposite direction is upsilion.
• deltaphilia - love of the letter "d"
• deltaphobia - fear of the letter "d"
• deltonym - a word that starts with "d"
• deluminati - modern world power brokers
• demandatory - when somthing is being demanded that is a pre-existing mandate
• demopath - a person who exploits the rights, privileges, and freedoms of a representative government in order to destroy them, or the government itself
• denarity - the denary property (of a number or set of numbers)
• de-Net - to bar off Internet access; to bar off someone from the Internet
• densorse - less dense
• densorst - least dense
• de-office - to remove (an elected official) from office
• dependophobia the fear of not being independent
• depletist - an individual or group demonstrating apparent negligent or reckless disregard for the environmental consequences of their actions or an individual or group that exhausts non-renewable resources and rejects positive environmental strategies
• deprohibit - to rescind the prohibition of
• deprohibition - rescission of a prohibition
• deprovision - to delete a user account or remove user data from a computer system (i.e. To un-provision someone)
• derk - 1) to be both dork and jerk. (synonym: jork) 2) An action when the mouse pointer flies off to the corner of the screen without consent
• describe a room game - a game in which players take turns describing a room until they are in some sense "finished"
• desistive - final; conclusive; ending
• destiny theory - determinism
• Deutschbag - a German douchebag
• devwahrphobia - fear of doing homework
• dexting - texting done by one person which results in the death of another person, whether by running over the peson or murder
• dhishing - a term used to describe fake member profiles (dhishers) placed in a web based dating site in an effort to defraud genuine members (dhishees). The dhishers are normally exceptionally good looking ("real dishes") and end up asking for money or plane tickets or some other payment so they can visit the dhishee. Once paid dhishers are never heard from again unless it's to ask for more money.
• diabetomort - a person died from diabetes
• diabliterate - to obliterate something in a diabolical way
• diabolist - a diabolo juggler
• diachronmigrate - to travel across time [from Latin dia means "across", chron means "time", and migrate means "to travel"]
• -diacrisis - suffix meaning "discrimination against" (e.g. gynodiacrisis, negrodiacrisis, and sinodiacris)
• diagonability - the ability to do or place something diagonally
• diary-a - the act of passing off self-indulgent journal-style entries as informational weblog entries
• dichromocogitology - a system of thinking (cogitology) where the analysis involves chromocogitology but involving two parameters not one, and the two are (arbitrarily) independent variables hence visualised as being in two dimensions
• dickle - the act of applying or adding a penis, esp. by surgical means, to something or someone (see "dick", "re-dick", "re-dickle", "re-dicklous", "re-dickal")
• dickspeaker - one who speaks on behalf of the patriarchy
• 1987, Daly, Mary, Jane Caputi, editor, Websters' First New Intergalactic Wickedary of the English Language[10], Boston: Beacon Press, OL 2373072M, page 194:
dickspeaker n : one who dickspeaks, one who speaks for dicks.
• 2010 December 26, Corbett, Sara, “Gyno-theologian”, in New York Times Magazine[11], ISSN 0028-7822, page 14:
The world could be so cockaludicrous, so full of snools and dickspeakers. [] Anyone who didn't bother to question male dominance was a snool; anyone who promoted it, a dickspeaker.
• dictor - name given to the sound made by a cone speaker when a cellular phone is brought near it
• didn't've - multi-contraction of "did not have"
• didodecarestandardizational - the process of Restandardization, applied to 2 groupings of 12
• digammaphilia - love of the letter "f" (same as foxtophilia)
• digammaphobia - fear of the letter "f" (same as foxtophobia)
• digammonym - a word that starts with "f" (same as foxtonym)
• dilethism - "divine-forgetfulness" (Usage: The thought that the Earth and Cosmos was created, as a scientific experiment, by a divine, extra-terrestial scientist who lost interest in the project and simply filed it away.)
• dilligaf - biker acronym for "does it look like I give a fuck"
• diluviomort - a person died in a flash flood
• dimmorse - less dim: brighter
• dimmorst - least dim: brightest
• dinkabyte - a very small amount of memory, e.g. "My iPod only has a dinkabyte of memory left on it."
• dinocide - the act of killing a dinosaur, which only takes place in fiction obviously since dinosaurs are extinct
• dinocroc - dinosaur-crocodile hybrid, based from the film of the same name
• dinomort - a person killed by a dinosaur, which only takes place in fiction such as Jurassic Park
• dinoshark - a fictional hybrid creature that has characteristics of both dinosaur and shark, coined after the film Dinoshark
• diplographic neighbor - double-orthographic neighbor, meaning a group of words differ by two letters, e.g. star, scan, mean, heat, weak [portmanteau of "diplo" (Greek for double) and "orthographic"]
• diplonot - a non-diplomatic, staff member of an embassy who claims diplomatic immunity when trying to avoid penalties for misdeamours, such as traffic offences
• dironic - the opposite of ironic: an outcome of events aligned with what was, or might have been, expected. What would be expected. "Ironically, she suffered heat stroke in the arctic-themed putt-putt course." [versus] "Dironically she suffered heat stroke in the desert-themed putt-putt course."
• dirtiorse - less dirty: cleaner
• dirtiorst - least dirty: cleanest
• disasturbate - to idly fantasize about possible disasters, without considering their actual likelihood or the prospects for preventing them (google:disasturbate OR disasturbation)
• disemvowel - to remove the vowels from text (there are usages dating back to 1995.)
• dishwashron - a person who washes dishes, distinct from a machine that washes dishes which is a dishwasher
• disofficiate - to remove (an elected official) from office (synonym: disinaugurate)
• disprohibit - to rescind a prohibition of
• disprohibition - repeal of a prohibition (citations)
• dispulsion - the act of dispelling or the state of being dispelled (google:dispulsion)
• distength - distance and length
• disvibe" - having one's, presumptively positive, vibe be altered by an identified exterior factor, or a description of that factor's action (synonymous with having one's vibe killed, it is a more specific than "unvibe" or "devibe")
• diswant - to dislike to have; to wish for or desire negatively; to 'want to not'
• ditricise - to attack threateningly or in rage (Ex: Must be of complete seriousness in to be worthy of ditricism.)
• DNB - the next step forward in man's greater understanding of and after DNA, and its application in a range of matters affecting human life still beyond man's ken
• doctrix - a female doctor, abbreviated Dx. [Lat.]; see -rix. In some cultures, a physician's duties are determined by his/her gender. In India, for example, doctors treat men and doctrices treat women and children, though they aren't called that, there.
• documinutery - 1. a cinematic form. 2. Short-form documentary content lasting between one and five minutes
• docutragedy - a documentary that ends in a tragic ending, usually murder
• dodecaphilia - love of the number 12
• dodecaphobia - fear of the number 12
• dodo game - an electronic game that received rave reviews at the time of its release, but panned by much later critics (synonym: dinosaur game, dodo classic)
• dodo state - a government that has very old-fashioned or conservative viewpoints and imposes them on its people, and suppresses any attempts to change or challenge their views; an extremely conservative regime (synonyms: didocracy, dinosaur state, dinosaurocracy)
• dogmadic - loss of mental power or dementia suffered by dogs [from OE words "dog" and "mad" + the Latin suffix "-ic", pertaining to]
• dogwall - a term representing a metaphorical blockade in one's path, usually created by some higher power directing you towards the correct path
• domestibles - food one considers eating only at home or in their own land. For example, certain kosher foods for Jewish folk; Vegemite for Australians. Blending of Latin words, "dom" meaning a house and "edibil: edible. Based on the word, "comestible".
• domestic extortion - [coined by David R. Perkins, the author of the 2011 book Victims of Domestic Extortion] the act of extorting money from an intimate partner by means of false allegations of domestic violence or other relationship crime, or by misuse of the Violence Against Women Act or similar law, especially by a woman against a man
• domicide - the act of destroying a home
• donkament - [donkey + tournament] a poker tournament. Originally used on the Two Plus Two forums. Commonly seen in the phrase "lol donkaments"
• doodpooner - a person, male or female, who exhibits personality characteristics undesirable to the general party population
• doronophobia - fear of opening gifts
• dot-brick - a retail store with no inventory and only kiosks selling Internet related services and products
• doubly odd number - an odd number occurring after a singly even number and before a doubly even number
• doucheclick - a person who acts moronic, selfish, mean or obnoxious online. Forums, chatrooms, and online gaming communities are rife with these people
• douchecock - insulting one being or beings as being an idiot, or of being a douche used by a chicken
• downsplain - to explain condescendingly, assuming inferior knowledge or competence of a listener because of one's prejudice (an act which mansplaining, whitesplaining, cissplaining, et cetera would be varieties of.)
• 2011 July 1, reluctanthurricane, “Why We Need to Change “Mansplain””, in It's Raining[12]:
A white woman explaining black hair to a black woman, downsplaining! Someone explaining depression to someone who’s depressed, downsplaining!
• doxic - worse than the worst
• dracocracy - [dra-KOk-ra-see] - a government, usually a theocracy, which imposes the strictest laws on its people and punishes breaches of those laws most severely (sometimes by death). After "Draco" a law-giver of such ilk in ancient Athens + "cracy".
• dracocrat - a ruler who imposes a severe regime on a people, mete-ing out the harshest punishment for minor breaches. After "Draco" a law-giver of such ilk in ancient Athens + "crat".
• dracomancy - the study of dragons that involves occult sciences
• dramance - romantic drama
• dramantasy - dramatic fantasy
• dream-dulcifier - pill or spray, with the power to give one dreams which one desires, such as nostalgic, erotic or "success in life" dreams
• dreat - to eat and drink at the same time [portmanteau of "drink" and "eat"]
• dree-dom-deeity - the deepest state of boredom [from the OE "dree" meaning tedious, wearisome; "dom: condition, state; "dee: no meaning in this context, and "-ity" expressing state]
• dress code excess - the act of imposing a dress code that is overly strict for the institution's clients or detrimental to the preferences of the institution's clients
• driorse - less dry: wetter
• driorst - least dry: wettest
• drismal - drizzly and dismal
• dromoshield - the automobile that takes a turn and thus lends cover to pedestrians who wait to cross the busy road
• drongo spotter - one who spots acts of sheer stupidity by persons who are never likely to win at anything. Such as the candidate standing for political office who unwitting divulges his policy planks to his opponent's chief adviser. [from drongo, an australianism for one always finishes second]
• drug folk - shorter term for psychedelic folk
• drug hip hop - shorter term for psychedelic hip hop
• drug metal - shorter term for psychedelic metal
• drug music - shorter term for psychedelic music
• drug pop - shorter term for psychedelic pop
• drug rock - shorter term for psychedelic rock
• drug soul - shorter term for psychedelic soul
• drug trance - shorter term for psychedelic trance
• drunder - an annoying person
• drunkle - an extremely enebriated adult who makes a spectacle of themselves at a social event; a 'drunk uncle'
• dry-fuck - the act of grinding pelvises through layers of clothes with the intention of sexual arousal
• dub - pronunciation of the letter "w". The pronunciation "dub" is one syllable like the other letters, and is intended to replacement the three syllable pronunciation "double-u" which leads to "www" having more syllables than what it stands for.
• dub dub dub - pronunciation of the acronym WWW. Used to avoid the cumbersome pronunciation "double-u double-u double-u" which has nine syllables.
• dubbaphilia - love of the letter "w" (same as wauphilia)
• dubbaphobia - fear of the letter "w" (same as wauphobia)
• dubbonym - a word that starts with "w" (same as waunonym)
• dubsdot - in speech, used as a quick replacement for "double-u double-u double-u dot" (however, the written "www." should of course remain as-is)
• dubyaphobia - fear of George W. Bush or other politicians who share his doctrines (e.g. John McCain)
• ducatist - [dookahtist, izem-] - 1. the belief that certain persons or members of certain classes or groups who ride Ducati motorcycles deserve favored treatment by virtue of their perceived superiority, as in intellect, social status, or financial resources. 2. (a) The sense of entitlement enjoyed by such a group or class that ride Ducati motorcycles. (b) Control, rule, or domination by such a group or class
• dudely - expressing a certain coolness that cannot otherwise be expressed without the use of the word "dudely"
• due - a form of the word "dude", especiall for people who are too lazy to pronounce the "d" at the end
• dullorse - less dull
• dullorst - least dull
• dumbeee - a dumb baby
• dumbonstrators - demonstrators for peace who are anything but peaceful. Those that throw rocks at police, throw up on sidewalks, and lie down in traffic
• dummorse - less dum: smarter
• dummorst - least dum: smartest
• dunt - a shove with the shoulder (as in "I gave him a right dunt"). "Dunt with the elbow" - a nudge. Origin Co. Fermanagh, Ireland.
• 'duocylinder - a four-dimensional shape that can roll along two independent linear axes. If it is placed on one rolling axis, it cannot roll along the other axis, but it can roll no matter what side it is placed on. It can be formed by rotating the flat ends of a cylinder into four-dimensional space.
• duodecence - twelve times: duss, twolce
• duodecimvir - one member of a duodecimvirate
• duodecimvirate - a group of twelve people
• duodevigintumvir - one member of a duodevigiumvirate
• duodevigintumvirate - a group of eighteen people
• duophilia, dyophilia - love of the number 2 (not to be confused with biphilia)
• duophobia, dyophobia - fear of the number 2 (not to be confused with biphobia)
• duse - [from French douze, "twelve"] a unit of length or distance equal to 12 feet
• duskdread - the fear felt by persons at dusk in facing the coming darkness alone; especially felt strongly by the elderly, the frail and the lonely [from the OE words of dusk and dread]
• duss - twelve times: duodecence, twolce
• dust buffalo - a giant dust bunny
• dust cover collector - person who buys books not only to read, but also for the look of the book cover, font, illustrations, etc.
• dustache - a faint, imperceptible mustache, like a sprinkling of dust upon the upper lip (Attested use)
• dustiorse - less dusty
• dustiorst - least dusty
• DVRed - a synonym of the word TiVoed in which a television program, such as a show or movie, is recorded on a harddrive-based video recorder. It is meant to resemble the word “deferred” in that the show is recorded to be seen at a later, more opportunistic time. Also the act of recording a show while watching another via a dual-tuner video recorder. Comes from the acronym “DVR” which is short for “digital video recorder” such as those built into recent versions of cable boxes available for subscribers. It is meant as an alternative to the word “TiVoed” in that it more accurately describes the action since the word “TiVoed” would falsely suggest that one owns a TiVo when one may not; it is essentially a more generic version of the verb. “DEE-VEE-ARED” is an alternate pronunciation in which the letters of the original acronym are pronounced.
• dwherb - a person with few or no friends who can't stand for others around him to be happy
• dyhatlm - the practice of procrastinating on one's homework (from the acronym Do Your Homework At The Last Minute)
• dyophilia - love of number 2
• dyophobia - fear of number 2
• dyscravia - a disorder in which one mixes up voicing of consonants when writing
• dysergy - the opposite of synergy
• dyslegzia - a disorder in which one mixes up voicing of consonants when reading
• dyspunctual - not operating normally or properly where time is concerned; unable to function within parameters of a socially-accepted time schedule

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• e - objective pronoun, used in a genderless context in place of "he" or "she" (Example: "E's smart, whoever e is!")
• eahh - something with little desire for action
• ear pollution - a description of music that, to the hearer, is indistinguishable from mere noise. Archaic: a description of rap music. Obsolescent: a description of rock and roll music in general
• earliorse - less early: later
• earliorst - least early: latest
• easiorse - less easy: harder
• easiorst - least easy: hardest
• Eastwooding - berating an empty chair
Etymology: coined in reference to the performance of Clint Eastwood during his speech at the 2012 Republican National Convention on 30 August 2012, where he berated an Invisible Obama in an empty chair next to his podium
• ebaum - to take credit for an unoriginal work
• ebnastly - epic; pertaining to notable achievements or abilities
• eboniciser - [pronounced: ee-bon-eh-size-er] - a person who frequently invents words to add to online slang/protologism lists. The word is believed to be a combination of ebonics and improviser.
• ebullitomort - a person killed by a volcanic eruption
• eccentriprocal - the function ${\displaystyle E(x)={\sqrt {1-x^{2}}}}$. (Portmanteau of eccentricity and reciprocal), e.g.: «the length contraction ratio is the eccentriprocal of the ratio v/c.», «The ratio of semiminor to semimajor axis is the eccentriprocal of the eccentricity.»
• ecdoomology - "Eco" + the acronym disaster of One's Own Making + "ology". Examples would include the introduction of rabbits and cane toads into Australia.
• eceiophobia - fear of intimacy or having an intimate relationship, especially due to the risk of domestic extortion (British English: oeceiophobia)
• echo drawing - a method of surrealist drawing in which one makes a sequential drawing by "mirroring" the drawings that came before (evidently coined by analogy with echo poem)
• eclectomath - an eclectic polymath
• eclectomathy - eclectic polymathy
• eco-appropriate - made for environment-protective purposes and without harming any living trees
• ecoculture - the relationship between human culture and the ecology, in the sense that human culture recognizes that it is a directly proportional function of the ecology. "The word 'ecoculture' can most easily be broken down as a noun to mean ‘ecological culture’, which immediately brings to mind traditional culture’s, past and present, of people who lived, or who are living, at one with the ecology; but also as a verb to mean 'to culture ecologically', which not only implies the cultivating or farming of food, medicine, and utility species within an ecological framework, but also the human transmission of human lifeways from one generation to the next in an ecological framework as well. Ecoculture emphasizes ecology as the basis for all life, and is the ecoculturalist's foundation for land use design and community values interpolation." (from http://ecoculturevillage.org/.)
• ecomnemosis - ["eco-" home + "mnemo" memory + "-sis"] awareness or knowledge of the ecological and environmental conditions in a place
• economic cowardice - n-phrase; an un-principled and stubborn maintenance of policies designed to favor the extremely rich and wealthy to the detriment of everyone else in the face of reasoned and equally stubborn opposition
• economic desertification - n-phrase; an extensive loss of opportunities for most people to obtain gainful employment, start one's own business, or otherwise contribute to the economic micro-climate or macro-climate
• economic pop - a style of pop music that has lyrics about the economy, especially their hardship
• ecothermology - the study of global warming [from Greek eco-, abode + thermo, warmth + ology] (occupative: ecothermologist) (adjective: ecothermological)
• ecothermophobe - one who fears global warming
• ecothermophobia - the fear of global warming
• ecothermophobic - of or related to ecothermophobia
• ecothermorati - the self-proclaimed "authorities", such as entertainers, on matters of global warming; fashioned on "Literati" etc.
• eCourage - used to explain statements normally socially unacceptable, offensive, or inflammatory that appears on the internet, emails, etc. that would not be made in person because a person feels protected by anonimity and/or distance
• eductivity - the dynamic between deduction (leading from, general to specific) and induction (leading in or into, specific to general). Similar to the Hegelian dialectic of thesis (rationalism), antithesis (empiricism) and synthesis (eductivity) except that the process must be constant to create 'good,' either positive or normative. The stone tablets must be continually created, broken, recreated, etc.
• efficiate - to make more efficient
• eFlyer - a full color (HTML or other accepted universal internet graphical format) fun and informative email message or document that a company sends to its customers to promote itself or one of its products
• efriend - a friend one met on the Internet
• egalitarial - a particular type of liberal Christian Church that concentrates on social justice rather than proselytisation; a counterpoint label to existing label "evangelical" for Christian churches; largely an American phenomenon
• eidicocracy - a government that serves special interest groups rather than the common people; a government of the special interest groups, by the special interest groups, and for the special interest groups (synonym: eidicendiapherocracy)
• eighteenty - the number 180
• eikosihexaphobia - fear of number 26
• eikositriophobia - fear of number 23
• elbutt - (derived from the words elbow and butt) an elbutt is created when one bends their arm, with the eblow in the air. The skin, muscle, and fat at the bend then resembles a butt.
• eldorse - less elderly: younger
• eldorst - least elderly: youngest
• electripod - a personal electric vehicle (PEV) having characteristics that allow it to function as an electric pedestrian
• electromort - a person died from electrocution
• elephantatious - the biggest description of a thing, bigger than colossal
• elevaphobia, elevatophobia - fear of elevators (synonym: anelkysperphobia)
• eleventeen - the number 21
• eleventeenty - the number 210
• elevonce - eleven times: elfce, undecence
• elgaeb - "beagle" spelled backwards
• elseweb - term used in discussion fora meaning 'somewhere else on the internet'
• embeddable - the ability to be embedded (Example: The java database is embeddable in your application)
• embedded blogger - a correspondent embedded (usually with a military unit) in a war zone or other disaster area, who uses internet blogging to correspond with the public
• emmosin - similar to bitch, an offensive term used to criticize or exclaim annoyance (e.g. That emossin little son of a gun stole my wallet!)
• emocide - the slang term emocide is a combination of the word emo and suffix -cide to form a new word which means "the killing of emos"
• empowerful - sold or advertised as empowering (esp. to women) while actually being the opposite
• emutranslation - a form of fan translation by means of emulator ROM hacking
• en - a pronoun which means "the being". It can be used to replace any of the words "he/she/him/her" and the word "them" when referring to a single being. The being "en" refers to can be of any gender, or genderless. (ES is its possessive form.)
• enanti- - [Greek for opposite] a prefix that when added to the word would mean the opposite of that word [pronounced /'en-on-tee/]
• enfagmentize - the act of becoming, or causing to become gay
• Englandshire - used by George W Bush as he is an idiot who can't use real vocabulary (other word used by Bush U.S of K)
• Englisms - a mixture of genuine English words and abbreviated words and codes as used in telephone text messages and other electronic messaging formats
• enidate - to move out of the parental home
• enigmacy - the state or quality of being an enigma or enigmatic
• enkhenumerophobia - fear of negative numbers
• enmiclave - an enclave in hostile territory, such as the U.S. base at Guantanamo Bay in Cuba and the former British colony of Hong Kong in China [from a blending of the words enmity and enclave]
• enneaphilia - love of the number 9
• enneaphobia - fear of the number 9
• e-nniversary - the annual anniversary, date, of meeting a person (or people), online, such as an online dating service or social media website, or an annual electronic event
• enrony - to act selfishly in secrecy in violation of moral values coming close to, but not actually breaking any laws
• ensidic - pertaining to everything that can be constructed and built up from the principles of identity, contradiction and the excluded third, and organizes anything given by means of univocally defined elements, classes, relations and properties. It is a determined logic that is present in everything humans say or do, and is instituted and sanctioned by society[1]
• ensopholism - the process of becoming wise
• enstub - to reduce to a stub, especially a Wikipedia article
• entequalment - [portmanteau involving entitlement and equal] the notion that everyone is entitled to scrupulously equal treatment, not only by the law, but by the universe and life itself. "It's not fair that he's taller/smarter/better looking than me; that gives him an unfair advantage; I insist that you {cut him off at the knees / give me the job even though I'm a bonehead / pass a law requiring everyone on the planet to wear blinders so they can't make petty judgements based only on appearences}."
• entertainmentory - a place for entertainment, e.g. Dave & Busters
• enthusiant' - one who is an active and avid participant in an activity. (coined by mightstainyourshirt.com in 2012 from a typo for enthusiast, then encouraged as a replacement to avoid enthusiasts “harsh sibilance” [13])
• entrepolis - a word that combines “entrepreneur” and “metropolis” to describe an exceedingly large urban area (population 1 million plus) with a sophisticated, free-market economy; favorable and functioning political governance; and significant cultural influence—all of which come together to create a fertile environment that embraces entrepreneurship
• envague - to expand the definition of (a word or phrase)
• envirobility - the ability to be part of the environment (from http://www.ecohouseconstruction.com/about%20us.html)
• enviroble - capable of being part of the environment
• eosodiacrisis - discrimination against Asian people (occupative: eosodiacritic) (adjective: eosodiacritical)
• eosology - the study or treatise of Asian cultures (occupative: eosologist) (adjective: eosological)
• ephalgamate - to cover in paper (Ex: "I'm sorry, but I ran out of time before the party and was unable to ephalgamate your gift.")
• ephebegeriphebe - one who suddenly goes through a reversal of the aging process. With gray hair taking on a blackish hue; adolescent acne returning, and once leathery skin becoming teenage-smooth [from epheb Gk for "youth" & geri, "old"]
• ephebegynephobia - fear of or contempt for teenage girls, especially by their male counterparts
• ephebelise - [ee-FAY-bil-ise] - to act like an adolscent, usually pertaining to adults. Frequently observed in stand-up comics. [Greek "ephebos" (ἔφηβος): adolescent, especially male + "-ize: to make what is denoted by the noun/adjective]
• epheberosia - [ee-fay-BRO-see-a] - sexual intercourse between a pubescent and an adult, especially between a female adult and a male pubescent [Gk "epheb: youth, "eros: love and L & Gk: "ia: condition]
• ePhlet - an electronic pamphlet; a small, easily distributed electronic document
• epicaricacy - the act or practice of taking pleasure from others' misfortune: Schadenfreude
• epiek - slang for epic
• epinota - the 'at' sign (@), from the Greek epi (at) and the Latin nota (sign)
• epistegophobia - fear of the word 'poop'
• epivat - the center vat or container within an array of such containers
• eprikiniel - a makeshift solution or invention to fix or customise an object
• epsilonphilia - love of the letter "e"
• epsilonphobia - fear of the letter "e"
• epsilonym - a word that starts with "e"
• equicide - the act of killing a horse, especially during a battle during the pre-automobile era
• erantomort - a person killed from being run over by a train or in train crash
• erogant - arrogant in a way that makes one sexually attractive to others
• -erosia - (suffix) 1. specified form of sexual intercourse. 2. Sexual intercourse involving a specified type of person
• errologism - a word or definition mistakenly added to a dictionary
• eructophobia - fear of burping
• es pa ex yusa - the overuse of spaces
• es - the posessive form of EN, e.g. en rode es new bike back to es house
• Esbatty - a message board slang word regarding the feeling of being "whelmed" or immersed in something one is not familiar with. Sopusidly comes from WUMB ([http://wizarduniverse.invisionzone.com/index.php?act=idx) member Esbat (http://wizarduniverse.invisionzone.com/index.php?showuser=2689).
• etak - a really hot girl [reverse spelling of the girl's name Kate]
• etceteric - of or relating to a person who is like others of his or her kind; not deserving to be named individually; marginal, anonymous, obscure, et cetera + -ic
• etepiarchy - a government run by corporations; a corporate dictatorship (synonym: etepiacracy) [from Modern Greek etepia, meaning "corporation"]
• ethernado - [pronounced: EE-ther-NAY-doe] - a term used to describe extremely poor cable management in a concentrated area to a degree resembling tornadic activity (Example: "This server room looks like it got hit by an ethernado") [blend of ethernet and tornado]
• ethnoburb - a residential or business district formed in a suburban areas by richer migrants to a country
• eumeterate - to idealize something or someone who is far away in either space or time
• euphonism - [blend of euphony and euphemism] an extravagantly gussied-up term to replace another that has become ordinary. For example, what were once "curtains" are now called ""window treatments" by drapery manufacturers, and are on their way to being called "window fashions". (Note that, just like euphemisms, euphonisms tend to evolve also, as the nouveau eventually becomes ordinary in turn, and invites replacement by something even more nouveau.)
• evacious - [pronounced: EE-vey-shuhs] - to possess individual intellectual and charismatic qualities that influence others to become attracted toward a person
• eve - 6 PM
• even baker's dozen - a set of fourteen
• even dozen - a set of twelve, as opposed to baker's dozen and banker's dozen: a standard dozen
• evility - the level of evilness in a person or object
• evodkamail - to awake at your computer after a heavy night's drinking, worried about the nature and content of the emails you might have sent [a blending of "email" & "mail"]
• ex parte feminis - one-sided in favor of women; being an anti-male double standard
• exadopt - to expel a son or daughter from a family by placing for adoption
• examnesia - sudden forgetting of the material one has learned when starting an examination
• excisely - to confirm one hypothesis or opinion while disregarding the possible inclusion or possibility of all other hypotheses or opinions
• exeffigiate - to dummy out (something during the process of localizing a video game from a foreign country)
• exennium - a period of a quintillion years (adjective: exennial)
• exillion - 1 followed by one million zeros
• existoid - something true and valid that is a) specifically stated as existent in its definition regardless of evidence and beyond paradoxical examination, and b) unquestionably existent but by definition cannot be defined (Ex: An existoid is not an existoid)
• exobrother - a male person not in one's family who is in the same generation as them
• exochild - a person not in one's family who is a generation younger than them
• exodaughter - a female person not in one's family who is a generation younger than them
• exofather, exodad - a male person not in one's family who is a generation ahead of them
• exograndchild - a person not in one's family who is two generations younger than them
• exogranddaughter - a female person not in one's family who is two generations younger than them
• exograndfather, exograndpa - a male person not in one's family who is two generations older than them
• exograndmother, exograndma - a female person not in one's family who is two generations older than them
• exograndparent - a person not in one's family who is two generations older than them
• exograndson - a male person not in one's family who is two generations younger than them
• exomother, exomom - a female person not in one's family who is a generation older than them
• exoparent - a person not in one's family who is a generation older than them
• exosibling - a person not in one's family who is in the same generation as them
• exosister - a female person not in one's family who is in the same generation as them
• exoson - a male person not in one's family who is a generation younger than them
• exousic - [derivation: Greek exousia= authority] pertaining to authority (coined by RevDJordan)
• exousics - {s.v. of exousic} the (proposed) subdiscipline of politics dealing with the nature and use of authority, especially in the political context (coined by RevDJordan) (google:exousics)
• expectceed - to constantly exceed customers' expectations in every customer service encounter (Ex: I always enjoy going back to that store, their customer service staff always seems to expectceed.)
• explofusion - a cyclistic and entropic process describing the continuous sequence of fission and fusion of particles or organisms, visualized as widening and contracting by means of energy input and gravitation. For instance “ The Universe is explofusional “. (Koen Van Spaendonck)
• expolcorize - to expel or banhammer a member or user because of hate speech or political incorrectness; to politically correct (someone) out (to expolcorize from Facebook)
• externym, exteronym - [etym. L. externus-foreign, strange; -[o]nym denotes words of a particular property] a classification of words dealing with outsiders (i.e. Jewish concept of Gentile, Roma [Gypsy] concept of Gorgio, Greek concept of barbarian [barbaros])
• exthusiasm - enthuiasm under protest or begrudgingly, typically for the sake of another - a false sense of enthusiasm
• extimasotyphomorking - creating words or phrases without meaning (coined by Jon Daniels, 2008)
• extrafamous - very well known
• exuffragate - (in reality television) to vote a contestant to be eliminated from a broadcast competition

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• Facebook hermit - a Facebooker who posts content but has no desire to associate with other Facebookers
• facekini, face-kini - a beachwear product that is a combination full-head hood and full-face facemask, which has individual holes for each eye, the nose, and mouth. Used to prevent acquiring a facial suntan. Similar in appearance to some types of skimask or balaclava, except made using swimsuit fabrics. ETYMOLOGY: portmanteau of face+bikini; face+-kini;
• faceku - a term used to denote one's status on a social-networking site in a brief but creative and interesting way. A contraction of 'Facebook' (a popular social-networking website) and 'Haiku' (a Japanese style of poetry employing brief phrases). Usage: 'I updated my faceku today to say "Fred is coining the term 'faceku'."'
• Facetard - (slang) perjorative term for one who maintains a Facebook page
• fachismo - prominently exhibited as excessive femininity. As an attitude, fachismo ranges from a personal sense of beauty to a more extreme feminism. In many western or liberal cultures, fachismo is fast becoming acceptable. This is the female version of Machismo
• facho - the property of being overtly feminine and derived from fachismo. The female version of macho
• fagatonic - used to describe something that is very much disliked (from "fag")
• fagtastic - possessing the quality of extreme homosexuality
• faintorse - less faint
• faintorst - least faint
• falcon punch - the strongest punch attack in the world (fiction). It is so insanely exaggerated that they say it can destroy every solar system and the multiverses and everything else.
• falcyon - the result of the action of powerful nations who intervene in the affairs of other nations claiming that they wish to bring era of peace and tranquility (halcyon), but, in reality, bring in an era of death & destruction; from a blend of falchion, a sword and halcyon
• faldo - feeling embarrassed for someone when they should, but do not feel embarrassed for themselves
• fall below the red line - to get eliminated from a reality television show competition without a chance of redeeming oneself (inspired by the reality television show The Biggest Loser)
• fall below the yellow line - to end up at the bottom two or three or risk of getting of eliminated from a reality television show competition (inspired by the reality television show The Biggest Loser)
• false Idol - an American Idol contestant who was in trouble with the police prior to being on the show
• familolatry, familatry - worship of one's family member
• familomort - a person killed by one's family member
• famimort, famort - a person who was starved to death
• Famitsu-perfect - of a video game, that has received a perfect score from Famitsu critics (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is the first Famitsu-perfect game.)
• famspam - unsolicited email from family members
• fancruft - used in Wikipedia to describe excessively detailed encyclopedia articles about fictional characters, locations, technology, languages and related fictional topics
• fandamntastic - can only be used sarcastically, when 'fantastic' doesn't quite cut it ("Your pet ate his own leg off. Fandamntastic, that's the fifth time this week!")
• fangina - a vulgar term for a woman who is mean/ugly to the extent that she effectively becomes a human chastity belt (pronounced "fang" with the last two syllables of "vagina")
• faniac - [blend of "fan" and "maniac"] a person who is obsessed with things they're fan of, e.g. sports faniac
• fanship - the set of entities of which one is a fan (etymology 2)
• fanson - a fan of Hanson, widely used in the Hanson fan community
• fantaction - fantasy-action
• fantastaroo - half fantastic, half kangaroo
• farcility - a cycling facility that defeats the purpose for which it is intended by its design. (from "farcical" and "facility")
• farcinating - something that is fascinating in a farcical manner
• FARSHAAN - (adj.) or (n) - an unsure or uncomfortable feeling, an uneasy, unsettling situation
• farthorse, furthorse - less far: closer, nearer
• farthorst, furthorst - least far: closest, nearest
• farthwit - one whose graffiti message reads: "I'm not elitrit." From farth as in farthing: a fractional part of four, and wit: mental capacity. The suggestion being that he/she's mental capacity is that of a halfwit -- who knows??
• fascidue - a strategy used by property developers who, in constructing a modern skyscraper, leave only the facade of a building built in the 19th or early 20th to meet the requirements of the heritage act. From a little transposing of the letters of the words: facade & residue. Other forms of the word may be or include: fascidual, fasciduum, fasciduous, fasciduary.
• fastorse - less fast: slower
• fastorst - least fast: slowest
• fasycho - the correct way of pronouncing psycho. Clearly. Logic is not required. THINK ABOUT IT.
• fat as a Hutt - fat to the extent of being unable or barely able to walk
• fat as Bear Hugger - [Nintendoism, coined after a character originally from the 1985 arcade game Super Punch-Out!! who weighs 440 pounds] weighing at least 400 pounds. Having a BMI of at least 60.0. Extremely morbidly obese. (Bear Hugger can also be a term for an extremely obese person.)
• fatchiphobia - fear of fat in food causing one to examine closely every food item they are about to eat for trans fat and saturated fat levels
• fattorse - less fat: skinnier
• fattorst - least fat: skinniest
• faux klingon - an ideological supporter of war who has no personal experience therein (coined by David Wu, Democratic representative from Oregon's first district, to describe advisors to President George W. Bush who supported the president's decision to go to war in Iraq, though they had no personal understanding of what it was like to be in combat)
• faux-CD - when someone admits to having symptoms of OCD when you know they are just being an asshole attention whore bag
• fauxdex - an e-book device along the lines of an Amazon Kindle
• fauxgasm - a pretend orgasm
• fauxholidologist - one who studies nonsense, insignificant or false holidays
• fauxholidology - the study of nonsense, insignificant or false holidays
• fauxliage - a fake plant used for indoor decoration
• fauxmenist - a person who subscribes to feminist ideology, yet reinforces gender stereotypes
• faux-mo - when a generation lacking any clear, unique identity attempts (in inconsistant, questionably sincere and argueably futile ways) to label and define itself and/or it's cultural elements. This is generally characterized by a sort of quiet desperation, thinly veiled hostility and confusion
• fauxpolarity - the tendency for Right-wing libertarians and paleo-conservatives on the one hand, and libertarian Leftists on the other, to be regarded as political opposites, when in fact they have much in common on important issues (e.g. drug legalization, bank bailouts and US foreign policy)
• fauxtography - 1. a method of creating photographs using photo-editing software to produce an image that appears real or true but is in fact false or misleading. 2. Staging of the subject matter to do the same. 3. The deceptive writing of a photograph caption so as to convey a false understanding of the photograph
• fauxtoshop - a modification of Photoshop to make explicit/acknowledge the bending or manufacturing of visual reality by use of imaging software -(GoogleIt)
• favorited - internet past and past participle of 'to favorite'; to add to one's web-browser's "Favorites"
• favre'd - when a person claims they will not show up to an event or function, then shows up unexpectedly at said event
• faxmule - a white-collar crime thief whose crimes are defined by temporarily ingesting parts of office machinery and smuggling them out piece by piece
• fearbola - [blend of fear+Ebola] irrational fear of contagion of Ebola
• feathery stroker - a man who is too gentle, attentive and respectful, i.e. too in touch with his feminine side. Such men include those that do not eat read meat and those who use post-shave balm. From the novel Anybody Out There by Marian Keyes [14]
• featrix - a feature matrix, a table (matrix) showing which features exist in different models or versions of products (for examples of feature matrices see [15], [16], [17].)
• Februarian - a person whose birthday is in February
• Februarily - every February
• fececoid - a piece of feces (used in medical terminology) (the proper or technical term for "turd")
• FedZilla - the Federal Government with an out of control appetite for unchecked power, wasteful spending, and political corruption. Fed derived from Federal Government, Zilla derived from out of control monster known as Godzilla. Further defined it is a condition created by elected individuals whom choose to serve their own self interest above the common good of the people whom elect them to office.[FedZilla][18]
• feem - (v., n., pro., prep., conj., art., inter.) any one perceivable action, entity, abstraction, or part of human lexicon. (see rest of dictionary) Help save the feem wiki: feem.
• feesum - any manner of god (or other object of affection) which is absurd and/or nonexistent, and which does not deserve the devotion it receives [derives from adding vowels to FSM, the acronym of Flying Spaghetti Monster]
• felilatry, felinolatry - worship of a cat
• felinigund - unfit for feline consumption
• femachism - belief that women are better than men in all situations, as opposed to machochism
• femachista - person with a belief that women are better than men in all situations, as opposed to machochista
• femagrapics - demographics based on the female gender
• female rig - to manipulate dishonestly for misandristic purposes. To rig in favor of women or girls
• femasculine - thing and quality that are gender-neutral. 2) Of or related to a gender-neutral person
• femicalvism - belief that bald women are beautiful
• femifeticide - the act of aborting a fetus just because it is identified as female, especially in China and India (British spelling: femifoeticide)
• femilatry, feminolatry - worship of a female person, especially by a male person
• femimort, feminomort - a person killed by a female person, especially male person
• femiserm, feminoserm - the act of talking to a female person, especially by a male person (see -serm for meaning and origin of suffix)
• femineonaticide - the act of killing a newborn just because it is a female (usually an unwanted daughter), especially in China and India (synonym: feminfanticide)
• femininitarian - a person, especially a man, who believes that women should not fashion themselves after men, thus that women should wear their hair long and wear only conventional female attire. Who believes or that teaches that women should not fashion themselves after men
• femininitarianism - opposition to tomboyish fashion ideas. The belief that women should not fashion themselves after men, thus that they should wear their hair long and wear only conventional female attire.
• femitonsure - the act of cutting women's hair short; female haircutting or headshaving, especially in female monasticism (term used by opponents of this practice)
• femservice - a sub-branch of fanservice; fanservice intended for a female audience
• feracide - the act of killing a wild animal
• feramort - a person killed by a wild animal
• feriaetitis - the state of lethargy or lack of motivation upon returning to work after vacation (Use: "I'm sorry I'm not paying attention, I have a serious case of feriaetitis.")
• FerPhyism - [portmanteau of Fervent Physicalism] a physicalist belief system that is held with fervour of a quasi-religious quality. FerPhyists want the same tax breaks and social consideration usually accorded only to those with nutty but fervently-held religious beliefs. Also ironically references the Australian word furphy, see https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-FerPhyist-Church/116464538515051
• festumerous - passionate about students' rights
• feworse - less few: more
• feworst - least few: most
• fewteen - a number somewhere around twelve to fifteen (this word is sometimes encountered in the English of native Polish speakers as a natural translation of kilkanaście) (synonym for jailbait) {That girl is fewteen, I hope she was worth it.}
• FGMer - a person who performs female genital mutilation
• FHNDGNHIFGJ - adjective used to describe the fear of a boy popping up with scary cookies
• fickle-feel - the feeling that the person to whom you are speaking is harbouring deep-seated anger and malice towards you, and may be about to do you harm
• fidgeltick - (1) food that is a bore to eat; anything requiring painstaking and ill-requited effort. (2) A taciturn person, one from whom it is hard to get information (Gelett Burgess)
• fifteenty - the number 150
• fifth-party company - an independent video game developer that develops video games for other companies to publish and does not solely develop for one company
• fifth-party - (1) of a video game, developed by an independent non-publishing video game developer and published by any third-party game company. (2) Originating from such a video game
• fiftillion - the number ${\displaystyle 10^{3*10^{3*10^{150}}+3}}$
• figurenude - an object of two dimensional art primarily consisting of a nude human figure. It is not intentionally erotic and does not involve the subject interacting with the viewer, except possibly a casual look. The face is often not shown. (Figurenude was first used for photographs, but can be anything two-dimensional.)
• filolatry - worship of one's children (same as prololatry)
• filomort - a person killed by one's children (same as prolomort)
• filoserm - the act of talking to one's children (see -serm for meaning and origin of suffix) (same as proloserm)
• fillyrics - improvised words used to fill in for genuine lyrics in a song when those lyrics are unknown or incomprehensible
• filmanderthal - a photographer still using an ancient, archaic type of chemo-optical image reproduction using a light-sensitive emulsion spread on a clear acetate base that is “exposed,” “developed” and then “printed” using toxic, ecologically-challenged chemicals in a laborious, expensive and time consuming process that nevertheless provides a certain atavistic thrill for some, accounting for it’s shrinking yet vestigial popularity. <Slang: Backwards, old fashioned, behind the times.> (Usage: “He’s such a filmanderthal, he spent all that time and money, and the wedding photos were all dark.”) —Filmanderthaloid (-thô’ löid’) - [ME<OE: filmen + OG: -anderthal (Reference to early hominid first discovered in Neanderthal Valley near Dusseldorf, Germany, eventually exterminated by the more modern Digimagnon Man, homodigitus sapiens)]
• filophobia - fear of wires
• fils de pape - fils d'un Pape (ANGLAIS). blasphème inventée près Scott T. Peters en février 2007 comme équivalent Français-Canadien au blasphème anglais, son of a bitch, une personne réprehensible (synonym: trou de cul)
• Final Fantasy whore - a Final Fantasy fan who hates games besides Final Fantasy games and/or people or organizations who object to or have any dissenting views about Final Fantasy games
• financialence - the act or practice of abstaining, refraining from spending money on someone or something
• fing - to move one's fingers
• fingoo - when fingers get stuck in a gel-like goo
• finocracy - a system of government in which the Greek prefix demos (person; the people) underlying a democracy, is substituted by 'fin'; a comprehendible root of 'modern' words; a unit of currency (e.g.: money). One man, one vote becomes thus: one (US) dollar, one vote.
• finorse - less fine: coarser
• finorst - least fine: coarsest
• finquel - the final installment of a series of works; chronological finale
• fip - to transfer funds electronically
• firee - a person who is being fired
• firmorse - less firm
• firmorst - least firm
• first cousin once preceding - a parent's first cousin (unlike the term first cousin once removed, this term specifically does not also alternatively mean a first cousin's child)
• first cousin once succeeding - a first cousin's child (unlike the term first cousin once removed, this term specifically does not also alternatively mean a parent's first cousin)
• first cousin twice preceding - a grandparent's first cousin (unlike the term first cousin twice removed, this term specifically does not also alternatively mean a first cousin's grandchild)
• first cousin twice succeeding - a first cousin's grandchild (unlike the term first cousin twice removed, this term specifically does not also alternatively mean a grandparent's first cousin)
• firstable - first of all - use of this term is appearing in social media (notably Twitter). Interestingly, it has already given rise to a derived term secondable, meaning secondly.
• firsteen - the number 11
• firsteenty - the number 110
• firsty - the number 10
• fiscalize, fiscalise - 1. to publicly control, supervise and inspect on state revenues or budget asignations. Also relative to the management of public funds. After several corruption scandals the Chancellor of the Exchequer has decided to fiscalize all public agencies. 2. In specific contexts it can be used as a synonym of "control". [Etymology: originary from the Latin noun "fiscus" meaning public funds]
• fishful - wishful for fish
• fite - respelling of "fight"
• fither - the motion of a feather as it falls, one may also fither through a crowd
• fittle - (verbing of FTL) to travel faster than the speed of light (used repeatedly in Ken MacLeod, Newton's Wake,[19], Tor/Forge (2004), ISBN 0-765-30503-8.)
• Fixed BuyOut Certificate (FBO) - a financing instrument issued by a company which either (1) is associated with a debt instrument (a promissory note) and which recites the face value of the associated note or (2) recites an amount (without reference to a promissory note) whereby, in either case, the FBO will be paid on a contingent basis when triggered by one or more events (usually a volume of production and sale of a product made by the company) at some multiple of the sum recited. When associated with a note, the face value of the FBO is discounted by the amount of the note if the note has been repaid before the FBO has been triggered. When not associated with a note, the payee is usually an employee, a consultant or a vendor of a product or service used by the company. The payout of FBOs is commonly made over a period of several years after it is triggered. Regardless of the buyout rate, the triggering event(s) is usually the same for all the FBOs issued by a company. The buyout rate for a given FBO normally is a function of the risk at the time it is issued. For a startup company, the buyout rate normally decreases with time until the company qualifies for routine commercial lines of credit. Initial buyout rates can be high (40:1). FBOs allow investors to realize a fixed profit in relation to the risk assumed without the company having to go public (an IPO). If not triggered, an FBO with a note preserves the investment/(unsecured) loan. FBOs are general, contingent debt obligations of a company and avoid the dilution of equity.
• fizber - is short for "FSBO (pronounced as "fizbo") seller", "For Sale By Owner Seller". It's used to describe home owners who sell their homes and land by themselves and don't use a realtor.
• fjact - a statement that is presented as fact to prove a point in a discussion, especially an Internet discussion, but that is actually unverified and may not be true
• fjong - 1) a penis standing straight up in the air; half boner 2) to graze a boner
• flairsome - with flair
• flargh - a general annoyance word that may be substituted for an annoyed growl, up to substituting for a curse word
• FLART - when you are flirting with a girl or guy and you fart
• flasciphobia - fear of bottles
• flatgez - an emission of digestive gases from the anus. (Used in medical terminology) (The proper or technical term for a "fart")
• flattorse - less flat
• flattorst - least flat
• flatty - a flat-screen TV
• flatuphobia, flatulophobia - fear of farting
• flaugh - a fake laugh, usually derived from tedious social encounters. "Emi flaughed when Ebert told her he may have had to much cocaine for lunch"
• fleasure - pleasure from flirting
• fleege - a group of co-workers who socialise outside work but are not actually friends
• flegging - the act of creating really long posts
• flickle - the emotional state of a Netflix user who is no longer sure they want to watch the movies they have added to their account, ushering in a frantic session of queue re-ordering
• flip a marble - a compromise. Rather than flipping a coin and arriving at a firm conclusion one would "flip a marble" to compromise. Provided by: Doug Snyder
• flirtexting - the use of a mobile phone to send text messages via SMS between you and a person you would like to date or are currently dating (i.e.: someone you would like to make out with or are currently making out with). These texts normally contain flirty, witty banter that typically leads to a date.
• flo cag - to trip someone who is walking in front of you by kicking their downward moving foot into the persons other leg. Primarily used in southeastern American schoolyards. Also known as "cag" when used hastily.
• floordrobe - the part of a teenager's bedroom where garments are stored, invariably in an untidy heap, often occupying the space between the bed and the door or window
• Floridiot - derogatory term for a Floridian, used to imply that Floridians are idiots
• fluffiorse - less fluffy
• fluffiorst - least fluffy
• flunctionary - a flunky given a functionary role, or a functionary who acts like a flunky
• flune - a 4d hyperplane; an infinite set of points extending in four dimensions. It is the 4d analog of the line (1d), plane (2d), and realm (3d). Also called a tetrealm. (see the chart under tetraspace)
• flurghenshneid - the act of interrupting silence with a silly and meaningless word
• fluyiqa - someone who takes pride in being strange or different
• fnuggle - a typo of the word snuggle - to hug: I like to fnuggle my ducky
• fobe - a group of friends having similar interests or hobbies
• fobia - fear of misspelled words
• foggorse - less foggy
• foggorst - least foggy
• fooding - a term used often as Internet slang or in use as an 'Away Message' which indicates that, someone away from their computer, is engaging in the process of finding, preparing, or consuming food
   Example 1 - "Screw Homework...Gone Fooding."
Example 2 - Steve was hungry after he returned home from work, so he went fooding.
Example 3 - Herb typical goes fooding at Lia's, they have great pizza.

• fooditate - i'm not eating, I'm fooditating. Some epicures prefer to fooditate rather than meditate
• foop - feces that fishes produce (fish + poop = foop), properly used as a curse
• foremorn - [from "before" and "morning"] a period of time between midnight and dawn
• forenox - before midnight (see nox)
• forgetitude - the act of forgetting a now-famous word you coined
• forgotograph - a photograph taken during periods of high inebriation, which one will not remember later or: the act of taking such a photograph, i.e. "Did you check out the Saint Patrick's day photo album? Loads of forgotographs in that one."
• formatory - formatory thinking is insensitive to context - dealing with superficial form only, not essential content/meaning. 'Black and white' concepts only. Repeating what you've heard as your own considered thought. (Term used in work of Gurdjieff.)
• foron - a mixture of the words forum and moron, said by Falerin Ardendor on the Adventure Quest forums. It is a general name for people who try to annoy others on forums
• fourteenty - the number 140
• foxtonym - a word that starts with "f" (same as digammonym)
• foxtophilia - love of the letter "f" (same as digammaphilia)
• foxtophobia - fear of the letter "f" (same as digammaphobia)
• FOXygen - the heady mix of partisan hackery, character assassination, and manufactured outrage (coined by John Stewart on his Daily Show, May 12, 2011, as a protologism describing the kind of orchestrated disinformation that is continuously aired by the FOX News television network) (Example: "Jon Stewart again smacked Fox News for its fury over Common’s White House appearance, pointing out last night that only huffers of “Foxygen”—“the heady mix of partisan hackery, character assassination, and manufactured outrage” — would be bothered by the rapper’s performance.")
• fractomort - a person who was crushed to death
• fraff - an alternative to the word 'pussy' or 'fitties'. Can be used to refer to one or more than one attractive, or if you prefer un-attractive counterparts. (Example: "thats a nice piece of fraff there tony" "truelife donny, its like a fraff farm here today")
• fragapanophobia - fear of birthdays
• frankenstein - to create an object using unrelated components; an object so created, sometimes referred to as a monstrosity
• fratrolatry - worship of one's brother
• fratromort - a person killed by one's brother
• fratroserm - the act of talking to one's brother (see -serm for meaning and origin of suffix)
• freshorse - less flesh: staler
• freshorst - least flesh: stalest
• Fridaily - every Friday
• fridiculous - combination of "Frickin Ridiculous", an American slang phrase used to express succinctly, something that is extremely ridiculous. "Tom's absurd comment about world politics was fridiculous." This adjective's first use was proposed by an online author from the USA the fall of 2009.
• friend girl - slang expression used by African American women to relate to their closest friends
• friendcest - sexual relationships occurring within a group of close friends who are not necessarily dating
• frigimort - a person who was frozen to death
• frigoriphobia - fear of cold weather
• frillion - an unspecified large number (from a Dilbert Cartoon: "Today the company restated its earnings from 'a few frillion' to 'a loss of 1.3 billion'")
• Frinight - a Friday night
• frontch - to smoke marijuana, commonly associated with Tim Nugent (Ex: "Hey Tim do you want to frontch?")
• frood - awesome, really together guy (first used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
• FSP - acronym for "filthy street person"
• fub - low-intensity insult to describe someone prone to restricted behaviour, i.e. "Don't be such a fub, Puddlesworth."
• fuck nut - general usage as a derogitory offensive term for someone who is being a jackass or dickweed
• fucksafe - used to describe a male or female who does not have an STD
• fucktea - beer
• fuckton - an undesirably very large amount; also metric fuckton, an even larger amount
• fugle - a futile search of the Internet, e.g. for references to self-created protologisms, etc. (see autofugle)
• fukudaed - having been in a loop of disconnecting and reconnecting from a chat room or IRC. This often leads to a jumbled up conversation - leading to misinterpretation of the context (e.g. "Sorry guys, I got fukudaed.")
• fulgomort - a person killed by lightning
• fulgophobia - fear of lightning
• fulk - a superhero; a musical style that mixes folk with funk
• fumusterroremophobia - fear of smoke alarms
• Fundays - last two days of the week: Friday and Saturday. Term is originated when people have most fun during those days. The more appropriate collective term for those days is Ankondays.
• funnic - finding humor in and/or mocking the common mistake of confusing the words ironic and coincidental
• funniorse - less funny
• funniorst - least funny
• funnorse - less fun
• funnorst - least fun
• funny man's fury - comedians who, when hecklers interrupt their act, fly into a furious, vitriolic and uncontrollable rage
• funplex - a building in which a variety of activities are available, such as bowling, games, and jungle gyms [formed by blending and clipping “fun” + “(com)plex”]
• funtastic - being fun and fantastic [formed by blending of the words “fun” and “fantastic”]
• funth - state or quality of being fun
• fushi - a sushi-like roll but without the raw fish [formed by blending and clipping (blending/clipping of "f(ake)" and "(s)ushi")]
• fussdirag - a former US supported dictator internationally reviled for acts of genocide
• futerminal - a goal or point in the future that does not yet exist
• futonym - [pronounced FEW-tin-əm] - word that has 'fuck' embedded in it, including 'fuck' itself [from Latin futuō, "fuck"]
• future nostalgia - a vague longing for a time in the future when all technology will be perfected and not be the subject of constant change
• futurely - in the future
• fuze - phonetic spelling of fuse, most commonly associated with the drink company
• fuzzline - an ill-defined or flexible deadline, or one which is tightly defined but in language which does not clearly translate to timescales, dates and times, e.g. "We need this stuff done before John asks why it isn't ready."
• fwap - to smack someone across the top of the head
• FXtravaganza - a movie whose sole purpose is to showcase new special effects techniques, often at the expense of other elements, such as storyline or plot (alternate spelling: effextravaganza)
• fyrinatical - used only partly correctly, e.g a kettle being used as a water storage compartment (the original design brief of the kettle was for it to boil amounts of water, not store it. It is partly correct however to store water due to that both instances require the movement of water into the kettle)
• fzgoogolplex - the number that is a googolplex to the power of a googolplex

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