spank the monkey

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spank the monkey (third-person singular simple present spanks the monkey, present participle spanking the monkey, simple past and past participle spanked the monkey)

  1. (idiomatic, colloquial, vulgar) To masturbate (male).
    Tim said, "I'm going to go home and spank the monkey."