1989 November 6, Michael E. Lee, “seriously slack”, in alt.slack[1] (Usenet):
Tread softly on your beds of algae, Mr. Baleen Whale-Man, (if that is your real name) for if you step on even a single holy Krill, your soul will be sent to the eternal damnation of Kibological heck-like land!!
2003, Beable van Polasm, “Kibological Konspiracy”, in alt.conspiracy.black.helicopters (Usenet):