crotch goblin

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crotch goblin (plural crotch goblins)

  1. (slang, derogatory) A child.
    Synonym: crotch spawn
    • 2019 May 21, Shirley Donlon, “Bridezilla is branded a 'terrible human' after viciously ranting about her groom's three-year-old child - who she wants to BAN from the wedding”, in Daily Mail[1]:
      She's three. I am marrying him not his crotch goblin. That's his mistake not mine.