fartometer

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English[edit]

Etymology[edit]

fart +‎ -o- +‎ -meter

Noun[edit]

fartometer (plural fartometers)

  1. (humorous) A supposed device that measures flatulence.
    • 2010, Monica Margaret Jones, Up to Our Necks in It, page 106:
      Environmentalists campaign against flatulence
      which is known to contribute to global warming.
      Governments heed and compel us to wear
      In the rectum a micro-electronic fartometer.
      Our emissions of methane are taxed.
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