User:Quercus solaris/oughta but willna

Scope: Things that belong here don't belong here, by which I mean that if I feel the need to add them then they shouldna be added, for the same reason that I feel the need to add them. This only sounds tautological, whereas you know what I mean, and by you I mean me, at least me today (and perhaps also when you are reading this, and by you I mean me). So don't. Instead, remember what the Spaniard said about his powder (or what some say he said, whether he or Old Roundhead said it first), and write them somewhere else (somewhere much more else, but nonetheless still quite easy for you to get to, and by you I mean me). It's somewhat like what the bartender said about places (and also what the sexton said thereon): You don't have to forgo, but you can't go here. Therefore, go to the place on Park Drive (mebbe) and, like the song says, park it.