si mi abuela tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta

Spanish

Etymology

Literally, “if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be an old bycicle”.

Proverb

si mi abuela tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta

1. if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle

   "Habríamos ganado el partido si hubiéramos tenido un portero decente" — "Y si mi abuela tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta"

   "We would have won the match if we'd had a decent goalkeeper." — "And if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle!"