2000 November 7, Fool [username], “Re: Bush/Gore alliance??”, in rec.games.diplomacy[1] (Usenet):
I'm Canuckistani and we really can't tell the diff between Gush and Bore.
2001 May 13, Darla Vladschyk, “Re: Jerky Correction”, in alt.religion.kibology[2] (Usenet):
One of the cool things about Canuckistani foodstuffs is that they are rarely required to explain of what they consist. Unlike USAian foodstuffs, which must by law bear lables[sic] explaining every micro-particle of the contents, Canuckistanians cheerfully ingest great whacks of completely unidentified chemical and chemical-like substances all the time!
2001 June 19, Luke Breinig, “Re: in stores now!”, in alt.religion.kibology[3] (Usenet):
Now, I coulda SWORE I've seen a Canuckistaini $2 bill in the not too distant past.
2004 February 17, John Schmidt, “Re: Thanks for the rays...”, in alt.religion.kibology[4] (Usenet):
I'm not familiar with your quaint Canuckistani units of measure. Does relocating 500km away mean you have to scoot your chair slightly to the left, or does it mean you're moving to Neptune?
2004 July 6, Conan The Librarian [username], “Re: OT: Happy Canada Day!”, in rec.outdoors.fishing.fly[5] (Usenet):
One of the first things that struck me as I learned more about Canuckistani culture was the lingering fascination with matters of the Crown. It's as if y'all don't really want to make a complete break with Mum England.
And even though Resorts of the Canadian Rockies bought Fernie in 1998, doubled the amount of lift-accessed terrain, and transformed it from a Canuckistani hideout to a posh destination resort, it's still not overrun by high rollers.
2009, David Townsend, Pogey, Poutine and Warm, Furry Beavers: (Plus Twenty Other Reasons to Enjoy Being Canadian), iUniverse (2009), →ISBN, page 2:
Of course, when I calmed down and thought about it a little more reasonably, I realized that very few worthy publications of that nature actually existed—certainly none that celebrated the (perhaps idiosyncratic) things I loved about being Canuckistani.
Noun: "(slang, derogatory or humorous) a Canadian"[edit]
2003 May 29, MC, “Re: When do actresses become actors?”, in alt.usage.english[6] (Usenet):
Here in Canuckistan, the mullahs who control the state media (the CBC) have decreed that the words "fisherman" and "fishermen" are somehow offensive to the ears of loyal Canuckistanis.
2003 October 17, Matt Olson, “Re: Another Canadian bimbo PETArd (nooze)”, in alt.tasteless[7] (Usenet):
Pamela Anderson's a Canuckistani? I had no idea.
2006 January 21, Kimberly, “Re: Mars Poll”, in alt.buddha.short.fat.guy[8] (Usenet):
I'll have you know, sir, that I learned to play cribbage from my grandfather, who was a Canuckistani like yourself, when I was so young my hands were too small to shuffle the cards.
Turns out if was just a fire-breathing Canuckistani named Sean Genovese riding on the back of a Dino-boardtasaurus and stomping the shit out of this Kaiju-sized front one.