2022 December 2, Fro_Yo_Joe, “Elon the “free speech absolutist” suspends Ye’s account after he goes off the rails and spews hatred”, in Reddit[1], LeopardsAteMyFace, archived from the original on 2022-12-02:
Also after Ye posted a most unflattering picture of Elmo.
2022 December 2, AvailableAudience6, “Remember this, Candace? Pepperidge Farms remembers...”, in Reddit[2], ToiletPaperUSA, archived from the original on 2022-12-02:
I'm too lazy to look up which one came before, but my guess would be he lost interest when Elmo got him his Twitter back. Which he then took away again, so it wouldn't surprise me if in a week the Parler deal is back on.
2022 December 9, Kevy B (@YoContextKev@mastodon.social), Mastodon[3]:
Elmo might want to delete old Twitter accounts because there's some "prior art" he wants ridden from the internet.
2022 December 12, marie_cast (@marie_cast@toad.social), Mastodon[4]:
Twitter was far from perfect before Elmo happened to it but it’s a total shitshow now!
2022 December 19, Paul Hudson (@twostraws@mastodon.social), Mastodon[5]:
Elmo is pleased to announce the latest Twitter feature: full self-owning! And all Twitter Blue subscribers already have it enabled ✨
2022 December 19, Zugernat (@nolanzugernat@mastodon.social), Mastodon[6]:
Over at Twitter aka Elmo's Shithole, Elon Musk is now reducing the effectiveness of blocking so you'll be forced to see his Nazi pals' tweets in your feed.
2023 January 6, Lemon Slayer (@LemonSlayer@mastodon.social), Mastodon[7]:
Elmo tells me in order to validate me on Twitter, he ABSOLUTELY MUST have my phone number, and I call BS on that!
2023 January 26, Shoq (@shoq@mastodon.social), Mastodon[8]:
Elmo's Twitter timeline is like a comedy show where all the comics are either 3rd rate conservative media grifters like Steve Crowder, soulless Wall Street goons, Sil-valley Muskrat stans, or celebrity half-wit gargoyles who just want to be seen looking like besties with the Mars guy. It's gruesome.
2023 February 8, c3141mtd (@c3141mtd@mastodon.social), Mastodon[9]:
Looks like Elmo broke #Twitter again.
2023 February 8, eigenman (@eigenman@mstdn.social), Mastodon[10]:
Elmo tried to add a tweet counter and crashed the whole site world wide. What a complete dingbat.
2023 February 8, Jim Stewartson (@jimstewartson@toad.social), Mastodon[11]:
It is certainly conceivable that Elmo’s ragtag of leftover desperate engineers put out a feature without properly testing it. 😂
2023 February 17, Jan (@jnv@mastodon.social), Mastodon[12]:
I don't think it matters. If Elmo doesn't like your app, you're out. But it seems like he's now distracted by his engagement numbers, so hopefully he'll leave the API alone.
2023 March 7, Sean McCabe (@darthstar@mastodon.online), Mastodon[13]:
But at the end of the day Elmo's just a spoiled wealthy man-child with zero social skills who is protected by lawyers who want to milk him for their livings for as long as they can.
2023 March 19, Alice (@alicek@mas.to), Mastodon[14]:
Incredible how low Twitter has sunk since Elmo fired the grownups.
2023 March 25, Comfortably Numb (@ygalanter@hachyderm.io), Mastodon[15]:
Once again Elmo is shooting himself in the dick. He must be a masochist.
2023 March 25, c3141mtd (@c3141mtd@mastodon.social), Mastodon[16]:
Bots aren't ruining Twitter, Elmo is. The reason you see trash is because Elmo fired all of the moderators.
2023 March 28, ITX Mike (@mspsadmin@msps.io), Mastodon[17]:
Absolutely blows me away Elmo is so clueless.
2023 March 28, No_Influence6659, “One of the richest people in the world inciting violent bigotry against an oppressed minority”, in Reddit[18], insanepeoplefacebook, archived from the original on 2023-03-28:
Hope I live long enough to watch Elmo have a stoke, shit himself, and die on live TV as he's getting onto one of his rockets.
2023 June 2, Darklord_Bravo, “I can’t possibly imagine what caused this.”, in Reddit[19], LeopardsAteMyFace, archived from the original on 2023-06-02:
It's 2023 and I still feel the need to post this occasionally. https://xkcd.com/1357/ Also, fuck Elmo for being the asshole that he is.