2002 January 25, Lots42 [username], “Hairy eyeball”, in alt.support.childfree[1] (Usenet):
I finally got the chance, while out to eat, to give the hairy eyeball to a breeder and her crotch dumpling, who was running back and forth between breeder and Mr. breeder.
2003 November 15, m miller, “Re: Why Not to Get Married”, in alt.support.childfree[2] (Usenet):
Not every marriage revolves around creating crotch dumplings.
2004 November 29, Elizabeth, “Confronting breeders on airplanes”, in alt.support.childfree[3] (Usenet):
For *entertainment* I got to watch yupmoo and her recently mobile crotch dumpling walk up and down the aisle.
2009 January 31, Christopher Helms, “Re: Anita Pallenberg - Memba Her?”, in alt.gossip.celebrities[4] (Usenet):
Okay, I actually did look it up and although they had at least three crotch dumplings, one of whom died in infancy, they never actually did marry.