Citations:poop machine

English citations of poop machine

Noun: "(idiomatic, pejorative or humorous) an infant"

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• 2004 — Zoey Dean, Girls on Film, Little, Brown and Company (2004), →ISBN, unnumbered page:

  If the baby wasn't her father's, maybe Jackson would dump Poppy's ass, and she wouldn't have to lose what little attention her father gave her to some drooling, burping poop machine with Poppy's perfect jawline.

• 2004 — Lissa Manley, The Baby Chronicles, Harlequin (2004), →ISBN, page 76:

  "You, little girl, are a genuine poop machine."

  Laura chose that exact moment to spit up whatever small amount of cereal had actually made it into her system.

• 2009 — Henry Winkler & Lin Oliver, Dump Trucks and Dogsleds: I'm on My Way, Mom!, Grosset & Dunlap (2009), →ISBN, unnumbered page:

  This baby, this brother, this crying little poop machine, really was going to arrive very soon now, whether I liked it or not.

• 2010 — Roger Friendman, Nipple Confusion, Uncoordinated Pooping, and Spittle: The Life of a Newborn's Father, iUniverse Star (2010), →ISBN, page 106:

  Jessica and I had a great life together, why would we want to screw it up by introducing an energy-sapping, budget-draining poop machine?

• 2011 — Phil Torcivia, Just a Nice Guy, →ISBN, page 179:

  Are you ready for the monthly pregnancy scare and are you stocked up on morning after pills and compelling arguments for her to consider not giving birth to an expensive, little poop machine?

• 2012 — J. A. Pitts, Forged in Fire, Tor Books (2012), →ISBN, page 147:

  […] Never could keep friends long, so I figured if I had a sister, I'd at least have someone to be friends with, even if she was a crying poop machine for the first year."

Noun: "(idiomatic, pejorative or humorous) an animal whose defecation inconveniences humans"

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• 2000 — Gerry Buccis & Barbara Somerville, Training Your Pet Rat, Barron's Educational Series (2000), →ISBN, page 85:

  Then, there's scooping the poop. Rats are real little poop machines.

• 2005 — Audrey Pavia (with Janice Posnikoff), Horses for Dummies, Wiley Publishing, Inc. (2005), →ISBN, page 165:

  Horses are virtual poop machines that never seem to stop evacuating their bowels.

• 2005 — Lynne Scott, Dingo Devotionals: Learning to Heel, AuthorHouse (2007), →ISBN, page 111:

  Everyone coos over puppies but give me the old grey face of a seasoned dog any day over those little poop machines.

• 2009 — M. J. Williams, Doorway to Zahr: The Last Dragon, AuthorHouse (2009), →ISBN, page 45:

  "Chihuahuas?"

  "Yeah, why?" Blake asked.

  "We had some. They're little poop machines."

• 2012 — Vicki Lindgren Rimasse, Ruminations of a Catholic School Girl, First Edition Design Publishing (2012), →ISBN, unnumbered page:

  Everyone knows that happy tale for sure: one of Hercules' tasks was to clean the Aegean Stables which housed a mess of horses that were virtual "poop" machines; continually producing mass quantities of excrement.