Citations:pornstache

English citations of pornstache

Noun: "(slang) a moustache that resembles one worn by an adult film actor"

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• 2003 — "Listening Station", Las Vegas Mercury, 14 August 2003:

  If--and this is a substantial if--you can get past the neon rainbows, the jolly robots and the crooner with the Ron Jeremy pornstache on the cover of Danish duo Junior Senior's debut D-D-Don't Don't Stop the Beat, you're in for the most delirious, charmingly silly dance-pop you've heard since some jerkoff filched your Jackson 5 Greatest Hits cassette.

• 2005 — Dave Philipps, "Fuzzy Logic", Colorado Springs Gazette, 20 December 2005:

  Plummer started the season with a bushy 1970s-style mustache, dubbed the "pornstache" by fans.

• 2006 — Vinay Menon, "TV males who stir up heat", Toronto Star, 5 April 2006:

  One reader nominated CSI's Nick Stokes (George Eads) despite some reservations, including his "frightful pornstache" from earlier this season.

• 2006 — Aaron Sagers, "Snakes on a pornstache: Predictions for Summer 2006", Morning Call, 3 May 2006:

  Fashion trend: Hair, and lots of it. Specifically, the pornstache. The big, bushy strip of woodland-creature-tail lying across men's lips will be huge this summer.

• 2006 — Tony Ware, "That Robot Kinda Shit", The Stranger, 14 June 2006:

  The Looks is indeed imbued with plenty of pornstache 'tude.

• 2007 — R. D. Reynolds & Blade Braxton, The WrestleCrap Book of Lists!, ECW Press (2007), →ISBN, page 65:

  This was a far cry from Hall's original look, which resembled a 1970s adult film star. With his bushy hair and magnificent pornstache, Hall could have easily doubled for a muscle-bound John Holmes.

• 2008 — Lynnette R. Porter, David Lavery, & Hillary Robson, Finding Battlestar Galactica: An Unauthorized Guide, Sourcebooks (2008), →ISBN, page 110:

  In another indelible moment, this time completely nonverbal, in "Exodus, Part 2" (3.4), he removes the "pornstache" (as "Television without Pity" deems it) grown while most of the surviving human race suffered in Cylon internment on New Caprica.

• 2008 — Drew Edwards, "Like it or not, MP deserves benefit of the doubt", Guelph Mercury, 12 April 2008:

  He seems to have realized that the pornstache of yesteryear was a bad idea, so clearly anything is possible.

• 2008 — Will Leitch, "Like Mike", New York Magazine, 18 May 2008:

  D’Antoni is a man of European culture, refined—or as refined as anyone can be while sporting a frightening pornstache.

• 2008 — Patrick Huguenin, "The stars lose face - and body, too!", New York Daily News, 16 October 2008:

  George Clooney continues to parade his new pornstache on the set of his movie in Puerto Rico, a movie I'm beginning to expect was costumed by Mystery, the pickup artist.

• 2008 — "Weezer was looking to please its inner fan", Austin American-Statesman, 16 October 2008:

  "Rivers" is pornstache-wearing singer-songwriter-guitarist Rivers Cuomo, and lest PETA feel compelled to picket the band's stop Monday at the Erwin Center, we are reasonably confident this was not a living, baaa-ing yak or sheep.

• 2009 — "Trey: For Royals sake, keep that razor handy", Kansas City Star, 30 July 2009:

  Within a week, the goatee had been shaved back down to the pornstache.

• 2009 — Greg Cote, "NFL season finally arrives with Titans-Steelers on Thursday night", Victoria Advocate, 9 September 2009:

  Wanny needs bow to no man's mustache, but comes close in the company of the majestic pornstache of Titans coach Jeff Fisher.

• 2010 — Shaun David Hutchinson, The Deathday Letter, Simon Pulse (2010), →ISBN, page 48:

  "'Two: don't die. Three: see Mrs. Williamson naked. Four: grow a pornstache.'"

• 2011 — Scott Gummer, Parents Behaving Badly, Touchstone (2011), →ISBN, unnumbered page:

  Twenty-three years since Ben had seen him, and Del still favored a pornstache and a scowl.

• 2011 — Tanya Huff, The Wild Ways, Daw Books (2011), →ISBN, unnumbered page:

  It wasn't Bo's girlfriend behind the wheel, unless she had what looked like a '70s pornstache attached to her upper lip.

• 2011 — F. J. Lennon, Soul Trapper, Atria Books (2011), →ISBN, page 3:

  "It's my wife," he says, nervously stroking his pornstache.

• 2011 — Sean Gregory, "World Series: Why the Texas Rangers Should Win It", Time, 24 October 2011:

  Starting pitcher Derek Holland, a goofball who takes great pride in his flimsy pornstache, gave up only two hits over 8 1/3 innings in the shutout, before giving way to Neftali Feliz, who closed it out.