Talk:cymbaling

This isn't a real word. The loser that made it must have been doing anything besides the activity his employer was paying him for. What a douche!

• Made into something reasonable.

What vocabulary genius uses the word "douche" anyways? And as a credible witness, just saw someone smash two LCD screens together, and everyone in attendance agreed that the act was indeed "cymbaling"...still can't get over the fact that you used the word "douche"...WOW!

Eh, and I can use the word "troll"

I saw a troll douche in my employer's bathroom. All the while cymballing two 19 inch LCD's. Poor lil' bugger could barely lift 'em. But come to think of it... i don't think my employer was paying him for that... he must be a douche.

• you can't just DECIDE what cymbaling means. only me, god and Webster can decide that.

also, the act of pushing 2 breasts together in a slapping motion as if playing the cymbals.

2 Things:

  1.In response to the "you can't just..." comment, how the hell are you one of three authorities on defining the English language when you cannot even speak (write) it. Only I, god and....What a s**thead! 
  2.The definition of cymbaling as the act of slapping two breasts together is unjust to the small breasted, whether woman or man (not only obese men, some boys during puberty develop breasts for a brief period - freaky, right?). Some people's breasts will never meet no matter how hard you try to force them together, making the breast definition NULL and VOID.