cock watch

English

Verb

cock watch (third-person singular simple present cock watches, present participle cock watching, simple past and past participle cock watched)

1. (slang, vulgar, derogatory) To obsess over another man's attributes or activities, especially:
   1. To obsess over another man's penis.
      • 2022 August 22, @javourswillwin, Twitter‎^[1]:

        not to cock watch or anything but Andrew Tate definitely not packing more than 3 inches

   2. To obsess over another man's sexual or romantic activity.
      • 2022 May 20, @ogbobbyjindal, Twitter‎^[2]:

        US Senator with a wife and 2 kids is cock watching Pete Davidson instead of proposing useful legislation.

2. (by extension) To obsess in general.
   • 2023 April 13, @s4m31p4n, Twitter‎^[3]:

     Let people go missing. Stop cock watching

   • 2024 March 15, @SxrgioSZN, Twitter‎^[4]:

     Arsenal fans spent all week cock watching us saying we’re gonna “rig the draw” only for us to get the hardest possible one (again) 😂😂😂

See also

• pocket watch