choad

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Contents 1 English 1.1 Alternative spellings 1.2 Etymology 1.3 Noun 1.3.1 Synonyms 1.4 References 1.5 Anagrams

English

The term “choad” is considered a neologism based on standardized Wiktionary criteria. Neologisms are newly acknowledged terms. They typically have not been in circulation long enough or widely enough for their social status to be determined. Neologisms can be nonces, slang terms, or even illiteracies. The citation of “choad” may be restricted to certain other contexts that have not been fully investigated, such as industry jargon or regional use. The term may not generally be understood even within those contexts.

Alternative spellings

• chode

Etymology

Variant of choda.

Noun

choad (plural choads)

1. (vulgar, slang) A penis.
   • 1970±, S. Clay Wilson, as quoted by Blair Haworth, “Meaning of Choad? (and a Peter Jackson question)” (1993 August 11), alt.tasteless, Usenet

     Your choad veins are pulsing love songs

   • 1986, Robert Crumb, Zap Comix, volume 3, unpaged

     What a find...a giant choad!

   • 1993 December 14, Steven Snedker, “Wanking 101 [long]”, alt.sex.masturbation, Usenet, as quoted by Richard J. McCunney (December 26)

     We all wank, sonny wiggles his willy, daddy plays with the meat in an orderly and rational way, and granddad's choad also delivers on a regular basis.

2. (vulgar, derogatory, slang) A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name.
   • 1985 February 28, Kevin Carosso, “VMS terminal I/O question”, fa-info.vax, Usenet via info-vax

     If you aren't the type of system manager that likes to be nice to the choad that forgot to log out, then the program has it's [sic.] other uses

   • 1992 October 12, “x3460afe” from maple.circa.ufl.edu, “sonic fags”, alt.music.alternative, Usenet

     sebadoh blew sonic youth off the stage, you stupid choad

   • 1997, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, “Pinkeye”, South Park, episode 107

     Stan: Oh man, I feel like a total choad.

     Cartman: Aw, come on Stan. Maybe that's just because you look like a total choad.

Synonyms

• (penis): choda, dick
• (loser): dick

References

• The Mavens' Word of the Day, 2000 May 31, Random House [1]

Anagrams

• Alphagram: acdho
• ad hoc
• choda