douche canoe

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Noun[edit]

douche canoe (plural douche canoes)

  1. Alternative form of douchecanoe.
    • 2011, Beth Harbison, Always Something There to Remind Me, St. Martin's Press (2011), ISBN 9780312599102, page 103:
      Because he's a total douche canoe who only wants what he can't have.
    • 2011, Kevin Hearne, Hammered, Del Rey (2011), ISBN 9780345522481, page 115:
      “He is a douche canoe. But he gets great PR with the mortals. They think he's their protector, some kind of hero, but he really should be sent out to sea and set on fire in a proper Viking burial.”
    • 2013, Alison Cherry, Red, Delacorte Press (2013), ISBN 9780385742931, unnumbered page:
      There was a beeping sound, and then Ivy announced, “Brent's a douche canoe. I'll punch him in the teeth for you, if you want.”