1998 January 11, Chris Petit, “Re: need advice re cfc/job interviews!!!”, in alt.support.childfree, Usenet:
IF she returns to work at all after having the crib lizard.
1999 August 23, c-toast [username], “Re: The Sprog Excuse”, in alt.support.childfree.moderated, Usenet:
I have a big problem with the assumption (not saying that you have made that assumption) that because we have chosen not to bow to society's demands and pop out, or otherwise obtain, a couple of crib lizards, that we are supposed to somehow do MORE with our lives because we are not chained to kids.
2000 August 1, nosprogs [username], “Re: Howdy - delurk”, in alt.support.childfree, Usenet:
A breeder sow can expose her tit in front of everyone under the guise of feeding her crib lizard yet a person caught taking a leak in some alley or behind a building can risk getting busted and having a police record.
2006 — Adrianne Frost, I Hate Other People's Kids, Simon Spotlight Entertainment (2006), ↑ISBN, page 128:
Should the crib lizard be pitching a hissy fit on the ground, lay down next to them and start jerking and screaming.