Citations:douchenozzle

English citations of douchenozzle

Noun: "alternative form of douche nozzle"

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• 2009, David Cross, I Drink for a Reason, Grand Central Publishing (2009), →ISBN, unnumbered page:

  There are soooo many undeserving douchenozzles with inflated egos in Hollywood, why him?

• 2009, Megan Hart & Lauren Dane, No Reservations, Black Lace (2009), →ISBN, unnumbered page:

  Leah took a deep breath. 'She's a douchenozzle. And we hate her. […]

• 2009, Megan McCafferty, Perfect Fifths, Crown Publishers (2009), →ISBN, page 104:

  "I can't say I'm surprised. He was always a bit of a …"

  "Douchnozzle?"

• 2010, Adam Carolla, In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks: And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-aged White Guy, Three Rivers Press (2011), →ISBN, page 236:

  I've said it before and I'll say it again, it is up to all of us to verbally abuse these douchenozzles.

• 2010, Adam McClaran, Jesus Cries When You Touch Yourself: A Comic Monologue on Religious Bullshit in America in Tribute to George Carlin, →ISBN, page 55:

  You know, this Jesus guy is a real douchenozzle.

• 2012, Lisa Fox, A Matter of Lust, Ellora's Cave (2012), →ISBN, page 10:

  He was also the very thing she needed to get her ex off her mind and out of her system. What a douchenozzle he had been.

• 2012, Tucker Max, Hilarity Ensues, Blue Heeler Books (2012), →ISBN, page 221:

  So there I am, irritated as an unwiped asshole because I am surrounded by the type of people I loathe most: uppity, idiotic, pompous douchenozzles pontificating on shit they don't actually understand, because they think it makes them look cool in front of people they don't actually like.

• 2012, Henry H. Owings, The Indie Cred Test: Everything You Need to Know About Knowing Everything You Need to Know, Penguin (2012), →ISBN, unnumbered page:

  You spend a lot of money and time on clothes and hair in order to look like you don't. And Googling is cheating, so the title “trend-jumping hipster fuckwad” might be generous. You might just be a douchenozzle.

• 2013, Shaun David Hutchinson, fml, Simon Pulse (2013), →ISBN, unnumbered page:

  I put my hand to my cheek and wiggled my jaw. “You, sir, are a douchenozzle."

• 2013, M. Leighton, Everything for Us, Berkley (2013), →ISBN, unnumbered page:

  It's an E-Class, sleek and black with tinted windows. I have no trouble imagining that it belongs to some polished douchenozzle of a lawyer. I'm instantly grouchy.

• 2013, Robyn Schneider, The Beginning of Everything, HarperCollins (2013), →ISBN, unnumbered page:

  “No, no, bad portal,” he scolded, totally oblivious to the world. “Stop—evil— eurgh! Suck my flagellated balls, douchenozzle!”