1996 October 20, Carl, “Employment Opportunity! Bed Pan Boy!!”, in alt.sex.homosexual[1] (Usenet):
Two really lazy ass GWM's are seeking a personal attendant to look[sic] assist in basic bodily functions - ie. morning urination detail.
1999 January 13, PhishyBass [username], “My friends, a favor”, in alt.music.barenaked-ladies[2] (Usenet):
My extremely lazy ass friend has had my Gordon and Rock Spectacle CD's for 5 months now.
1999 October 5, MsLadyMel (quoting Mike), “Re: Internet addiction -”, in alt.support.anxiety-panic[3] (Usenet):
The bad side - People who cant[sic] seem to get away from it or rely on it for support all the time are going to be very lazy ass people....
2000 December 14, SonOfAGun - el ministro de los mexicanos sucios [username], “OT: Jew bastard!”, in alt.music.mdfmk[4] (Usenet):
He's kinda funny, he's like the most lazy ass exchange student I've ever met... usually they all try their hardest an[sic] shit - but he just takes it easy and doesn't turn in most of his work, […]
2002 February 22, Angelic [username], “Re: what i'm wearing (lost original thread)”, in alt.gothic.fashion[5] (Usenet):
Hair: *Curly & totally untamed, totally lazy ass style... (fiy: my hair is long and dark brown, not yet dyed.. and WAY too f*ckin thick)
2005 February 6, DaFlaBear [username], “Re: Senor Frogs in San Juan, Puerto Rico”, in rec.travel.cruises[6] (Usenet):
It has the most lazy ass staff in Puerto Rico.
2008 March 19, Mike, “Re: A Point”, in alt.sports.hockey.nhl.mtl-canadiens[7] (Usenet):
Add in 2 very lazy ass penalties (thanks once again Koivu) and the recipe for a slow start was successfully brewed.