'Are they?' you ask. 'No,' somebody laughs. 'She has a vampire's teabag in.'
1993 July 24, Keith Lim, “Re: Some Tasteless Moments From A Nurse”, in alt.tasteless[1] (Usenet):
Newbies may followup to this post with the old "vampire's teabag" joke.
2004 July 22, Andy Hall, “Re: Clearing blocked toilet with caustic soda”, in uk.d-i-y[2] (Usenet):
I had the unenviable job of clearing one for somebody not long ago and the obstruction turned out to be a number of vampire's teabags gathered in a mass.
2004 July 29, Trentonrevolution [username], “Re: Lynndie England looking hot and ready for some serious prison sex”, in alt.fan.howard-stern et al.[3] (Usenet):
I couldn't imagine her knicker stink as she "brewed the vampire's teabag" in that 110* Iraq heat.
2004 October 25, Christian McArdle, “Re: Moving a toilet”, in uk.d-i-y[4] (Usenet):
No matter how many times you explicitly tell them not to insert vampire's teabags down, they will continue to do so.