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It's always tempting to add: Not a river in Egypt. RSvK 02:12, 25 Aug 2004 (UTC)

That was in the original definition (attributed to Mark Twain -- who knew?). I reluctantly took it out, but if someone can work it in quasi-legitimately, I at least may look the other way -dmh 02:28, 25 Aug 2004 (UTC)