User:Proxima Centauri

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I'm named after the star, Proxima Centauri. I feel I've got a bit of a literary bent and at the moment I'm writing a little sci-fi. The title,

The Aliens of the Flaming Red Sun

I contribute from time to time here. Incidentally I'm British. I spend so much time reading what Americans write on the Internet that I feel I understand some American English though Americans should check when I try to define American terms.

Drunks[edit]

I dispise them, especially those who get regularly and habitually drunk.

Drunks and Infidelity[edit]

Warning! If you're regularly drunk your wife or lady friend just might get fed up and might get tempted to be unfaithful.

Well I didn't write the song below but it warns you about the problem.

Four Nights Drunk

You Old Fool

Seven Drunken Nights

More about infidelity and I did write this one though Georfey Chaucer helped me a bit.

An Alien Wife committed Adultery and tricked her Husband.

How to treat a drunk[edit]

A traditional sea shanty about the drunken sailor

What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor?
What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor?
What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor?

What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor? (text only)