pissing contest

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pissing contest (plural pissing contests)

  1. Used other than as an idiom: a competition to determine who can urinate the furthest up a wall.
  2. (idiomatic, vulgar, slang) An immature dispute over some trivial matter.
    I'm not getting into a pissing contest with him over who has the fastest car.