Citations:poop factory

English citations of poop factory

Noun: "(idiomatic, pejorative or humorous) an infant"

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• 1998 August 24, Ami, “Knocked-up Spice”, in rec.humor.oracle.d‎^[1] (Usenet):

  My absence from rhod the last few weeks (blasphemy!or would that be"heresy!"?) is the direct result of having my head in the toilet 24/7, since God has seen fit to bless us with another poop factory this coming spring.

• 2000 February 24, hugacat [username], “Re: Time to move on! Friendloss?”, in alt.support.childfree‎^[2] (Usenet):

  It's hard to admit that a wonderful 14-year friendship has been irrevocably changed by an 8-pound poop factory.

• 2010 — Barbra Monroe Goggin, Lessons from Joshua: God Whispers Through Autism, AuthorHouse (2010), →ISBN, page 11:

  She didn't feel pushed aside because the colic-stricken poop factory needed to be changed and burped again.

Noun: "(idiomatic, pejorative or humorous) an animal whose defecation inconveniences humans"

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• 1996 — "Town declares war on Canada geese", The Record, 1 November 1996:

  An eight-hectare park in the centre of town has been overrun with Canada geese -- virtual poop factories that have rendered the park a no-go zone for all but the bravest humans.

• 2004 — Emma Holly, Personal Assets, Berkley (2004), →ISBN, unnumbered page:

  […] Béatrix arrived at Meilleurs Amis in time to see an exquisitely coifed poodle beginning to squat beside the door. With a hauteur that would have done her mother proud, she snapped her fingers at the chicly dressed woman who was walking it. "Non, non, madame. Not unless you have a bucket and a scrub brush."

  The woman sniffed, but she did hustle her little poop factory away.

• 2004 — Janice Willard, "Giving pets as Easter gifts is bad idea", Lawrence Journal-World, 11 April 2004:

  Ducklings and chicks grow at a phenomenal rate, consuming a huge amount of food. And what goes in, must come out. […] They are pecking, peeping poop factories.

• 2007 — MacLeod Pappidas, "A landlord's view: A cat, maybe", The Ukiah Daily Journal, 16 October 2007:

  As we considered who we'd like to live in the house in our absence, dogs turned into door-scratching, floor-gouging poop factories and cats were toxic chemical time bombs.

• 2008 — "Letters from the people", Anchorage Daily News, 1 April 2008:

  It is cleaning up after the poop factory that they own and walk in our city's parks and neighborhoods.

• 2009 — Joshua Beeman, "Unleashing life's lessons", Santa Fe New Mexican, 4 April 2009:

  While I would prefer to think of my dog as a four-legged angel or nature's bed warmer, the truth is that he is also a small, mobile poop factory.