poop factory

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From the view that the subject (a baby or animal) does nothing but digest food and produce waste.


poop factory (plural poop factories)

  1. (idiomatic, pejorative or humorous) An infant.
    • 2010, Barbra Monroe Goggin, Lessons from Joshua: God Whispers Through Autism, AuthorHouse (2010), →ISBN, page 11:
      She didn't feel pushed aside because the colic-stricken poop factory needed to be changed and burped again.
  2. (idiomatic, pejorative or humorous) An animal whose defecation inconveniences humans.
    • 2004, Janice Willard, "Giving pets as Easter gifts is bad idea", Lawrence Journal-World, 11 April 2004:
      Ducklings and chicks grow at a phenomenal rate, consuming a huge amount of food. And what goes in, must come out. [] They are pecking, peeping poop factories.