Citations:procrasturbate

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English citations of procrasturbate

  • 1997 January 9, Joe McGillicuddy, “Tired of PROCRASTURBATING?”, in alt.sex.masturbation[1] (Usenet), message-ID <jmcgill-0901971401430001@humc62.fas.harvard.edu>:
    If procrasturbation is interfering with your ability to work or study, []
  • 2005 July 14, Spehro Pefhany, “For the wikiphilic”, in alt.usage.english[2] (Usenet), message-ID <eaqcd1ptb63s8cg29lmhir8tc09q8bovme@4ax.com>:
    Why not procrasturbate for a fewteen minutes?
  • 2009 January 26, Lachlan - KotU, “Made an appointment”, in uk.people.support.depression[3] (Usenet), message-ID <eArfl.455$oF2.83@newsfe15.ams2>:
    I got the number of a local psych. sort of "drop in" service, but as usual I procrasturbated and didn't call it and now I can't find the little leaflet thing.
  • 2010, Dan Abnett, Triumff: Her Majesty's Hero, Nottingham: Angry Robot, →ISBN, →OL, ch. 6:
    "Because if something's not right, I can't sit around here procrasturbating," said Triumff.
  • 2011 November 1, Chris Hardwick, The Nerdist Way: How to Reach the Next Level (In Real Life), New York: Berkley Books, →ISBN, →OL:
    Bad Busy: Anything that does not involve your goals or move you closer to them in any way, pushing you instead into a cul-de-sac of unproductiveness. Tim Ferriss calls this “procrasturbating,” a word I'm jealous I didn't come up with.
  • 2013 April 29, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart[4] (television), Jon Stewart (actor):
    What's the problem, if you give Congress computers do they just spend all their time on porn sites procrasturbating? “Procrasturbating: Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.” [Cheers and applause] I see we have an audience filled with procrasturbaters. I guess we're lucky they're here.