procrasturbate

English

procrasturbate (third-person singular simple present procrasturbates, present participle procrasturbating, simple past and past participle procrasturbated)

(slang, somewhat vulgar, intransitive) To procrastinate by masturbating.
- 2010, Dan Abnett, Triumff: Her Majesty's Hero, Nottingham: Angry Robot, →ISBN, →OL, ch. 6:
  "Because if something's not right, I can't sit around here procrasturbating," said Triumff.
- 2013 April 29, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart‎^[1] (Television), Jon Stewart (actor):
  What's the problem, if you give Congress computers do they just spend all their time on porn sites procrasturbating?
- For more quotations using this term, see Citations:procrasturbate.
(slang, somewhat vulgar, intransitive) To procrastinate by filling one's time with other activities.