Blend of procrastinate + masturbate
procrasturbate (third-person singular simple present procrasturbates, present participle procrasturbating, simple past and past participle procrasturbated)
- (slang, intransitive) To procrastinate by masturbating.
2010, Abnett, Dan, Triumff: Her Majesty's Hero, Nottingham: Angry Robot, →ISBN, OL 24088711M, ch. 6:
"Because if something's not right, I can't sit around here procrasturbating," said Triumff.
2013 April 29, Jon Stewart, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart:
What's the problem, if you give Congress computers do they just spend all their time on porn sites procrasturbating?
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