2008 January 19, Agent Smith, “Woo hoo, Partay!”, in sci.physics[1] (Usenet):
NPR is reporting that Suckabee lost South Carolina!
2008 February 11, Pile O Shit, Bush, “GOD... please crush MIKE HUCKABEE soon”, in alt.rush-limbaugh[2] (Usenet):
God will tell Suckabee's wife to do it on top of him. Crushed.
2008 March 3, Judge Dredd, “Suckabee tries to hang on”, in alt.fan.rush-limbaugh[3] (Usenet):
Mike Suckabee, looking for the miracle he likes to talk about, urged conservatives in Texas today to rally behind him and keep him alive for the Republican nomination.
2015 July 29, Jesse, “Jew appeaser Suckabee takes heat for suckin just a bit too hard”, in soc.culture.israel[4] (Usenet):
Mike Huckabee stands behind Holocaust comment as backlash continues