tisser

Danish

Verb

tisser

1. (deprecated template usage) present of tisse

Noun

tisser c

1. penis
   • 2011, Robert Muchamore, Cherub 11 - Blod og krom, Art People (→ISBN)

     »Må jeg stikke min tisser i dig?« Alle drengene begyndte at grine hysterisk, mens en pige, der hed Jane, sparkede Chris over skinnebenet og kaldte ham et svin.

   • 2011, Hanne Højgaard Viemose, Hannah, Gyldendal A/S (→ISBN)

     Det var fuglefangeren, der greb i mine arme og ben, falder ih og falder ah, hvis nogen spør mig ... din tisser Hans, hvor er din tisser, så svarer jeg, åh falder ih og falder ah, snavsede fingre famlede i mine trusser, at jeg er papegøjen, har du glemt at ...

   • 2012 October 28, “Fedesvinet”, in naterotik.dk‎^[1]:

     Må jeg se din tisser igen, jeg har aldrig set sådan en før. Selvfølgelig, svarede jeg, rejst mig og smed bukserne.

     (please add an English translation of this quotation)

Synonyms

• diller
• penis
• pik
• pjovert
• sjover
• tissemand
• tredje ben

 

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French

Etymology

From alteration of Middle French tissir, from Old French tissir, formed analogically from the original tistre, itself from Latin texere, present active infinitive of texō, from Proto-Italic *teksō, either from Proto-Indo-European *tḗtḱ-ti or from *teḱ-se-ti, both from *teḱ- (“to beget, produce”). The original past participle was tissu.

Pronunciation

• IPA^(key): /ti.se/

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Verb

tisser

1. (transitive) to weave, plait, wreathe

Conjugation

Conjugation of tisser (see also Appendix:French verbs)

infinitive	simple	tisser
	compound	avoir + past participle
present participle or gerund1	simple	tissant /ti.sɑ̃/
	compound	ayant + past participle
past participle		tissé /ti.se/
		singular			plural
		first	second	third	first	second	third
indicative		je (j’)	tu	il, elle, on	nous	vous	ils, elles
(simple tenses)	present	tisse /tis/	tisses /tis/	tisse /tis/	tissons /ti.sɔ̃/	tissez /ti.se/	tissent /tis/
	imperfect	tissais /ti.sɛ/	tissais /ti.sɛ/	tissait /ti.sɛ/	tissions /ti.sjɔ̃/	tissiez /ti.sje/	tissaient /ti.sɛ/
	past historic2	tissai /ti.se/	tissas /ti.sa/	tissa /ti.sa/	tissâmes /ti.sam/	tissâtes /ti.sat/	tissèrent /ti.sɛʁ/
	future	tisserai /ti.sʁe/	tisseras /ti.sʁa/	tissera /ti.sʁa/	tisserons /ti.sʁɔ̃/	tisserez /ti.sʁe/	tisseront /ti.sʁɔ̃/
	conditional	tisserais /ti.sʁɛ/	tisserais /ti.sʁɛ/	tisserait /ti.sʁɛ/	tisserions /ti.sə.ʁjɔ̃/	tisseriez /ti.sə.ʁje/	tisseraient /ti.sʁɛ/
(compound tenses)	present perfect	present indicative of avoir + past participle
	pluperfect	imperfect indicative of avoir + past participle
	past anterior2	past historic of avoir + past participle
	future perfect	future of avoir + past participle
	conditional perfect	conditional of avoir + past participle
subjunctive		que je (j’)	que tu	qu’il, qu’elle	que nous	que vous	qu’ils, qu’elles
(simple tenses)	present	tisse /tis/	tisses /tis/	tisse /tis/	tissions /ti.sjɔ̃/	tissiez /ti.sje/	tissent /tis/
	imperfect2	tissasse /ti.sas/	tissasses /ti.sas/	tissât /ti.sa/	tissassions /ti.sa.sjɔ̃/	tissassiez /ti.sa.sje/	tissassent /ti.sas/
(compound tenses)	past	present subjunctive of avoir + past participle
	pluperfect2	imperfect subjunctive of avoir + past participle
imperative		–	tu	–	nous	vous	–
simple		—	tisse /tis/	—	tissons /ti.sɔ̃/	tissez /ti.se/	—
compound		—	simple imperative of avoir + past participle	—	simple imperative of avoir + past participle	simple imperative of avoir + past participle	—
1 The French gerund is usable only with the preposition en.
2 In less formal writing or speech, these tenses may be found to have been replaced in the following way: past historic → present perfect past anterior → pluperfect imperfect subjunctive → present subjunctive pluperfect subjunctive → past subjunctive (Christopher Kendris [1995], Master the Basics: French, pp. 77, 78, 79, 81).

Derived terms

• tissage
• tisserand
• tisserin
• tisseur
• tissu

References

• etymology

Further reading

• “tisser”, in Trésor de la langue française informatisé [Digitized Treasury of the French Language], 2012.

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Norwegian Bokmål

Verb

tisser

1. (deprecated template usage) present of tisse