assplant

English

Etymology

ass +‎ plant

Noun

assplant (plural assplants)

1. (Canada, US, slang) An unintentional landing on one's buttocks.

Verb

assplant (third-person singular simple present assplants, present participle assplanting, simple past and past participle assplanted)

1. (Canada, US, slang) To land on one's buttocks (unintentionally).

   I assplanted in the parking lot.

Anagrams

• salt pans, saltpans