- (humorous) Diabetes.
- 2013, Enrique Limón, "Best Summertime Drinks", Santa Fe Reporter, 23 April 2013:
- Tell Cake we sent you, and she might be persuaded to hook you up with her signature Red Velvet Cake martini. The perfect blend between cirrhosis and the diabeetus, this is probably what Oompa-Loompas unwind with at the end of an everlasting workday.
- For more examples of usage of this term, see Citations:diabeetus.