fartette

English

Etymology

fart +‎ -ette

Noun

fartette (plural fartettes)

1. (colloquial, vulgar) (usually as "old fartette") An elderly woman; especially one who is not aware of the latest trends.
   • 1999 November 4, Olga Ruocco, “group demographics”, in group demographics Group: alt.fan.kinks (Usenet):

     Slightly younger fartette - 50!

   • 2004, William Hairston, It's Human Nature: A Story Collection, →ISBN, page 252:

     Young farts masturbate. And so do fartettes...masturbate too.

   • 2007, Ruth Dickson, Life, Death and Other Trivia, →ISBN, page 18:

     Old fartettes can get away with a helluva lot more than old farts.

   • 2012, Dana Stabenow, Whisper to the Blood, →ISBN:

     Perhaps a dozen in all, some that had been there since the Ark, these occupied by crusty old farts and less frequently crusty old fartettes with a taste for wilderness and solitude, not necessarily in that order and not always both.