molestache

English

Etymology

Blend of molest +‎ mustache

Noun

molestache (plural molestaches)

1. (slang, rare) A type of scrawny or unkempt mustache supposedly associated with child molesters.
   • 2001 January 27, Scott “devotion100”, “Re: Weezer's mustaches”, in alt.music.weezer‎^[1] (Usenet):

     > rivers looks like a kid toucher.
     rivers definitely has the molestache action goin on.

   • 2002 December 28, C. Lee, “Re: i wonder what kind of movie we would come up with”, in alt.horror‎^[2] (Usenet):

     I think that this level of arrogant cynicism is very instructive...you know...like how watching a mulleted drunk in a wife-beater, boxers and a molestache smacking his kids on COPS teaches us about how NOT to raise a family.

   • 2004 April 1, Douglas C. Niedermeyer (pseudonym), “Scary molestache completes coaching staff”,^[3] in the Daily Nebraskan, 2004 April 1 joke issue.
   • 2005 March 10, Bryce Donovan, “Easy ladies, there's enough Bryce to go around”, in The Post and Courier, Evening Post Publishing Company:

     Also known as the “molestache,” this sexified upper lip hair is often seen on men wearing short shorts, Blue Blocker sunglasses, lots of gold jewelry, […]

   • 2005 May 26, Thomas, “Re: Pistons will win Game 3”, in alt.sports.basketball.nba.det-pistons‎^[4] (Usenet):

     (He earned the name Mario Mugshot in my circle because he looks like Mario from Super Mario Bros, and he has a molestache and messy hair like you would see on a child molester in a mugshot)

   • 2007 January 6, “Gurriato”, “Re: Estamos todos manipulados” (“Re: We are all being manipulated”), in alt.usage.spanish and other groups, Usenet,^[5]

     He wears a britstache (also called a molestache, a combination of the words mustache and molest). El Renacuajo's mustache is scrawny and creepy, much like most wearers of the molestache.

Galician

Verb

molestache

1. (reintegrationist norm, less recommended) second-person singular preterite indicative of molestar