pencil dick

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pencil dick (plural pencil dicks)

  1. (slang, vulgar, derogatory) A penis of inadequate girth.
    • 2010, Peter Lehman and Susan Hunt, Lady Chatterley's Legacy in the Movies: Sex, Brains, and Body Guys, page 105
      In contemporary America all adults, and even teenagers for that matter, have heard penis-size jokes or slang terms such as “pencil dick” for men with thin penises or “hung like a horse” for men who are well-endowed.
    • 2007, Bonnie Edwards, Midnight Confessions II, page 22
      Colin's pencil dick was in his hand while he licked her pussy.”
      Pencil dick?”
      “Really skinny.”
    • 2006, Sidi, Fatou: Return to Harlem, page 78
      Somebody needs to create a big ass, reinforced rubber band so that when a woman gets with a man with a little dick they can put the rubber band around both of their waists so his pencil dick won't fall out.
  2. (slang, vulgar, derogatory, chiefly as a term of address) A man with a penis of inadequate girth.
    • 2011, Janet Evanovich, Smokin' Seventeen, page 273
      "Did you call me fat? 'Cause you don't want to do that. You don't want to mess with me. I just lost Ernie's car. And I jus thad a root canal, and my meds are wearin' off, and I'm feelin' mean as a snake. I'm a woman on the edge right now, you punk ass, little pencil dick."
      "I ain't no pencil dick. You want to see my dick?"
    • 2010, James King, Bill Warrington's Last Chance
      “When's the last time I asked you to do anything for me, pencil dick?”
    • 2004, Tony Parsons, One for My Baby: A Novel, page 153
      “And pencil dick stayed with his wife.”

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