weenus

English

Noun

weenus (plural weenuses)

1. Alternative form of wenis
   • 1989, Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso, Real Frank Zappa Book, page 105:

     They put them on the coffee table and took out the rest of their gear — everything a person might need to make a plaster replica of the human weenus.

   • 2012, Geoff Herbach, Nothing Special, page 22:

     Someone is going to take my seat (I can see an old man eyeballing it, I swear) and I have to take my carry-on bag into the bathroom where it will absorb weenus germs.

   • 2013, Suzanne Freeman, “In a While, Crocodile”, in Evening Street Review, number 9, page 91:

     Catching him near the rope swing, she reached in the hip pocket of his overalls, hoping to snatch the gum, but her hand went through a hole and she grabbed his weenus instead.

   • 2014, Toby Smith, Flight from Oblivion, page 153:

     Other times they've pointed to the hard bony protrusion on their posterior bent forearm and asked if anyone wants to see their weenus.