ShamWow (plural ShamWows)
- A brand of absorbent cloth.
2009, John C Bieber, Angels:
- You might as well buy a couple of ShamWows and least you get your money's worth.
- 2010, Scott Adams, Dilbert comic strip:
- "Use this Shamwow to absorb someone else's soul while you suck on the other end."
- 2009, G. B. Trudeau My Shorts R Bunching. Thoughts?: The Tweets of Roland Hedley, page 25:
- From now on, will soak up her briefings like Shamwow.
2008, Jeff Zahratka, Sweepers Sweepers Man Your Brooms: An Enlisted Man's Story, page 167:
- He had sincere ambition, and he would soak up information like a "ShamWOW" sponge.