assmonkey

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Etymology

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Shitgibbon compound of ass +‎ monkey.

Noun

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assmonkey (plural assmonkeys)

  1. (Canada, US, slang, humorous) An obnoxious or contemptible person; a jerk.
    Synonym: assmuncher
    Near-synonym: assclown
    • 2000, Martin DiPietro, “The Pull”, in Nest: 28 Tales of Pulp Fiction[1], →ISBN, page 72:
      "Look," said Mayer, suddenly nervous, "there's no sense in acting like complete ass monkeys over this. I'm sure we can reach a mutually beneficial settlement."
    • 2002, Brian Rockstroh, Far From Grace[2], →ISBN, page 10:
      “You little assmonkey!” The kid danced away to the front of the car.
    • 2004, Stacey Cochran, The Band[3], →ISBN, page 188:
      "God, love," I said, "Annnnnd ... trampolines!" ¶ "You are such an assmonkey."