caek

English

Noun

caek (uncountable)

1. (Internet slang, humorous) Deliberate misspelling of cake.
   • 2001 October 1, Danny C., quoting Qnaal P., “It's a good book! It's a good book!”, in alt.nerd.obsessive‎^[1] (Usenet), archived from the original on 2024-08-13:

     >> I liek caek.
     >> Also, sex. If someone were to combine sex and cake, the world
     >> would never leave their homes.

   • 2002 June 14, Muey, “Got my own!!!”, in alt.games.starcraft‎^[2] (Usenet), archived from the original on 2024-08-13:

     I LIEK CAEK!

   • 2002 December 1, James Lyon, “BEEN DRINKING”, in alt.digitiser‎^[3] (Usenet), archived from the original on 2024-08-13:

     I have also been drunk on teh caek and wine and subscribing to Xbox Live. Except, replace 'caek' with 'large measures of Morgan's Spiced and Coke and cans of Miller' and 'subscribing to Xbox Live' with 'lying (and probably sobbing (and wanking)) on the bathroom floor and waking up with no memory of how I got in bed and sick on the carpet'.

   • 2003 July 21, Danoot, “they say it's your birthday”, in alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup‎^[4] (Usenet), archived from the original on 2024-08-13:

     > cake for danoot!
     Caek! I have lots of caek. Mud cake, chocolate cake, ice-cream cake.

   • 2009 September, Professor Happycat, icanhascheezburger.com, How to Take Over teh Wurld: A LOLcat Guide 2 Winning‎^[5], New York, N.Y.: Gotham Books, Penguin Group, →ISBN:

     let them eat caek!

   • 2018, Colin Milburn, “May the Lulz Be with You”, in Respawn: Gamers, Hackers, and Technogenic Life (Experimental Futures), Durham, N.C.: Duke University Press, →ISBN, page 47:

     Moreover, the self-ironizing suggestion that playing this game of Asteroids would lead to “caek” was a leetspeak reference to the 2007 game Portal, recalling the deceitful promises of the artificial intelligence glados that delicious cake would be the reward for obediently following orders.

References

• “caek”, in Urban Dictionary, launched 1999.