2004 March 14, Night Crawler, “Yep, sure am.”, in alt.sports.football.pro.oak-raiders[1] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-05-07:
She wanted a cocksicle.
2004 May 3, joe, “Sexual Zodiac”, in alt.astrology[2] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-05-07:
Often self-conscious, and overly concerned with what other people think of them, Capricorns can be a real pain. They are much more interested in appearances than any other sign. But if you cross them, they don't get angry, they don't get even. They just turn their internal thermostat down about 100 degrees when they see you. Women who marry a Capricorn, and flirt, end up with a pussy full of cocksicle.
2011 January 12, Rev. 11D Meow!, “SubGenius (aka Dum Dum) Du Jour”, in alt.slack[3] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-05-07:
> Imagine living in Siberia and having to start your car every morning in that kind of temperature. Imagine your cocksicle there.