conchier

French

Etymology

From Latin concacō, concacāre. Synchronically analysable as con- +‎ chier.

Pronunciation

• IPA^(key): /kɔ̃.ʃje/

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Verb

conchier

1. (transitive, vulgar, literary) to beshit, to shit on something
2. (vulgar, humorous) used to tell someone to get lost

   Cher monsieur, je vous conchie.

   Synonyms: emmerder, merder

Conjugation

Conjugation of conchier (see also Appendix:French verbs)

infinitive	simple	conchier
	compound	avoir + past participle
present participle or gerund1	simple	conchiant /kɔ̃.ʃjɑ̃/
	compound	ayant + past participle
past participle		conchié /kɔ̃.ʃje/
		singular			plural
		first	second	third	first	second	third
indicative		je (j’)	tu	il, elle, on	nous	vous	ils, elles
(simple tenses)	present	conchie /kɔ̃.ʃi/	conchies /kɔ̃.ʃi/	conchie /kɔ̃.ʃi/	conchions /kɔ̃.ʃjɔ̃/	conchiez /kɔ̃.ʃje/	conchient /kɔ̃.ʃi/
	imperfect	conchiais /kɔ̃.ʃjɛ/	conchiais /kɔ̃.ʃjɛ/	conchiait /kɔ̃.ʃjɛ/	conchiions /kɔ̃.ʃi.jɔ̃/	conchiiez /kɔ̃.ʃi.je/	conchiaient /kɔ̃.ʃjɛ/
	past historic2	conchiai /kɔ̃.ʃje/	conchias /kɔ̃.ʃja/	conchia /kɔ̃.ʃja/	conchiâmes /kɔ̃.ʃjam/	conchiâtes /kɔ̃.ʃjat/	conchièrent /kɔ̃.ʃjɛʁ/
	future	conchierai /kɔ̃.ʃi.ʁe/	conchieras /kɔ̃.ʃi.ʁa/	conchiera /kɔ̃.ʃi.ʁa/	conchierons /kɔ̃.ʃi.ʁɔ̃/	conchierez /kɔ̃.ʃi.ʁe/	conchieront /kɔ̃.ʃi.ʁɔ̃/
	conditional	conchierais /kɔ̃.ʃi.ʁɛ/	conchierais /kɔ̃.ʃi.ʁɛ/	conchierait /kɔ̃.ʃi.ʁɛ/	conchierions /kɔ̃.ʃi.ʁjɔ̃/	conchieriez /kɔ̃.ʃi.ʁje/	conchieraient /kɔ̃.ʃi.ʁɛ/
(compound tenses)	present perfect	present indicative of avoir + past participle
	pluperfect	imperfect indicative of avoir + past participle
	past anterior2	past historic of avoir + past participle
	future perfect	future of avoir + past participle
	conditional perfect	conditional of avoir + past participle
subjunctive		que je (j’)	que tu	qu’il, qu’elle	que nous	que vous	qu’ils, qu’elles
(simple tenses)	present	conchie /kɔ̃.ʃi/	conchies /kɔ̃.ʃi/	conchie /kɔ̃.ʃi/	conchiions /kɔ̃.ʃi.jɔ̃/	conchiiez /kɔ̃.ʃi.je/	conchient /kɔ̃.ʃi/
	imperfect2	conchiasse /kɔ̃.ʃjas/	conchiasses /kɔ̃.ʃjas/	conchiât /kɔ̃.ʃja/	conchiassions /kɔ̃.ʃja.sjɔ̃/	conchiassiez /kɔ̃.ʃja.sje/	conchiassent /kɔ̃.ʃjas/
(compound tenses)	past	present subjunctive of avoir + past participle
	pluperfect2	imperfect subjunctive of avoir + past participle
imperative		–	tu	–	nous	vous	–
simple		—	conchie /kɔ̃.ʃi/	—	conchions /kɔ̃.ʃjɔ̃/	conchiez /kɔ̃.ʃje/	—
compound		—	simple imperative of avoir + past participle	—	simple imperative of avoir + past participle	simple imperative of avoir + past participle	—
1 The French gerund is usable only with the preposition en.
2 In less formal writing or speech, these tenses may be found to have been replaced in the following way: past historic → present perfect past anterior → pluperfect imperfect subjunctive → present subjunctive pluperfect subjunctive → past subjunctive (Christopher Kendris [1995], Master the Basics: French, pp. 77, 78, 79, 81).

See also

• chier

Further reading

• “conchier”, in Trésor de la langue française informatisé [Digitized Treasury of the French Language], 2012.